Kariuki @TheLorriega Twitter profile

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 months

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

8 years

You need an appointment to visit my home – Rev Cathy Kiuna

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@TheLorriega

3 years

I’m turning 32 in exactly 20days with no wife, no girlfriend, no kid but the account is growing fat everyday 😁

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@TheLorriega

2 years

I was hanging out alone last Friday night. At around 2 a.m I decided to leave for my crib...no buses ply that route at that time of the morning and so I decided to hitch a ride. It starts raining, and then a prado stops next to me.

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2 years

The year is 2023: Lands CS chilling in his office after successfully issuing land titles to Kenyans

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@TheLorriega

4 years

This month we turn 31 with no wife, no baby mama but with few notes, good health na Lorry za kuwahamisha from toxic people in your lives like landlords, husbands or wives. Life is too short, to be sad. Call me on 0715568045 or drop me a Dm

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3 years

You buy your father in law some whiskey only for him to get drunk and shout, “My daughter will get a better man someday “

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2 years

Amid his serious laughter he says "si huyu ni ule Mlevi aliingia gari tukisukuma?".....🤣

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@TheLorriega

2 years

Goodbye 2022

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2 years

Me at 40 addressing my 87yrs old father when he refuse to give me pesa ya kwenda clubbing

Ochieng🦈

@fanuel__ochieng

2 years

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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4 years

Face Mwaks was right there

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3 years

Wacha sasa niingie shift nilipwe my 2000 Euros alafu nizikule zote ndio my grandchildren wasikuje kuringia watu hapa.

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Nothing personal but marrying from Kiambu would be my last option

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4 years

Saa hii ndio your wiminz wananunuliwa toothbrush kwa the local shop. Stay strong young kings siku yenu itafika. In the meantime, nipatieni kazi ya kuwahamisha ndio wakirudi monday wapate mlijiheshimu na mka move on.

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Nilipiga first class pale k.u nikachorwa airtel alafu nika quit nikuje ni spin Kalorry because streets is where you become a millionaire. Anyways, leo hamna mizigo?

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3 years

Ushaipenda mtu alafu akaenda majuu?

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4 years

I still laugh at this 🤣🤣😂

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2 years

Been driving since yesternite karibu nidedi buana. This tweet is not about cars

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Cockroaches are bald Tondû nî nyénjê

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@TheLorriega

4 years

My Church has texted me their paybill number and the procedure to do it. They have also texted me the bank details incase I want to deposit to the bank. They don’t care if I’m okay or not. wow!

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@TheLorriega

2 years

Men don’t talk. Many are dying on the inside while still trying to keep a brave face in front of their wives/partners,children and fellow men. Many men are walking with their death certificates in their pockets regularly checking their expiry some even wishing to bring it forward

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3 years

Oya si utag Gidi tu roho safi. Utafanya watu waanze kuniona za kahasho juu I’m a lorry driver

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Normalize visiting your grandparents regularly and not printing T-shirts za “RIP Shosh” when they die

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Today, my thoughts and prayers goes to anyone who is battling cancer or anyone who has been left by their loved one after a long battle with cancer. May the good Lord be with you all.

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@TheLorriega

5 years

🤣🤣🤣hii couple ilifanya niwachwe. Niliambiwa I have to match what YahBoiSelfie is doing to YahGalSelfie 🤣🤣🤣

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

@ItsJeffreyJeff

5 years

Back then hii couple haikua inatupea amani kwa hii TL😂😂

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

2 years

I drove to Nyeri to say hi to my mum and dad in their resting place. Though it was an emotional moment, I must admit it felt good updating them of a man I have become since they rested.

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@TheLorriega

3 years

If you see R.I.P by my name don’t post about me. Don’t upload any my pics on your walls. Don’t say how strong a person I was and shit.DON’T! DON’T! DON’T! Just let me rest easy because 99% of you are hypocritical mourners.

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Ng’ombe Bryant vs Kobe Bryant

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Nyinyi mnalia lia waschana wenu wakipelekwa Mombasa, wangu alinidanganya ameenda kitengela aka end up in Ethiopia. Kukosa pesa si kitu mzuri

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@TheLorriega

4 years

My doc told me to avoid red meat and if I must take, it should be chemsha. He also advised me to quit alcohol kabisa. He said he hasn’t taken red meat or alcohol for two years now only to find him at WalkAbout Kiambu rd na mzinga ya Black label na Kanyama choma 🤣

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Early last year I pursued some babe but akinishow sikai kuwa serious and for that reason we can’t date but can be friends. A month later, huyo babe akaolewa. Saa hii ako na mtoi na ninja imekuwa abusive. Saa hii ananiuliza what to do, ikabidi ni respond the same energy

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Y’all remember when Mejja said “Huyu manzi ni mhandi ,Anakaa kuitwa Miano” 😅

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Mnipee Mic huko niwaambie vile Aim Global ilinisaidia kubuy lorry

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Kuna mumama amenisalimia wa Porsche amenisalimia nikitoka delivery hapa runda paradise, nikampea business card yangu akanishow atanicall before siku iishe. Ni kama naondokea hizi mashida wasee

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Its end month. RT widely

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

3 years

I have been declining NewYork calls,to manifest working for Google then Dublin happened. 💉💉💉

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@TheLorriega

1 year

“Dûgîkûje bara ûtwarîre mûkagûo…”

🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊

@Southside_Gunn

1 year

Black People what does this mean…?

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Nimepatana na dame ya my friend amekunjwa hapa Mirema tree and all I can feel is sorry for that nigga 🤣🤣🤣

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Kazi leo imenoga kunoga 😅. Tulorry tuko busy

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Manifesting working for Google from 1 1st November 🕯

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

we have added another one. Leteni kazi

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

2 years

I got up and ran into a nearby bar. After drowning four beers I narrate my ghost encounter to whoever cared to listen. Just then three guys came into the same bar, soaked wet, then one of them recognises me and starts laughing uncontrollably while pointing at me.

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

“I would have helped you but what do jokers know about relationships?” 🤣

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Ross Bakery

KamtuKaMbao

@kampupi

4 years

Fabrizio kanono training hard for #KOT5Aside

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@TheLorriega

2 years

I quickly get into the passenger side and close the door. The car starts moving and just when I was about to thank the driver I discover there was none! I started to freak out but I was afraid to jump out of a Moving vehicle.

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

I took the Covid-19 jab and I didn’t have any major side effects except a slight headache that lasted two hours. Two weeks later, my arm has been numb since yesterday 2pm and its not sitting well with my soul

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

New week, New opportunities. We are also offering out of Metropolitan area transport services. RT widely

Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

2 years

When the car got to a bend, a hand comes in through the drivers window and turned the steering wheel!! This happens twice but on the third time I became totally freaked out and decided to jump out of the car landing into a ditch full of rain water.

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Take notes!!!

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Who are these men you associate with

Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Why don’t men shower lakini? Hamskiangi mkunuka?😭😭

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Next birthday I plan to gift myself a brand new Actros and Audi A8. Let’s in one voice say AMEN!

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@TheLorriega

4 years

New week, New Opportunities. Help me retweet this 🙏🏻

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@TheLorriega

4 years

For Quality and affordable transport services . Call 0715568045 or WhatsApp 0700283978. RT widely

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Kariuki

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2 years

Sasa juu hamhami sana. Tumeonelea tu invest hapa ndio tuwasaidie kubeba building materials. Msinikaushe kazi. RT widely

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@TheLorriega

4 years

My babies! One is waiting for your calls, the other one ako kwa kichaka akitafuta pesa. Quality and affordable transport services available call 0715568045 WhatsApp 0700283978 or hit my Dm

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

You can also App me on 0700283978 or hit my dm

Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Look at my babies. For your quality and affordable transport services. Hit me up on 0715568045 WhatsApp 0700283978

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Who wants to be moved? RT

Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

3 years

RT widely

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Kuna mtu ako na mzigo kidogo ya kwenda ama kutoka Nakuru kesho? RT widely

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Nikiwa airtel kuna mumama alikuwa anaitwa Evelyn, first day alitwambia na my friend called Shady tusiwe tunakunywa chai ya ofisi ati hatukuwangi tume countiwa. Only for her to be sacked later. Remember her @caroledee ? Wakiwa na Eddie.

𝓑𝓔𝓝 𝓓𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡

@m3nteh

3 years

Women wakiwa in top positions mahali kazini wanakuanga assholes sana

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@TheLorriega

3 years

@Lilie_Tanui I’m the prize. Piga simu saa hii. Nikifika 40 nabadilisha number

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Send ‘em titties babes

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

1 year

Hey @WilliamsRuto I would like to petition the Kenyan government to remove the taxes for Insulin. Think of people who have or have had diabetes and cannot afford to buy Insulin due to the hard economic times in country at the moment @rigathi

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4 years

Low budget Taurus Riley

Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

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4 years

Ukienda choo za ushago uangushe uzito ukose kuskia ‘Duuu’ automatically unajua hujapimisha

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Somewhere your boyfriend is apologizing to another woman for being in a relationship with you, he’s even crying.

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Babies met up today for some assignment. Ni end month and we are ready to move you. Call 0715568045. RT widely

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@TheLorriega

1 year

“You guys wear those eastleigh fake jerseys willingly 🤡🤡🤡 can’t be me 👽👽”

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@TheLorriega

3 years

@Osama_otero Mimi mwenye alinihost nilipata siku moja amepack nguo zake akaenda marekani, two years later akanilipia ndege niende nikamtembelee. Best bro ever

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

2 years

Fungeni hizi ghasia. Zilinikulisha rice Natives in 2017 zikabeba kila kitu yangu pale Mirema nyuma ya Coop bank

DCI KENYA

@DCI_Kenya

2 years

THE REINCARNATION OF THE BASMATI BABES Detectives based at DCI parklands have arrested 5 suspects among them three women for kidnapping a man and demanding for a ransom to set him free. In a crime that is gaining currency barely a week after the ‘Basmati Babes’ expose

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Kariuki

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2 years

@ArapTilingi He be like “tunaleta mikundu mbele zako…”

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Wild animals be like "I woke up in a new MBUGAtti"

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4 years

I have a degree in Information Science, CPA2, uncertified diabetes educator and starting my diploma in Cyber Securities Analytics in two months time and here I am driving lorries 😭 but ni life

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Mmekuwaje???

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@TheLorriega

4 years

@Osama_otero @DelfinTours When you see it

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@TheLorriega

5 years

When you remember next season you will be passing the ball to CR7, Neymar and Dybala and not Iwobi, Laca and Auba 😅😅😅

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

XsMillionaire Pole dancer ameshikiwa camera na mamake 🤣🤣🤣 enyewe bills lazima zilipwe

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Hii online writing kama hukuijua between 2010 na 2016 wewe sahau tu. Hakuna mtu ako na time ya kufunzana

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@TheLorriega

3 years

Incase you feel like giving up, remember there is someone who just have to eat right, exercise, lose weight, and inject insulin four times a day to live a normal life. Be encouraged!!!

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@TheLorriega

4 years

Mnipee kazi niwache kukaa idle 😭. Call 0715568045 or WhatsApp 0700283978

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Kindly retweet

Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Kalorry kako ready. Leteni mizigo tubebe. Wenye mnahama pia mpige hii number 0715568045

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Ndindi Nyoro. Ndîna Minyoo @ItsJobu 😅

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

The lorry is getting ‘oil change’ more than the owner. Sijui nilikosea wapi. Anyways, after hapa ni kuipeleka shower alafu tuchill mpige simu tuwabee mizigo ama tuwabebe. RT widely please. The number to call is 0715568045

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@TheLorriega

3 years

For quality and affordable transport services call 0715568045 or WhatsApp 0700283978 or hit my dm. RT widely

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@TheLorriega

3 years

@BrianMutuma_ I took my ex there 2014 akawekwa tattoo, next thing I found them hanging out at 1824. I have never liked him since then 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Ati Bravin amebeba kuliko Kalorry kangu on a good day 🤣🤣🤣 hamna heshima kabisa

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Mnipee kazi nipate za Christmas

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@TheLorriega

5 years

Son, make sure the girl riding in your car will be next to you in a bus stop, if life ever turned out different.

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

I’m back!!! Kazi zikuje sasa. Call 0715568045 or WhatsApp 0700283978

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@TheLorriega

4 years

@nkatha_maureen Bado niko mjengo kwa nini?

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1 year

@ItsJeffreyJeff Huku Yurop your brothers wanakapitia sawa sawa. Heri kukaa single my guy

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Kwani hii January hamkuwa mnahama? The number to call is 0715568045

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

3 years

Nani ako na mzigo ya kutoka from either Nakuru, Gilgil or Naivasha to Nairobi nimbebee at a discounted rate leo. Hit me up on 0715568045. RT widely

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

5 years

Machine iko ready. Eeh nyinyi mko na mizigo mizito kujeni kwangu. Call 0715568045 / WhatsApp 0700283978. You can also hit my DM. Retweet widely

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Kuna msee pale kwa group amesema Balancing Self Discipline And Stupidity Should Be A Subject In The New Curriculum. 🤣

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Alafu my big brother @danjofbi does fire pork pale La Tessara Mirema drive and he does deliveries too

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

Mama Jayden na Mama Liam ni kama hawatumiwi upkeep monies. Pale Wozzap wanashinda waki update picha za watoto na captions za “I love this human” “My minions” 🤣🤣🤣. Wakumbukeni kwa maombi yenu bana 😂

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1 year

The woman I thought I will marry is now a single mum of two

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Kariuki

@TheLorriega

4 years

End month is here. How many of you want to move? Especially from Toxic Landlords/Ladies. We are offering transport within and outside Metropolitan boundaries. Call 0715568045 / WhatsApp 0700283978. We are giving discounts as we fight this common enemy Covid-19. RT widely

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@TheLorriega

3 years

@GreatNairobian @Jabali_Jr Hakuna kitu hunimaliza kama kukumbuka ulikuwa karibu ulie kwa spaces ukiji explain how you are not Crazy Nairobian 😂

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