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@RaitAndrew

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Cook/Videographer/Author/Nose Tweaker of Pomposity/Never been an Estate Agent Brexiters totally trashed UK Anti-Growth Coalition Please make it STOP #GTFTO now

Joined August 2020
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@RaitAndrew
¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@NicholasTyrone Brexiters are also a bit touchy about all those promises that weren't honoured or adhered to.
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@RichardJMurphy Both? FYI Atkins is the 6th Health Sec in 4 years & has been in post <6 weeks. Remind me, who's the trainee? #ToryGasLighting
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@Haggis_UK If the Govt want to go after 'illegal' people on boats they could start here 👇
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@mrjamesob Heaven knows how the UK was outsmarted with this top team in control of things 🤨
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@JohnLewisRetail *UPDATE* @ao have now delivered/removed/installed replacement washing machine - showed client it working, cleaned up minimal mess etc. Took them 20minutes total - client very happy 😃 Still awaiting response from JLP 🤨
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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Man who lost his phone, along with all messages that would compromise him, miraculously retrieves message from compromised woman that conveniently compromises her.🤨 #TheyreTakingThePissNow
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@MichelleMone wasn’t “honest” about her financial interest to me. She didn’t explain “from the very beginning” about her financial “involvement” - her message below was typical. It wasn’t in her Register of Interests, as you’d expect it. @RishiSunak is right to take this…
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@RishiSunak Proud of what? Proud of what your party has done to the UK over the last 12+years? Proud of the increase in child poverty & food banks? Proud of one of the highest Covid deaths in the world? Proud of splitting the country over an internal EU party squabble? #GeneralElectionNow
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Patronising stuffed suit @MelJStride suggests that over 50s could help out with take-away deliveries. May I suggest people closer to him could prove more useful in doing that rather than their current job of trashing the planet?
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@PavSingh84 Proud to say I was at Victoria Park in '78 (Yes, I am that ancient....🙄) Even prouder to say I still have my original badge - seen here last year on a sunny day in Cornwall 🤘😎🙏
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@topsyscatmum OMG - sorry to hear this Sue. I hope you manage to resolve things, I find it odd that a bona fide tree surgeon would blindly take a neighbours word without checking with the tree/property owner first. I hope you have good legal representation 🙏❤️
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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Have they gone yet? 🤨 Dear God but can we have a #GeneralElectionNow while there's still something of the UK left? #FollowBackFriday if you too have had enough of these #ToryFascists
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@implausibleblog HMS PennyDreadnought lecturing the opposition on how to behave in Parliament is like listening to Jimmy Saville hand out babysitting advice. The sheer arrogance of the woman
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@littlefairy60 @PeteLondonerUK @JohnLewisRetail Understand my wife has now cancelled JL & re-ordered through AO!
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@aljhlester It's what happens when you realise the current pond they've to choose from
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@ShehabKhan And here's the reason these people are in those positions 👇
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@PoliticsJOE_UK Madeley - more Partridge than Partridge
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Says parasitical sponge who claimed just under £9k on vanity Fuck off you gobshite
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Let’s stop the Labour madness of 5 days’ pay for 4 days’ work.
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@PippaCrerar @BorisJohnson Can we just exchange a plane full of refugees for Patel, Farage, Johnson, Raaaab etc? They'd be of more value to the UK
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@snarky_kate Schrödinger's guest - simultaneously welcome and unwelcome depending on their attendance or absence. See also Rock & Hard Place🤨
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @GlobalPlayer "We couldn't change anything while we were in the EU... things were changed very effectively by Tony Blair" Which was when we were in the EU 🙄🤡
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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Dear Old Paul - in The Vauxhall Tavern (a hive of infamy) Lily Savage compered. Often raided by cops on false charges everyone took it in their stride. Once the Met arrived wearing rubber gloves. Lily from the stage: "Oh good-oh; the help with the washing-up's arrived" 🤣👏💖
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@BestForBritain That hallowed cricket ground of *checks tape* Bournemouth. Jesus Fucking Christ - just make it end
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@dunstablian The last labour Govt during the period 1997- 2010 was when the UK enjoyed greater standing in the world, vastly improved public services & a fairer society. I presume you were absent if you can only remember 1970's Labour - perhaps doing time inside for being a #ToryCunt ?
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@toryboypierce @BBCNews You spend your entire day on assorted media platforms 'sharing' your views yet you never appear in any of the MSM's news programs. A sign that everyone has fatigue of you?
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Morning @mrjamesob was your earlier book title inspired by one of the greats? 🤨🙏
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@Macctownboy @JohnLewisRetail Well that's not what their website says
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer As you well know Pierce as soon as this came to light he was expelled from the LP - no hanging around for unecessary 'investigations'. Any way how's the corruption in the Tory party - care to make any comment on that?
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@LewisJWarner @ITVCentral Exactly the same thing happened at a recent local by-election. Having accused counters of impropriety the Tory team heard the result (264-640) before flouncing out en masse without even the usual customary niceties of thanking the staff or congrats to winner. Arrogant & entitled
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@implausibleblog I can't be alone surely in hearing that proven serial liar Johnson lied 🤨
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@Conservatives Paymasters you say?
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@toryboypierce Quick lesson for the hard of Pierce - Unions raise funds by subscription from working people, or in Tory parlance "hardworking families doing the right thing" Tory party raises funds (or more accurately is bought) by those who require something in return. #ToryCorruption
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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Morning All - looks like this week's off to a flying start! Apparently 'Lord' Ashcroft doesn't like being called a tax-dodging bent Tory Cunt. Snowflake 🤨🤣🤣❄️❄️
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Morning @mrjamesob - I give you another strong contender for The most ‘Unhinged Headline’ of the year from the ever reliable Telegraph... 🤨🙄
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@LordAshcroft @ConHome Strange - according to completely independent, non Ashcroft tainted polls it's totally different. It's almost as if yours is total bollox
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@boblister_poole Why are you commenting on something you obviously don't watch? If you did you'd know they take the piss out of Starmer et al as much as the Tories. Political satire at its finest & if you don't like watch something more your thing - Mrs Browns Boys for instance🤡
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Only an hour to go - I'll be listening in on @LBC during @mrjamesob show eagerly awaiting his analysis afterwards
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#PMQs "You boy - has Sunak mentioned Corbyn yet?"
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@GMB @susannareid100 Meanwhile the grown-up politicians are doing this 👇
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💪🏽RAGE from @jessphillips on the #RwandaBill costing £169k per person, IF anyone is even ever deported, while child abuse victims are given £42 each. "150 judges can be found suddenly down the back of the sofa, while rape victims wait seven years to get in front of a judge." ~AA
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@Mark_J_Harper I'll just put this here #ToryGaslighting
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@markjenkinsonmp @LBC @GBNEWS UKIP Tory gets fed up with daily mentions of quite how disgusting his Govt is - so obviously retreats into an echo chamber where he can hear people tell him untruths & masages his ego. Will you rejoining UKIP when you lose your seat?
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@campbellclaret Over-promoted High Street solicitors intern, in her current position purely for Sunak to have immunity from attack by the headbangers in the ERG
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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Hey @RishiSunak I heard you say to @BethRigby that 'the people' don't want a #GeneralElectionN0W Well I certainly do, as does everyone else I know. Anyone else out there on Twitter? RT if you agree #GeneralElectionN0W #ToriesOut
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@ChrisClarksonMP Maybe you weren't paying attention Clarkson or perhaps you didn't understand what was going on? The Tories (your team) got out-manoeuvred in their shabby little procedural games & then flounced out in a petulant display of playground behaviour. Shabby indeed
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@LizWebsterSBF @Jeremy_Hunt Dyson HQ is 15mins from here. My son had a warehouse summer job with them 2 years ago: 4 day week, 10hour shifts, 20mins for lunch 2x10min breaks loo/fag etc. High staff turnover, low job satisfaction, miniumum wage, really unhappy place. & his 'Hoovers' are crap too 😉🤨🤣
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@SimonClarkeMP If you had any education you would know it was an old established joke 1st started by Tory Chancellor Reginald Maudling to his successor Jim Callaghan in 1964. But the only thing you do is learn how to fill your pockets #ToryBrokenBritain
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@IanDunt While this must rank as one of the best from a union
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@ITVNewsPolitics 'Peoples priorities' #ToryChaos
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@Peston Why is he still being afforded the oxygen of publicity? Man should be in jail along with every other Brexiter
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@ChrisMasonBBC @BBCr4today @jim_reed @BBCNews Maybe DWP could pop round & declare him Fit for Work? They did for my motorcycle crash, brain bleed recovering neighbour....
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@bmay This may help the useless minister
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@Shelltop8 And these two did? (btw there's no such thing as lefty/righty lawyers 🤡)
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@PoliticsJOE_UK Well given who else came up with similar plans I think it'd be more apt to ask him if they'd be fired #ToryFascists
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@implausibleblog @SoniaAdesara "I thought we eradicated measles in the 90s?" We did but then the internet became available to all & sundry with a penchant for stupidity🤨
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@JohnJCrace I thought the recall petition doesn't close for another week? Still, if you're going to break International law I 'spose breaking Commons protocol is hardly going to bother you🙄
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@Haggis_UK "Pay someone to make it go away you say? Worked for me..."
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@mrjamesob Only Neil left now James
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Thoughts & prayers 🤣🤣🤣🤘
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@Fox_Claire Woman who contributed nothing to public life and got elevated to HoL accuses man who's environmental work is 2nd to Attenborough accuses him of arrogance. #GetInTheBin
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@jonsopel "Refused entry"
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@Otto_English He's just a whisper away from letting the mask slip
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#bbcaq Loving the fact that Tufton Street shill Kate Andrews is getting cold shoulder & complete silence from the audience. Is the tide turning? #GTTONow
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@toryboypierce @SadiqKhan I wonder what it is about Muslim Mayor Khan that fascist supporting Daily Mail paid for hack finds so irksome? Bring on Leveson 2 I say
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¡No Pasarán! Andrew Rait - Allotmenteer Wokeratti
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@janebramley @JohnLewisRetail As you may imagine MiL is quiet distraught that her well trusted John Lewis could have done this - especially as she has been a loyal client over many a year.
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@johnsweeneyroar Enough of this farce - if any of us mere plebs were to offer this blatant corruption to an investigation of national importance we'd be rightfully banged up & doing porridge until we came clean. To borrow a phrase "Lock them up!" #ToryCorruptionTrialsASAP
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@SimonCalder Gracious - do you mean Natalie is lying? Now why would the Brexit supporting wife of jailed sexual assaulter Charlie do that?
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Incredibly disappointing to see French border control problems once again adding to traffic mayhem just as families are trying to getaway for the Easter holidays.
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@Jessrocks71 I don't think we saw your outrage in August when a 90yr old woman waited 40 hours for an ambulance, when the ambulance service was just as stretched but not on strike - I wonder why?
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Having a break from usual Sunday morning #BBC6music to listen to #lizatarbuck doing a magnificent job covering for the much missed Steve Wright. I'll wager there's not many a dry eye listening 🙏❤️
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@EmilyThornberry Good God - Tory PM acting in a dodgy manner. What next? Bears defecating in woods? Pope declares himself Catholic?
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