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PuzzledRaccoon

@PuzzledRaccoon

4 months

Yes they are.

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4 months

wolves be scary

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2 years

@fasc1nate Don’t tell me he didn’t know that wasn’t installed.

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@OliLondonTV “Just let them get gay married” they said, “who cares what bathroom somebody uses” they said. “How bad can it be to make people bake gay wedding cakes?” They said. And we asked “where will it end?” And were ridiculed. So i ask again, “where is this gonna end?”

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@HumansNoContext Yes. I would give him a donation. For being creative, having a good attitude and making me smile.

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8 months

@AmiriKing This thing with “wellness checks” needs to stop. If you give any fucks about the person you drive your own ass over there and check on them ur damn self. Nobody’s day ever gets better because the cops showed up….NEVER.

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@AmiriKing If you want to breed a real life “he-man woman haters club” this is how you do it. Bravo to the boys refusing to be treated like girls.

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1 year

@dizalifornia @ask_aubry It sounds like malicious compliance to me, where he has parroted back and unacceptable answer from her.

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1 year

@SlusheeWolf2AD @ShitpostGate When I wrote papers for people, I always found it best to put in some intentional mistakes and not swing for the fence. A student who was normally a “C” on their best days are gonna get red flagged if suddenly they turn in a perfect paper. I could usually count on them adding

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2 years

@libsoftiktok You don’t need a reason. “I don’t want to.” Is all the answer you need. NO MEANS NO.

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2 years

@ClownWorld_ No. It absolutely is not. You have a choice to not be obese.

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@msdphoto @libsoftiktok Exactly. You barely knew if they were married or single and very little about their lives outside the classroom.

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo Leave them there without food or water until they remove themselves. Close that room so they have no audience and remove all spectators for their own safety. They do not have the right to spontaneously protest inside museums.

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo @ReduxxMag It’s violating shop safety rules by not having that hair restrained around power equipment and having loose fitting clothing. In a real manufacturing environment ur typically not allowed to wear hoodies for that reason. Safety violations are grounds for immediate firing.

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1 year

@libsoftiktok There’s a line. Guys are not cold and shut off like this if ur a female who is a tomboy. They will treat you (within reason) like “one of the guys”. But you have to be INVITED into that space. You can’t just force yourself on them. While I feel bad that this dude is sad like I

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1 year

@BraddrofliT There is a big difference between a university library accessed by adults and an elementary school library accessed by children under 14.

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@WomenPostingLs And they probably invaded the 6’ recommended social distancing AND likely touched him to get his attention over his music to interrupt his workout to tell him to mask up.

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1 year

@AmyMek That is when you turn around and say “back the fuck up off me, what is wrong with you!” 3’ min of personal space. No matter who crowds you like that. Male female age and religion make zero difference.

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1 year

@zonepolitical @RealCandaceO There is no such thing as unconditional love. Right there is where the unrealistic expectations start. And it’s THE most toxic and abusive idea ever postulated. The idea that someone should be loved regardless of what suffering they bring to their partner is sadistic. What kind

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2 years

@libsoftiktok Private property is not a human invention. Property laws are. But that’s just to keep things civil. Roll up on a bear den when she has cubs and see if she believes it’s private property.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok Can somebody explain to me what it is that’s hurting him? Or explain to him that HRT doesn’t create a uterus or ovaries? How can they expect to be taken seriously with nonsense like this?

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@PuzzledRaccoon

2 years

@libsoftiktok Ummmm, genetic females learned early on that they sell them in stores all over the place and ur responsible for your own hygiene needs. Did you “late bloomers” think we got them for free?

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1 year

@9mm_smg @Aristos_Revenge I got one better. Had a new hire trainee with an associates degree in industrial technology and they did a class substitution for blueprint reading. He could not read a blueprint. How the hell did he pass anything else after that? The whole degree was a sham. One of those

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10 months

@lporiginalg And every time we see the word “wypipo”, we say it aggressively 3 times hoping it makes things disappear.

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo If parents out there recognizes their kid in these videos, you need to ground them and take their phone away and withdraw their allowance. And ground yourself too. No more wine if this is the best you can do as a parent.

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1 year

@MISINFOSCIENCE Y’all wanna know why racism exists and when it starts? It’s right here. Negative interactions with black people. If he was attacked by a dog at that age he’d likely have a dislike of the breed that attacked him the rest of his life too.

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2 years

@michaeljburry I’m a fan of solutions that do NOT involve nuclear war and mutually assured destructions. If that means ukraine/taiwan have to be reasonable and negotiate with their neighbors, then it does. US should stop encouraging rebellion to the detriment of the whole world.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok Women don’t have testicles, so she’s just imagining that pain. Like the ones with menstrual cramps.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok An alternative would be to use the bathroom that reflects your biological gender where those products would be found. Problem solved.

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@PuzzledRaccoon

1 year

@Enezator Ummm. Neither one of them are “dads”. Those are both female chickens.

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3 months

@TSJax19 @pot8um It depends on what the zoning is. And YES, a landlord can forbid a home based business. Doing customer service over the internet “work from home” is very different than running a business like nails, daycare, or another personal service out of your home.

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2 years

@GregSpiegler @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly The pronoun thing actually decreases acceptance and tolerance. I make my best guess and if i can visibly tell there’s a big margin for error, I just avoid that person so I don’t risk ending up on a tiktok.

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2 years

@scottmelker There should be legal distance for paparazzi. Fighting photographers to get into a courthouse (or anywhere) is unacceptable. I don’t care who you are.

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@PuzzledRaccoon

3 months

@hartgoat While the behavior is in poor taste, these power trip judges need reigned in. He cost the taxpayers a significant amount to house an inmate for something unrelated to a public concern. For no other reason than his own ego.

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1 year

@ClownWorld_ She’ll be on the news next week suing the cruise line because she was “assaulted” on the ship.

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2 years

@BillAckman It was not anywhere close to the top 10 worst days in our country history. Probably wouldn’t crack the top 50 worst days.

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1 year

@ACatNamedOlive @Bornakang I saw no way that a cat substitution would improve it.

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1 year

@CollinRugg I remember when somebody MAILED in a powdery substance several years back (when it might have been anthrax or rycin) and they found out who even after it was contaminated with genetic material every step of the way. JS.

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2 years

@catturd2 What the hell is that? Is that tumors on its upper arms?

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1 year

@JebraFaushay Wow how times have changed. Back in the day, it was a school scandal if an adolescent girl was caught “stuffing her bra” because she hadn’t gotten her boobs yet. Never occurred to us that in the future girls would be stuffing a jock pocket to simulate a fake weiner. Yet, here we

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@CCrowley100 People forget, some of the benefits of trick or treating for kids was overcoming fears, independence, interaction with strangers, and displaying manners. It wasn’t just dressing up and candy.

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@libsoftiktok The worst part is that he has nobody to bring him chocolate ice cream. Straight men don’t date males, gay men don’t date females, lesbians don’t date men and straight women don’t date girls. Hope he still lives at home with a supportive single mom…….

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@KobeissiLetter They didn’t sign up for unemployment. They have severance. Unemployment benefits are slightly over minimum wage. All the tech and white collar cuts won’t show up in unemployment claims numbers. And neither will the “temp” workers that are let go from blue collar jobs before the

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@KobeissiLetter Oh but it did work. They got rich laundering money (essentially) for VC’s in a tech bubble. I lot of people got rich before the rugpull.

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@sfchronicle I have been informed on twitter by someone from the bay area that it IS INDEED hideously racist to enjoy NOT living in a crime infested hellscape. So unless you all want to be labeled proud white supremacists, I suggest you educate yourselves on how to properly think. You all are

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@catturd2 In my lifetime we should already be dead because acid rain and ozone layer and then skin cancer after that too. Acid rain was gonna be “the thing” tho if we didn’t fix that. Was gonna kill all the trees and end oxygen production if I recall.

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@mask_bastard Wow. School sure has changed. Back in the olden days they just made us memorize the multiplication tables and frowned upon using fingers to do multiplication…..we had flash cards and everything…..so we could do math without a pencil to add up 9x9. America is doomed isn’t it?

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@NoahRevoy @libsoftiktok Exactly. It’s absolutely disgusting that there are people in the world who WOULD date someone with such a severe mental illness. That’s borderline predatory.

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@richardmarx Now do the stats on suicides resulting from sexual abuse and how many people have PTSD and anxiety disorders due to childhood sexual abuse. And some stats on lgbtq people who were victimized as kids and how abused become abusers as adults.

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1 year

@bibimnc @StewGriffin52 @JoshLekach 😂 this kind of thinking is what lures females in to this. Because yeah she definitely gave him a 10 min BJ in a parking lot of a shitty restaurant. When ur acting like a ho you get treated like one. Men don’t treat ho’s like princesses. That’s why she cried.

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@KonstantinKisin It’s a good thing she rolled her r’s and announced her affiliation, otherwise we might have thought she was white…..

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1 year

@TheBabylonBee He was a vegan and an animal lover too!!

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1 year

@lporiginalg What’s her shirt say? Is she really wearing a shirt that describes herself?

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1 year

@TheResilientSee @historyinmemes 💯. The DUI laws are a money racket. They’re not about safety.

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@mattxiv One who’s on a power trip and just wants to force themselves on someone without their consent. This is about control.

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@zerohedge Is this the equivalent of putting black tape over the check engine light?

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1 year

@KobeissiLetter This is the worst irrational bubble we’ve seen. What’s that saying about irrational markets?

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1 year

@JohnJHarwood 4 of the 6 are already covered in Federal laws.

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10 months

@palella @RaemenSoups Is this a parody account??

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2 years

@evrafter @Ultra_Violent_B @DrEtiquette @hodgetwins Preach!! It’s insulting. It’s the equivalent of blackface.

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@HighyieldHarry And has almost 15k followers giving advice when he doesn’t know what “vesting” is. Really?!

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@unusual_whales Trulieve spent way more than KG trying to advance it. BOTH instances are examples of corporate fingers on the scale of politics.

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@crypt0potamus @Timcast When you use flowery wording to describe who a trans person “may be attracted to” you make it sound like they just have a plethora of options. When, the honest answer is that no sane and reasonably well adjusted human will consent to have sexual relations with a trans person.

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@MrAndyNgo When they say “screen them for criminal backgrounds” does that mean thru the FBI (which doesn’t have access to Mexico’s CJS) or sending requests to their country of origin who probably doesn’t keep records either?

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@AnswerRebellion @unusual_whales Did we think there would ever be a day when Putin would be the one leading the good fight?

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1 year

@followtheh A female prostituting herself of her own free will to produce porn is empowering and liberating last i heard. Have we switched again? Is sex work back to being degrading and misogynistic again? Y’all need to pick a narrative. I can’t keep up with what I’m supposed to think.

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@JaYspiff @JaymalGreen What kind of mother puts a 14 year old kid in harms way?? Encouraging him to catch a murder charge? WTAF is wrong with people??

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@SecondCityCop @zonepolitical @RealCandaceO I don’t get involved in romantic partnerships with dogs. And also, dogs do not have the freedom to choose their owners. They are owned and they love the people who own them. Or those people have them euthanized or “rehomed” if they don’t.

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@libsoftiktok Remember this the next time the teachers’ unions walk out for more money and make sure ur asking questions about teacher quality/student outcomes at ur local school board meetings.

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1 year

@DC_Draino I didn’t see a bump being done there. He woulda had to have some kind of inspector gadget sleeve dispenser or something. Not saying he wasn’t tweaking cuz he was. But I don’t think that’s video of him doing a bump.

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My first name really is Rhonda. I really do live in a trailer. Bought with cash. So it doesn’t matter if my dogs chew the trim and fuck shit up (and they do). My criteria for the realtor was fiber internet, big yard, less than $150k and in my bf’s hometown. He was in prison for a

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1 year

@JoJoFromJerz What good sibling didn’t make their other siblings lives hell? I put duct tape (the old kind that never came off) on the inside of my older brother’s hairy legs while he was asleep because i had to mow the yard and he didn’t.

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@LeenybearBrooks @AuronMacintyre Ummm did they pay for tickets to see a performance of world class skaters? Did they get that? Maybe they were upset that an entertainment venue was usurped to push a political agenda they didn’t want to see…..

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2 years

@palella Ummm it’s Thursday.

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1 year

@ABNMedia @libsoftiktok Are we being trolled? Cuz I can’t tell anymore….

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9 months

@AlexArrelia Well, the definition of fat has radically changed also. 5’6” and about 120-125 was ideal for a female. Now ur lucky to find someone 5’6” who is under 150.

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@kyletrades_ Because the ones making money from trading and aren’t selling a subscription or service or ad revenue and don’t care about the follows and engagement farming.

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@literaryeric @michaeljknowles The words Anxiety, trauma, toxic, narcissistic, trigger and journey are all red flag words to me now that tell me a person is not worth getting to know. Immediate cull for excessive excuses for bad behavior. And probably on a lot of drugs. Too needy for fun.

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2 years

@vaughn_shah @libsoftiktok Not in boys.

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1 year

@StephenKing When did they start serving home fries and english muffins? U ever even been to a Waffle House??

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@FinJourney Funny how Theresa Perrin claimed the same thing about HLBZ/MCOM after she had been the de facto company spokesperson BEFORE they bagged a fuckton of people.

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@historyinmemes There is a big difference between a drag show and some grown men clowning to be funny. Like when dads let little girls paint their toenails or put makeup on them when they’re little and then laugh because “daddy’s wearing makeup”. It’s funny because daddy’s don’t wear makeup, not

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@AmiriKing I remember when my nephew said “stop calling me a baby. I’m a big boy now!” When he went from diapers to pull ups. I didn’t hand him a beer. JS.

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@AmiriKing Absolutely agree. There should be a limit on reports.

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@clipsthatgohard I wish we could have seen the first several seconds. People indoctrinated with “pits are just big babies” will run up to a stranger’s dogs and put their hands on them. I have literally had women grab my dog by the face and attempt to kiss him on the face. If she had grabbed me by

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@TheeFlyestByrd @Afro__Fairy @michaeljburry @TheJusticeDept So the sensible thing to do would be for all non black owned businesses to pull out of “tha hood” because they’re just not welcome? Cuz nobody is stopping black people from committing the capital and opening their own businesses.

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@MikeSington You might try just checking Twitter. Comments have already been made. Big Dawg took a poll, we voted, he’s reinstated. End of story.

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@eugenejohnson_ In true form, that’s what makes it the funniest. Because it IS funny. Hilarious in fact.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok I take it as a red flag that this person will be difficult to deal with and avoid them in all possible ways after that interaction and only interact with them if I have absolutely no other choice.

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1 year

@JebraFaushay And you can still tell she’s a girl. Nay nay on the T.

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@JaySandfarm @unusual_whales Yup bout right. Deposit $10k and you’ll need a letter from ur elementary school librarian saying you returned all ur books on time and a pair of dirty underwear for dna samples and these guys go buck wild and nobody bats an eye.

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@shanermurph Most of the people commenting seem to have confused rehearsed practiced and staged cop tv shows with real life. Real cops ain’t like Law and Order.

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@JaymalGreen Would any of this happened if she had just gotten her food and not engaged with this dude? Or just left and ate somewhere else? Any possible better ways to handle this situation than calling ur juvenile son to end a fight you didn’t need to be in?

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@VegasIssues @SphereVegas @mwarchala @AlexSaksri @MakeEmSayRAY I wonder how much energy it used? How many jets worth of carbon footprints and did they run it with green renewable powers? Or just straight magic?

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@WillingWitness And all the people who are paying these folks buying them the ice creams will be lamenting and moaning they can’t afford a house or to pay back their student loans.

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1 year

@WillingWitness Why is nobody giving assistance to the dog or getting it in a vehicle to go to the vet?

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1 year

@AmiriKing At least they’re not claiming it was dropped by somebody on jan 6 or some white supremacist on a tour.

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2 years

@StateFarm I hate this commercial so much.

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@JackPosobiec Fair enough. So can someone dox that teenage boy that beat that little girl up and supply the info on the parents (or get an interview cuz they’re notorious to get in the media to say “my baby innocent”) and show us what pillars of society and what great parents they are?

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1 year

@JGEVtweets @unusual_whales The scary part is how many in the comments apparently don’t seem to know that.

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@dsolimano @libsoftiktok Blood vessels in what? You don’t have menstrual cramps without a uterus. Full stop.

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