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Watching democracy die, Tweet by Tweet. Follow @opencourt for the tennis journalism.

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Stephanie Myles
4 years
That's disappointing, Mary Hart.
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1 year
From a photography perspective, this is really a stunning pic.
@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
1 year
This is an alpha move that lets the world see an American President standing firm, a clear ally of the brave Ukranian people in a war for their survival against a tyrannical despot. This, MAGA, is the right side of history. You? Not so much.
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@BethMcDuf @MeidasTouch He’d have to have a sense of humor to be *joking*. Which he has never displayed. Ever. So that’s probably not it, honey.
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@duty2warn Or is he finally listening to his lawyers and just ... not incriminating himself every time he opens his mouth? Crazy thought.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
Sadly, the great Mariano Rivera has volunteered to be part of this shit show.
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2 years
Happy FAA on the practice court today. @MiamiOpen
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19 days
@guyacampbell @TheRickWilson He finished, like, 68th out of 80. Even Maury Povich, who was a lot older, kicked his ass. LOLOLOL
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@JoePompliano Here's the whole thing, not just the clip from the Twitter tennis joker.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@_shaering @sorana_cirstea @BelindaBencic Everyone else is allowed to *complain* about the conditions of their jobs on social media. Whatever they are. Except tennis players. Tennis players are not allowed, apparently. :-O
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
That is inaccurate. Judge Kelly granted his appeal because of procedural issues with the ABF delegate who handled his case at the airport. Which was the only thing his legal team argued. He did not rule on the legality of his entry - nor did the bench for the 2nd appeal
@VasekPospisil
Vasek Pospisil
2 years
Novak would never have gone to Australia if he had not been given an exemption to enter the country by the government (which he did receive; hence Judge Kelly’s initial ruling). He would have skipped the Australian Open and been home with his family and no one would be.. [1/2]
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4 years
@angeil @EricLiptonNYT Subscribe and support journalism, and allow the people who did all the hard work to bring you this great reporting can ALSO pay their rent.
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Stephanie Myles
5 months
@shesbonky Tell him your husband was the one who baked the cookies - just to see if he learned anything 😉
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Stephanie Myles
1 year
Devastated to announce that my godfather Kaye Vaughan, a legendary longtime Ottawa RoughRider and fabulous dude who never lost his southern Kansas accent after all these years, passed away today at 91 at home in Knowlton. RIP, big guy. ❤️
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
Pretty much.
@MaxBoot
Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸
6 years
It’s hard to know what’s behind Trump’s enmity against Canada, unless he simply resents the fact that its prime minister, Justin Trudeau, is younger, smarter and handsomer. My latest in @PostOpinions :
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@PennyDaflos *hilariously*, he didn't even learn the first time.
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@Edlobster2 @TIME Dude! Have you read the article? She wrote it!
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@rachgrub Okay, let me rephrase: She wanted *credit* ... and also money, and promos, and to get famous.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@burtonad @JoyceWhiteVance It's hard to rank things on the "most batshit insane" chart these days, man.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
Habs – and Kotkaniemi – representing at the ATP Cup tennis in Melbourne, Australia Tuesday. #HABSEVERYWHERE
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13 days
@BoLoudon @Acyn In no alternate universe will that ever be true.
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Stephanie Myles
4 months
@patriottakes Hard to tell which one is her - they all went to the same plastic surgeon it seems.
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
Just spent 2 1/2 hours commentating - solo - on the Goffin-Haase match for Tennis Channel. Not that anyone who knows me thinks I can't talk by myself for 2 1/2 hours. But without ONE profanity? I need a drink. 🍷🍷🍷
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
Goodbye, Taylor - you were a grand old girl, who lived a long, grand, greatly loved life. 😔
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
You had one job.
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@MardyFish You're comparing apples and oranges. For one thing, the WImbledon/LTA decision would impact at least 30 players. And they don't have a ... simple resolution to eliminate the problem.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
Meanwhile, and this is not *new*, but how fab is it that Lisa Laflamme, who is about my age, is *ALLOWED* to have fabulous silver hair and still be on the air as a "grey-haired lady". (Of course, she has ridiculously lush hair but still ...) Progress? Ish? She's 57.
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Stephanie Myles
1 month
@DogRightGirl @HalfwayPost He is REQUIRED to be there by law. Laws. Silly stuff.
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
@LauraBenanti C'mon, you knew this was coming. People suck. You could sign 1,000 autographs at the door and the ... 1,001st person would scream on Twitter that you were the worst person ever who ignored her fans.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@ywgcf Those of us who regularly get their original work ripped off on the Internet sympathize 100 per cent.
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Stephanie Myles
11 months
@DrEliDavid Clearly didn't get a "Dr." in .... READING.
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4 years
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Stephanie Myles
7 years
@RamonaToderas @ABambooDragon When you say something out loud at a press conference, with press there, that's not a viable response.
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@michaelharriot Absolutely fine. Take care of business after the show, backstage. If you need to. Not on live TV around the world.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
23 years and counting. And they said my boy toy and I would never last 😍
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Stephanie Myles
9 years
. @VasekPospisil *literally* jumps for joy after his five-set win v Troicki. http://t.co/6qSM6kKZFF
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
@audatitty @erinroutliffe Shockingly no "OMG - Are you KIDDING? What if that pedestrian is someone's child? You're a terrible, awful excuse for a person" replies. You must have an AWESOME followers list with a sense of humor and a collective IQ above 50 What's your secret ? 🤣
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
✅💉💉
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
Jeremy Diamond of CNN gets the mike, hands it RIGHT over to Yamiche to "finish her question". Trump: "I was gonna call on you next, you know" Props to Jeremy.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@alcook82 @InstantRHIplay @JamesHorncastle Or, people could subscribe to the Athletic, which is very affordable and high quality, and support the men and women trying to do great journalism in these very tough times for sports.
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
Kavanaugh's college roommate, Jamie Roche, is on CNN and said through those 6 FBI investigations they never once contacted him. Also - he's held up rather better than his old roommate. #superficialTweet
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@BeschlossDC Worse idea for the reporters to show up – again – after he did it yesterday.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@JoyousPanther @revrrlewis He probably doesn't even know who he is tbh.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
Have to say, the number of Tweets about the cancellation today of a major tennis event that have the word "Federer" in it (and he wasn't even playing), is pretty epic.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@Angry_Staffer It's just freaking MANNERS. As a woman, I do this for people ... all the time. Is that a sign of "deep-rooted aggressive MATRIARCHY?"
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Stephanie Myles
8 years
Whereupon @karinaleblanc tries to sneak her selfie stick through security at the opening ceremonies. #CONFISCATED
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@picardonhealth @elamin88 It's getting a TON of traction. I think it's kind of brilliant because everyone wll be talking about it and seeing and – hopefully – getting the message.
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Stephanie Myles
3 months
@chadasianwife @KensingtonRoyal LOL. No, "everybody" does NOT amateurly-edit photos that go out to the entire world. Too funny!
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Stephanie Myles
3 months
@Megultra @Real___iTamara Peoples' political preferences say a whole lot about who they are as a person and what they believe. So perhaps that's what she didn't want to interact with. Just sayin'.
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Stephanie Myles
9 years
Yay, America, for today. Now get on that gun thing, while you're making sense.
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
@aurabogado @ridgebackluvr She originally came to Montreal with her boyfriend at the time, a Czech fellow I'm still friends with today. Then she met the Trumpster. So that was that. If she went to NY, I'm gonna have my doubts about how legal it was.
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Stephanie Myles
2 months
@MargBarAmerica @chefjoseandres @WCKitchen And what are you doing, other than a cycle, trolling on Twitter, another trip to the tat parlor and ... updating your OnlyFans (Ewww, by the way). Compared to Jose, who is actually ... DOING something. Right, I thoughts so. Twit.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
The Quebec put out a call to retired medical professionals who wanted to come back to work to help deal with the crisis, fast-tracking their recertification at no charge. 7,000 people responded.
@alexandrepratt
Alexandre Pratt
4 years
PM François Legault confirme que l’appel à l’aide auprès des gens avec une expérience en santé a porté fruits: « On a reçu 7000 CV. Je suis fier d’être Québécois »
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
This is so snarky and nasty and funny and bitchy and true and just EXACTLY like something I would type if I got going down that rabbit hole that I swear, when I got to the bottom and saw that a man wrote it, I was ... well, heartened, somehow. Almost thrilled. Props, @EvanHurst
@Wonkette
Wonkette
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Quite frankly, we don't care about his sad fucking white boy tears about any of this.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@patriottakes I'm pretty sure he means "progeny", not "prodigy". Because given the DNA the latter is almost impossible.
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2 months
@Jhoff10 @atrupar He thinks the reenactments are real.
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Stephanie Myles
1 year
@therealjakemosz @AnneSoCourteau So ... one little clip which seemed a fairly obvious payback for a previous hook (to anyone with common sense). But you assumed otherwise. And someone has to *prove* to you that you're likely wrong? Awesome.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@mikejoyce73 You would bring a wife and eight-month-old to hotspot Russia in the middle of a pandemic?
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
@ThatEricAlper "BADGES? We don't need no stinkin' BADGES!"
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23 days
@atrupar Impressive she was a grandma ... 20 years ago. That's quick work.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@saraballinger @LeahPetersen @all_outta_gum @mkraju File that under "Things I Wish I'd thought of to type right at that moment"
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
@evaholland Fuck that guy.
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Stephanie Myles
1 year
@ElieNYC They're both Class A felonies but the one he was charged with carried a potential sentence of "life". The prosecutor said they didn't add or charge a "hate crime" felony because the penalty/potential sentence was actually ... less than what they did charge him with.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@Mind_Of_Marks You're just chapped that the fabulous @Martina - like every other woman on the planet – won't give you any and hasn't for years. I guess that makes a fella bitter.
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
My Mom, 81 next month, must have thought ziplining was a little too tame. So she went parasailing with her granddaughter yesterday. #Rockstar 🤣
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5 years
@MetsOutsider @KevinKaduk @OGTedBerg Looks like he was in FULL brewski phase at that time.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@HPVSideEffects @Jordyc2oo3 Halep has had two recurring injuries. She also was planning a wedding. Stop the fiction.
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Stephanie Myles
11 months
I know we live in a bubble where everyone gets way overly excited about the brand-new latest thing every five minutes. But let's take a moment to appreciate the play today from the *vintage* Bencic, Azarenka and Svitolina.
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Stephanie Myles
6 years
This is a pretty major fail – at Jarry Park, no less. :-O
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
Réjean Tremblay FAR too kind to me in the Journal de Montréal this morning. #Itsnotaboutme
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
I’ve heard crazier theories - although the cell phones are just symptomatic of the general coddling. They also grew up without strangers second-guessing their every breath on social media too
@JudyMurray
judy murray
5 years
Tennis is such a cerebral sport. Players need to think for themselves, solve their own problems + are constantly having to make quick decisions. Nowadays we have gadgets that do so much of that for us. Alexa, satnav etc.....so I have often wondered about this too @MKovacsPhD ⬇️
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Stephanie Myles
1 year
Wordle 584 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. 😜
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
There's a pic under Court 1, on the way to the stringer's area, on the wall. It's me! (Blonder, slightly skinnier me 🤣) I'm going to try to get a digital version and print out a good-sized one and frame it and put it up in my office. Thanks to @sventennis for noticing it.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
He was a Canadian - Hamilton-born, Ryerson-educated until he left to join a band. As one does. RIP to a young man who fought an absolutely ferocious battle against that virus that people think is nbd. :-(
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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Nick Cordero, the Broadway actor who had his leg amputated — has died of #COVID19 at age 41
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@bells110 LOL. How old are you?
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Stephanie Myles
9 years
If I cud caption this for @VasekPospisil , it would be: "Dude, niiice cheesy TV grin there, @markhmasters !" http://t.co/21UMWJCP09
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Stephanie Myles
8 years
@kumailn This notion of an Twitter troll actually going up face to face with someone they trolled is a momentous occasion in itself.
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Stephanie Myles
2 months
He's SOOOOOOOO good.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
2 months
Pete Buttigieg on Fox News on EVs: "Sometimes when these debates happen, I feel like it's the early 2000s and I'm talking to people who think we can just have landline phones forever."
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@Liambroady Totally different, yet equally sophomoric even tho that trash account got it all out of context, as usual. Somehow these noobs can't fathom WHY Collins is retiring (even though she's explained it thoroughly) and think one good week might *change her mind*, as if it were a whim.
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4 years
Those who ignore history are ....
@StearnsLab
Tim Stearns
4 years
In 1720 Marseille allowed a ship from plague-ridden Cyprus into port, under pressure from merchants who wanted the goods and didn’t want to wait for the usual quarantine. More than half the population of Marseille died in the next two years.
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Stephanie Myles
11 months
Emo day as today is the day my friend Yves Décary has chosen to say goodbye. "Hollywood" has a spirit and a zest for life – and a kind soul that's rare in this world – that will long outlast his 1 1/2-year battle with cancer. He's left all of us inspired. Bon voyage, my friend 💔
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@daniela_candela Is it just me who thinks that's not ... THAT much for that job?
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Stephanie Myles
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@SydSteyerhart @BobbyAllyn Maybe this was what she spend significant time considering. And yet, she didn’t think it was as *significant* as you seem to. Maybe she thought it’d be creepy. Which it is.
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Stephanie Myles
7 years
Fan-friendly @rogerfederer made a LOTTA people happy Thursday at IW. And never broke a sweat. Watch it here:
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@RiskManager01 @AnaCabrera @ClaraJeffery Perhaps MORE important than your side-issue question is .the actual consequence, big picture: that's 51 Italian doctors fewer to help treat the pandemic (and other sick people).
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Stephanie Myles
6 months
@ChrissieEvert But afterwards, having lived and experienced all you did together in an unmatched rivalry, having matured, and more recently having faced similar struggles – there is so much to bond you – for life. To be it's an even more inspirational story than your tennis rivalry.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@TennysSandgren He put a lot of other people at risk to THREE positive cases, making that move. Not sure it's as black and white as all that. Not to mention it's a move that could shut down the ATP.
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Stephanie Myles
1 year
@maysoonzayid @_legless_wonder It didn't "happen to her", like some random thing like stepping in a puddle. Someone willfully DID THIS to her. Language matters. #ActivenotPassive
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Stephanie Myles
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@linderje @AdamParkhomenko Nothing in your bio, dude, leads anyone to believe that you have any expertise in this area. Take a seat.
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@thetracyaustin Nalbandian arguably the best October player ever :-) Djokovic beat No. 3 Roddick, No. 2 Nadal and then No. 1 Federer on a super-windy day in the final in Montreal 15 years ago.
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@NewSeanO @oma2572 @Acyn You wouldn’t have the guts to say it to his face. Be serious.
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
Still blows my mind that she's the veep.
@BeschlossDC
Michael Beschloss
3 years
Official portrait of Vice President Harris: @VP
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Stephanie Myles
5 years
@stevemagness @yoderbegley Hopefully, if you find yourself in the same unconscionable situation again, you'll find the right path. And that you've come to terms with why you couldn't back then. Not judging – everyone does what they must to, and it's HARD – but it's definitely worth a self-evaluation on.
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Stephanie Myles
4 years
@ddale8 @KFILE There's this one, too. It's actually worse.
@PhilipWegmann
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
4 years
About that new Trump ad alleging that Biden is “Alone. Hiding. Diminished.” The clip at the four second mark is edited to make it look like he is sitting on the floor of his basement alone. But it’s from an Iowa event last December. The room was full. See below:
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@Sonza_the_Gnome @janecoaston Yeah. COVID is morbid. As are most thing involving a lot of people dying.
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@jon_wertheim @DavisCup Yup, but Rajeev Ram isn't on the court. 😁
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Stephanie Myles
2 years
@KaplanSportsBiz @TheAthletic In all my time in baseball, I never heard a single person, ever, say Hernandez was even baseline competent at his job. And yet, he's lasted decades. Somehow.
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Stephanie Myles
7 years
@ddale8 @SebGorka Who puts *PhD* on their Twitter handle? I mean, who does that? Should probably double-check that thesis. 😂
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Stephanie Myles
3 years
@darrenrovell She didn't "change". Her Nike deal expired a year ago.
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