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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

8 months

A collection of absolutely unhinged ads I’ve been getting since Elongated Muskrat took over:

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

8 months

You should not get special treatment with holiday scheduling just because you have kids & your childless coworkers are not obligated to work holidays for you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Prez

@HonestLeYo

9 months

What’s that one opinion you have on parenting…

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2 years

@LandonHobbs4 @schulte_ss Oh yeah don’t lift more than 10lbs but here’s your 8lb baby and a 10lb car seat. Also don’t drive but take your baby to doctors appointments 🙄

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

Bruh if you’re picking up a one time dose of 1g azithromycin, please don’t flirt with the staff at the pickup window.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@ProfChrisMJones Spite is exactly how I got my PharmD. When I was a kid, my dad told me I would never amount to anything, never go to college, and would end up living in a cardboard box on the side of the road. #aboutthat

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

2 months

As a pharmacist, have you ever read something so dumb it makes you squint? So confident, yet so wrong 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@theheatherhogan Something similar happened to me when I was a retail pharmacist, except it was a bottle of high potency omega-3s. Thankfully my injuries were only super fish oil.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@ncrawfordmd Of course it doesn’t affect fertility. Or else I would have needed my husbands permission to get it.

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3 years

@lindawgtwitch You’re a woman so it must be ✨anxiety✨

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@nypost Zyrtec, Allegra, Claritin, artificial sugar packets and dog treats are not ingredients for meth. If you’re going to lie, at least know what you’re lying about 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@Rach_Danielle_ @beesquared0912

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5 months

Why do the “prolife” people keep whining about “innocent babies” as if original sin isn’t a thing? If babies were truly “innocent” wouldn’t baptism be unnecessary?

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@MargeWill @powerhour If I learned anything from working in retail pharmacy, people will NOT read a sign. No matter how big/bright/bold font.

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@SarasCrazyLife

9 months

People are mad over phenylephrine being sold when it does virtually nothing, just wait until they find out about Docusate 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

After an iffy NST & preeclampsia at 36w+5d last week followed by a 36 hour labor induction, magnesium toxicity, 5 hours of hard pushing, and an emergent c-section; my son Jensen was born on the 8th at exactly 37 weeks. After 6 days of severe hypertension, we went home today.

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@SarasCrazyLife

7 months

Fractures of 4 ribs treated with: -Tylenol 650mg q6h prn -Vitamin C 500mg BID (yes it was listed for “adjunctive pain management”) -Capsaicin 0.025% cream BID -Gabapentin 100mg TID -Lidocaine 4% patch 2 patches QD I can’t with how some Drs really just hate their patients.

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@ann_mcnitt I haven’t had a man tell me “you’d be prettier if you smiled” in 3 years. That alone is worth it 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@MamaDoctorJones I have a vaccine to a NICU nurse who started crying because she “was forced to get the vaccine” and didn’t want it. A NICU nurse. I almost had to borrow the meat department’s walk-in fridge for a few minutes or I was gonna say some bad words

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@Alex_Lily This dink has also killed a rat. I hadn’t even taken my adderall yet and we pull him out of the bushes with a rat in his mouth 😑

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 months

NAUSEA/VOMITING IS NOT AN ALLERGY! DIARRHEA IS NOT AN ALLERGY! THOSE ARE KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS!

Amir, PharmD

@TheAmirImani

5 months

🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠 An👏 inaccurate 👏 penicillin 👏 allergy 👏 is 👏 harmful 👏 to 👏 have 👏 on 👏 your 👏 file 👏 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@iggigg @CameronIshee I’m all for bullying hate and willful ignorance back under the rock it slithered from

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2 years

@astralfvck

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3 years

@MamaDoctorJones I know it doesn’t cause infertility because I didn’t need my husbands permission to get it

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

Went to Walgreens for back pain stuff for hubs and what in the name of hepatotoxic fresh fuckery is this?

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@SarasCrazyLife

11 months

The pharmacist in me is so mad right now. If a drug is going to be trending on Twitter at least spell it right. It’s trazodone, not trazadone guys 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

The gods saw fit to bless me with a miracle today, IYKYK 🥲

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

8 months

And I say that as someone who: -works in healthcare, it’s a 24/7 job -used to be the one to “swap shifts” with parent coworkers on every holiday to be nice for years & they have picked up 0 shifts total for me because “can’t, I have kids” -is also a mom & someone’s kid too

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 years

@SZG220 @LuanneChambers @DrJenGunter Ditto, she goes to work every day and provides the best care for her patients while probably getting death threats on the regular. That’s a hero to me.

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 months

@HilldurG You realize you’re trying to argue medication safety with someone who has an entire doctorate degree in pharmacology right?

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@_Bukss @WordsOnIce

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@IllCaesarer @herosnvrdie69 Any idiot can yell “police”, plain clothes & no badge? You’re not a cop & that’s the response you’re getting. Like I’m going to believe you just because you say you’re somebody 😂

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

6 months

@DoomScroling @leesie7172015 Reported to law enforcement by her own healthcare team 🤦🏻‍♀️ And we wonder why patients don’t trust us.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@NatalieZed I very much hope Inky has siblings name Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde 😂

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

2 months

My husband picked up a cake for me to bring in for my last night at this terrible job. He knocked it out of the park 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@michelletweeets @RUDYxXCII Oh noes! Someone deleted their account because they couldn’t take the heat 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@BPlease007 @LandonHobbs4 @schulte_ss You’re going to be up a lot at night, so nap during the day! 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@Lizz Love seeing other people choose chaos

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@adhdjesse “Show every step” in math class was the bane of my existence

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@TheBlondeRN Cucumbers don’t show up well on CT scans because they’re roughly the same water density as us. But their seeds do. If you ever need to find a cucumber, look for the rings of seeds.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

Dear non-pharmacy people: Pharmacy staff do not stock the grocery store shelves. I have no idea where things are, please stop asking me & getting mad when I don’t know.

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 months

@ChrisLXXXVI @AbortionChat @JaneCaro Women are people 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I had amazing techs at a new store today and it made my whole shift. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: good techs are worth their weight in gold & make your job easier. Treat👏them👏like👏it👏

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

@rustyisacowboy @BenCHamlin @jefdwilson @daveanthony What’s “retirement savings”? Asking as a millennial

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@DGlaucomflecken Fill generic albuterol inhaler, rejects because insurance wants brand Ventolin. Fill brand Ventolin, rejects because brand requires a PA.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

I’ve only used “Dr” when I’m trying to get hotel/flight/car rental upgrades, otherwise it’s “I’m a pharmacist” 😂 Can’t all us healthcare providers just get along for 5 minutes?

Amy Faith Ho, MD MPH

@amyfaithho

1 year

How do you tell a medical doctor? Real doctors: *reluctant to state they are doctors in public/social forums* Non-MD/DOs: *take every opportunity to say they are a doctor…* (chiropractors, naturopaths, pharmacists, apothecaries, charlatans…)

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 months

GUYS! I got to hand in my 2 weeks notice after officially accepting an offer for a part time hospital job today! 🥳

Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 months

How I feel walking into work tonight knowing full well I’m about to sweep the leg from under this house of cards. They have no idea they’re about to enter the find out phase.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

Now that I’ve been a retail pharmacist for a few months, I’ve noticed something that I need to ask: We really don’t hold people accountable for anything they’re responsible for huh? Like ever. No wonder why patients don’t respect us.

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@Maladroithe

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

She apparently needs to be reminded of Tex. Occ. Code § 551.006: Notwithstanding any other law, a pharmacist has the exclusive authority to determine whether or not to dispense a drug.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

7 months

The moral bankruptcy it takes to post this is staggering.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

The new @CVSHealth formulary is going to fuck over us retail pharmacists. The highlights 🧵 Need PA: all opiates (except norco/Percocet), all HIV drugs, Hep C drugs, PAH drugs, all ADHD drugs (except strattera), all non-benzo hypnotics, all triptans, all narcolepsy drugs

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

8 months

@Lr_828 Uhhh I also have a kid dude. And “pay your retirement”? 😂 Like social security isn’t going to be insolvent long before I hit retirement age 🤣

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

@kcmohopper @nursekateeRN I’ve taken to yelling SIX FEET at people that get too close to me in public. Surprisingly effective.

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@brrendaaac Yet when people do ask for pain meds they’re “drug seeking” 🙄 I hate it here

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@notcapnamerica They complain how everything is being “forced down their throats” and they just want to be left alone then go insert themselves into other peoples lives and business to be nasty. What hypocrites 🙄

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@piper4missouri They always seem to know the 2nd amendment word for word, but never any others 🙄

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

Got my new face mask from Etsy! I thought pharmacy labels were very appropriate. 😂

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

Instead of tweeting a non-controversial pet peeve, I’m choosing violence today: I had pitocin, an epidural & c-section. My baby got eye ointment, vitamin K & Hep B vaccine at birth. We nurse, pump/bottle feed, and supplement formula. He’s a happy & healthy 12lbs. Fight me.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I love being a retail pharmacist because pharmacy is such a noble and respected profession...

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

Lipitor

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@SarasCrazyLife

10 months

@thetimeisnowTB Don’t forget that each person living there has to apply and qualify individually or everyone gets rejected!

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

Question: if you found out you job posted an entry level pharmacist job only on LinkedIn that had better, more flexible hours, perks you don’t get & their starting pay is the same yours just got bumped to; would you apply just to see what your boss says?

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@DrWomanhattan And if you appear to be a woman, you’ll be told you just have anxiety

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

It happened AGAIN! -Enter order for budesonide -ins reject: requires brand Pulmicort -enters order for brand Pulmicort -ins reject: brand requires PA

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

@R3volutionDaddy “I don’t care about the TRO”? What the actual fuck? So much for law and order.

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 months

This one isn’t one of ours. However, it is an excellent example why pharmacy schools need to raise their admittance standards again.

Accidental PharmD

@RipDaJUULz

5 months

@DrSuneelDhand I’m a pharmacist & would like to know what proof exists these “vaccines” offer real protection from a disease & at a lower risk than said disease? I DO know how much 💉are pushed by retail pharmacy I know the quota stores have to make That’s why I got out…

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@SarasCrazyLife

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@ChrisLXXXVI @AbortionChat @JaneCaro 12 year old girls can, they aren’t women. I have a 1yr old son, Im a person. Just like I was still a person when I was pregnant with him. Dude is also gender neutral, my dude

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

So far today I have -cooked a real meal -took the baby to Home Depot to get plants for the garden -returned a scheduling call for pelvic floor PT -had a therapy appointment where we found my PPD scale went from 20 to 11 in 10 days. Wellbutrin is a helluva drug

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@SarasCrazyLife

4 years

@IwriteOK I though all the bootlickers were against the destruction of property? They certainly seem to be cheering for it now in these replies...

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

I experienced a miracle today in the pharmacy: I had a (former) neurologist willingly call me to apologize for being rude during our earlier call and for arguing with me over the DEA schedule of lyrica. I will ride this high until I die!

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 years

@Minderella71 @jfitch0715 @handbasket @forestmconner @fastfreddie94 @DrJenGunter Or the ability to understand half the medical terminology involved in that answer.

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

8 months

When we complained about the workload during the Covid vax rollout so many people were all “if you don’t like your job then quit. A lot of us did. Now those same people are all *surprised Pikachu face* & “what do you mean they’re closed because there’s no pharmacist?!”

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

Me knowing I accepted a night shift mail order pharmacist job and this is my last 2 weeks in retail…

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@TNCathRN @TakeThatNurses I’ve also seen “well who holds it for you at home? Or do you sit down to pee?” work wonders. No insecure cis man wants to be known as the one who sits down to pee for some reason 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sara with a PharmD

@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

For the love of god people need to stop listing common side effects of drug as allergies. And LTC Drs need to at least glance at the chart before Rxing🤦🏻‍♀️ Pt had their pain meds delayed an extra 20 min because Dr Rx’d a narcotic they were “allergic” to. The reaction? Constipation

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@saddboykilla @itsmegangage Too bad you didn’t with your opinion, yet here we are.

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

There’s a special place in pharmacy hell for pharmacists that hold up an order by bouncing it back to order entry solely for a spelling correction. If you do this instead of just fixing it, I hope both sides of your pillow are always warm.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I’m so sick of 2 types of phone calls in the pharmacy: -did my doctor send in my prescription? -is my prescription ready? We have an automated phone line, a website, an app, and mobile alerts that can tell you. You DONT need to speak to staff for that.

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@SarasCrazyLife

1 year

@edwardnelson4tn @ChelseaWooff Right into a wood chipper, so at least they’ll finally be useful as compost.

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

Cried on the clock today instead of in the car on the way home. If they’re going to cause me this much mental anguish daily, they can pay me for it.

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@SarasCrazyLife

9 months

Pharmacists have entered the chat 😂

Stephanie K. Kim

@stephaniekkim

9 months

Is there any other profession other than an academic that’s just expected to freely give their intellect on demand? Just now I was asked to give a journal a manuscript review, a professional org my managerial labor, and a journalist a media-ready quote—without any quid pro quo.

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1 year

The other night I napped for a few hours and left my husband unsupervised. He put eyebrows on the baby, said nothing and waited for me to notice. These boys are going to be terrible for my blood pressure 😅

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

I’m tired of doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I’m a LICENSED PHARMACIST!

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@SarasCrazyLife

9 months

So I did the math: I was hooked up to the mag sulfate drip for approximately 89 hours and received ~182 GRAMS of mag. No wonder why I was toxic and struggling to breathe 😳

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

Scrolling through the dumpster fire of CVS tweets and realized how much we’re set up to fail in retail. “Why are you filling Rxs? I want my shot!” Vs. “Why are you giving shots? I want my meds!” We cannot win ever.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I’ve started doing this thing when patients pick up suboxone. I ask them how it’s working for them and tell them they’re doing great sticking with it because it’s a really hard habit to kick. People seem so floored by a modicum of human kindness, we need to do better.

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@DrMarinaHarris For my ADHD, have I tried: Journaling? Setting a schedule & sticking to it? Keeping a consistent sleep schedule? Eating healthy & exercise? Just do your homework before anything else? Try harder to focus? Reward chart? Turns out I needed adderall.

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7 months

Gee, I WONDER WHY THEY ENDED UP WITH ATELECTASIS AND HAP AND AHRF!

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

Now that I’m a licensed pharmacist in Oregon, I will never refuse to dispense your birth control, plan b, misoprostol, syringes, or narcan for “moral reasons”. And I will rake my coworkers over the coals if they try that nonsense while I’m on shift. #harmreduction

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

At my drs appointment, she said “your answers to the depression screening questions were a little concerning…” Me: I’m a retail pharmacist in a pandemic? Dr: ok, fair enough.

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3 years

@iridescentsung @itsmegangage @spookydice It’s a system where if you’re rich, things are cheaper(low interest) but if you’re poor it’s way more expensive (high interest). You need money to build it and you always need to be in some kind of debt

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@socialistdogmom Poor little ween! Our gang is keeping you all in our thoughts!

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

I swear pharmacies need a receptionist or central call center so we don’t have to waste time with all the “is my prescription ready yet?”, “did my doctor send it in?”, “I need a refill & can’t be bothered to find the bottle” calls. I could get so much more done in a day.

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

Had a fake escript for ivermectin today. I hate it here. Thanos was right.

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@SarasCrazyLife

3 years

@bustersnuggs @itsmegangage Thanks, it’s the “spending the first 30 years of your life in poverty”

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@SarasCrazyLife

2 years

@DarthLux Never used Airbnb, always hotels. Cheaper & safer than some randos 4th house, plus I don’t have a chore list. Win-win.

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3 years

@dianaaso_ The number of men in these replies that have no idea how plan b or a woman’s body work is STAGGERING 😬 yikes

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3 months

@AUTHENTI_XX “Save women’s sports” yeah, ok 😂 “I am not an identity!” *proceeds to make it their entire identity* “I cannot be erased!” *continues to whine about erasure* No wonder no one takes you seriously.

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@SarasCrazyLife

5 years

@JFr4ser @Minderella71 @jfitch0715 @handbasket @forestmconner @fastfreddie94 @DrJenGunter Or I could explain in graphic detail the finer points of GI bleeds. There’s something you can’t unsmell.

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