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Optimistic Maiden.

@Takunachola

3 years

Who TF gives Patson Daka a yellow card, all he does is praise God and score goals.

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@Takunachola

3 years

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@Takunachola

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@Takunachola

1 year

I wish Zimbabweans would fight for their gold,the way they fight for Victoria falls 🤣🤣🤣💀😂

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@Takunachola

2 years

Ati walimonapo Priest Impeta 😭😭😭😭💀😂😂. Zedtwitter is an antidepressant

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@Takunachola

2 years

@Genius

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@Takunachola

3 years

Kuti wasanga nawaluka cadre pa last. I've never defended a President, the way I'm doing 🥴💀😊. Te Ballyism iyi fye.

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@Takunachola

3 years

If not for Gary and that bashibukombe,sembe bati dyesa Feira beans.

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@Takunachola

1 year

@NameIsLita Logical and makes sense. People have broken up for way worse

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@Takunachola

5 months

Lol not me passing after all that unnecessary anxiety.😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂. Fucking finally 🥂🥂🥂🥂. Thanks to you all who checked up on me and informed me that the system is up and running, God bless you, keep being kind.

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@Takunachola

2 years

@SamuelOtigba I told him to get me liver,when coming home,when he came home,he had forgotten to pass thru the butchery and told me ,the cows they had killed, had no liver that day,so they was a shortage of liver.

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@Takunachola

5 months

I've started fantasizing about leaving Zambia, u can be working hard in the wrong country, the system is so broken,it's like u fighting principalities.

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@Takunachola

2 years

The four horsemen

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@Takunachola

3 years

Some losing chainda ward councillor, is still in shock as to how he lost to a younger person who didn't dash out money. Ati he sponsors 2 football teams in the area,helped with funerals, gave taxi drivers money, while the winner only talked and played draft with them 💀🥴😂😂🤣.

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@Takunachola

3 years

I can't believe we got rid off Chagz. Imagine ,ati Lusaka is like Los Angeles. But kwena.

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@Takunachola

4 years

@enews He got Comfortable,so she cut him off.

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@Takunachola

3 years

Now I live on Bilboard and I brought my boys with me. Empire state of mind.

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@Takunachola

6 months

Coming back after fumbling an entire country,almost turnin it into Scar's Pride Rock. Resigning,then returning to reclaim yo spot like u Simba,then end up being outsmarted by a non performing Mp/failed reality TV star and then get turned into a meme Lord is crazy bizness.

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@Takunachola

1 year

Awe kwena balimilila amasuku pamutwe,$400k, throw in what Faith was also holding on to & other senior govt officials, meanwhile during that,period they failed to renew contracts 4supply of consumables for dialysis, pipo died,elo ine ndeufwila impupu uluse,mulalaba bwangu.

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@Takunachola

4 months

Shoprite showing love, this is so 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Takunachola

4 months

Me: showing up for work in style because appearance matters more than performance.

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@Takunachola

1 year

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Chicken Catcher 🐔

@EtuboDragon

1 year

Quote this Tweet with your fav pic so far in 2023 🤲🏾

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@Takunachola

10 days

So I won this on the radio, I'm really proud of myself, goooooo me 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣.

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@Takunachola

6 months

Got my balloons and after consulting with myself,instead of Monday blues,it's cocktail Monday 😂😂😂

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@Takunachola

9 months

Today is Mwanawasa Day for me,the greatest to ever do it,no one even comes close for me. You u nailed it out of the park,had the $ on it's knees,life was good but the divisive old dimwits downplayed yo Presidency. Continue resting in power. Much love and profound respect 🕊🕊

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@Takunachola

11 months

Me, on my way to my debt restructuring party 💀💀💀💀💀

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@Takunachola

2 years

Oh my God, I won that all expenses paid trip to Lower Zambezi, my big bro called me telling me he heard my name on the radio, I thought he was lying . I'm so excited. Not too shabby for an orphan. Fucking finally

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@Takunachola

1 year

@LAZARUSCHAKWERA Did king sausage Fingers visit when you had floods and ravaged by cholera? All this for mundane tea with fish and chips. This is what Malawi gets for voting for an accent,low budget Martin Loser king 😂😂😂

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@Takunachola

1 year

Zedwitter has gr8t pipo.A while bak I was offline 4a bit & folks I've neva even met checked up on me. Mailo I shared the Chronicles of my unemployment 🤣🤣.I got alot of messages of encouragement evn job ads. That's y I will neva stop being kind & considerate. You jst neva knw

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@Takunachola

3 years

Hopefully this lusaka weather will not embarrass me by noon, it's as inconsistent as Sean Tembo's petty checks and balances.

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@Takunachola

3 years

How the tables have turned 🥴🥴😌.

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@Takunachola

24 days

Eish 🤣🤣🤣💀💀. Is it that people don't respect the law or the law doesn't know how to properly conduct itself

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@Takunachola

2 years

Happy farmers day 💀💀. Farm routine

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@Takunachola

2 years

What happened to Zambia kanshi,like the abundance is just abundancing organically 🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲.

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@Takunachola

5 months

My bemba folks could never, Barry fires Bally 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

Mwebantu

@Mwebantu

5 months

Bally fires Barry !!! -

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Optimistic Maiden.

@Takunachola

3 years

Barbara Banda, doing what the 3 arms of the Zambian government can't do. Deliver Deliver Deliver.

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@Takunachola

2 years

@ImmacusM @Opresii "All we could see is white drivers overtaking us," has taken me out 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Takunachola

6 months

Looking like day 2

•R E E Y A H💰💦

@Alpha_Reeyah

6 months

Rare is the best 🥩🍽️🥹

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@Takunachola

4 years

@NOMFEEZUS If you don't know where you stand with someone,stop standing and start walking. TyTyrone

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@Takunachola

2 years

Bally, I know you're a capitalist, but maybe try as a government to own some public buses,so that those who commute daily & earn so little, can be able to afford cheap bus fares. The bus drivers have refused to acknowledge the drop in fares, 😂😂😂🤣.

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Optimistic Maiden.

@Takunachola

9 months

August is a month when you hand back power to yourself, so grab it

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@Takunachola

8 months

My only little certificate for doing me,being me. I'm so proud of myself. It wasn't easy, the what ifs clouded my mind,when I went back to school, I thought my life was over,it was a very difficult time for me. I'm so grateful to God for keeping me sane and giving me hope.

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@Takunachola

3 years

Literally the end of an Error,not to be confused with Era.

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@Takunachola

8 months

It was a glorious occasion. Didn't even notice the sash was all over 🤭 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

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@Takunachola

3 years

@HonMushimba If it isn't the expert with the expertise. The same way you predicted Chagz bouncing back coz you got on Ulendo and boarded buses. Why didn't you share this tit bit,when he was buying that useless Jet ? No wonder it ended in tears for your posse.

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@Takunachola

3 years

Edgar " I will arrest HH" HH, " don't worry sir,you will be okay ". Grace is better than bitterness.

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@Takunachola

9 months

It's heartbreaking, but atleast in my life time, I've witnessed Zambia going to the world cup,Zambia going to the Olympics, Zambia lifting AFCON and Zambians kicking Chagz to the curb 💀💀💀 not too bad for a millennial.

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@Takunachola

1 year

These kaponyas just beat up this old Chinese man for soliciting for head from an underage girl. He bought her food & took her to his car. That's when they found them in the act. Police came picked him up,that's when they found more graphic images in his phone 😢

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@Takunachola

3 years

These things here,cost me k405, k215 cooking oil and k190 sugar. Mmmh eya. It's ok,I'm armed and dangerous, with my voters card.

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@Takunachola

3 years

7 days without an address from Bally 😌, I'm not okay. Suffering from withdrawal symptoms coz of being in the opposition for too long.

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@Takunachola

3 years

No tie Bally is so inclusive, it's always the "WE" for me. Speaking so well on BBC

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@Takunachola

11 months

Omg, not that NGO calling me back and saying I need to go see the HR on Monday Morning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Cheers to the freaking weekend baby. Me being delulu works out well for me I guess 💀. To being delulu 🥂🥂🥂🥂

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@Takunachola

1 year

🙃🙃🙃🙃

Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Tell us the greatest zambian video of all time?

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@Takunachola

2 years

It's the Treachery for me , the young man was always helpful and shit,even stepping in to help out when the Holisee wasn't around. It's a sad day for bromance. My dumb ass thought he was actually a celibate priest.

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@Takunachola

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2012

Ronald III

@kaonde_king

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4. What is your fondest memory of being in Zambia?

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@Takunachola

1 year

I think my honeymoon days with Bally are over. I'm finally getting detached . He talks a good talk, but most of it is just lip service.

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@Takunachola

1 year

Mmmmh

gand4gand4

@zulucapitalist

1 year

The kid I’ve been tutoring got 0 for his test 💔💔💔😔

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@Takunachola

3 years

@Khanyii_thyst 💀,well the most important thing is that it makes sense to you.

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@Takunachola

11 months

So mailo we shall hear from people who put us in this mess,how we shouldn't toast to this debt restructuring thingy

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@Takunachola

6 months

Zambian pedestrians have trust issues 😂😂😂💀💀, even when you stop at the Zebra crossing so they can pass,they don't believe it, I have to give them a thumbs up and that's when they proceed to cross. You crazy impatient motorists have really traumatized them.

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@Takunachola

3 years

No sooner had he become the Energy Minister, than the power went.

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@Takunachola

2 years

@BowmanLusambo That's how those poor zebras and kudus felt,when you moved them from their habitat to your house and each time you fed them that god awful grass.

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@Takunachola

2 months

Eeeh, I didn't know my goat was this brutal😂😂🤷🏿‍♀️

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@Takunachola

2 years

Literally 💀💀💀

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@Takunachola

10 months

I met a homeless 17yr old boy at wrk,he lives mu intercity with his boys,can't even afford a bath,his dad ran away after his mom died,older bro was taken by ZNS & his lil sis is at kasisi. He's so hopeful for his future,ati I just luk lyk this,but I'm not a bad person 🥺🥺

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@Takunachola

2 years

This is why John Sangwa SC,will forever be my goat and highly rated. Who would have thought, he's now speaking for Bowman Lusambo 🥴😣💀 and calling the speaker's ruling for what it is. I'm embarrassed for piyefu, u tried to silence the man and he's now standing in the gap 4 u.

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@Takunachola

1 year

They've set up A DNA and forensic laboratory, it's been funded by the US Govt at a cost of $11m . Finally sexual and Gbv victims can get the justice that is denied due to lack of evidence.

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@Takunachola

2 years

@NgoepeJay @MaBee_N To do what exactly? You can't even go to groove in peace. Unity and social cohesion is a foreign concept over there. You can keep your load shedded,crime - ridden , TRC flop rainbow nation.

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@Takunachola

2 months

It's like Nc'wala organisers do the most with advertising and stuff, there's so much excitement the build up is insane. Don't see the same with other ceremonies. NC'wala has kind of adapted.

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@Takunachola

3 months

But ninshi girls u pass around, but small,small ball is where you draw the line

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@Takunachola

5 months

🤣💀 lelo, I gave my SDA neighbr a lift, reached shekshek & this mofo jst joined abruptly & becoz I'm anti noise pollution= hooting, I said chikala out loud💀💀🤦🏾‍♀️,forgot I had pipo with me. Ala he was so shocked, I think I traumatized him. Stayed quiet the whole way 💀🤣🤣🤭🤭

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@Takunachola

8 months

Not me scooping best graduating student. With some coins to splurge 🤣😊🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Takunachola

1 year

Love it when Bally's speaking,then he pauses to swallow saliva, now that's how you moisturize your lies baby 😂😂😂.

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@Takunachola

2 years

Day 3, when you're so impatient, you can't even let the love of your life finish talking 😭😭😭

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@Takunachola

17 days

Today I met my bachelor,soon to be married neighbr at his gate with a woman,in my head I jst said they prolly came for a quickie coz his zip was undone. Then later on muchungulo, he was with the love of his life,the 1 I kno & that ngga had the nerve to say,"long time no see😑🙄

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@Takunachola

8 months

Just visited Brighton, he's in high spirits. Ati when he tried to contact a particular party for help, they told him no,he acted on his own,but his grandpa is now trying to engage a lawyer.

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@Takunachola

1 year

Even Bally is an outfit repeater ,then iwe ,tulechulilafye pamo you should give me pressure.

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@Takunachola

8 months

Zambian churches are classists,you get knocked up out of wedlock and they banish you, even having a tattoo gets you ridiculed,but a fraud who misappropriated billions of public funds is celebrated .

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@Takunachola

7 months

Ba fikala mulemulisha bench ati happy birthday, happy birthday naba wiso

Leicester City

@LCFC

7 months

Wishing Patson Daka a very happy birthday! 🥳

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@Takunachola

3 months

Even people you put pama CV, be very careful, bambi bafikala bama jealous, eya. They will say something to jeopardize your chances.

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@Takunachola

11 months

Coz I'm the youngest,my biggies gave me the honour of coming up with those words,so in my own little way,I honoured my Dad. It felt so good.

Mthembu

@___Mthembu

11 months

One thing about your Father ?

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@Takunachola

3 years

@Steebie_K @FeedelSircolour I don't even cry at funerals, I have to dig deep into my childhood sad capsule to cry.

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@Takunachola

2 years

Now that's how you Bambam and I ain't talking Findlay. Hard

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@Takunachola

5 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣got caught by traffic police,yet I know I wasn't going beyond 60,so I asked them to show me how fast I was going on there ka thingy,coz I know I also have an allowance,they told me ati, so u can't even greet us,just go, ukamba maningi 💀.Thank God for Twitter🤣🤣

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@Takunachola

3 years

My Last relationship ended due to religious reasons, he thought he was god,I didn't 💀🥴😭.

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@Takunachola

3 months

Ati it wasn't a fairytale, Zambia's always been big in Africa. Clifford responding to the other commentators assertion that our 2012 win was a Fairytale and no one saw it coming 🤣🤣🤣. Clifford spitting like Hov

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@Takunachola

9 months

Uko!ba,"u just don't have money at yo place,". So when he was making it rain,he thought it was already a done deal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Elo u pipo who like hyping folks u don't know, even defending them, 💀💀💀. Awe sure. Low budget Floyd Mayweather.

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@Takunachola

6 months

This one has impressed me, thought it would end up like Arcades,but it's holding on.

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@Takunachola

2 years

What Wezi and Mr Willz did on Toliwe 🔥🔥🔥they got abundant respect from me.

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@Takunachola

4 years

@danielmarvern @ChikasaTembo

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@Takunachola

3 years

Minister of lands had a 60th birthday bash, invited 60, 46 out of the 60 tested positive for covid-19. One of the ministers Is even ku levy on Oxygen. Super spreaders.

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@Takunachola

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If I were Kalaba my first post wud be, I have risen bafikala,yours sincerely ba Mupashi 🤗🤗

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@Takunachola