@BlackLanterrn
It's amazing how TikTok has literally changed language. It's also hilarious because we use the new words exactly the same as the old ones. It's literally "Voldemort".
@CreepyOrg
As someone with bi polar-2 (the lesser bipolar) who has "those" thoughts from time to time, this is horrifying. This cannot be made easily accessible.
@KEEMSTAR
Americans: Groceries are too expensive.
Biden: Best I can do is service fees.
Americans: Ohh like on grocery delivery?? That'd be great!
Biden: No, on concert tickets.
Americans: ...huh.
My friend just went on a long tangent about how my Twitter page is "Too Liberal". Took me until 3/4 of the way through to figure out he meant "Too Gay."
@againstgrmrs
Anyone who's touched a D knows that it feels completely different to any other skin on the body.
It's nothing like arm skin. Arm skin is protective armor from the outside world. The D is not.
@BlackLanterrn
I had this problem. So one day at work I went up to every person around my age and literally said "I'm kinda depressed and need friends. Would you like to hang out?"
Maybe I'm charismatic but every single person said YES. Two of them are like my brothers now, I love 'em.
@lporiginalg
I have nerve damage.
It's been over a year and they still don't know for sure what caused it. Nerve pain is incredibly hard to diagnose and treat. The best treatment is to freeze the broken nerve. Of course then you lose feeling. But its better than constant "buzzing" and pain.โฆ
If you're a gay or bi dude looking for a roommate DM me. It literally doesn't matter where in the country, I just want to save some money and I don't want to live with heteros ๐
@jakeshieldsajj
That's such an old photo. He doesn't even live there anymore. He's living the American dream in Japan while Americans can't even afford groceries. Maybe Japan is the place to go...
@AlfonsoAlmond
@DrLoupis
I know we're all eating poison all the time.
But isn't it also cultural?
We used to sit down and have "meals".
Now we just grab food as needed.
We used to work 9-5 now we're all just always working. Even social media is work.
@iamyesyouareno
Japanese people are amazing. Kinda racist. But that's alright, it's historically part of their culture to reject outsiders and it has served them well.
@toughtalkty
When I came of age it was like "oh no, I dyed my hair black and my emo myspace photos are so cringe, oh no."
Now it's like "oh no, I had my penis surgically removed, and my new bonus hole is so cringe, oh no"
@troonytoons
This isn't a post asking for advice about being modest. This is a post asking if they can get away with expressing their bulge exhibition fetish at a wedding.
@Beno_ldn
I have severe nerve damage. I'm 33. It's not visible to you or anyone. Sitting at a 90 degree angle or standing at all puts pressure on the damaged area. Too much irritation and my right side will shut off.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
@BritMartinez
I wish more women would acknowledge that they don't know what they want.
All women do is string my straight friends along. Women will break up with a guy just to find out if they actually like them or not and then be surprised when he refuses to get back together.
@MalesInDisguise
๐ซ: Gets experimental procedure.
๐ซ: Why am I having issues??????
๐จโโ๏ธ: It's experimental. You agreed to this.
๐ซ: omg useless bigot!
@TrueSlazac
Modern gays prefer careers in art, social media and marketing.
No reason to think that was different back then. The gays probably ran the marketing art departments. Gays aren't a new phenomenon.
I just let my family know that I have to sell my house. It didn't feel real until now. I'm really selling it. It's that or run out of money and have the bank take it. I haven't figured out what I'll do after the sale. I chose the best time to become โฟ. ๐
#BidenEconomics
@lporiginalg
Because no one from the burbs ever works in the city, has friends in the city, has moved in and out of the city....
Someone has never ever talked to a suburbanite. Way to tell on yourself, loser.
@OrwellNGoode
I have student and medical debt up the wazoo.
I've never missed a payment. So I have an 800 credit score with an abysmal debt to income ratio.
It's almost like credit isn't actually meant to help us any.
@troonytoons
You know this person isn't a woman because if a woman realized her beautiful dress gave her a bulge, she'd get a different dress. Also there's the whole having a bulge...
@troonytoons
Why is their trans picture always the first time they ever put effort into a photo? Like maybe had you given a shiz before you wouldn't be "dysphoric" about your appearance.
Thinking about how I had a serious psychological episode a year ago (that in retrospect I should have been hospitalized for) and how immediately following that episode is when I got on Twitter for the first time.
Thank you all for sticking through my emotional journey. ๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ฆ
@CowBoyGhost900
This is Grindr. Not tinder. It works by showing you a grid or EVERYONE. There's only a few filters. Having these psychologically unwell women on a gay male app is ridiculous. They should be removed from the app.
@stylenat_
I worked at a major airport. I can tell you something strange that every other culture does besides Americans.
Travels with suitcases full of meat. Sometimes frozen. Sometimes not. If they weren't American there as a 50/50 shot they had a suitcase of meat.