Cook/Videographer/Author/Nose Tweaker of Pomposity/Never been an Estate Agent
Brexiters totally trashed UK
Anti-Growth Coalition
Please make it STOP
#GTFTO
now
@JohnLewisRetail
*UPDATE*
@ao
have now delivered/removed/installed replacement washing machine - showed client it working, cleaned up minimal mess etc.
Took them 20minutes total - client very happy 😃
Still awaiting response from JLP 🤨
Man who lost his phone, along with all messages that would compromise him, miraculously retrieves message from compromised woman that conveniently compromises her.🤨
#TheyreTakingThePissNow
@MichelleMone
wasn’t “honest” about her financial interest to me.
She didn’t explain “from the very beginning” about her financial “involvement” - her message below was typical.
It wasn’t in her Register of Interests, as you’d expect it.
@RishiSunak
is right to take this…
@RishiSunak
Proud of what?
Proud of what your party has done to the UK over the last 12+years?
Proud of the increase in child poverty & food banks?
Proud of one of the highest Covid deaths in the world?
Proud of splitting the country over an internal EU party squabble?
#GeneralElectionNow
Patronising stuffed suit
@MelJStride
suggests that over 50s could help out with take-away deliveries.
May I suggest people closer to him could prove more useful in doing that rather than their current job of trashing the planet?
@PavSingh84
Proud to say I was at Victoria Park in '78 (Yes, I am that ancient....🙄)
Even prouder to say I still have my original badge - seen here last year on a sunny day in Cornwall 🤘😎🙏
@topsyscatmum
OMG - sorry to hear this Sue. I hope you manage to resolve things, I find it odd that a bona fide tree surgeon would blindly take a neighbours word without checking with the tree/property owner first.
I hope you have good legal representation 🙏❤️
@implausibleblog
HMS PennyDreadnought lecturing the opposition on how to behave in Parliament is like listening to Jimmy Saville hand out babysitting advice.
The sheer arrogance of the woman
Dear Old Paul - in The Vauxhall Tavern (a hive of infamy) Lily Savage compered. Often raided by cops on false charges everyone took it in their stride. Once the Met arrived wearing rubber gloves. Lily from the stage:
"Oh good-oh; the help with the washing-up's arrived" 🤣👏💖
@dunstablian
The last labour Govt during the period 1997- 2010 was when the UK enjoyed greater standing in the world, vastly improved public services & a fairer society.
I presume you were absent if you can only remember 1970's Labour - perhaps doing time inside for being a
#ToryCunt
?
@toryboypierce
@BBCNews
You spend your entire day on assorted media platforms 'sharing' your views yet you never appear in any of the MSM's news programs.
A sign that everyone has fatigue of you?
@toryboypierce
@Keir_Starmer
As you well know Pierce as soon as this came to light he was expelled from the LP - no hanging around for unecessary 'investigations'.
Any way how's the corruption in the Tory party - care to make any comment on that?
@LewisJWarner
@ITVCentral
Exactly the same thing happened at a recent local by-election. Having accused counters of impropriety the Tory team heard the result (264-640) before flouncing out en masse without even the usual customary niceties of thanking the staff or congrats to winner.
Arrogant & entitled
@toryboypierce
Quick lesson for the hard of Pierce -
Unions raise funds by subscription from working people, or in Tory parlance "hardworking families doing the right thing"
Tory party raises funds (or more accurately is bought) by those who require something in return.
#ToryCorruption
Morning All - looks like this week's off to a flying start!
Apparently 'Lord' Ashcroft doesn't like being called a tax-dodging bent Tory Cunt.
Snowflake 🤨🤣🤣❄️❄️
@LordAshcroft
@ConHome
Strange - according to completely independent, non Ashcroft tainted polls it's totally different.
It's almost as if yours is total bollox
@boblister_poole
Why are you commenting on something you obviously don't watch? If you did you'd know they take the piss out of Starmer et al as much as the Tories.
Political satire at its finest & if you don't like watch something more your thing - Mrs Browns Boys for instance🤡
💪🏽RAGE from
@jessphillips
on the
#RwandaBill
costing £169k per person, IF anyone is even ever deported, while child abuse victims are given £42 each.
"150 judges can be found suddenly down the back of the sofa, while rape victims wait seven years to get in front of a judge." ~AA
@markjenkinsonmp
@LBC
@GBNEWS
UKIP Tory gets fed up with daily mentions of quite how disgusting his Govt is - so obviously retreats into an echo chamber where he can hear people tell him untruths & masages his ego.
Will you rejoining UKIP when you lose your seat?
@campbellclaret
Over-promoted High Street solicitors intern, in her current position purely for Sunak to have immunity from attack by the headbangers in the ERG
@ChrisClarksonMP
Maybe you weren't paying attention Clarkson or perhaps you didn't understand what was going on?
The Tories (your team) got out-manoeuvred in their shabby little procedural games & then flounced out in a petulant display of playground behaviour.
Shabby indeed
@LizWebsterSBF
@Jeremy_Hunt
Dyson HQ is 15mins from here.
My son had a warehouse summer job with them 2 years ago: 4 day week, 10hour shifts, 20mins for lunch 2x10min breaks loo/fag etc. High staff turnover, low job satisfaction, miniumum wage, really unhappy place.
& his 'Hoovers' are crap too 😉🤨🤣
@SimonClarkeMP
If you had any education you would know it was an old established joke 1st started by Tory Chancellor Reginald Maudling to his successor Jim Callaghan in 1964.
But the only thing you do is learn how to fill your pockets
#ToryBrokenBritain
@implausibleblog
@SoniaAdesara
"I thought we eradicated measles in the 90s?"
We did but then the internet became available to all & sundry with a penchant for stupidity🤨
@JohnJCrace
I thought the recall petition doesn't close for another week?
Still, if you're going to break International law I 'spose breaking Commons protocol is hardly going to bother you🙄
@Fox_Claire
Woman who contributed nothing to public life and got elevated to HoL accuses man who's environmental work is 2nd to Attenborough accuses him of arrogance.
#GetInTheBin
#bbcaq
Loving the fact that Tufton Street shill Kate Andrews is getting cold shoulder & complete silence from the audience.
Is the tide turning?
#GTTONow
@toryboypierce
@SadiqKhan
I wonder what it is about Muslim Mayor Khan that fascist supporting Daily Mail paid for hack finds so irksome?
Bring on Leveson 2 I say
@janebramley
@JohnLewisRetail
As you may imagine MiL is quiet distraught that her well trusted John Lewis could have done this - especially as she has been a loyal client over many a year.
@johnsweeneyroar
Enough of this farce - if any of us mere plebs were to offer this blatant corruption to an investigation of national importance we'd be rightfully banged up & doing porridge until we came clean.
To borrow a phrase "Lock them up!"
#ToryCorruptionTrialsASAP
Incredibly disappointing to see French border control problems once again adding to traffic mayhem just as families are trying to getaway for the Easter holidays.
@Jessrocks71
I don't think we saw your outrage in August when a 90yr old woman waited 40 hours for an ambulance, when the ambulance service was just as stretched but not on strike - I wonder why?
Having a break from usual Sunday morning
#BBC6music
to listen to
#lizatarbuck
doing a magnificent job covering for the much missed Steve Wright.
I'll wager there's not many a dry eye listening 🙏❤️