If you've all been WATCHING out for my
#MTGKaldheim
preview card: Wait no longer, we're swooping in๐ฆ
I couldn't give myself actual wings but adding a few extra eyes was certainly right in my wheel house. We're all raptors here after all.
#sponsored
#freepreview
#RaiseYourAxe
I fear no construction of lesser beings.... Even marble stairs in these heels.
There's an art deco ballroom in downtown MKE so of course we took some perilous pictures on these stairs. I wanted these pictures since I made this costume.
#animemilwaukee
Posting some (rare, wigless!) hot girl shit because I think I've turned the bend on COVID and its back to work tomorrow. I've got science's ass to kick. You're all lovely and I can't thank you enough for the well wishes and the check-ins that I've gotten. Y'all are the best ๐
People saying Will Smith was out of control bc he hit a dude who made an incredibly cruel and insensitive joke about a person he loved to an audience of millions...
No one asked me but only hitting him ONCE and then going back and sitting down seems like PEAK control.
Imagine your trans friends being like "Hey this person's a wretched harpy, please play any other game" and being like "bUt ItS jUsT a GaMe AnD i StIlL wAnNa PlAy It" and thinking that NOT BEING ABLE TO PICK A DIFFERENT GODDAMN VIDEO GAME TO PLAY IS THE MORALLY DEFENSIBLE POSITION
I'd once again like to thank whoever fought for this charming, delightful fucking detail. I think I know who you are and you're my fucking hero ๐โฅ๏ธ
(Also SO glad it's still here)
#MTGKarlov
If this is the Secret Lair that outsells the Walking Dead you all have to admit that The Gays run MtG.
I'd say I don't make the rules but I'm gay and that remains to be seen.
If anyone wants card alters from me... I can't illustrate magic cards but I sure can illustrate the scientifically proven methodology by which mRNA vaccines save lives.
Let's say it again:
Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Non Binary folks don't owe you an explanation for their existence.
Their rights are human rights.
Let me get this straight: The lady who's proven she can handle social media presence better than most pros and certain staff members gets kicked off the creator program because she has an Only Fans which she keeps explicitly separate from her content streaming?
Cool. Cool cool
She's beauty,
She's grace,
She will ABSOLUTELY eat your face ๐ฆ๐น
Thanks
@wizards_magic
for a free preview card that truly captures my best side ๐ฆโฅ๏ธ
#MH2
#modernhorizons2
To the beleaguered TSA Agent who pulled me and my bag outta line to ask, exhausted, "Are these more 'Magic' cards?"... Yes they are and also, same bitch, same.
Got several rando DMs telling me I've been too political recently and that I should go back to posting cosplay content. I don't know where these chucklefucks came from BUT... Sure. Cosplay stuff.
HOPE EVERYONE CONTINUES TO ENJOY ALL OF MY BLUE CONTENT (especially NV, GA & PA) ๐
Y'know what... I'll get dressed up as Elesh Norn tonight and read the new story about her live on Twitch plus give away one of these beautiful proxies if we can get $747 donated across any of these listed Reproductive Health Groups (list in the following tweet)
Go ahead, hang the creepy skull up in the barn. I'm SURE nothing bad will happen. (This is why I, personally, stick to fossils exclusively for my barn decorations๐ฆ)
Thanks
@wizards_magic
for the free
#MTGMidnight
preview, this set is gonna bring the house, I mean, BARN down!
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself (in the mirror when you go to get a beer after changing into shorts and a tank bc it's super hot) become Misato, apparently.
Shivam is dope and anyone who can't appreciate him is a sad garbage pissbaby.
He's a vital community member that makes our game so much better. Anyone who's gonna come at him is, once again for clarity, a sad garbage pissbaby.
Very simple really.
Just handed off my googles to a very excited, promising young pyromancer so I'm rocking some more traditional Barcelona fashion. I think Jaya would be proud ๐ฅ
#MCbarcelona
Friend's wedding today, I hope this look says:
"I am very powerful witch and if you do anything to fuck up my best friends' wedding day I will place a curse on you and all of your descendants. But if you're on my team, Hi I have anything you could need in my purse just ask ๐"
I did such a good job with this fucking make up, if I wasn't so fucking lazy I'd just wear it all the time. Purple eyebrows and all fuck it. None of you bitches would be safe.
(But I'm lazy so y'all get potato Tappy 90% of the time so you're fine, I'm nerfed for your safety ๐)
Wow. I played the most on-brand card ever, almost RL killed/in-game annihilated Cam, have two dad's now, hung out with humans I knew were great and got to know how great some new ones are. And then
#PocketBacon
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Just... Thanksโฅ๏ธ This set = ๐s
#LRRWAR
#mtgwar
#Sponsored
My favorite Twitter trend is these really stupid tweets that basically every hot girl on the website uses to quote retweet a picture of themselves in cosplay or something
I know it's popular to hate Twitter but I think this is great
Junk? I think you mean "Purposefully Curated Collection of Charming Oddities" thank you very much ๐ค YOUR stuff obviously can't compare.
Thanks
@wizards_magic
for the free preview ๐๐
#modernhorizons2
#mh2
Hey y'all, it's the American Flag weekend and yall might not be feeling particularly festive... But my bday is July 5th so you can CELEBRATE ME instead ๐ป Have a drink, grill some shit, eat good food, hug a friend, pet a dog, be gay and fight for your fucking rights ๐๐
Lucky you Twitter, y'all get another Red Mage picture bc IG is freaking out and pretty unusable right now lol. Fine fuckin, functional internet we have here y'all โฅ๏ธ๐ฐ
Okay but REALLY: I can't get into this outfit myself. I need an entire team of hair and makeup and friends to hold the train and all my stuff while I walk around.
ALL WILL BE ONE but only bc it takes a goddamn village (of femboys maybe) to get a bitch in this costume.
Why do we "want to go back to the way things were before COVID"? The way things were BEFORE COVID is the reason COVID was so efficiently able to become a deadly, worldwide pandemic. Maybe learning from the past and changing our behavior in, honestly, SIMPLE ways is GOOD ACTUALLY.
Waitress at brunch complemented us bc we were so good at sharing food around the group and also we left zero food waste bc were garbage can heathens and I bought the good champagne also she was beautiful and had real good hair and a french accent and I'm INCREDIBLY fucking gay