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@kreptplaydirty
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MORE EXCITING NEWS FOR Nala's Baby 🥳 1. TODAY we are going from being available in 800 Boots UK stores to now being available in OVER 1500 Boots stores🙌🏾 2. We will now be available in Boots airports✈️🎉 3. Vanilla Cloud XL bottles are finally available now in Boots and…
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I aint buying a single croissant in 2023
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Nala said hey yall🥰❤️
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Its never too late
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Nala Johnson❤️
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🐇👶🏽💝
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Ramadan Mubarak❤️
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Protect John Boyega at every single cost
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My life will never be the same again. I love you and will forever miss you. I cant believe it. I am heartbroken. Rest in peace cuz. You finally started getting the recognition you deserved. Im so proud of you. My left lung. Im devestated and broken right now 😪💔
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Chunkz is one of them guys that if u dont like, it just means that you are bad vibes
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Coronavirus conference cancelled due to coronavirus looooooooool
@Independent
The Independent
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Coronavirus conference 'cancelled due to coronavirus'
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My first fathers day tomorrow and nala cant get me anything cos she has no job :(
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My girls ❤️
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Today im celebrating life, not only 30 years of mine but also my baby girl who will be here in 4 months. I thought today is the best day to let you guys know as i celebrate my 30th. (Ps my bdays on tuesday). But im feeling truly blessed to start this new chapter in my life ❤️
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Lilly allen got offered 100,000 bitcoin for a show back in the day and said no. Today she would of been a billionaire😭
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Jail is free uno
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OverSabi 🇳🇬
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Surely there must be some sort of human rights violations going on here 🤣
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Technically we can go out at midnight because its the next day. As long as we back by 10pm?
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I literally click this app to see what everyones mad about today
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Drake said to Hus “you know we need 1 for summer” summers lit 🔥🎉
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Update: girlfriend didnt like tweet. tweeting from gulag
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My girl said its its me or the playstation. Like im going to choose something ive only started bonding with during quarantine. Anyway add my psn kreptallypd
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Boris: muslim women look like letter boxes. Uk: ................ Stormzy: there is 100% racism in the uk Uk:
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My mini me🍋
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My daughter needs to find a job asap
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I genuinely believe conservatives won solely because majority of the british citizans are just racist🤣. They will sacrifice their own livelihood so immigrants cant come here. I dont think they care about anything else.
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My daughter is due today👶🏾
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Your turn
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!
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Maddest thing is bare people actually live like this every day. Sit in their yard doing fuck all.
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Man said we
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Sis is laid
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My friend was on a zoom call and his daughter run upstairs like MUMMMMMY DADDY IS TALKING TO WHITE GIRLS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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All i can say is thankyou 😪
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I was writing my verse for G love and said “wanna put sutten in your ovaries” then couple hours later sasha told me she was pregnant. Life comes at you fast
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Absolutely broken💔
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My girl eats this slice of the bread first. Not last, first. Why u think im so nice to her she will kill me in my sleep
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🎄👶🏽❤️
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Aitch: mondeh tuesdeh wednesdeh thursdeh frideh saturdeh sundeh
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STAKK!
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“ I only trust girls on days that don’t end with a Y. “
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Nala is 1 month today 🥳❤️👶🏽
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My Last Letter To Cadet Out Tomorrow 8pm 💔😪
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Women are incredible❤️
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Baby girl❤️
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Pop smoke wtf?? A home robbery. You want to kill a man for HIS things. Fucking scummy tramp shit. RIP man thats fucked up
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Last year christmas with @Callmecadet ❤️ had to reload it. Hope u all have a good day
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Nala❤️
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Asked the cab driver if i can use the charger he said “whats your battery on” lol i cant believe this
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School needs a subject that teaches the kids credit, tax, and real estate. Cos all that pi squared stuff aint helped me once in this lifetime.
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Avengers.... assemble
@officialcharts
Official Charts
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Official Chart Update: @Stormzy and @taylorswift13 are battling for this week’s Number 1 single 🏆
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All i know is cadet would of done a freestyle in the car rapping about all the madness thats been going on 😅miss you cuzzoo❤️
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Me in the GTA ammunition gun store
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Nalas first selfie 😆
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Eid Mubarak💖💖
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2 years today. Rest in perfect peace ❤️
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Americans doing halloween vs uk👍🏾
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My best friends birthday today 🎂💖
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My people thanks for the messages Im good, ill be back in no time. God was with me trust me. Cant keep a good man down💪🏾❤️
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Marcus rashford has done something unbelievable 🙏🏾👑
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You know how weird it feels to say thats my daughter. Lol 🥰😍
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By the time we are out of this lockdown nala will have her own opinion on it
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Wow April wants to come and play with our emotions. April is never this sexy but now it wants to come and show breast
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RIP nicole and her son reign. I cannot imagine what Boga is going through right now. Sending prayers to him and her family right now. So heartbreaking💔
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Day in the life
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My girl said its its me or the playstation. Like im going to choose something ive only started bonding with during quarantine. Anyway add my psn kreptallypd
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The maddest thing is Tommy is going to come to the BLM protest expecting to see only black people. He will be confused when hes getting run down by white people too
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Bag a schweet one and dun the fuckry
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We have to laugh or we will cry
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My Last Letter To Cadet Ft Konan💔 My Most Difficult Song To Date. Rest In Peace cuz @Callmecadet i miss you 😪
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We feel like we was so public with you guys we thought we should let u guys know. But me and sash have been friends for a while now and amazing co parents to nals. Alot changed during lockdown and since having nals and we just became good friends. But we are all good etc❤️
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Happy fathers day 💖👶🏽
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What on earth is this🤣
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Grown
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When she has you like this you are finished. Done
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tickets4all
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Bomboclaat
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Same energy on your birthday please
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😁
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You see when its your time its your time. On the day cadet passed, cadet was meant to get a driver to the show, that flopped, then he missed the first uber, so the uber he died in wasnt actually the uber he was meant to get in. And he was the only person that passed in the cab
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Speaking to someone i have no intention of meeting up with in this life time: My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: link up soon
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Tommy thinks hes going to pull up on a BLM protest with his nazi mates. Bad bad bad move
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Sasha: her first word is gonna be mama Me: her first word is gonna be dada Nala: BADEKBEH
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Gave her a spliff last night🇯🇲
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Sasha makes sure Nalas ok and i make sure sashas ok. Thats our routine 👶🏽🏆
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Stormzy 😭😭😭😭
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Happy birthday to cadet the one and only❤️❤️❤️
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Only thing keeping me sane right now is all of your kind words ❤️
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Hey face ID its me i just have a facemask on but its me
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You cannot make this up i could shed a tear Gods work woow 😭🙏🏾 @NalasBaby to the world
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I hate you with all my heart. Like our “fantastic britain” isnt a part of the reason Africa have limited resources.
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Dunno if crepes and cones will survive this. Our whole shop thrives off gatherings and birthdays etc. And large groups. We been closed since march because of this. Was just hoping things would go back to normal Smh
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Aitch saying he wouldnt go on love island cos he doesnt have the bodeh is still fucking hilarious
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Personal tax Corporation tax Council tax Road tax Stamp duty VAT National insurance Tolls Congrstion charge ULEZ Parking fines Payroll tax Business rares AND THESE PUSSIOLES DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONES GOT MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.
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This generation is finished
@BBCNWT
BBC North West
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Latest: A 12-year-old girl, Ava White, has died following a stabbing incident in Liverpool city centre last night. Four boys – one aged 13, two aged 14 years and one aged 15 years, all from Toxteth have been arrested on suspicion of murder.
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Lads how do we win? What do they actually want from us?
A nigga with 0 hoes Sir,why no one else want you?
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She said take care he said take bentley
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Bro i cant do another lockdown man i dont have the mental capacity for it
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Been spending my time making a nursery for my lil princess. Getting there💝😅
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Social distancing until october??? OCTOBER??? This year literally is a write off
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Going ikea with someone is a date tbh
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My lil sis got 5 A’s 2 B’s 1 C and a merit. Very proud of her and will be spoiling her 🥳🥳
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When someone on the phone says “give “x” a kiss or a hug for me” do you guys actually do it? Cos i say yeah sure then go back to bed
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Nalas started bringing home them trash kid drawings that are meant to go on the fridge
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