Kalashnikov @SonsOfWanarchy Twitter profile

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Kalashnikov

2 years

Genie: what are your 3 wishes Me: make every word 5 letters long Genie: wishh grant Meeee: makee every wordd start withh "sn" Snnie: snshh snant Sneee: snkee snery snrdd snddd snthh "eed" Sneed: sneed sneed

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this meme has gotta be a dream for teachers. no more "1 2 3 eyes on me", all u gotta say is "lock the fuck in" and every little shit gonna look at you like this

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wario encounters THE LAW

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this shit makes me sad every time i see it

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im a bit conflicted on the "ps5 has no games" meme because on one hand its just a bunch of zoomers recycling a joke they were too young for and desperately trying to be this guy but i cant lie saying "notice how he didn't buy any games" on every pic of a PS5 setup is a lil funny

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3 years

This is the rawest art in the whole fucking universe.

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Lore vs Lore: Wario Edition

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@ughimsoquirky "big boobs!" is such a fucking ridiculous opener and i cannot believe it got worse from there

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@Soroth13 @objectivelyswag IT WAS USA, JACK

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Kalashnikov

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3 months

>character has completely horseshit okizeme >unblockables up the ass >can meterdump you for 50% life ezpz >exists in the game where all of the good characters have the ability to Literally Just Turn Off Hard Knockdowns

maria kazooie!

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The other day i watched a video abt this fucking guy and its so fucking funny he would be top 1 in any other normal fighter

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@ChieGaming96 not if you say 'fuck' with enough conviction

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2 months

>stonetoss works at the literal fucking soy factory You can't make this shit up.

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1 year

90% OF THE FUCKIN SERIES BEING LOCKED TO A CONSOLE FROM 15 YEARS AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT

Metal Gear Out of Context 🇵🇸

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What are y'alls Metal Gear icks?

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@Butter_Knife1 @Raspberry__Rose

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@PuppyGirlFPS raw fighting game evolution in the wild. not tainted by wikis or guides. i need to follow this man's career and study him for science. what game and what character. presuming he's totally new to FGs, or has maybe had some casual exp in the past? i must know everything.

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@whatkrakenhomie "Alrighty then classroom..."

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@sigmatic_ dude the cross-hatching(?) is genuinely so elite how the fuck even

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@midnightperfec how dare you go against my ignorant generalizations guards, put him in the contraption.

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2 years

>no bans ruleset >produces hypest tournament of the year bros i think they might be onto something

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3 years

@twinkbride my stupid ass, rather than hearing "man menstruating bcuz trans", interpreted the bleeding as "bro i got shot" because tampons are actually like the best thing to plug bullet wounds

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3 months

>good zoning with strong chip damage >the good characters can just turn that off too

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Kalashnikov

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5 months

he cant even kill himself either this is some I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream shit

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7 months

@StellaNoxEclair shoutouts to that one guy who's mom is reading one piece and she's caught small plot details that are foreshadowed early on from like a billion miles away. in fairness she's an english teacher but fuck is it impressive.

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2 years

@GluffOfficial @LetItMelo You make a good point here, actually. Either way, it's not as bad as what Ready Player One did with him lmao.

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Kalashnikov

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6 months

i dont think a video has been as consistently hilarious to me as the matpat chester stone cuban sandwich video the way the AI is trained on like 2013 matpat to where he constantly sounds like he's dropping the bombshell of how the Companion Cube has a dead body in it brilliant

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2 years

literally all of ultimate has happened between prime 4 being confirmed lmfao

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#Metroid Prime 4 is now in development for #NintendoSwitch !

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2 years

@CatalystNB The Griefhardt skin is such an absolutely incredible design and I'm so sad it had to be used in Overwatch. To a lesser extent, it applies to Reinhardt himself, but I just think Griefhardt looks way cooler.

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Man I hate Overwatch but fuck if this skin isn't the coolest looking thing in any video game ever.

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@AkameSSB @McDonalddd_ the funniest part is that the fuckin saying works perfectly well if boss just said "robbed" instead grassroots smash was WILD

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1 year

>Jonathan Joestar >"i wish you never existed" opinion instantly invalidated

~Lotus 🖤

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@Bableswow @EastsideBodega_

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@Sw_ord_ this mf was a minister of propaganda in a past life

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@Beaverbark_3ds

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Kalashnikov

@SonsOfWanarchy

11 months

fellas. its time.

Nintendo of America

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Tune in on June 21 at 7:00 a.m. PT for a #NintendoDirect livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information focused mainly on Nintendo Switch titles launching this year, including new details on Pikmin 4. Watch it live here:

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Kalashnikov

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11 months

most intelligent wariocord discussion

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2 years

@LSDX500 self deprecating humor is the worst shit that has ever happened to modern culture genuinely

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3 years

@SAFAIAFGC @SunflowerPillar she's not the one with the sonic games...

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Kalashnikov

@SonsOfWanarchy

2 years

Uh oh, I was too busy playing Elden Ring and didn't realize the attention this post would get. If reading the ramblings of a cynical drunken madman with too much time on his hands sounds like your idea of a good time, drop a follow or whatever. Pic unrelated. Also, go Capitals.

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Kalashnikov

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2 years

oh i muted this at like 300 likes lol. hi everyone i don't even like sonic that much, but the way his soul straight up got ripped out of him after brawl boils my blood lmao, this shit goes beyond an artstyle change. feelsbad

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@Sylono_LieGuano @cherrysinceri 'diamond dougs' is one of the funniest things i have ever read Jesus Christ

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@YogCrashNSmash that fucking image of venom balling makes this so much better

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Kalashnikov

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10 months

fucked up how vanilla became the catch-all term for basic even though it is a rich and complex flavor from what was previously the rarest spice in the entire world vanilla haters will be trapped in everlasting darkness

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Kalashnikov

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3 months

incidentally, it is probably LOST's strongest legacy. which is kinda fucking crazy if you were around for it and saw firsthand how cataclysmically huge LOST was.

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3 months

If you think about it this is arguably the most influential piece of pokemon fanart ever made

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Kalashnikov

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27 days

where the fuck did you all come from this was supposed to be just another "old man yells at cloud" moment

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Kalashnikov

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1 year

competitive pokemon consistently has the greatest shitposts and i have no idea why

tune: a fish

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what's your fav pokemon meme? I'll start🤭

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@Ensemble_VGM thank you for your continued support

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@Destructo_Dan IT CUTS OFF I NEED THE FULL STORY

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@undermythumb69 @binej_yeah no fucking way did liquid chris get a PhD holy fuck this is the best timeline

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@wandydoodles @PunkyTheAlt I saw this movie completely blind with family once. Nothing could have prepared me for this fucking scene. I don't remember much from the full movie, but this moment has stuck with me since I saw it.

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Kalashnikov

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@whipplefingers there are certainly worse posts you could make on september 11th

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@DanielTreyton @AlitheiaK @JDVance1 do you have any reading comprehension whatsoever

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@Terminatier @greentexts_bot it will never not be hilarious to me where for hundreds of years we've been mutilating penises because men cant be trusted to wash their dick

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@Primrose_Ellie @benmorelli @akechitime @soupthatistohot yeah maxing kawakami first is genuinely optimal lmfao

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@UnderTheThunde2 @AngelOnBasshunt @R3dGoner for sure, like all memeing aside he looks fine lmao

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@SSJacobAFSL @mahadopower

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@_Beesu what do we do when he eventually drops some change at an inopportune moment and reaches level two

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Kalashnikov

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7 months

You make fun of him, but MVC3 almost definitely saved him from waking up in an ice-cold bathtub with a kidney suspiciously misplaced.

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2 years

my youtube glitched and swapped thumbnails around with some humorous results

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Kalashnikov

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1 year

holy shit we really just saw a 'you claim to hate capitalism yet you exist' completely unironically

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1 year

If you live here you are not an environmentalist.

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@broskiFGC my whole ass flow

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being in an FGC space and hearing someone call the mirror match a "ditto"

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1 year

not to mention that the PS3 can barely even fucking RUN mgs4 agagagagagagahhgaggaggahhhahagaga konami please port this shit to modern consoles

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3 years

@kalamitykal @eggsalad2dx @MatttGFX IM YIIKING OUT MAN!

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8 months

@posting_forever this PSA still freaks me the fuck out but god damn did it do it's job

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being in an FGC space and hearing someone call the mirror match a "ditto"

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7 months

ok but when warner bros does it, they're based and redpilled

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Every time you launch a new Metal Gear game on Switch, you're interrupted by this bullshit message: "Please don't get triggered and try to cancel us for fictional games that were created during the turn of the century as very few people in the 21st century possess a backbone."

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@SlashNurse this may be the most fucked up interaction in ult history >nair doesnt connect >steve tries to footstool dair true punish >fucked it up, gluto gets his shield up in time for the dair >gets fucking lifted off the ground by the anvil??? >GETS HIT ANYWAYS?????

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@SonsOfWanarchy

2 years

@nescartridges they made his mouth a texture and removed the "you're too slow" soundbite they fucking ruined him man no more experessions with eyebrows im not even a big sonic fan either but this shit is ridiculous

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@SAFAIAFGC @SunflowerPillar the woman has the virgin kink. the sonic games collection is a different person (likely male). and by showing off their sonic game collection that means they're a...

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3 years

WARIO COSPLAY IS HERE BOYS CAN I GET A FUCKIN "WAAAAAAH"

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@GGINOBOYZ the classic

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@KirbyCheatFurby "sometimes it fights back" fuck that got me

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3 years

terrible at carving pumpkins but check this fuckin shit out

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3 years

You already know. RT for mutuals.

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@nescartridges wario world

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@ExaltedLT The thing is with that is that when you make a joke like this, it's not clear whether or not we should ask "hey bro u aight" or just nervously chuckle. Clarity is important.

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@neoncaelestis @KellytoyDK BAIN I REQUIRE YOUR STRONGEST MASKS

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@john_goetz @angeIilo This. People see watching anime as something to be completed, rather than experienced. It's sad.

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@ThiccRadChad johnny without coins is oreos without milk burger with no fries

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2 years

this is funny only because peter griffin saying "fortnight" and joe swanson saying "overwatch" is fucking hysterical

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1 year

i sincerely believe that everyone posting about this movie like "we did it boys" with avatar reaction images is an NPC like there's no fucking way there's actually a fanbase for this series, right? i only started seeing avatar fans after the "no cultural impact" post

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‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ is predicted to pass $1 billion worldwide tonight. Read our review:

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@theprivinsect oh have we reached the stage where people pretend FES had a good opening?

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2 years

@simpleton900 @Wicked_Avenger finally, a quality role model for the children to look up to

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1 year

why is this hammer bro so fucking threatening

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the grip this motherfucker had on nintendo communities in the late 2000s/early 2010s

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3 years

oh my fucking god i just realized why mario party 5 had really weird political/voting/democracy ads its because like. mario PARTY. like political party. oh my fuck.

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@Tazzundiess @GoodReddit i found the original thread and you hit the nail on the head

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@nescartridges this would be true like a decade ago but nowadays most low tier players are desperately trying to LARP as the "cool low tier player guy" despite the fact that they piss and moan about their character not working 24/7

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1 year

fellas.

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US president Joesph Biden reveals he intends to run again in 2024.

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2 years

@nescartridges it is literally a massive scam. wario would cash in. he would MAKE his own nfts -- not buy them.

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7 months

@ArbiterSkyward The people wanna know what the people wanna know: public freakouts like that are magical. You aren't gonna deny the one and only Solid Snake, are you?

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@mydogisapug @Sk1ppyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost they were probably sitting on a chair or a couch bro dudes dont just play vidya standing up

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1 month

i still cant believe it took until 2019 to come up with a counter to "u mad?"

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2 years

wario historian here wario would 100% sell NFTs. they're literally one big massive scam and he would fucking CASH OUT on that shit.

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Wario would totally be into NFTs.

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@Mr_RSmash i swear i remember seeing one along the lines of "Mr R wakes up in the morning, takes a shit, then gets out of bed" and it's lived in my brain ever since

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7 months

"brawl has no combos" mfs when i nail them with the SUPER WARIO LASER game 5

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3 years

sigma wario

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