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Shakey

7 years

I know it's considered bad form to crow about blocks. But @piersmorgan has just blocked me cos I called him a phone hacker. Which he is

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3 years

Why is nobody covering the lack of shortages in Northern Ireland?

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@richardaeden @mrjamesob How is calling a fascist a fascist abuse?

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4 years

My 10yos class has 32 kids 1 teacher 1 teaching assistant When can the school expect the fine?

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4 years

Gatherings of more than 30 people are illegal. Breaking the rules could cost you thousands. If you attend an illegal gathering, you could be fined £100, increasing on each offence up to £3,200.

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@richardaeden @mrjamesob Although Richard it's stopped you tweeting about Meghan

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@Anna_Soubry @Natt @RishiSunak Don't forget

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3 years

@mikeysmith Evening Mikey. One journalist has been banging on about this for years

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3 years

Dominic Cummings oversaw a campaign that committed the biggest case of election fraud in modern British history. He has never been asked a single question about his role in this. Once again, the record stands.

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7 years

It's a good job there isn't a column where @BorisJohnson mocks health and safety

Health and safety fears are making Britain a safe place for extremely stupid people

Health and safety concerns are reducing life to mindless mayhem, complains Boris Johnson.

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10 months

@paullewismoney @DarrenJLev @premierinn Yes it does. Also says at reception and on the door hanger

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2 years

@Natt He's really annoyed by it. Remember he also booked Laurence Fox, Farage, Melanie Philips, Katie Hopkins, Peter Hitchens and Julie Hartley-Brewer

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@mrjamesob She's horrid and has no place in labour Although it is quite funny

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4 months

Robbie Williams is a cunt

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4 years

@anderjohann @PublicBenjamin Think I'd be more ashamed of drinking herbal tea

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@86Dib @DrewPavlou Not be assaulted

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@devilskitchen @JonnElledge This has gone badly for you

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4 years

@jonathan_church @CeylanWrites It is not

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@RossMcCaff @MrHarryCole Imagine having to report favourable on the person who was shagging your girlfriend

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3 months

Fuck off Ferdinand you twat

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8 months

@RepublicStaff I hope he gets the same treatment as everybody else

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4 years

@silsdengary @MarcStevenPhoto @dave4wibsey Staying out of the shot

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1 year

I hope Huw Edwards sues loads of people

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2 years

@GaryLineker Probably a bad day to feel gay though

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@BellaWallerstei @mikegalsworthy So after all the things they've done you're most embarrassed by a tweet ?

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2 years

@ChristianJMay Have you ever come clean how you got the job at CityAM?

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2 years

@LoveEUToo @pritipatel Deuteronomy 27:19 “Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.”

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7 months

@sturdyAlex One of the guests said Hunt inherited a bad hand. Later on LK stated the same No mention that it was inherited from Sunak

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3 years

@twizlestik @MayorofLondon @TfL How is wearing a mask stopping you getting on with your life?

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@italobernarddo @anshelsag @vincnetas @Kalarpa He could have just watched TV

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4 years

@sturdyAlex Not at all. Here he is on a ukio video 5m 30s onwards complaining the EU was stopping him exporting eels

Mike Hookem MEP visits UK Glass Eels Gloucester

Mike Hookem MEP & UKIP Fishing Spokesman visits UK Glass Eels Gloucester and talks with Peter Wood MD of UK Glass Eels. Peter is interviewed by Ernie Warren...

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2 years

@RhonddaBryant I love Michael trying to help and making it worss

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1 year

@mikeysmith They were probably doing something else. Not everybody is on call

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6 years

@andrew_lilico @johnjs8400 In the same way I've been a professional footballer

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10 months

@Bartlebeans @paullewismoney @DarrenJLev @premierinn They do now. Either that or let reception know before noon. Premier Inn have not cleaned rooms daily since covid

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@mrjamesob Can't wait for nothing to happen

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@Jones66K @KemiBadenoch She won't tell the truth though

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3 years

@Coldwar_Steve Have you made Grime's forhead smaller?

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@AreliusMarco @OtherHeavens @elonmusk Parody rugby

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@MartinSLewis Might be easier to report any that don't (I can't remember the last one that didn't)

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3 years

Worth staying until the end. Dan Hodges is a fraud

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Susie Boniface (Mirror) and Dan Hodges (Daily Mail) literally LAUGHING at the idea of making everyone's vote count equally... UNTIL we reach the question Dan can't answer. 😅 With: @ayeshahazarika @DPJHodges @fleetstreetfox

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@pacebm1972 @MOMOTNB @RichardBSpencer @wesearchr it's OK to hit a nazi. My grandparents did a lot of it

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2 years

@JMPSimor @HertfordLibDem Shipman just doesn't seem to like foreigners

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@Redpeter99 Is principles a bad thing now ?

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1 year

@implausibleblog He really wanted to say he's white

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4 years

@krishgm Why does she get away with it? It should have been her saying this today. She has the power. Shouldn't have been left to the weatherman

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3 years

The quality of Martin Lewis compared to Jane Moore shows why thus country is screwed #Raworth #marr #sundaymorning

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1 year

@peterjukes @BylineTimes @jimwaterson The guardian have now got it passed the lawyers... Wootton in screwed

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4 years

@amateuradam @PaulbernalUK Jesus. My parents haven't left the house for weeks because they are over 70. Hancock is a clown

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4 years

@Otto_English It's been won already

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4 years

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?

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@the_tpa Who funds you?

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4 years

@leader_music @EssexCanning Loads. You don't know them though, they go to another school

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3 years

@Bowser914 @therimaahmed

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2 years

@Otto_English It's worse

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4 years

@mrjamesob @KathyBurke Think that's an idea for a new pod. People just talking about how awesome Kathy is

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1 year

@RhonddaBryant @Bren4Bassetlaw Where I work we have strict social media guidelines and I could potentially lose my job for something like that

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3 years

@BritishAlba @tomhunt1988 @GavinWilliamson @educationgovuk Shocked that you're at the top of another thread @TrollZoo

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@dunstablian Yes they could. Pubs were open then

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@MJColeman69 @IanDunt He's made it up

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8 years

Has Louise Mensch defended Eric Bristow yet?

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2 years

@IsThatYou29 @MartinSLewis They've become millionaires off the back of this

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3 years

@dannywallace @LozzaFox Or his marriage

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@Otto_English Old Street could become Lived Experience Street

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@sturdyAlex Maybe people just voted with their conscience?

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3 years

@AmbazoniaRepubl @manatrue @metpoliceuk You're right but that time limit is 3 years

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2 years

@PaulHay42698756 @ByDonkeys Is it more or less dangerous than rain?

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1 year

@Gem_bem31 @_NatashaDevon Because it's a standard form. Unless you think they should pay to create and manage 2 different forms when one would do

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@razor5edge @btsportfootball Balls in open play. He can take aa long as likes

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3 years

@AlanUrdaibay @JessicaFKeyes They would. The law has changed with regard to residential property But they'd probably take a week to respond and you'd get a couple of PCSOs

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8 years

Nice to see the £ is down again. Still we can deport the nice North African Dr who performed a c-section on my wife so it's not all bad

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2 years

@faisalislam You're better than this

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4 years

@Coldwar_Steve This is spot on. Should be its own work

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2 years

@Alan_Measles Not too late to join this list

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10 months

@matthewsyed @JamesGreenInUK Nobody us going to read your book. Make an argument here

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1 year

@itsLightswitch @_NatashaDevon Or we've used a standard form because it saves money

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3 years

@MrJonNewton @Haggis_UK 3.5) I accidentally intervened but only for 10 minutes

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3 years

@IanLabour @BBCSimonJack The BBCs failure to mention brexit is only matchesld by the Labour Party

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3 years

@UtdSamm @PoliticsForAlI Agree. People may have wasted beer and used plastic bottles

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2 years

Trevor Philips letting Brandon Lewis lying about train drivers striking again #ridge

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2 years

@dan0rchard @GoodwinMJ Yes. What with May having the 2nd best

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3 years

@kevin_j_foster @LukePollard @pritipatel They're being bombed and shot at Kevin

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5 years

Fair play. Voted Green on their advice

RemainVoter.com

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@TheGreenParty @LibDems We should be cheering this from the rooftops. This seat was 100% Brexit - Ukip & Tory. #RemainVoter #EUelection2019

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@Blobby1870 @WilHodgson

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@Otto_English I think the thing is he was actually trying to do good, his daughter on the other band...

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5 years

So Danny Baker

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4 years

@LizTray @JimMFelton By bike my commute is over 2 hours each way, that is without stopping. Not possible

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3 years

@hocwatch @darrenmccaffrey

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8 years

Who could see this coming?

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Current Cornwall EU funding: £60 million a year. Government offer: £18M over 3 years (£6M a year). via @biz_cornwall

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@Merry_Rissa @garyjhedley @BBCPolitics Most energy costs aren't on heating, Gary doesn't know what he's talking about

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@Mick_Lindores @DavidLammy I thought that when I first saw it. Then realised what they were doing

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@_NatashaDevon Is her follow up tweet worse? Wanting to take a photo of children for social media? They were probably messaging mates about meeting later

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@AndrewMarr9 @PaulbernalUK I wonder if Andrew knows any journalists who could look into it

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@PaulbernalUK @allisonpearson No I think it is really Allison Pearson

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@qikipedia

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@cllr_antoniou You are you stupid racist

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7 years

@ThePoke @PublicBenjamin Let's just pretend it is

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4 years

@PaulbernalUK Harry Cole is the main problem. Most people wouldn't have seen it but him raising it at the press conference after it was explained to him it was a lie. Absolute charlatan

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@BNHWalker @CarolineSmileey As much as I detest Johnson not sure what he was supposed to do about Andrew being a nonce

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