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peanut butter, siege, strength lifting, software engineering

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straight irl on my private learns a new vocabulary word
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Was researching how tall gojo was I think I might have a tumor
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are you fr
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@l_e_x_i_o watch your tone I was the best man at his wedding
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@isseyboy I’m cryin they made him a tape diaper
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@Bolverk15 when the burger store dosent shut down 😡😡😡
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@emm_woof If you can’t control the recoil of the M4 in csgo how are you gonna control the recoil of the M4 in real life
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“me and who”
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@JoeLongBalls Autism is when you run your hands along metal
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would love to know what was said here
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stop asking if you can watch national geographic with me go away
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@joinmolten time to hit the sack
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@Xzabraxis I walked that man down the aisle you better believe we share a name
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What matters is I tried my best
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@hongebob why you crying all the damn time
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1 year
@NxtDeterio Compared to the “curing the blindness” stunt, this one really feels like “you’re no longer poor, sponsored by BRAND” Imagine if the blind people had to get feastables tattoos 😭
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@jayyysoda memorize all the lyrics to overseas first
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remember to treat yourself folks
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11 months
@VarsityGamingTV Buff where that happens but for every gadget she goes past a small chunk is taken away, causing he’s silent step to end faster
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4 months
removing the quote tweet text makes it seem like everyone is really desolate over a video of dogs
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Things feel so fucking bleak man
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@dvkerose This is one of my fav movies of all time with the way they use the intertwining of comedy and tragedy to tell such an amazing story from a perspective not usually thought of
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me and my son enjoyed the major, good time!
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3 months
Won’t lie she fried my ass
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@AGoldmund Actually there was a sub 9 second “Magnolia” run which was insane
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@munad1712 @huntichon Terrorist activity taking place in the NY VIBES district stay alert cottagecore residents
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2 years
@njrR6S NOT DURING THE PRO MATCH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
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@Kryzillo you cannot read a room can you
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@wetfoxing Gcs are cool for the first 5 mins then im annoyed by the keyspam
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New shirt is this fire
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cmon man I had that in the bag
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@VarsityGamingTV With EMP’s being in the game they should either give him his nades back or make his torch quieter
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1 year
This is how I found out the unabomber died
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8 months
what happened to just hanging out and playing Wii sports with someone
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bite twink collarbone
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@blephin_ Must be from Atlanta
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@MadeByKOOBI I mean I get what they’re saying, it’s not like there’s gonna be 14 new ops coming this season so it’s just empty space until next season
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@GhettoSmosh Had a guy tell me that the store had a reorganization in 2021 but that this was the legendary spot
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@brigandbandit @emm_woof He’s 17 he’s legally allowed to pull up and catch these hands if he got a problem
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11 months
My AirPods turned fucking yellow while I was in France what the fuck is wrong with it
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@willsgardevoir lest we forget the best three sword technique user
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@c01_a0 the shit that you measure people with
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@GamingHeroTetsu @dyingscribe If you cannot find a fun place to go with someone you do not leave your home ever and this situation will not occur in the first place
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8 months
Exposing problematic dante__ok dms: a thread Some of this stuff is pretty messed up so please be advised
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@VarsityGamingTV IP bans single-handedly taking down an entire college while also not hurting the VPN dodging cheater
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9 months
shit I do in my spare time
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9 months
theres something inside you
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5 months
@sugarsmorecake Someone changed the original temu code for this edit out and replaced it with their own
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1 year
Ok cousin Spotted
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@sugarsmorecake Yo do we have a quiz today
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you cannot stop me
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6 months
merry Christmas fat piece of fuckin shit
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thinking about this
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@DewEnjoyer “Being mauled by a pit bull isn’t ideal” I am not asking myself if I’m in an ideal situation if a pit is about to maul me 😭if I have a weapon I’m going to defend myself from an attacking animal
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@UBI_Frax jizz background card
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“I hate summer” “I hate winter” enjoy every day because it might be your last bro
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Not kidding
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need someone to go to the dining hall with me and sit while I down 4 chocolate milks so I don’t feel so awkward
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my roommate said I can buy whatever for the shower curtain
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4 months
get real
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5 months
Man what is this shit just give me fuckin jjk edits and funny videos not this
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4 months
recieved this from some freshman girl today didn’t have the heart to tell her we’re playing the same game
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8 months
For someone who’s owned a gun since 15 your groupings are shit
@ClaytonConway65
Clayton Conway 🔜 MegaplexCon
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Só l guess because I am a gun owner I am a bad person. If you think that then I don’t need you as a friend. I have owned guns since I was 15 years old and I am almost 67 now. I use to teach gun safety class.
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i realized i liked dudes, started working out, and started listening to ken carson all at the same time i must have stopped sleeping next to a gas leak or somethin
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“Why do you wear gloves do you want soft hands” YES damaged hands BLOW
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@blephin_ Fuck is the video of him with AirPods doing him
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8 months
ive had enough
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10 months
“Man I’m having the worst day ever” the guy who is about to send me the most awe inspiring, hope filled, duty driven tik tok:
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“Lets just say I’m chosen” is going in my sources for my final draft
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You can't save these types of people.
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@VarsityGamingTV Varsity just seeing how much random shit he can say now before ubi pulls the partnership and charm
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@Chiibihime @zalifor @goldie_chance @TalIyHaII Damn you gotta be into those people who make them don’t you
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are we fw the fit
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the “sigma pose”
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went to a wedding and someone wanted to make this
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the gay wizard won’t stop asking me this
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Travis Scott pic but I’m not doxxing my friends
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@Or_Tinrante How did you get such a calculation
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this shirt used to be a lot baggier
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8 months
belt finally shit itself killing half my wardrobe because i it all looks like this now
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my local white woman friend said my fridge is a red flag I don’t get why
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@StarFrogRBLX @nishikimaya drift phonk and its popularization has been disastrous to the internet
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This is my bad bitch application form
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@MkwNiko Preparing for the “hey” barrage from guys who are about 5’4
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walked past Nanami today
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backshots here?
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all this talk about armpits and sucking dick and the like. what happened to enjoying the beautiful weather or eating a banana with peanut butter. how about going on a walk
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Met some golden retrievers today
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One man should but the world silenced him
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Men should not be speaking this way
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pic before the summer of cut (I will be poor so I have to eat less)
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Im taller than him
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I have just now seen him today. Appreciate this guy. Many blessings!
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@GeebMinister -add beef patty -add beef patty -add beef patty -add beef patty -add beef patty
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2 months
★QRT IF U SEE THIS★ pronouns : not telling height : not telling shoe size : not telling zodiac sign : not telling smoke : not telling tattoos : not telling piercings : scrotum fav color : not telling fav drink : not telling
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★QRT IF U SEE THIS★ pronouns : he/him height : 6'1 shoe size : 41 zodiac sign : Virgo smoke : not often enough to say i do it tattoos : nope piercings : ears fav color : purple fav drink : milk
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deserves nothing more and in fact deserves less
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why is he dirt cheap??? theyre selling him like a discounted 40 year old car whos been in a wreck. TREAT HIM BETTER
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pre-pandemic vs post this was before I learned that when your parents like your haircut you’re cooked I took ZERO selfies this was the best hat off photo I could find
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bennett :P 🔜 AC, MP
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pre-pandemic vs now i didnt take a lot of selfies pre pandemic but good lird i look very different
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