DJ/ Broadcaster at BBC Radio 1Xtra 4-7pm every Saturday & Mondays 9-11pm ~ my book Sian’s Kitchen; Caribbean Comfort Cooking is out 22nd August. Pre order 🥰
I wrote (another) cook book ☺️ this one is 80 recipes, published by Quarto and coming out on 22nd August. You can pre order it here 🤭 THANK YOU LOVE YOU BYE XXX
The Stormzy Scholarship is so nang, imagine if all the other rappers got involved and paid the tuition for one child each also, the concept of a free education at that level, sponsored by your favourite rapper would really be something for the yute dem to look forward too..
Elijah decided he’s moving out and going to live with his dad (summat about me not letting him watch tv). He’s been downstairs packing for about 30’mins, why have I crept to see & the suitcase is full of toys 🤣😫😭
A track called Black by someone black talking about being black has somehow become a conversation about white people. Honestly, you can’t make this shit up.
A girl come to my house bc someone I invited to my bbq brought her. This same girl went & told private business (she gathered while being in my house) to her colleagues, who came back & told a mutual friend of mine. Every morning I come on the TL & see her tweeting about God.
I’m so glad Ramz pushes through past all those dumbbbb comments. It’s like the more mean people are to him the more his blessings triple looooool shame
Just went to Elijahs school nativity play, he was one of the wise men. At the end I went over to say well done and he goes “Ye thanks but after school can I have a kebab?” 😭😭😭 he’s never had a kebab in his life im so baffled.
What I don’t understand is... WHERE IS SHE GOING!!!!!!?????!! WHERE IS THE QUEEN DRIVING TOO?! I don’t understand. The shops? Her bredrins yard? Like WHERE?!
Today feels like a good day to sayyy, our cook book Sian And’her Son is (finally) going to be available to preorder next month 🎉 we are SUPER EXCITEDDDD 🤗🤗🤗 Happy Mothers Day to the mumma’s in di wurl 🌍💚
She thanks God for seeing another day, asks God for guidance and wisdom. I’m really hoping it’s God that tells her her days will be much longer and she would be much wiser if she didn’t do vile things like that.
Okay apparently my broker was waiting till the last minute to get the best rate and has gotten this down to £1765 but I’m still throwing up everywhere because obviously they want me dead 🙃
Oi nah but serious. I’m playing Creamfields, Lovebox, Grime Originals, SXSW, Island Breakout Fest and some next unannounced tings. Inna real life. Madting mayyyne. Madting.
I’m not even gonna have the convo with her because my response to these things takes me out of victim land and into villain land. But these daily tweets to God pretending to be all graceful and holy are sendddding me 🍅🍅🍅
@kreptplaydirty
Wait till she starts doing these & the blue tac isn’t strong enough to hold it to the fridge and there’s constantly pasta on the floor 😊😊😊
Wow I was on a call with
@TazerBlack
for an hour and he goes “love islands on yknow” and I’m like “ye I know it just started” and he went silent. He went silent. For time. He didn’t wanna chat to me nomore CAUSE LOVE ISLAND IS ON. AHAHRBBTVDBSBDBHS *dear oloni*
I’m looking for a (paid) assistant for a project, specifically someone who; is interested in music; has basic design and videography skills; does not already have a full time job. If that sounds like you or someone you know, holla x
“Mum why do you wear so much make up do they even know what you look like?”
“Who’s ‘they’ Elijah?”
“The people at your work”
Over a lipliner. Jobless individual talkum bout my what my work does and doesn’t know when he hasn’t worked a day in his life kmt.
In other news I just got chirpsed(?) in Camberwell Nandos. He said “sorry miss I know you’re eating and dat so here’s my number and like if you call you call, init” and left his name and number on the table on the back of a receipt 😂 Big mumma still got it 💅🏾
I’m only 27 & I get anxiety when I think about all the things I still want to do in life & may not get the chance too. I mean serious anxiety that keeps me awake sometimes. Idk where it’s come from kmt, realistically I must have like a young ten years left in me at least 😂😭
He’s fully explaining to my mum that I told him he owns nothing but his birthday presents & his piggy bank in this here house so that’s what he’s taking 🤣🤣🤣
I told Elijah I’m coming on his school trip next week cause I don’t trust no one with him. He’s gone and told the teacher I said I don’t trust HER with him. She’s big just confronted me outside school 😂😭
Also really love my job because wow. I don’t take on many jobs anymore but you know when you see me do something.. woiii. I reallllly did that & my heart was reallt in it 🇯🇲😍
Elijah didn’t ask if he could sleep in my bed tonight.. he went in his bedroom and CLOSED THE DOOR and fell straight asleep. I’m awake, triggered. He’s outgrown me 😩😩😩
Taking over from Trevor on Saturdays is the amazing
@SianAnderson
🙌🙌 From January Sian will be bringing the biggest hits and the freshest new music to your ears on Fridays AND Saturdays from 4 – 7pm on 1Xtra ✨ 2/2
A guy came up to me during my set yesterday and goes “Amapiano”, I couldn’t hear him so he wrote it on his phone and showed me, I said “no”, and he did this. I wanted to flip the decks and dun his dance, I’m still seething.
Okkkkk it’s happened 😫 Likkle man turned big man and did the big chop. Thank you
@kobychris_hdcutz
we love it. Lij said it’s his best birthday present so far 🤣🎉❤️
#LijTurns6
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Representation is so important, I can show Elijah Glastonbury. Black ballet dancers, singers, bikers, rappers etc in abundance, as the norm as he’s growing up. Don’t take the word “Black” out of “British History”, it means something different over here.
Someone who already knew the whole Bashment / Dancehall thing probably wouldn’t have ended up having that convo with Beenie Man. A lot of people DIDNT know that, it’s a good conversation to have & share with a new audience.
Put on The Sian Anderson Show at Oval Space with nothing but myself, a promoter and my pals. Nearly 700 people pulled up. No agent believed I could do that, I believed I could tho.
Being a mum is such a palava Elijah was so naughty yesterday and I went to bed so angry & this morning he’s come in my room and said “sorry mummy, can I be a good boy today”. And now I feel like an awful human being when I DIDNT EVEN DO NUFFIN WRONG 😤
I’ve just looked at my mums Facebook page for the first time and I am absolutely shooketh to find out she’s a fiat 500 facebooker 😔🤧💔
“Just checked in at Gatwick airport xoxo”
“Quick Caribbean breakfast with my man xx”
“Staying in St Lucia not coming home!!!”
A DJ stood behind me during one of my sets in Dubai and wrote my tracklist down. Track by track - majority of the set. He’s in the back of every video of the night behind me typing away. He wasn’t even trying to hide it. It’s been days and I’m still like
Anyway Amy when a man has known you for less than a month and you tell him you love him it’s over anyway so Curtis had a lucky escape really this is quite weird
I disagree with this. It’s a talent in itself to manage an artist, and more time the artist isn’t going anywhere far without a good manager. You can have all the talent in the world but if no one knows it’s there then 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Artists get away with saying the maddest stuff about the labels they’re signed too, knowing no one from the label is gonna get online and reply, but if they actually replied and broke down what was realllllyyyy happening bts it’s actually long for the artist 💆🏾♀️