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I talk entirely too much about shonen, dumb slasher movies, and games. Click the Twitch or Youtube link to hear more!

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@Stop_Hammerzeit @DiscussingFilm Ironic to post this with a pokemon picture
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@Kannas_Ricebowl That's what happens when your final season lasts a presidential term
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@assassinscreed Damn Ubisoft won't even let you play as a Japanese dude in the game set in Japan. Major ists and isms there
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@GundamIsHere I think people are misinterpreting this. To follow the game is to criticize the samurai. Did you guys forget the ending and who you fought and why? Don't you remember the conversations you have with that character?
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@McDonaldsJapan Glad the hate is being drowned out. For those asking where's the hate...
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@DiscussingFilm On the upside you can't get distracted by anything on your phone since you have the movie playing on it
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@Tytin89 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Ew why would you need to do THAT in the theater?
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@Weebeatsburger1 @newworldartur Eh I watched it fine and Twitter is still working unlike UI
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@cine_hqWill @DiscussingFilm Wait till the third comes out to declare that
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@Geo_AW Nah that one makes sense. Actually everything up to and including gear 4 made sense with rubber Gear 2 his organs could stretch and pump the blood faster Gear 3 obviously he can stretch bigger like a balloon Gear 4 vulcanized rubber
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@DiscussingFilm What he says "It's Oppentime!" And nuclear explosions all over the place?
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@BoundingComics get rekt localizers
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@bbialanaa @DiscussingFilm Don't prejudge. You're just as bad as the toxic positivity people that attack anyone having doubts
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10 months
@femboydealer69 @Weebeatsburger1 @newworldartur Yeah it did. None of your revisionist history. Had people rioting in the streets in SA
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@CultureCrave By cover to cover I hope he meant only up to like season 6
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@MyTimeToShineH 42 and 27. Right on the edge but eh he's got a young look to him.
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@ClownWorld_ Next time he drives on a highway and sees a billboard
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@ReiganDono @newworldartur Eh it was half good. Too much hiyori
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@BoundingComics They don't matter so much that we...will strictly enforce them
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@john_goetz
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@GTA6Intel Yes people 9 years have passed. Whatever grade you were in when gta5 released we can assume you are now 9 years of education past that. Geez come up with an original comment
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@joindicebreaker Ah so Hades 2 has been chosen as "right sexy"
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@FOXSoccer Uh oh. Vietnam? That didn't turn out well for the US last time...
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11 months
@SamuelDeats He has range. He certainly got angry against Hugo. That was one of the most gloriously masculine things I've ever seen in my life when they just piss each other off more and more "NOW DIE!" lol I love it
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@Geo_AW Yeah she is pretty great
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@Steezzeus @Geo_AW Exactly right as stated in the anime
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@CaptainSaltiest @ThatChrisGore Captain marvel made a billion because it was at the height of the MCU, she was teased in infinity war, advertised as a huge part of endgame, and was hammocked between those two behemoths
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@JoshuaM37848390 Wandavision. A couple of them had me rolling my eyes at 1 but that one and Hawkeye were cool.
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@CultureCrave @ComicBook_Movie The stair fall better be 30 minutes long
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@Noodledori1 One Piece Hopefully someday we get a remake so everything can be nicely paced and we don't just get a random clip of amazing animation every few episodes after they stare at each other and repeat dialogue and flashbacks for 9/10ths of the episode
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@DiscussingFilm This and little mermaid going hand in hand into oblivion
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@HollyBriden @Chiefs I had to look over this account a lot before determining it was parody. Really hard to tell these days
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@DiscussingFilm WTF is with Storm's hair?
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@Potatotenkopf @GundamIsHere Well I'm probably more conservative than most on this app and would say I got the message of the game just fine. Maybe check your assumptions about random games and people's political affiliation.
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@StandsForKayvee @king_of_games34 It's clearly a gag so your example doesn't apply. The bathhouse scene clearly shows the contrast with one taken seriously as it produces comedic reactions on the yamato side
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@IlGlaz I can't believe this trope is being framed as an actual good thing @TheCriticalDri2 @Nerdrotics @MauLer93
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@LibertyCappy Look at the environmental harm that southern one is doing! Just absolutely disgusting stuff! -NK PR
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@JosestrellaJo @BrickBatz In universe dialogue refers to Yamato with he/him pronouns. However when a narrator or Oda between chapters mentions her it's always she/her. For me and many others in the community this was easily read as "Oh that's an in universe gag of her wanting to be Oden" who's a man she
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@newworldartur Nah not really I watched it fine
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@littleramyun Seems most have already corrected you and ratio'd anyone arguing incorrectly that she's a dude but here's just one more
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@JosestrellaJo @BrickBatz In universe dialogue refers to Yamato with he/him pronouns. However when a narrator or Oda between chapters mentions her it's always she/her. For me and many others in the community this was easily read as "Oh that's an in universe gag of her wanting to be Oden" who's a man she
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@Unbreakable_Ja @Geo_AW Cause he hasn't directed live action stuff and didn't even make this?
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@TheFrostkage @Geo_AW Nah I'm talking about Yamato. Ya know the Oni Princess, the daughter of Kaido, the potentially strongest woman alive now that big mom is boiling like Oden (which might make her jealous) in the magma of the Earth's core.
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@TheCinesthetic No DBS Broly? Dude knows nothing of cinema
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@DiscussingFilm It's certainly not the best especially for certain films but it also depends on the viewer. It's funny because this is the first thing I'm going on on my phone after finishing "Your Name" which I was watching on it. I can tell you it detracted nothing from me uncontrollably
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@SPongolas @jimbus4 "Did I just fuck you with my FUCKING mind!?"
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@CultureCrave I speak for everyone when I say...oh wait no I don't. Carry on
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@CultureCrave @USATODAY Breaking: actress wants to continue to have big acting job
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@Baxter_Howls @kaichoyce My grandmother had 8 kids and they all loved her and talked about the love she shared with them. And she worked part time too. It's all about priorities and time management
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@DiscussingFilm First arrow and flash crossover was cool as well as when flash called in his buddies to get reverse flash in...I think season 1?
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@ShaynerOs @Geo_AW He's stretchy on the inside parts too
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@NajibDz14 @achmunzav Depends if you count his Pokemon as part of his strength
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@KingGreeklll Ok now explain the pedophilia part
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@Ultimauser50 @DBZoom_YT As a fan of both they're annoying in different ways. One Piece fans accept the anime being crap and drowned in slow pacing (aka filler without separate episodes) and overestimate it power scaling wise and Dragon Ball fans are way too obsessed with power scaling too and always
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@GundamIsHere And now they'll attempt to rewrite history so they can say "It was ALWAYS about this"
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@RogerOfBorg @DiscussingFilm Doesn't need that all from America though and this was just domestic
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@_Kxsper @tghcookiemedia But it didn't put anything to attack pride it just ignores it. So it's neither for not against just absent
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@Neil_Druckmann Neil has turned into a troll too arrogant to accept any criticism. Can we just talk about the great first game and pretend this one doesn't exist. I'm tired of fighting but also can't let praise for such mistakes go unanswered. The hate against criticism is unreal
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@PMooneythoughts @BenjiSales Oh my gosh they have the same camera angle it must be the same game! /s
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@GameCharacterAI @Mangalawyer Well those are all upgrades!
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@Erzabriefs Ok I won't. I'll just post some random words and drawings of Oda's
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@BoundingComics Kathleen Kennedy's one idea "But what if wahmen?" And then acting like any criticism is just sexists
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@AnkitSharma316 @Anidarshan31 Oda making political statements. Amazing
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@MegamattX86 As a boobs man I'm offended by this game. Still buying it though
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@cecianasta Gaming media has needed a purge for awhile now. Terrible agendas being pushed for years is finally catching up with them
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@hehwat @McDonaldsJapan Luckily they're the minority and so least liked
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@ManCityKD @DiscussingFilm Unfortunately they will be badmouthed and ostracized for a technicality
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@oddjob_sush Who cares it's funny lol
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@CultureCrave @Variety She was great in Wind River
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@Geo_AW Why did I never see this!? A beautiful glutton who can stay 25 forever if she wants with Sanji!? Obviously it's the perfect couple!
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@thimartinelIi @DiscussingFilm When the budget is over twice that? Keep in mind that's not factoring in marketing
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@newworldartur Hope the series makes it to Alabasta. Dancing girl outfits and happiness punches
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@reddit_lies They hate democracy?
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@MrRealHumour @GermanStrands Why? She just looks older so I assume there's a big timeskip between games
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@Geo_AW Can you stop deciding it's gonna be good before seeing it and designating anyone who has any doubts or does the exact same thing in the opposite direction as a hater? Like geez I love One Piece but trashing on anyone who won't sploosh all over the live action is so annoying
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@Tidux Gollum. Specifically my copy signed by Andy Serkis himself!
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@DBZoom_YT Geez calm down Let's get Luffy past like Saiyan saga Vegeta first lol
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1 year
@Geo_AW Out of the speaking roles only Zoro seemed right. Luffy was a little stilted and Nami's one line was really flat
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@Wadeh0l @PlayStationAU PlayStation: if only SOMEONE would bring back the IP we own! Oh cruel fate!
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@Kaymyu @Grummz Microsoft is worse than either so no surprise there
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@NextGenPlayer It's actually a great system. I've gotten $60 through trophies lol
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@sStackzZZZ @assassinscreed Right...so not a Japanese dude protagonist then. Bit odd for them to have you play as the historical figure when usually you're only running into such figures. Guess they really wanted to put this one person on a pedestal for some reason tho. Ah I'm sure the Japanese
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@Grummz The people who crowdfunded should definitely be refunded or sue them for all they're worth. Unacceptable to do this kinda change. I hope they all lose their jobs.
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@GermanStrands She looks pretty old. Is there a big timeskip between games? She looks like 35+
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@AdequateEmily Hogwarts Legacy is huge and broke twitch records. The boycott failed. Get over it.
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@rajatraut619 @Geo_AW Yes be more like Kaido. He seems like a stand up guy
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@NewRockstars You can take Amazin 2 outta there
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@CQuill97 Rolling up on doomsday like
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@blurayangel That's not even his best. The prestige is his best bar none
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@streethistory @awfulannouncing Jimmy laughed off the existence of this list last year. Why is he suddenly talking about it seriously? Why doesn't he just laugh this off like when he started all this and brought Aaron up on his show out of nowhere?
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@DiscussingFilm Oh no what happened to all the "It was fun stop hating!" People from when it released? I guess how that the actor admitted it their grift is over on that front
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@tskyliekarma @pr__0_0__ @MadameWeb Are you the Sony exec that took the memes too seriously and approved that second theatrical run?
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10 months
@InfernoOmni UI broke the internet. Gear 5 made crunchy alone slow for some people
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@shortcottonball @BoundingComics And/or try to change them to fit what they want and/or misinterpret the original meaning and/or assign credit to someone else for it.
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@thepixelepoch @VGC_News Nothing really to do with FF16. Forspoken and the smaller titles not having a staggered release was the problem. After all they doubled down on AAA and were satisfied with FF16 sales plus it stayed in the top charts in July so seems to have good legs
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@kaosblatte @BoundingComics And people wonder why I watch anime. Straightforward storytelling that doesn't feel the need to be sarcastic and meta is why it feels like such a breath of fresh air (except for the satire series which are funny too)
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