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@hiddenhush Why does Twitter just go out of its way to make me hate all celebrities?
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@Wentos1 @dunwaIl @MinovskyArticle I mean, "Mars Needs Moms" made Hollywood think that the word "Mars" in the title lead to the film's failure. Hollywood is made up of people who don't watch the movies they make and assume superficial problems were the cause of failure.
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@sapphire_wiccan @OneRadChee No, her proportions are WILDLY off. Look at her forearm in this image. Her wrist is so scrawny which makes her hand cartoonishly large. Like, that wrist looks like it could be snap really easily.
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Look, if Disney can do this to Scarlet Johansson, one of their go to names for like a decade now, imagine what they do to their animators, comic book writers, theme park employees...
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@damnyouwillis @sonofether There's a great video on youtube that explains that Blazing Saddles can't be made today because it was so thorough in parodying the Western that it absolutely killed the genre and Studios won't risk a genre killer like that again.
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@DynamoSuperX The third episode, when Wanda looked at the nursery and the camera specifically framed the nursery as if something really scary was behind that door... Honestly, how did they film that and not think to have some horror monster in the show! What was with that shot?!
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@comicyehu Do they like, pause after everyone one of her sentences and go "COME ON!" for 20 minutes?
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@BrokenDreamboat This is one of my favorites.
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@demisaysstuff @SultanReina This happens with every single killing game series. Nobody gets the point and think "Awesome! Dead bodies!"
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@jcbedgar I swear to god, I hate the appearing helmets and armor. The old Iron Man suitups and Black Panther Civil War suits looked so damn cool, but now they feel like they're weightless.
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@hernandy_s ...Wesley ain't exactly a headlining star anymore, and Ryan is a pretty big name, so I could see Wesley playing nice for a paycheck... ...I mean, if this is true.
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@N0VAPRIME The MCU Fandom likes to pretend that all female characters somehow get along even though they never interact.
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@jeremysmiles Fortnite is legit hilarious when Ochako and Hinata just walk around with guns.
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@anakoly1 The setup the original comic had was hilarious of Mark bleeding from the nose, having a red eye and going "what's wrong?" And then the next page going "Next issue, a new Invincible!" Flat out hilarious timing that wasn't carried over to the comic
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@spoiler4you Seriously, the Mandalorian story should not have important details happen outside the series.
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@WilliamsTroop @AwesomEmergency It's telling that this film is 2 months away and nobody has leaked it yet.
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@TheCorrinthians @simpbrielarson Laughing at Otto Octavious' name might be top worst joke in the MCU. Nobody laughed and it's so awkward
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@serbianvriska @atomic_pixies This legit reminds me how guys get so upset about female protagonists yet want the biggest most muscular guy as the protag hanging out with other men all the time...
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@LibrarianPoster None of the characters remarked "Well he just blew it". Because in this day and age, people think that something that doesn't meta comment on everything means the directors didn't get it.
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@ComicsAsh Counterpoint, it allows us to get new villains instead of repeating the same ones over and over
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@nescartridges The fact peopke took offense to this when it was a cautionary tale.
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@jtbigstepper The fact the clapping starts like a golf clap is so funny to me
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@ASongOfTheRings @zaidkola1 MCU fans have turned me into an MCU hater. They're so defensive and hyperbolic about the MCU's quality.
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@VitisSweets @RiseFallNickBck @KageKaiser Ice Age makes more sense cause the dinosaurs did it to themselves, where a meteor would be out of their control
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@LonelyGoomba I remember when this was a parody in 2004
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@civiiswar No, that was expected, THIS was sick
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@fe1iciahardy @lovethundernews Having a kid kind of is the end point of a story
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@IC_228 @MsMarvelNews @_NotShadowNinja Disney only has two modes with female characters: If they're young, they're hyper fangirls. (I'm totally a Dragon Nerd) If they're old, they're no-nonsense characters driven by a bad childhood.
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@ceydvd She was in Avengers academy, Mighty Avengers and New Avengers, the latter two being by Al Ewing.
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@Michaeljoh20 @karazorlls It's so disappointing that her original powers were made so that A) They weren't the "girly" powers to look pretty and B) so she wouldn't be Captain Marvel Jr. Like, I really don't like this power change.
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@Jiikae Though I'll be disappointed if we don't get Team South America back...
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@HillGaming2003 The way he just sits there with the gun makes me laugh the hardest
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@CruiseKookie @The_GM_is_God It's funny when the original creator didn't want Kamala to get "Pretty" powers because A) That would make her a Marvel Princess and B) she'd become Carol's sidekick. Look what Marvel Studios did.
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@SuperMessi10i @hausofriya I'm going to go out on a limb and say...zionists.
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@vegapunk_aurora Remember how he described Nazi Germany as this muscular, macho heaven that America got jealous of, and they didn't fight the Russians cause their bulky clothing hid their physiques?
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@Schaffrillas I have never loved and pitied a Mario enemy as much as these guys
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@NautTooBad @itsallgood013 @ldrinkh20 @beckahhhhhhh1 Gee, it's almost like bringing back Emperor Palpatine was a BAD idea...
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@Holhorseemperor Eternals is just shot outdoors, and that just blows MCU fans' minds.
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@Foreverheroics @gwenstacying I firmly believe they wanted her to have glowy powers so they can have Carol, Monica and Kamala do a Kamehameha together as the "Money shot" of "The Marvels" to be the Twitter Gif moments like the three swinging Spider-Men.
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@ciarcarlin *Go into a Martial Arts Film* "What the hell? Why is everyone fighting and not talking things out?"
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@scarykarri3 @neotrin1ty Aren't we living in the brand cinematic universe?
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@The_GM_is_God I think Deadpool 3 should have hyped up an MCU cameo, only Netflix Iron Fist shows up.
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@TheFirstOkiro Imagine if Finn became the Jedi, and the entire story takes a new meaning because "abused child leads other enslaved soldiers to fight back against their fascist leader". But no, we needed the fake woke girl power stuff...
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@BryantLangmuir "Nobody has ever said this in an MCU movie." "I can't be a Neighborhood Spider-Man if there is no Neighborhood....that sounded better in my head" Infinity War.
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@mwashburnart @foxville_art @charlenedraws There's a lack of patience and this desire to "Money for nothing" attitude. It is a celebration of laziness and dismissal of creativity because they don't have the patience to make their own art.
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@TheQuiver_ The fact that they resolved the Mando/Grogu reunion in Boba Fett is really baffling. Let Mando season 3 handle that, but no, they separated the two and INSTANTLY got them back together. Makes Season 2 completely redundant.
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@absicudalustic @Browntable_Ent Do you think that is supposed to be the message of the film?
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@EvanReadsComics How can you watch that movie, see how Tsu became one of the most pivotal characters of the climax, and then go, "Curtis deserves it because...I dunno, hot dog fingers"
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@Jiikae KOF came a long way from the American Sports team that only showed up for one game...
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@PJiggles_ The game looks rushed from what I've seen, but I guess hate the consumers, not the rushed product.
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@kishkybe Is it even a ship at that point or just an orgy?
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@Schaffrillas I bet you they have smugglers, Bounty Hunters, an evil empire, and Sith and Jedi
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@karazorlls "I can excuse jokes about recent tragedies, but I draw the line at someone being slapped in the face!"
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@LtlAbs @HelenaWayneBlog This is the same company that did Identity Crisis all about a rape and when the rape pages were drawn, the guys ran around the DC office shouting "THE RAPE PAGES ARE DONE!!"
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@ComicGirlAshley MARVEL ARE COWARDS FOR NOT INFLATING KAMALA!
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@witchywandas Cap's face when he gets to grow old with his loved one
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@DreadBirate @vanillaopinions It's a Simpsons level joke (the good seasons), where Homer would out of nowhere blurt something so bizarrely specific and intelligent when he is normally very dumb.
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@G_R_S__ ROBOT GIRL!!!! ROBOT GIRL HAPPENED!!!!!!!!
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@Schaffrillas * @Schaffrillas when the Gunn mocks the Mouse*
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@DynamoSuperX The problem is that Multiverse just means "visiting s different NYC"
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@FilmFatale_NYC Hell, you shouldn't even have your shoes in someone's house! You'd track mud everywhere!
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@TheSusCast @erikhges Because Marvel Studios doesn't value emotional beats and thinks people were wondering about the jet more than anything
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@dtavrn @ikarisyeun She's shown up in more projects than Sam Captain America...
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Kamala Khan's power change sucks because it means she's a comic book woman who just makes these poses now.
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@gwenstacying That's one criticism I have about the MCU, the civilians really don't exist. Like, in Infinity War when Vision and Wanda are fighting those two aliens, the entire town they are in is desolate of people. A train station with passing trains has nobody in it.
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@Foxhack @iBlewupthemoon Even better: "I'm writing down my fantasy football picks" Proceed to see sequences of football players just dropping down on the field, but everyone is disappointed that the plays are screwed up instead.
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@ShadowKnightPK Just because it's a comedy show doesn't excuse it from being a bad comedy show
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@MuffinOfPotato @nescartridges The problem is that fangirls didn't see this as a cautionary tale and more an attack for them daring to fantasize
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@BorkEternal @OneRadChee Look at her forearm and tell me it doesn't make her hand look cartoonishly large.
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@psuedofolio @tipado Doesn't that say something about gaming overall if there aren't enough black people headlining franchises that aren't M rated?
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@MOSTHATEDKENN @SThingsSpoilers Being longer doesn't mean a better story. If anything, it will either be slow or repetitive
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@ComicGirlAshley The way Norman died 3 times and got revived breaking out of an armor convey
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@LewisJo58265023 @PoorlyAgedStuff The phrase "That's gay" and "Retarded" were used so, SO frequently in the 2000's. Like, I have Spider-Man comics I can't lend to my nephew because how frequent "retard" shows up in it.
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@DiscussingFilm The fact that Nightcrawler, Bishop and Cable were already in the old cartoon, but are being called "New additions" signals to me that nobody knows about the X-Men cartoon beyond the theme song.
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@boltquel @danielw65350066 Lizard and Electro have superpowers. Vulture and Mysterio just wore suits.
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@iNZANE0ne @BrosephSZN Stop celebrating mediocrity
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@bornposting The Marvels entire advertising is just that the three characters are teaming up and nothing else
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@TheeDCstan Slight tangent, but I hate how whenever someone tries to define Miles Morales, they keep ignoring the cast they give him. Like Bombshell was introduced in his cast, and is never used. I for sure thought she would show up in the Miles Morales game, and yet...
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@ManInTrenchc0at @RawbertBeef You know, there are GOOD movies out there that are failing while fucking MORBIUS is getting a second chance... Everything Everywhere All at Once The Northman The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent just saying...
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@SavageRonin_ @drifterwayne When I saw this in theaters, after Selina said that line, some guy shouted "FUCK! FUCK!!" and walked out of the theater. Dead serious
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@onthewayjay No joke, I ran into someone on this site who hated the Twilight Zone because "You barely know the characters and then the show ends. They should have stories across episodes or hour long episodes" and I got so mad at what our media has done to people
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@Lol_itz_Adi I hate that there's more Captain Carter merch than Mantis Merch.
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@DorianOver9000 @Browntable_Ent You ever notice that dangling villain plot threads tend to just be anticlimatically handled when they pop up again? Like Crossbones? Or Count Douku?
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@mr_smileypoo @ReillyBJohnson @DanielRPK These costumes suck cause they aren't memorable at all.
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@natashaxrogers Why does young Nat look like Anime Surge?
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@brainchild129 @sonofether It's when you realize that the people who produce and make these movies don't actually watch movies themselves. They're just off snorting coke and going to orgies to ever watch a movie.
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@squirellfan @AGramuglia Reminds me of Nazi furries. They really think they wouldn't be targeted like the other groups
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@Schaffrillas * @Schaffrillas when he realizes that was Mandalorian Season 3*
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@bripatten @themostdry_ @sethclears @JordanPeele It even goes further when the main character is named OJ, a name people snort at, which wouldn't happen if OJ Simpson's trial wasn't a huge spectacle that people made a joke out of in the 90's. Something inherently tragic that was exploited for comedy.
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@SnyderVMarvel @NebsGoodTakes The movie is 2 weeks away...
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@rejthebraindead @ZeroYear97 Uuuuugh, why is Marvel so obsessed with variants of everyone now? It's becoming really annoying.
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@NandovMovies The problem here though it's only done to make Kamala a mutant and give her the MCU powers, which are infinitely worse options.
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@Browntable_Ent Hot take, they shouldn't have fixed it. What was an unintentionally funny scene is now mundane. Embrace the things people joke about if your film is crap.
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@TheNerdWASuit @Q_Review Green Book is better than the Blind Side. Because Green Book portrays the black guy as at least capable to think for himself
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@DarkWorld97 @Danny8bit Yeah, but like, have her get dropped from up high then eaten in a distant shot. Would have been funny
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@MetaReflexive It's rapidly dawning on me that the next generation of film makers will have no idea of great classic films and their inspirations will just be superhero films and loud blockbusters
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@EmberOnCulture That's untrue. The senator says "Fuck you Iron Man" in Iron Man 2
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