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@BrianMutuma_

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Joined November 2011
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
17 days
Who has 1.6 saa hii atume nimfungie hii Passat? Please RT , my client is on your timeline!
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Baby Shark pew pew pew pew pew pew
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big virgo. แฅซแญก.
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i know a hitter when i see one ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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All I attract is talking stages. Universe please, if Iโ€™m customer care just tell me.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Fanta orange.
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Jeff Soon2B Bezos
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mayonnaise or jam?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
The picture in the other draft message. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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@tunajibu
Hon. Najib Balala
2 years
Congratulations on your victory Dr. William Ruto, President-Elect, Republic of Kenya ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช. It is by God's grace and the true will of the people, you were elected President. You have the ability to transform this country for the betterment of all...
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Meanwhile ....
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
Mwalimu: Nipe.... Me: Nikupe. Mwalimu: Kwa nini umeandika, โ€œnigwareโ€?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
9 months
Wasichana wa refu wanaonaga nikama tunaworry about their frames. Auntie nitakutega uanguke ndio nikuangukie ๐Ÿ˜ค
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Sanaipei Tande, Sheila Mwanyiga na Talia Oyando have been 10/10 babes since I was like 10 bana. Na bado wananimaliza nikiwa mubaba jamaneni.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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So satan has no birthday? Ooh that poor kikuyu woman.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 months
Wachana na DM. Tumenyimwa mali tukiwa kwa kitanda ukijaribu kulala na tumbo unabaki suspended juu ya vile muti haishuki ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@Mollage_
Msupa M.
4 months
I could never be a man. Imagine kutumanga DM zikilengwa. Or worse yet, being flat out rejected. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Isnโ€™t this that small man? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@PRainiStan
Princess Raini Stan โ„ข๏ธ
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so proud of myself my First attempt โ€ฆ be nice ๐Ÿฅบ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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DJ: Nairobi, tuendelee ama tusiendelee? โ€œWHEN I MET YOU IN THE SUMMERโ€ฆโ€
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Landlords hawanaga Black Friday ya rent?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
10 months
Wacha tugeuzie wamama wale wa kusema if you canโ€™t handle a bad bitch blah blah blah. If you canโ€™t handle a Mubabaddie move along ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams๐Ÿ‰
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Hiii tunaita sauce ama kujifanya ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
3 years
Maina Kamanda: Raila Odinga is Kenya's Nelson Mandela
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
11 months
Part of me believes my boy is undercover
@MohaJichoPevu
Mohammed Ali, HSC
11 months
Nikitekeleza majukumu yangu katika Bunge la Taifa.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 months
Jaaaaaason Deluluuuuuuuuu
@TheHype984
#BelieveTheHype
2 months
This man says he looks like Jason Derulo. Do you #BelieveTheHype ? Letโ€™s discussโ€ฆ See you tonight!
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
How your dad looks at you when your explaining to him how you get paid for posting on social media.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
8 months
utaamwachia aje na umechukua yote?
@WilliamsRuto
William Samoei Ruto, PhD
3 years
Isorait....tumwachie MUNGU
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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hii baridi
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Ask.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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I know she got that Pink Panther on her.
@melaninpalace
melanin on ๐• parody account
1 month
My mouth dropped, she's STUNNINGGGG
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
โ€œUsimwage saa hiiโ€ Me;
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Tuko na bahati sana ukiwa dryspell haulii kama tokens juu pahali niko aiseh ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
This is a lot of buttons for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Naeza Guza button moja ianze kumwaga mafi huko kwa hewa ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@captainmudee
Mahmoud Abdi
2 years
Landing Nairobi Wilson
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Me in a Vulva ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
@wanza_
Emily
9 months
I wish we had counterfeit cars. I'd comfortably drive a Joop
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Bro, WHOMST THE FUCK CARES ABOUT FUCKING GOVT DOCUMENTS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A HOUSE? A HOME? A WIFE? A RELATIVE? A CHILD?
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
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RUTO DIRECTS Public Service CS Moses Kuria to set up Huduma Center near Maai Mahiu tragedy area for affected residents to easily replace key government documents.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Tuko na bahati sana ukiwa dryspell haulii kama tokens juu pahali niko aiseh ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Hey.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Kenya is funny, your killer is someone in the funeral planning committee
@Thriving_luos
DHOLUO DICTIONARY , PhD
2 years
Cabinet ministers meet in Gatundu moments after the assassination of Mboya.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
The โ€œuโ€
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@Colonel_edu
Big Daddy L๐Ÿ’ฟ
1 year
Nimekula many kinds of meat but sijawahi kula duck
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Mdem wako akitoka bafu na ka- taulo
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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โ€œUlisema hauniongeleshi?โ€
@zulucapitalist
gand4gand4
2 months
Hypothetically speaking how do you start talking to someone you ghosted
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
umebakisha kidogo utumie fridge kama shoe rack.
@PiocheBrio
Pioche
1 year
Wahisani tumeni kitu tafadhali
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Esther Wahome
@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous nurse
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ drip ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
โ€œNa kwani hii gari iko na handbrake mbili?โ€
@Thee_mavERIC
Wachira.
2 years
So hio blowjob conversation na Kadere ilianza aje ata
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
girl...the honour is mine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@lunatically
luna
3 years
whoever invented strawberry lemonade deserves their dick sucked from the back
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 months
Nimesema utoe io mkono hapo ama nianzie tena ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿงฟ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
5 packs? This is the greed that the Bible warned us about.
@_Asznee
A.
1 year
How do you make your noodles?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
โ€œSikai sana. Utaongea na HR kuhusu io job ama ni apply juu ya formality?โ€
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@iamthatfemale
Hika Lyimo
3 years
Men, Would you give into sex to get a job if your boss is a lady who wants you sexually for the job at hand?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
6 months
If your booty turns your shorts into panties, have a good day today!
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
Wanaume ni wakora sana. Mtu clean clean anawacha gari nje ya church hapa Roysambu Alafu anachukua nduthi anaenda kwa kamtu kake na huko Ngumba juu bibi ametrack gari. So madam anaona mzee ameenda church na saa izo uncle ako clapping ya Hali ingine. Wueh. Heh. Ogopa wamama
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Why are you putting a BLACK MAN on the poster when we lose?
@ManUtd
Manchester United
3 years
A first #PL defeat of the season. #MUFC | #MUNAVL
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Next Kahush song will go: "I see ya hating on the internet, nitawamute Just like my father to you guys, Mute-ai"
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Bro I thought Riggy Gโ€ฆ.
@LRNROSE
Your OG ๐Ÿฉ
2 years
me after i get my results back
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Githurai 44 Githurai 45 Kwangu 69
@AwinjaNyamwalo
Jacky Vike (Awinja)
3 years
Bringing you some Makanga Vibes ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
As forwarded** ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 months
Just seen the body. She was chopped up , legs from the torso and the head. and the head is missing
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 months
someone was killed huku kwa BnB ya hapa mtaa ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
There is a jacket I usually hide paraphernalia of wamamas Alafu nimesahau nikakuja nayo ofisi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ aki kitu ikianguka kutoka kwa jacket nitasema nauza kata kundu ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
12 days
๐Ÿ’€
@unfazedniy
niy
4 months
yall eat pussy ?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Jokes, Chokes, Strokes. ๐Ÿ”
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Chungeni mkirudi soko msiende side ya mahindi juu mtasandorwa na mtupwe like the mucakwe you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Iโ€™m dying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
11 months
Na hii Netflix yako Inakaa aje?
@Mwass_
Mwang!
11 months
Hii ni kama imeenda kwa baba ๐Ÿ˜ญ Any TCL C6 owners with similar realities? Note, screen hasnโ€™t fallen or been hit.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Watu tunalemeangwa na panic & anxiety attacks mnajisaidianga aje ? Please assist
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Sorry to all those women who eat before going to dates or to a manโ€™s place because they have trauma from Thika Rd men who fed them water and weed. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Mimi nitakupikia ama nikubuyie food auntie usijali sio kusema umeshiba nikuliza kama utakula ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Matako sio sugarless auntie
@thatgalwhitney
kwamboka๐ŸŒป
3 years
Y'all eat ass but chai ndufia is where you draw the line
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
Because Iโ€™m pudding it in my mouth.
@DushiNjenga
Tata wa Makodofia
2 years
Why do Kenyans call fruit salad "pudding?"
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Mutuma*
@miss_nyaruai
๐’€๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ
3 years
If I donโ€™t eat mutura this week I might just cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
7 months
Kienyeji smart safi sana
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@BrycceM
bryCE
7 months
Stopping at View Point for snaps is top kienyeji behaviour in my book
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 months
We?
@omarichozen
Mars (TOP 10%โญ๏ธ)
4 months
We not eating no more pussy in 2024!!
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
5 months
Me what?
@Cryptoscipher
CRYPTOS CIPHER
5 months
Going into 2024 with the same person I met 3years ago, you?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
8 months
Ni relationship ya nani huyo nimetingiza? Nimereceive 1 bob kwa mpesa asubuhi na mapema.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
Old people disrespecting you.
@KhulumaniSibisi
Phumajongosi
1 year
What's the weirdest thing society accepts as normal? ๐Ÿค”
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
10 months
... ni bibi ya chura
@smusyoka
Stephen Musyoka
10 months
?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
10 months
Me alighting my Uber when I reach the destination
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Today's date is interesting! 24-04-24
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
chuma imeekwa vizuri huwa hairust. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
i just blocked my gf, i only have 5 mins before she finds out. can u please let me know if we can fuck? RIGHT NOW
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Nissan Juke meet up
@cryb0i
evn
3 years
ive stumbled upon something here
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
When you are drinking and you throw up, thatโ€™s your body telling you that there is more space to continue drinking.
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 month
โ€œUmekula fruits na veggies? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† na umehydrate? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
@NanjieGalgalo
Miss Romanticโœจ
1 month
Enyewe 30+ mbona hamtumiangi emojis vile zinafaa ?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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Congratulations In Peace
@ezszn_
Collier โ‘ค ยฐ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
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"its FIFA with the boys today babe. Si kesho we link up?"
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1 year
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@04_kcjj
โœŒ๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿพ
1 year
30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
Shati
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
That sex that is being put aside.
@bushman2010
โ€˜
4 years
Sex aside.. what do you need most right now?
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Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
Hii ni jobless corner ๐Ÿ˜‚
@BintiShiro
AstroBabe(Nuit)๐Ÿช
4 years
This is our gazebo and I thought it was the coolest gazebo we have here. But eeeerm... Ni sawa tu. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
1 year
Cult Is The Answer Ministries
@VellaJimmie
Araba
1 year
If anything, these CITAM defenders have confirmed to us that CITAM is indeed a CULT ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
2 years
The only way is up.
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
1 country 8 provinces 24 years. Come party with us at 1824 on the 11th.
@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
4 years
1824 wakicheza na izo number zao wanaeza kuwa creative na vile wataburudisha watu on Tuesday 11th.
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
14 days
Let โ€ฆ me โ€ฆ hold โ€ฆ youโ€ฆ
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
5 months
The unpredictable moves of the Boulenger's Garter Snake serve as a defensive tactic. Watch this ๐Ÿ“นdelport botma
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@BrianMutuma_
Mubabaddie. โถ๐“…“
3 years
โ€œNingekupea lakini sitaki friendship yetu iisheโ€
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