Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone) @RepJackKimble Twitter profile

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

2 years

With great appreciation to @JonButter2 , the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

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2 years

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

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2 years

This morning, I wanted to extend my most devout prayers and deepest thoughts to the victims of the bear maulings at Heritage Village Retirement Community and their friends and loved ones. This was a terrible and senseless tragedy that could not have been avoided.

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2 years

One thing to think about, if we criminalize taking bears into retirement homes, then only criminals will be able to take bears into retirement homes.

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

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2 years

Predictably, my opponent has tried to bring politics into this time of grieving demanding that we no longer permit live bears to be part of pet days at retirement homes and calling for other radical measures to address a few tragic but isolated incidents.

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2 years

With the exception of the truly unfortunate events of 2014, over the past decade we have never had more than 8 maulings in a single year. Our country is 250 years old and never has it found it necessary to ban bears from retirement homes.

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2 years

That’s because our founding fathers knew about a little something called freedom. Yes, every retirement home should have guards with tranquilizer guns and of course they should have drills so residents can protect themselves from runaway bears.

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2 years

We need to look at why these bear attacks keep happening. I hate to say it, but we need to look at ourselves as a society. Why do so many bears seen mmm more violent today? Is it a sign of mental illness or a lack of Christian values in their upbringing.

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2 years

At the same time we can’t allow a small number of isolated bear attacks to take away our freedom. This is not the time for radical liberal solutions that won’t even stop a determined kodiak or grizzly.

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2 years

Now is not the time for doing something about bear attacks. It is time for coming together with thoughts, prayers, and platitudes because I do know one thing, I represent the greatest, most God-fearing district in this whole country.

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2 years

Thanks so much for the kind responses, they have overwhelmed me. Unfortunately, I just can’t keep up. I will try and come back and read them all when I have time.

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6 months

Susan Collins says she believes that Maine shooter Robert Card has learned his lesson and there is no reason to continue the manhunt.

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9 months

Go woke and go broke. The Sound of Freedom did 1.7 billion it’s opening weekend.

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9 months

‘BARBIE’ is tracking to open with $300M-$320M globally. Read our review:

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2 years

@WDavidD334 The only think that can stop a bad bear on a rampage of hate is a good bear on a rampage of love

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1 year

For people that doubted that our education system was struggling as much as I said, see for yourself. A whopping 25% of American students in the bottom quartile on standardized tests

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6 years

Melania's trip to Egypt seems to be going will

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2 years

What made MASH so great was that it was funny and everybody could enjoy it. They never had to be woke or political like today’s shows do.

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4 months

If the President is immune from prosecution for any crimes he commits, wouldn't Joe Biden just be able to imprison Donald Trump without a trial, since he couldn't be held liable for false imprisonment?

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3 months

The 49ers can still win this game if Mike Pence does the right thing #SuperBowl

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4 years

Calm down people. The President is only ordering American troops to attack American citizens. It’s not like he’s asking us to wear face masks or anything.

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9 months

@benryanwriter Think you misspelled bajillion

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4 months

Even though the case was filed by 6 Republicans, and the Colorado Supreme Court cited a previous ruling by Justice Gorsuch, this lawsuit clearly shows the desperation of the democrats

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1 year

It's fun watching people who supported a coup and agreed the Constitution should be thrown out because they lost an election clutch their pearls over somebody not standing for the national anthem because that is definitely the most disrespectful thing you can do to our country

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2 months

The Conception Act is fine I guess, but it doesn't get to the real problem. Life doesn't begin at conception but at ejaculation. Things that aren't alive don't swim. I will write legislation to not only preserve the lives of all embryos but also to make masturbation a felony

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2 months

You can make a difference for only a few cents a day #GOPResponse

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7 years

It's amazing to see Americans of so many races and colors at the #inauguration . White, egg shell, pearl, alabaster, taupe, ivory, chalk.

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The liberals are deliberately not buying $DJT and it's costing people like me big money. If you are refusing to buy this stock just because you don't like Donald Trump, you can expect to be hearing from my lawyers very soon.

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2 years

I'm not anti-49er, I like Steve Young. I'm just saying before you claim the #Packers lost, do your own research. Brett Favre who helped invent the game of football doesn't think the 49ers won it. That should give you pause right there.

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4 months

I'm not going to believe anybody is on the Epstein list until Aaron Rodgers tells me he is. It's the same way I decide what medical treatments to take.

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3 years

I find it very suspicious that the virus now all of a sudden seems to be targeting people who didn't get that ridiculous vaccine. Has anybody else noticed this? Hmm, why is the virus only targeting those who stand up to government vaccination all of a sudden?

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4 months

Until we start remembering him, we will never heal this country.

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5 years

@jess_mc Will free states be required to return the woman to Georgia authorities if she makes it to the north?

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4 years

I love David Brooks as much as anybody, but when Millenials are in the ER without appropriate gear to try and save Boomer lives, maybe it's not the best time to rip them a new one about being coddled?

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1 year

Kyle Rittenhouse was found Not Guilty in a court of law. Sorry liberals, but he’s no more a murderer than OJ Simpson, Al Capone, or Casey Anthony. He should be treated with the same respect and kindness they are.

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10 months

If I am elected President in 2024, one of my first priorities will be ending the 3rd amendment. Our soldiers are heroes and they should be allowed to quarter in our homes if the need arises.

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9 months

@ethanjsacks Box Office Mojo has a well-known left wowing bias

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9 months

@GhostofGladysK People are so inspired by the movie that they leave early to fight trafficking. That’s why the theatres seem empty

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1 year

Nearly 25% of American students are in the bottom quartile in reading and the numbers are just as bad in math on standardized tests. What is the Biden administration doing about this crisis?

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2 months

@leftcoastbabe @erupton In fairness, we have no proof they love them

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11 months

Wow! How much did it cost to paint this building for pride month? How much will it cost to paint it back to white in July? This is why taxpayers hate us.

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11 months

Period. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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I need my #MAGA friends to help me. George Stephanapolous libeled President Trump by saying he was guilty of rape when he was only guilty of sexual assault. Please use the hashtag #TrumpGuiltyofSexualAssault to remind everyone he’s not a rapist and we won’t stand for libel.

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6 years

@craigrabe @thedavidcrosby I too was disgusted by Mr. Crosby’s politics and I’ve been a fan going back to his White Christmas days

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8 months

It's amazing to think that Beetlejuice: The Musical has higher standards than our Congress

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7 years

We will never forget #BowlingGreenMassacre

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11 months

I have been asked by Kevin McCarthy to join a commission looking into potential cuts to social security and Medicare. I don't think retirees need as much money as they used to thanks to the gig economy and organ harvesting.

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6 months

This makes me sick. You know President Trump would never be caught dead repaying a loan

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6 months

-Pay to the order of Joseph R. Biden -Two hundred thousand and 00/100 dollars -“Loan repayment”

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1 year

A friend of mine's child got a 2700 on the SAT, 6.4 GPA, and made the All-State teams in 7 different sports and she couldn't even get into a junior college because she's white. I swear this really happened.

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1 year

Now that Twitter has gotten rid of our blue checks, what’s to stop some deranged loser from just calling himself Congressman and pretending to be a representative? How would people know?

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9 years

In America, we don't win anymore. Our jobs go overseas in droves because we can't beat off shore companies. I will beat off

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5 years

Excellent news!! I have managed to talk a member of the Denmarkian royal family to sell Greenland. The problem is they want $12,000,000 in ITunes Gift Cards and ITunes will only let me buy them $100 at a time

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1 year

@fred95137787 We were like that once

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2 years

@parallaxer That is such a ridiculously simplistic solution. A beaver can mail somebody just as easy as a bear can

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2 years

@silverhillgold You can’t compare us to other countries like that

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9 months

So Twitter is rebranding as X. Isn’t that the symbol you click on to close a program?

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2 months

For those wanting to #BoycottDoritos , that makes as much sense as boycotting Cherry Pepsi and not regular Pepsi. If you’ll want to boycott the company that owns Doritos, this should help. Good luck with that.

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1 year

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. If you did they’d make it all woke. They’d probably have to make the sheriff black

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7 years

Ted Nugent and Donald Trump? If you dodged the same draft does that make you old army buddies?

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4 months

@guelphgirlchris Your

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7 months

Please this year inspect your children’s Halloween candy. Their are some sick individuals who would want nothing more than to slip a lipstick or nail polish into your unsuspecting child’s Halloween candy in the hopes of corrupting them into drag.

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

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5 years

@JacobAWohl Thank you for live tweeting your downfall. It's appreciated.

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8 months

Has anybody else noticed we didn't have all these ankle injuries before the COVID vaccine? Now, all of a sudden young healthy athletes are spraining and breaking their ankle. I'm not buying it.

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7 years

I'll tell you one thing, Mayor McCheese would never have let this happen

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7 years

Less than 24 hours until our nuclear code is changed to "Password"

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

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3 years

@joshtpm What if we named losing an election and refusing to concede Trumping? "Hey do you think he'll concede with dignity or do you think he'll Trump it?" It's got a ring to it.

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11 months

Wow, I always thought Tom Morello was cool but when did he get so liberal. Some of them who work forces are the same who wear crosses was such a great reminder than a lot of first responders were Christian. What happened?

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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre Malone)

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5 months

We don't know what he did, but we know that Biden did something. It shouldn't be up to us to prove that he's guilty, it should be up to prove that he's innocent. What do you call a system where the good people have to prove that the criminals committed crimes? I call it communism

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4 months

I can’t believe I got Kenny Loggins trending. Actually that’s kind of cool. I do like his music quite a bit

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8 months

Democrats are trying to pass a bill to make it illegal to bury President Trump at Arlington. I would think he would want to be buried at Bedminster after the classy job they did with Ivanka.

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4 months

Keep him near in your heart. Know whatever you do, he’s there by your side. For once in your life, here's your miracle.

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11 months

Is it possible that DeSantis is actually yet another AI app? It would explain his almost life-like interpersonal skills

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Maybe the worse retail politician ever. Just brutal to watch

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8 years

I never said you could call me Ishmael. Total lie. We've got top people on the Pequot. Whales are no problem #TrumpBookReport

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1 year

Very depressed to see that Democrats got such a high percentage of Generation Z voters when such a high percentage of them were fathered by Herschel Walker

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4 years

@Stonekettle It’s for his carabiner queen so their hearts can beat as one. No more love on the run.

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10 months

The Bible teaches us so much about the United States.

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7 months

The public school system is being strangled by teachers unions. That's why non-union states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Oklahoma are such great education states #GOPDebate

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9 months

@OliverChinski @benryanwriter Your

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3 years

Has anybody ever tried using the COVID vaccine to deworm livestock? The transitive property says it should work, right?

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2 years

I’m really getting sick of lefties saying that life begins when a sperm fertilizes an egg. What about all the poor sperm who are killed before they’re given a chance to fertilize? Until we get serious and start charging masturbators with genocide, things will not change.

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4 years

I see that Axios reported Joe Biden has answered half as many questions from the press as Donald Trump. I know this for a fact because so many of President Trump's answers are followed up with the questions, "Are you serious?" or "You're really saying that?"

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1 year

I was volunteering at a homeless shelter as I do this time of year. I saw a lot of human suffering, but as I served up the slumgullion, they all said the same thing to me. Please sir, investigate Hunter Biden’s laptop

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump Americans need to pull their weight and rake harder to get this cold weather under control

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10 months

Some of those who burn crosses are also girl bosses

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7 months

People saying we don't have enough evidence to impeach Biden need to wake up and realize that hearsay, innuendo, rumor, and suspicions are types of evidence.

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2 months

Contrary to left wing, propaganda Alexander Smirnov is not our only witness against the Biden administration. We have been in touch with a patriotic Ukrainian named Pladimir Vutin who has evidence that make Burisma look very minor by comparison.

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7 years

If I were Trump, I'd send Schwarzenegger to meet with the Australian PM personally. He's a national hero in his home country.

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3 years

@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader Well, hopefully, that $600 check will help him get by. With the pandemic, there are a lot of service jobs that are unfilled now. Maybe get in on the ground floor and pull himself up by his bootstraps.

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2 years

I made a comment earlier today about M*A*S*H not needing to be woke or political. I have since been corrected. Many have asked if I even watched the show because it was the most political show of its time. Yes I loved the humor in M*A*S*H, but somehow I missed the politics.

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8 years

Today is Ayn Rand's birthday so I just picked up a birthday cake for myself

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3 months

Brett Favre on Taylor Swift: "She's obviously using Travis Kelce for publicity. It's a money grab that's not going to end well.” I am so glad Favre called this out. I can't think of anything worse anybody else has ever done for money

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump Thank you Mr. President. I remember that horrible Thanksgiving 2016 when gas was $2.15 a gallon nationwide and by the next year you had gotten it down to....$2.57. Okay, this was a minor glitch, but this year it's...$2.62. Oh no! The liberals have gotten to AAA now.

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3 months

This is so true. What has Taylor actually accomplished compared to Lauren Boebert. They're close enough in age that they could have gone to high school together if Boebert had gone to high school.

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To those who might say, "The Right need its own Taylor Swift for young women to look up to!" I answer we already have that. Her name is Lauren Boebert

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4 months

If you’re going to make fun of me for posting a picture of Kenny Loggins, maybe you shouldn’t call him Barry Gibb. It was the 1970s, even Al Pacino looked that way. There were only so many looks for white guys

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5 months

Expelling George Santos is a big mistake. It sets a precedent that any of us can be expelled if we commit enough crimes.

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9 years

#FreeKimDavis She's like Rosa Parks if Rosa Parks was a bus driver who wouldn't let white people get on her bus and she crashed 3 busses

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1 year

@JarahMacfarlane I sincerely doubt that. They’re standardized

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4 months

@goodvibes005 He’s the one who can get us over the top

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4 years

Anytime I see Bret Michaels trending, I always worry it's because President Trump has appointed him acting Secretary of State or something

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7 years

@GovMikeHuckabee Isn't that the movie where a transsexual is killed by bigots? How interesting that you find it a laughing matter.

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2 years

Democrat governors have to stop this shameful practice

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4 months

People are so quick to attack Lauren Boebert for punching her ex-husband. For all we know, she could have been stopping him from exposing himself to another bunch of high schoolers.

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8 months

@KevinMKruse I didn't see this one, but I am a big supporter of the Thing Crust Line.

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