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Once a dirty cowboy, always a dirty cowboy. Quoting songs and movies. 18+. Flirty, nerdy and always dirty. King of Innuendos. Rarely serious. Vaccaro Lurido

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Joined May 2018
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 months
What do prostitutes, sluts and porn stars have in common? They all know how to handle packages better than UPS, FedEx, Amazon and USPS.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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5 years
I've seen several women I follow be very negative about themselves lately. Whether it's stretch marks, voluptuous curves, or dirty kinks they see imperfections. Please remember that no one is perfect and your imperfections are what make you a beautiful, unique snowflake.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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6 years
Every one of you remember this: You are amazing. You are beautiful. Whether you are "skinny as a board" or "have more curves than the Autobahn". No matter your age, your ethnicity, your personal idiosyncrasies, You are beautiful. If you ever need a reminder, just let me know
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
@MissSamanthaD1 Not sure it's the photo getting hard darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
If you know then we can probably be friends
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Hey y'all. Nothing I really want to get into the details of, but need any positive vibes you can send my way for the next few days.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Well, I don't quite need 99 red balloons, but 44 multicolored will do the trick. Off to run errands and will be back later. Y'all have fun and feel free to play along with my pinned tweet!
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Merry Christmas y'all
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@AVenezuelan19 Beautiful darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Being my size, one of my specialties is big, pick you up off your feet bear hugs. Who wants one?
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is never a bad time for unsolicited boobs. #FriskyFriday
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@Dirtycowboy3
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6 months
@BoredomDidIt I don't drink coffee but that view definitely makes my mouth water
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@Dirtycowboy3
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7 months
So, after a little lurking I've decided to return in a limited capacity this holiday week. Whether I stay beyond that I'm not sure. But let's just enjoy the week and worry about the rest later. Anybody miss me? Can any of you even see this message?
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
Dear @Twitter Thanks for showing me the number of views on my tweets so that I have a constant reminder that you hate me and my tweets only get seen by 1-2% of my followers on average while you show me the same tweet of someone I don't follow 357 times a day.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
So, after what was a rough last few days, today was an extremely emotional one. With everything else going on both with work and personal life right now I'm going to step away from any personal social media right now. For how long, I don't know. But I know I have to remove
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@joalexandria69 Now that's a gift I'd love to unwrap darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
@elyeathea So beautiful darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Lots going on this week. Anxiety is way back up. Taking an extended break from Twitter, I'll be back once my head is straight again. I'll probably still check Snap a couple times a day so feel free to reach me there if you need to (username is the same as my Twitter) Much love
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Hey all. Guess who's back? I'm doing much better and thankfully the hurricane curled away and didn't affect me at all. (Thoughts and prayers for those who it did). Getting into a new routine so I'll only be here part time for now. Anyone miss me?
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@iluvtacos0822 Ho, ho, woah!
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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6 years
Sometimes you need a pat on the back Sometimes you need a big hug And sometimes you need a good blow job
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
The perks of being 6'3": - Short women want to climb you and being picked up for hugs - Tall women like looking you in the eye while making them still feel small and protected
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
@mistrustme1 I'm sorry, what was the question? I got lost in those eyes
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
So true
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@baconpixiegirl Happy birthday darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@AVenezuelan19 Good morning darlin. Looking beautiful as always
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Who wants to go to the park?
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
In honor of #StarWarsDay let's do a thread full of Star Wars appreciation. Post your favorite Star Wars gifs, memes, quotes, or pics of you with a Star Wars theme or even your Star Wars collectibles.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Just an FYI, tomorrow is my birthday. Because it's the first if the month I celebrate all month. As such, feel free to gift me all month long with the 3 b's (boobs, butts, and blow jobs).
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
So, here you go. Going to celebrate my birthday the entire month of October! Please feel free to play along and post your own pics for the daily theme and tag me in them. You can also use the hashtag #DCsBirthdayBash Everything kicks off on my birthday (October 1).
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
@NaughtyLoise Definitely don't mind being filmed
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@Dirtycowboy3
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3 years
Woke up this morning to a text from my coworker that his wife passed away last night. I'm still a bit in shock. He's a few years older than me and she was roughly my age. Hold your loved ones extra tight today. You just never know.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Hello....is there anybody in there....
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
@BadCovid19 Looking great darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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6 months
@ScoutLaroo Now that's definitely a view that causes a lot of merriment darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
I am pretty hungry after all
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Need to apologize now to the hot women I follow. May have to stop replying to your tweets. I'm tired of all the creepy dudes liking your replies to me & worse, my replies. Keep liking everything that is on their TLs trying to mark your territory. I'll keep getting them off in DM
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@iluvtacos0822 Looking great as always darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@Mostly_Mila Stunning view darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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9 months
This is how we felt yesterday
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
You talk about busting out sweaters, flannels and hoodies. I'm still waiting for the day it's not 80ยฐ+ before sun up We are not the same
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@Dirtycowboy3
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9 months
So I've decided that instead of hosting a month of themed pics I'm just going to do 3 specific days: Oct. 1 - DC's Birthday Favorite B's (boobs, butts, BJs, baseball, bacon...) Oct. 13 - Friday the 13th Scary Sexy Oct. 31 - Halloween Party Feel free to share/participate
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Happy Friday y'all. I've been back a week and getting on here a little more but y'all seem so quiet. Can you not see me? Did you forget me?
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
Holy shit and happy Friday y'all. As much as I hate my job they did something that they've never done. Yesterday right before I left work I was notified I was receiving a performance award with extra cash on my next paycheck. I've been celebrating ever since.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Day 5 of #DCsBirthdayBash and today's theme is arms. You gotta have long arms to drive leaned back and have a good grip on the wheel.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
Nearly broke down in tears on the drive home from work yesterday. And here I am about to head back into the office. Don't know if I'll be on much, but we'll see how much shit goes down. Y'all have a great Friday.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
If a woman has great eyes....I'm hooked and can't keep my eyes off her
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
So I have done a lot of thinking this week after going to the doctor. I need to make a lot of changes to the way I live my life for my physical mental and emotional health While this has served as a needed escape I need to focus solely on what I need to do Taking a break 4 a bit
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@Dirtycowboy3
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8 months
I'm sorry to say that after around 6 years I'm going to be done with this account. Life has repeatedly beaten me down lately & while this was an escape, the algorithms & lack of interaction have made me lose all interest. Not going to delete in case I change my mind down the road
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@asiansancha39 Wow that's an incredible view darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Good morning y'all. Happy Monday ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Bake me cookies and I'll love you forever
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@Dirtycowboy3
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5 years
#MyPredictionFor2019 I still won't get enough sleep
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Learning every curve and perfect imperfections with my hands creates a perfect road map of your body that will lead us both down the path to the greatest pleasure.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@joalexandria69 Good morning darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
Probably going to be sending out some funny valentine memes because why the hell not. Let me know if you really want one, or really don't want one lol. I may take your request into consideration or I may not lol.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
It's ok to admit it
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Dear creepy dudes, Liking a pic of a woman that she sent only in reply to a guy you don't follow, just affirms to her that you are being a creep in her media, generally blowing your nonexistent shot with her. Just don't. Signed, A guy still getting notifications weeks later
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@InKairos And you make it look sexy as fuck darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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6 months
I think this may qualify for #ThirstyThursday
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
#NSFWBirthdayBash Day 10: Beards. I may know a thing or two about having facial hair. The question is how long before its all gone grey? And no I won't ever color it. @cripkim74 @JstCallMeElle
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Seriously, y'all don't even know
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@Dirtycowboy3
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3 years
A pair of beautiful eyes combined with great tits absolutely turns me to mush... Well...most of me ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Cheese always costs extra
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
@sexysportslover Happy birthday darlin. But I'm hoping they lose again. I'm forever team Anyone but LeBron
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@baddgrl_ Looking incredible as always darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
I tried to warn you
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@Cath74Kat Outstanding view darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
My car is now yellow
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
Her: I'm going to suck out your soul. Me: That's fine. Once you swallow it all I'll eat it back out of you ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
Popping on for a bit as I wind down for the night before beginning another hell week. Wishing you all a Happy Easter and hoping you got to fuck like rabbits this weekend. Lord knows I wish I had.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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7 months
@sexysportslover Outstanding view darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
I dare you to try and walk without a swagger going through the office while listening to No Diggity. #CantHelpButPimpWalk
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@Dirtycowboy3
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3 years
Happy Monday y'all. First work day of the new year. I'm actually excited for the day. Starting better eating & prepping to get back on the workout train next week. By the end of the year you'll be seeing less of me... because there's going to be less of me to see lol
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@Dirtycowboy3
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10 months
Had to dress up for work today and now I feel like I look like one of those Twitter dom avis.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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2 years
Just a reminder
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
This may mean I am going to be on here a little less, but that is a small sacrifice for being a better me in the long run.
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@Dirtycowboy3
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4 years
I swear I was just cleaning it and it went off. ***Me to myself after every time I take a shower.
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@bad_girl_rae Outstanding view darlin
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@Dirtycowboy3
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1 year
2022 - I found a program to help with my medical issues and made really good progress until I got Covid. The rest of the year I was not physically or emotionally into working on myself. 2023 - I have decided that I am no longer going to let it pass me by and will be going all in
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@Dirtycowboy3
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@hotmom38 Always nice to share such good views darlin
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