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Mehul Desai

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Writer/Producer/Director specializing in #ScienceFiction Thrillers, PAGE Awards Grand Prize + 40 screenwriting accolades -

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CRADLE (FREE Audiobook, Science Fiction) "In the final stages of a colonization mission to New Earth, a critical malfunction turns all of the passengers feral. In the centuries that follow, a grieving survivor attempts to recreate his lost lover through
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@InNicoTime Oscar Isaacs is doing fine
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@VoughtIntl What about the rumours about his “milk” fetish, Ashley? Any comment?
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@NoLieWithBTC “I have a girlfriend”
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@DiscussingFilm Tom Holland and Timothy Chalamet seem to be the only white male actors in consideration for anything
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#DuchessofCambridge is trending with a lot of bots, wonder if the Royal Family have hired a new digital PR Team
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@CultureCrave I have zero interest in Harry Potter but I'm fascinated by billionaires, if I had her wealth I would chilling out on a tropical island and not obsessing about things that have absolutely no impact or relevance to my life
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@SmallPutrk I’d watch “Fantastic Beasts” if there was an “r” added after “b” in the title
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@JakeTropila I knew it was from Matthew Vaughn without even seeing this film
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@CultureCrave @Variety Bring back the Regular Show
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@DiscussingFilm So it’s a documentary
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@DiscussingFilm $310m on a sequel to a 25 year old film without the original star... I'm not sure about this
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@DiscussingFilm “They’re emotional, grounded and gritty now?” “They’re emotional, grounded and gritty now.”
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@CultureCrave I'm more angry Keanu had to be dragged into this
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@SkyNews Who still buys into this propaganda? (Guarantee there will be a reply stating “Don’t like our Royal Family then get out of our country”)
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@DiscussingFilm Without Tom Welling is it even a Cheaper by The Dozen movie at all
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@screentime If he got the role the romance scenes in The Dark Knight would have been awkward
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@VoughtIntl I heard on Fox News that Compound V makes you gay
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@worldofreel This is like complaining the dog fights in Star Wars aren't an accurate reflection of real aerial combat
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@Factsonfilm I swear Ridley looks like this really strict maths teacher I had at school
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@DiscussingFilm I'm a Scott fan but this blasé attitude towards history isn't good, especially in this bizarre age we're living in where people are believing the nuttiest things based on pop culture sources, if you want make a historical film get approval from top historians in the relevant
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@DesertedScope Said it before but Daisy Ridley would have been a great Lara Croft, she was fully trained for action scenes after Force Awakens and Last Jedi, the right age, and could keep her natural accent
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@CNN “I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose a vote”, also I can invcite a mob on video that results in the murder of a cop and still go golfing
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@hollywoodhandle If you combine all of the Police Academy movies, Grease 1-2, Critters 1-4, the original Planet of The Apes movies and Rocky 4, adjusted for inflation they outgrossed Avatar
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@CultureCrave Yoda was cancelled due to some photos recently discovered
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@h0mErth0mps0n @iboudreau “What was that?? Eh, probably nothing” returns to eating ketchup sandwich 🥪
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@hitRECordJoe The movie where Robin collaborated with the Joker
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@WilliamShatner @HamillHimself was better looking (just saying) 😁
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@bob_noss They just made up a character and put him centre with a gun
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@SWPerfectClips Best Star Wars space battle since Return of The Jedi, even the shots that weren’t in the film were awesome
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@TByrne75 Not a huge fan of the film but this worked for me
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@hperryhorton Sonic and Mario
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@ScriptTrooper Snoke should have been Darth Plagueis, not read any of the books, comics, etc. so no “but in…”., from movie series perspective it makes logical sense, he’s mentioned in Episode 3, specifically around the notion of cheating death
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@phughes76340646 Didn't the Russian advancements on the Germany's eastern front turn the tide? I'd have to consult an actual historian rather than bot using an AI image
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@IGN I bought this open world game years back, everything was on the disc
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@Criminalsimpson Maggie must be in her late 30s by now
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@TheCinesthetic “Anakin, I’m not really interested. I’m a professional senator and you’re a trainee wizard cop.” “But we just had romantic day in the meadow, followed by a romantic dinner, and then you told me to wait by this fireplace while you changed into that”
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@FilmUpdates "There's a new hierarchy coming to A24"
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@BBCWorld Replace "found dead" with "killed"
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@CalltoActivism Russia is probably their only option but they won't offer much intel so even that's 50/50
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@IGN They’re making this recasting more complicated than it needs to be
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@IGN Next character should be named W and for Cyberpunk 3 it’s X
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@DiscussingFilm Can’t wait to see Jinx again
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@BBCNews Wait wait, slow down here... Blue Peter is still going?
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@nowthisnews Works better than “thoughts and prayers”
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@PhysicalMedia_ Picturing Stanley Kubrick alone in the basement of his Hertfordshire Manor replaying this scene over and over again
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@BBCNews Good luck trying to make that work 😂
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@DiscussingFilm All I want is Richard Matheson's I Am Legend, a decent budget streaming series, set in an alternate in 1960s or 70s, don't shy away from the fact there are vampires, and use the BOOK'S ENDING
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@jbromovies I was mostly hung over in my uni room eating cold left over pizza in my 20s
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@southernlocust Breaking news, people also stop watching a film after the end credits roll
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@RonFilipkowski I’m all for equality but having mental patients in government isn’t a wise move
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@CDPROJEKTRED The responses here make me sad
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@ATRightMovies "He said, there's a storm coming." "I know."
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@tulpapilled I’m curious why they left clues leading humans to one of their military installations
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@davenewworld_2 Honest question, why are there no videos of black, brown, asian people kicking up a fuss about wearing a mask?
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@netflix No thanks, the whole point of a subscription service is no ads
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@DiscussingFilm I have a feel these scenes will be selectively shot and easy to edit out for certain markets
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@dallywhitty Still the best way to watch The Terminator (1984)
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@GamingAndPandas Cameron can never again complain about Alien3 after signing off on this
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@IGN Plan ahead and give us both
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@RedTRaccoon @thekjohnston I had no idea who this guy was, simple google search
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@TheCinesthetic Confession, was underwhelmed with The Northman, the performances were 100%, all technically aspects 100%, it just didn't hold my attention
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@SoVeryBritish “Just in time, your round”
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@DiscussingFilm They’re paying the animators with actual sausages this time?
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@DannyDrinksWine This photo looks like it was taken in 1896
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@timjhogan I need to consult Dr Lipschitz
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@DiscussingFilm One thing I'll say about Eddie, the man doesn't look his age
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@DiscussingFilm James Gunn says Superman will look similar to David Corenswet.
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@Bombadilsboot I like and admire the film (50% from a business perspective), but it was the first new Star Wars film with the original cast and set after the original trilogy, it would have been impossible not to be financial hit
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@NoContextBrits Judge: "Sweetie, do you feel bad for what you did?" "Yes, I feel really bad, I won't do it again." Judge: "That's all right sweetie, I'm so sorry you had to be put through all this. You've suffered enough."
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@AlaniDavid_ @DiscussingFilm Again paranoia, and quite insulting to all the legitimate historians working today who are from a broad range of backgrounds and nationalities and are not "secretly plotting" anything, the fringe historians are pretty easy to spot
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@BBCNews The restaurant needs to heavily fined for accepting the bribe and breaking the law
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@CNN “Back to the fields commoners”
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@WheelsCritic Every sequel is a dream, Max loses his mind at the end of the first movie is just driving around aimlessly, imagining it all
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@IndieWire Who's Michael Cera?
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@il0venostalgia Keanu Reeves
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@Mutant187 @amybarnhorst I never in my life would have imagined people would vehemently refuse a free vaccine during an active pandemic
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@DiscussingFilm Tragic loss at such a young age , but (I hate using "but" when it comes to someone who has passed) if there was a planned character arc it would be more respectful to continue it, if there wasn't and Andre was just sidelined that's a different issue
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@TheCinesthetic That must have been one tough press conference 😳
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@justinboldaji Poor guy was just asking them to stop and give him some food
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@ScoutTheTrooper Maybe after Covid, most people don't want to spend thousands being locked in a confined space with no option of going outside... should have done an Ewok tree village retreatment, now that would be awesome
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@PopCrave I've yet to see a bad performance from Jack Quaid but my respect would skyrocket if any nepo talent (be it actor, writer or director) just acknowledged they had an advantage, they don't even have to apologize for it, gloat and boast I don't care, but just acknowledge that it was
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@Shorror_ The Babadook (runs and hides)
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@RedanianIntel I imagine they won’t mention it outside of Jaskier quipping “You change your hair Geralt, I think it’s marvellous, very Cavilier” (wink wink at camera)
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@DiscussingFilm "Bruce" Dallas Howard is a personal favorite
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@mmmmmmmmiller Everyone who works on a movie or show should have it their contract that if their work is erased like this they receive a significant financial bonus, that’ll make these “cost cutting” measures less cost cutting
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@SoVeryBritish “I begged him. I got down on my knees, and wept”
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@BBCWorld Stop calling it X, it’s never gonna happen, the friggin website is still called Twitter
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