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2 years

titanic turns 25 this year at which point i assume leonardo dicaprio will no longer want to be in it

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ARTICLE: How, at the age of just 22 did this man... ME: Is it rich parents? ARTICLE: ... Yeah.

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so hard to film this as every time an actor finished a line they disappeared

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First look at Taron Egerton in ‘TETRIS’. The film releases in 2023 on Apple TV+

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This movie is gonna be off the chain

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I am determined to turn this into a viable new meme format

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The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

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There were 3 types of song men wrote in the 60’s. 1) I’m in love with an under-age girl. 2) If my girlfriend even looks at another man I’ll kill her. 3) Peace, please.

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The perfect episode of Grand Designs

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“Sad Little Life” (2022) oil on canvas

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4 years

Wow, this can’t have been easy to admit. Well done @Nigel_Farage

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me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shouts out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

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6 years

*Angrily putting dead rats back into Tupperware* I guess nobody wants their concept of food challenged at this “FOOD FESTIVAL”.

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Huh. Call me old-fashioned. But I would have thought that the point of a festival of ideas was to expose the audience to ideas. If you only invite your friends over, it’s called a dinner party.

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George Orwell was such a wise man

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that is the problem with having committed many crimes

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If I tell the truth theyll put me in jail.

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What a week, I'm up for a big promotion at my corporate job AND my aunt died leaving me her Christmas Lodge, in Hollybush Hill. Going to visit the lodge to organise its sale to a big faceless developer. Hope I don't fall in love with the town and its humble ways.

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do you think at this point he was still hopeful it said Ebenezle Scroop

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We* survived** World War 2***. We**** can survive***** a no deal Brexit******. *Not me **Not everyone survived *** Which I only have a cursory knowledge of. ****Not me ***** Statistically not everyone will survive ****** Which we are entering into voluntarily

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Geri Halliwell is only taking photos with Nadine Dorries and Liz Truss to slam it to the left

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It's all about the small victories.

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3 years

Hi, it’s me ‘modern dad’ sure I play with my kids, but I’m also secretly doing something insanely hardcore because my kid may be fragile, but not as fragile as my weird view of masculinity.

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3 years

What a weird campaign ad

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that final joke is maybe my proudest moment as a writer

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I'm sure this won't come back to bite anyone. 😉 #Strictly #GoodLuck

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time is a flat circle

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Me trying to be cool listening to Eminem in spite of his problematic language.

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I guess... thinking about it, this IS my favourite type of rope.

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I like drinking lime and soda because its fun ordering a drink that could cost anything between £6 and free.

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in a pub where from the inside, the sign saying ‘food’ says ‘poop’

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Oh my God... F rasier R oz Aphne S illy brother I’m listening E ddie dog R oz again

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[To the time of Hallelujah] I heard there was some awesome sauce That David made and fed to his horse So that it would never feel woe or hunger The horse grew wings and began to fly The sauce meant it would never die And from its mouth it shouted... ‘cowabunga’! Cowabunga...

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ovenheimer

i like food

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Diane Morgan as Mandy ( @missdianemorgan ) oil on canvas

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4 years

At least my parents are keeping themselves busy.

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captain tom: please, can i come in from the cold? captain tom's daughter (played by tim robinson): GET OUT IN THE GARDEN AND DO YOUR LAPS! DO YOUR LAPS OLD MAN I SWEAR TO F***ING GOD! YOU THINK WE'RE GETTING A POOL IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR LAPS!?

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I made a comedy sketch for James Cleverly and the people at the Reason Youtube page. Who says you can't do right wing comedy!?

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sat opposite a nice man who was making a fuss of kaspar all journey, only when i was about to get up did i realise it was francis rossi

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A rare photo of London before someone presses Play.

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The answers this kid gives in his history test are hilarious!

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The only month where you can be pinch-punched and fooled on the same day.

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April is the cruellest month

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People complaining about the Secret Wars used AI to generate its opening titles clearly forgot that Cheers did exactly the same thing.

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@zachsilberberg an yuh say yuh purchased this elaborate menagerie?

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@Natt My fiancee who doesn't understand Christmas and is only with me for my money and not my secret desire to teach kids how to read? never gonna happen.

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@derpo377 Word for word

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The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

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@ElizabethBower @ingridoliver100 A girl... mechanic? This town is full of surprises. Maybe I’ve been too quick to judge...

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Today at lunch when the waiter produced the card machine I asked ‘what’s the tap limit on this bad boy?’ The worst meal related thing I’ve said since I told a delivery man to ‘K the C�� (Keep the change)

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@tjtrott Well I’ve spent a montage putting numbers into a spreadsheet while sipping cocoa and I think I’ve worked something out

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This is happening, and I'm heading up the writers' room. Very very excited, despite the absence of Rachel Brosnahan and her golden arm.

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@PhilNWang I thought he’d prefer a... ..... calmer comedian. 💥

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3 years

@timolsky Sure, might keep it in my pocket, then find it midway through the big presentation once I'm back in the city.

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@tanuja_bmuni One of them has drawn me a picture. It’s me and I’m holding hands with their mum. Wow, the wisdom of children

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@hkist “Who would ever want to live here?” I look off into the middle distance. “I dunno... I kinda like it”

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always sad when an injured centipede dies

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2 years

@DrWhoMoment BCS is in the Breaking Bad universe. Breaking Bad is rumoured to be in the Walking Dead universe (See fig 1) the walking dead is in the x-files universe (see fig 2) the x files is in the Simpsons universe (fig 3) Doctor who is also in the Simpsons universe (fig 4)

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Kim Wexler / @rheaseehorn portrait

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@richardosman FASIER: That scientist was on TV again, Niles. NILES: Whitty? FRASIER: Well he was no Oscar Wilde.

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3 years

Today I deliver this little fellow to my parents in Edinburgh, in an attempt to be responsible I will then immediately get on a train back to London. Wish me luck

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3 years

Off we go

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5 years

Oh wow, I have also (technically) been nominated for a BAFTA. That’s nice.

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5 years

Nominated for Entertainment Craft Team 🎉👏 📺 The Voice UK 📺 Strictly Come Dancing 📺 The Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance 📺 The Mash Report Sponsored by @HotcamTV #BAFTATV #BAFTACraft

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@Thomas_D_Lee @Louiestowell I dunno Rudy, this place... there’s something special about it

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@unloveablesteve Huh, just another example of how I’ve been too judgemental this whole time.

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@Melshels1 “The little fella will be ok, but without a home this winter he might not last much longer, could he stay with you?”

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@ianberriman And you’ll never guess what, initially he is very spiky towards me. I wonder if he’ll soften over the course of our journey.

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Garth and Dean, oil on canvas #garthmarenghi #richardayoade

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probably worth googling the guy who you’ve labelled as you @elonmusk

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@sarahlmorgan Just found the Simon Bates parody we were talking about written by @Herring1967 . Still so funny.

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@JillOHalloran1 A ticking clock? Time to really think about what matters to me

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A reminder I am very good a right-wing comedy

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my least favourite genre of stand up comedy is ‘twitter interactions in which i have triumphed’

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Self portrait

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@dannywallace @SoozUK Hahaha! I bet they were like; Is this just a Google image result for the term 'obvious paedophile'?

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For Halloween this year I'm going as a straight white man explaining feminism to women. Tom Neenan is Not All Men: How To Be A Good Feminist: Available here:

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I can’t stop.

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@RebeccaPerman1 @LevParikian Well, I played a bit when I was younger, but gave it up when work took over my life

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@RachelDelahaye *nods appreciatively*

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@AndyVale With any luck it’ll end in spontaneous applause and a group hug with all my newfound friends

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happy birthday to Barry Cryer. Here’s my painting from earlier in the year

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Pick of the week in the Observer and The Sunday Times, The Hauntening returns this Wednesday. As if things weren’t scary enough already

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urgh, gym was full of npc’s today nice people contemplating self-improvement

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Hale and Pace portrait

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The first slap

Netflix UK & Ireland

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Be honest, at which point would you die in Squid Game?

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this wednesday’s #thehauntening repeat guest stars the amazing Nicola Walker and is about the dangers of chasing social media engagement (please rt)

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🦇 Spooky season is finally here! 🦇 Time for a brand new series of 👻 The Hauntening 👻 Wednesday’s episode is a CAMEO fest and features a lots of CAMEOS. It’s based on a video message service I legally can’t name. Wednesday 11:00pm @BBCRadio4

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using this phone gave me such a headache

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@claytonhickman Hi Clayton, am I right in assuming this 1/3 TARDIS was built for either this shot or a cut shot from Day Of The Doctor?

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@rufusjones1 Enjoy...

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At last, my theory is vindicated!

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Dalek operators painting. Work in progress

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The Hauntening has been nominated for best radio comedy at the WGGB awards, how delightful! Full incredible list of nominees here. @DavidTylerPozz

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We are delighted to announce the shortlist for the 2020 Writers' Guild Awards, to be presented by writer, actor + comedian @KatyFBrand in London on 13 January. Congratulations to all the nominees! See the full list, in 15 categories: #wggbawards

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@cvvw

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