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Upper Mesa Hills, El Paso
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@mavi4mayor
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if i end up losing my mind in front of y’all charge it to my 🧠 not my 🫀
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Kanye said the HELL outta Gaga name in that Polaroid clip.
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@EchessPieces @cyberch8se If she’s getting hit on it’s on her to shut that shit down. You gotta control your classroom. That’s not on a child/student and even letting that dynamic unfold that way is not okay.
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@kayxraw @EchessPieces @cyberch8se Bro what? I and fellow students would say inappropriate shit all the time and get yelled at, sent to the office, moved to a different part of the classroom so we couldn’t keep talking to our friends etc. Teachers are not powerless. They are authority figures. Y’all weird asl.
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@DragonflyJonez Last time Colby accused an athlete (Kamaru Usman) of being un-Patriotic, Kamaru broke his jaw then destroyed bruh at the presser.
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@kayxraw @EchessPieces @cyberch8se Cuz you giving either under 18 or adult that was homeschooled as a child. If she getting hit on so much that that is her reputation and its so outta control that a student has become her personal security guard then that is a terrible classroom environment. Idk what to tell ya
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@kayxraw @EchessPieces @cyberch8se How old are you? Seriously asking.
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Nahhhhhh yo the vid fr got me xryingggggg
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LMAOOO DRAYMOND BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE 8 MINUTES AND NIGGAS JUST KEPT PLAYING
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@444shawty @chijioke__raps @big_business_ You white worry bout like, Timothy Chalomey or sumn
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@cj3636282847483 @kleavitt @chrissyteigen She didn’t say not my problem lmao. She gave him his 2 options multiple times and he refused to understand. Acting like its her or the hotel’s fault when it’s not isn’t the answer. You want people to come back lmao.
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@nocapfelix @PicturesFoIder You asked a question then called people disgusting for answering 😭😭😭
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@kayxraw @EchessPieces @cyberch8se I have never in my life after all my years of classes and classrooms seen a teacher get hit on & a student jump to defend her in any way, shape, form & would find it super strange if I watched it unfold. You describing a scenario I only ever seen from a woman’s s.o.
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@rizsrug216 @SaycheeseDGTL So keep letting kids get molested? You should go to jail with him.
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@ROLLINSxMESSIAH @wrestlelamia He’s one of the most humble dudes in wrestling. This quote wasn’t said with seriousness. 💀
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@nickmccorry1985 @AyyItsPauli Lol the issue is absolutely not lack of ppv sales. Outrageous statement 😭
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“I say I don’t have anything to say but it’s really the thought of not being understood” That’s a bar king lmao
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I need to come on here and speak how I feel more often, I say I don’t have anything to say but it’s really the thought of not being understood lol
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@asm23____ @Dark_Savage869 @cleosnacktra @itstonisufi @BigGucciCapo1 @margotronan @thatgirlsyi @solayaismail You shouldn’t take non consensual pics of anybody no matter what they are doing but esp their job lmao. Folks don’t work by choice. They essentially have to be there.
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@AaronBLVCK @mo_the_african Google “massacre in Philly snow”
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@LaQueenMinaj @imnotpopbase @DiscussingFilm You don’t know what a surrogate is.
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@theboysammyjay @ComplexMusic It’s not lip syncing cuz it’s not a live performance. It’s essentially a music video. This is not SNL.
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Goddard needa go sit down somewhere 😭 This was a fire moment & imagine how cool it would be if they continued to do it for title fights moving forward. There’s no risk, fighters aren’t gonna blow a title shot by fighting in the cage b4 the bell lol
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I can’t stop watching this
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@GojonGo2005 @bankcitypoppa @dracolaand400 If it don’t bother them it shouldn’t bother you. But if you really needed a loophole to stare at your cousin’s pussy, then yeah I guess you found it. Woohoo.
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@DragonflyJonez “It got out of hand.” “… got out of hand. Got real out of hand.” SON! ☠️☠️☠️
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@vooomskoo @BeatNbacks @1017Van ♻️♻️♻️🍅🍅🍅
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@bballbreakdown @PaulBJenkins I had to go look for it cuz now I was curious 😂
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Leave the stage cuz the same folks that paid for her to be on it are assaulting her o ok
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@vicdamonesports @aaronbronsteter “A new way to say he’s 18” got me crying cuz literally what is going on. 😭😭😭 He tweeted this like Ronda gave birth to that boy.
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@Goddess_Satans @pizza_tweet @trashyslot You don’t know what sarcasm is.
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@MMAVillain @mmamania @SugaSeanMMA I always thought that first pic was a mma Twitter meme and not really Sean but holy fuck the footprints tattoo is there that’s fucking him 😭😭😭
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@kleavitt @chrissyteigen It’s not a pullout bed. It’s literally a couch. Hotels offer rollaway beds. Saying pullout bed would lead to confusing the 2. There’s no training moment to be had either. It’s better to tell guests how 3rd parties work so they don’t run into this problem every time.
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@Goddess_Satans @pizza_tweet @trashyslot You don’t have a choice. 💀
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@CSwag_SBSB @dazeXdaze @peoplescrtic Reading the room is about knowing when not to respond.
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@kayxraw @theboobitch @tht_yungprodigy @EchessPieces @cyberch8se I genuinely in my life have never seen or heard of an attractive teacher who can’t stop getting hit on and one specific student in her class who jumps in to defend her every time and y’all acting like this is some common thing is jus not true dawg.
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@poppy4161 @TheDejaKing @Phil_Lewis_ Holy shit you can’t be serious 😭
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I already crumbled at “I’m obviously Jay” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭
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It’s jus real upsetting it took this long.
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@dakattack5k @nickmccorry1985 @AyyItsPauli Not sure I’m understanding what point you think you are making lmao? No one makes anywhere near what the UFC makes. We all know what the rev. split is and that it should be different. I’m not doing this wit y’all lol.
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@dakattack5k @nickmccorry1985 @AyyItsPauli Boxing is a whole sport. UFC is one organization.
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@nba_latest_ @TheNBACentral @betonline_ag Portland’s gonna send Dame where he wanna go outta respect. It’s not about the best trade offer they can get.
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“I need you Mullholland” is INSANE 😭😭😭
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@Sleepy_Reader @StnMountainYomi Doja raps her ass off tf u talkin bout lmfao
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I love the palette so much it’s the wallpaper on my phone now. Painting turned out breathtaking. 🖤
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@DK__DFS Jus tell mfs what you talmbout or drop it. This so dramatic for a whole day at least now 😂😂😂
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@justwantsumdope @amba_melody @aliyahInterlude It’s so weird to be black and go out your way to be anti-black woman. Like no one even asked you lmaooo. Your input wasn’t needed but you wanted to say that.
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@yanni_lakapati @Pacino13__ He clearly wasn’t taking it seriously either so not sure there’s a issue here
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@discretionaryui @5ReasonsSports Damian Lillard not a bag of chips 😭
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@bigguccicraigy I’m fucking sick of these tweets shut the fuck up and leave the girl alone man tf y’all weird ass niggas be on
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@DragonflyJonez The teacup 😭😭😭
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@AllJalaal @xanborghini You don’t know what caping means, let’s start there. 😭
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@JonnGrey Nah coldest is when Bisping told Anthony Smith live that Rakic accepted the rematch in December and Smith said “Merry Christmas to me”
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@Leon_edwardsmma There’s only one choice and you seem to be the only nigga that has no idea. 💀
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@SadlerPete @AndyHickeyMMA Bro won and defended a ufc championship after that what are you even talking about 😭
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@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
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Dana White reacts to the UFC broadcast team mistaking Terence Crawford for Kendrick Lamar: “He did kind of look like Kendrick Lamar though, let’s not f*** around.” 😭😭 #UFC #MMA #NocheUFC
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White children running nba stan accounts to spread anti blackness. It’s scummy and yucky asl out here.
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You a mma acct I’m crying. Post a armbar lmfaoooo the fuck
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CHANCE AND JOEY BYKEEEEEEE
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BAD BOYS 2 THIS FRIDAY
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@DragonflyJonez Didn’t even capitalize 😭
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@arianasdx @IAmShannonAli The artist in the video literally did sweet summer sunshine 😁
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Interview for a bit of a dream job tomorrow. 🥹🤧
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@delakleve @Tony08047030 @JackDC2411 @WillGL10 @TheArtOfWar6 This logic so dumb n I can’t believe people use it so constantly with a straight face.
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@PrizePicks This not even in my promos tab. Yall so poverty.
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Mulholland bout to piss me off for having a peaceful house space today. We want war lmao.
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Bring Sexyy Redd to #UFC300 ‼️
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@thesympathyking @WrestlePurists No one is trying to set up Liv Morgan. Are you 11 years old? 😂😂😂 Obviously whether it was hers or not she finna deny it. Especially if WWE tests for it. 💀
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@Chisanga_Malata Fighting, period. Not jus UK, not even jus MMA.
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@Melo22Taro @InventingSy @Glamorfonic What’s the point of any show really? Very very few innovate. Like we could count ‘em on one hand. There’s nothing to your criticism lol.
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@KyleFol84863838 @realonx1 @haremgaysex You don’t see Lucki playing basketball in big ass letters?
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@John03764566 @papaphil19 @ThePackageJG No you wouldn’t cuz you can’t play. :/
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Need a Waka flock of some boujies to ease the pain.
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@nbsplx @FirstNameJ0hn Was released because he violated WWE wellness policy and didn’t want to go to rehab in June 2009 but then after working the indies reached agreement weeks before death to return at 2010 Rumble in Jan. which make his death even more devastating.
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This looks like the beginning and end of a bowel movement.
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Lmaooooo why the Heat got so many game winners against the Warriors I jus now thought about it 😭😭😭
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Throwback to Heat legend Dion Waiters being high off gummies scoring 33 points and the game winner vs the KD warriors 🔥🔥
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@RDT2587 @Morbidful He’s single so no family. Allowed to resign so he could continue to be a cop elsewhere.
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@trapaddik @PHLEaglesNation It took like 4 seconds for me to find this lol. Be fr man.
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@THEKIDMERO Intermittent fasting the weight gon fly off you but not inna month. Took me 8 months of intermittent fasting eating basically whatever I wanted to lose about 45. 💪🏽
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@_Prototype13 @STUBZx @DramaAlert He’s a teenager bro lmao. Relax. They not great at expressing themselves yet. And Neon was looking all over the place and kept pulling out his phone so I think DD genuinely thought he wasn’t being listened to.
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@young9truth @Watch_megtnasty @ImJokedTfOut Bro it says “going out” and you can clearly see that’s a club with adults and alcohol around. You weird asf for typing paragraphs about bringing kids into the shit lmfaooo
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The first try was far more brutal 😭
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This bump is just as brutal 20 years on!
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She could be Z list for all I care. The music is great. Waste of talent my ass. 😭
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Tinashe is a waste of a talent. Racially ambiguous light skinned woman who can dance and sing and haven’t surpassed being a C list celebrity at best. She oughta be happy to have R. Kelly and Chris Brown work resumes attached to her. Its not them, its you!
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@redban This the most Redban ass shit ever 😭
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@gmail please dm me. Need help accessing my gmail account
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@242Boss1 @TheDunkCentral The better question would be how could this possibly not make sense to anyone 😂
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@DragonflyJonez I hated it real bad lol. I gotta listen again I guess. He had a great song with Joey Badass this year too.
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Asking what has he put out when he’s put out smash hit after smash hit after smash hit is sooo disrespectful.
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Lil Nas X reacts to being shut out from the 2022 BET Award nominations.
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This one from Israel Adesanya and it is not close. To the sounds of Drake and Kanye West.
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which ufc walkout is your all time favourite?
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This remind me when Dan had a space and titled it “bitch niggas” and was the only nigga in there 😭😭😭
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@AlexMonahan100 They just tryna fool the people who don’t have sports books in they state.
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@jabaryylws @LilWhoady_ Ain’t even horny lmaooo. Bitches call niggas gay for literally anything under the sun like be fr.
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@supatkelli @NahNahBad Yeah we realize apartments exist dawg lmfao. She posted that she personally lives there. It makes her a target now.
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Wild how a gorgeous person can become hideous after you get to know them.
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This is it.
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𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆?
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@LesBowen You have to cross the first down marker to actually get a first down. Hope this helps 🖤
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@mannny_fr @HanchoBig @_xo_shelly @margielaxo @STRAPPEDUS Nah bro I’m really alarmed lmao. The only evidence in this article is instagram videos and captions? Why you going so hard for this 😭
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@flamesandwaves @benaveryisgood Facts. I still want to think it’s a bit n he gonna show back up 1 day but I doubt it. 😭
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