Jared “Already Platinum” Denney @PlayaJared Twitter profile

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

9 months

Warm beer and cold pussy >>

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

19 days

Happy Pride Month ✊

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@Srirachachau

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2 years

@TheOnion Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Grab Waitresses By The Wrist To Get Their Attention

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2 years

@Jomboy_ Not a single Angel looking good in this, gotta love it

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2 years

@verdantdew @imbobswaget

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@PlayaJared

2 years

Should I get this for my cousin’s one year old? I’m worried she’s showing signs of being a bigoted piece of shit

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@PlayaJared

1 year

First things first

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2 years

Should I get this for my cousin’s one year old? I’m worried she’s showing signs of being a bigoted piece of shit

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@PlayaJared

2 months

Me and my bedtime beer

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@PlayaJared

6 months

Pussy so fat it looks like balls

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5 months

White gas lighter: White gaslighter:

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Cute drug test girl said I was very well-hydrated, is she asking me out ?

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Pick me girl 🙄

Wild content

@NoCapFights

3 months

she didn't even try

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5 months

You're in her dms, I'm in her dms too and it's NOT going well

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@PlayaJared

1 month

Can someone explain why Children’s Hospitals always have the ugliest art? Like I could do this ??

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@PlayaJared

3 months

If I become a celebrity I’m gonna have addictions you’ve never even heard of

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@PlayaJared

2 years

Waiting to see the TikTok of the second plane coming in with the “Oh no oh no no no” song

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@PlayaJared

1 month

Should I do it

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3 months

Cop that pulled me over and searched my vehicle has apparently never heard of getting Iced before?

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@PlayaJared

6 months

Yooo what happened last night 🍹🥟

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2 years

@MiamiDolphins Jail

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@PlayaJared

7 months

- to those who celebrate

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Deviled eggs are just regular eggs to me 😳😈 hah just a look into my twisted mind

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@PlayaJared

8 months

Hey did you get that sext i sent last night?

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@PlayaJared

2 months

I gave her the ick from spinning really fast in my office chair and getting too dizzy

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Wearing this to pick up british girls

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@PlayaJared

9 months

If you’re in trouble I am NOT helping you idc

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@PlayaJared

9 months

Phineas ahh shadow

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6 months

Only white boy at this Taco Bell feeling like I’m Anthony Bourdain

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7 months

Up’s opening sequence needed a penetration scene

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@PlayaJared

10 months

At any given moment I could drop the tweet of the year I just don’t feel like it

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@PlayaJared

8 months

“I’m gonna cum” “No literally same”

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@PlayaJared

7 months

I think i might be autistic and my hyperfixation is gettin dome

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@PlayaJared

5 months

Never look up a tweet you thought you created

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@PlayaJared

7 months

Do you guys eat pussy with or without the crust on?

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@PlayaJared

2 months

Mr. and Mrs. Met approached me at a bar and asked if I’d like to pleasure her while he watched

Mr. & Mrs. Met

@MrMet

2 months

Voldemort wouldn’t stand a chance 🧙‍♂️🧙

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@PlayaJared

8 months

They should make a drug that feels like being a puerto rican

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@PlayaJared

1 year

Happy Pride Month ✊

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@PlayaJared

6 months

My new year’s resolution is to be sober… sober from drinking non-alcoholic beverages !!!

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@PlayaJared

7 months

0 minutes listened cause I was too busy getting pussy

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@PlayaJared

30 days

Hot birrieria girl saying, “You’re back!” when I walked in the door

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

4 months

Strawberry milk comes from the cows pussy

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Wait until 24 year olds find out about YouTube

barry pierce

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3 months

really hope that gen z never finds out that the biggest thing on the internet in 2010 was an autotuned song about a dude who climbs in windows and rapes people

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@PlayaJared

5 months

Girls be like “DONT BE MEAN TO HIM!” and it’s a dumb looking chair

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@PlayaJared

1 year

Obsessed with this woman

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@PlayaJared

1 year

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my large Frosted Animal Cookie ICEE

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

7 months

*whitest voice you’ve ever heard* yezzirrr

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

3 months

Pro tip: tell a bunch of people this when you’re feeling suicidal

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@conzmoleman

3 months

Boeing Whistleblower told family, friends and “if anything happens to me it wasn’t suicide.” Friend speaks out:

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

8 months

Gripping the blunt like a toddler holding a crayon

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@PlayaJared

7 months

Me when I’m having sex

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7 months

This is bullshit, I could be watching porn rn

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Guys don’t put raw steak on their black eyes anymore

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@PlayaJared

2 months

Girls will go to a therapist before even attempting to order a pitcher of Bud Light with the dudes

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@PlayaJared

11 months

Started clicking my pen during sex cause I got nervous

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

8 months

Hmu for the addy tn only take 1 🎃

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

10 months

Beret on or off for my job interview it starts in 1 minute help

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@PlayaJared

9 months

Am I allowed to say bomboclat

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@PlayaJared

4 months

Hey @ChicFilRay , what was this ?

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@PlayaJared

4 months

Situationship but the situation is that I hate you

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@PlayaJared

1 month

Leaving this hotel TV on when I check out

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Do not make a suicide pact with me I will chicken out

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7 months

They shoulda never let a white boy like me learn the ancient ways

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5 months

OOTD

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8 months

Who’s tryna come over

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@PlayaJared

3 months

People who say social media is bad for you have never had a hit tweet. Me? I've had two.

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@PlayaJared

1 year

Ratatouille… in a way

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8 days

💍💒

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

3 months

Every album should have 18 tracks, including 1 intro, 2 skits, 2 skippable remixes, and 1 song that’s unavailable on streaming due to sample clearance issues.

SMALL ALBUMS

@SMALLALBUMS

3 months

no album should be more than 9 songs.

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

4 months

The struggles of a white-passing irishman

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@PlayaJared

21 days

If your boyfriend gets turned on by lingerie that’s your girlfriend

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@PlayaJared

4 months

Women’s History Month is cancelled.

Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

4 months

Counting down to Women's History Month like it's NYE

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9 months

I jus be waxing and waning fr

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

6 months

When you first start listening to rap / When you’ve listened to rap for 25 years “damn this shit looks sick”

OrbGazer

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when you first start digging jazz/ when you’ve listened to jazz for 25 years “damn this shit looks sick”

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@PlayaJared

3 months

Riddles are so mf hard

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

3 months

If some tiktoker came up to me with a mic and asked me to name my top 3 black people I could do it without hesitation

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

2 months

Showing up at a girl’s place with a sleeping bag

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@PlayaJared

9 days

Working on something rn

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@PlayaJared

2 months

Challengers but instead of tennis it's a hot dog eating contest

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

1 month

This mexican restaurant fake asf not telling me the plate is hot making a fool outta me

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

1 year

@hot_labor Diet coke and buffalo wings contain all the necessary nutrients, vitamins, and minerals that the body needs to function properly. There is literally no reason to eat anything else unless it tastes good and you want to

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Jared “Already Platinum” Denney

@PlayaJared

10 months

Holy fuck this pic is so fucking hot