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EIC at @fthismovie . Co-author of IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS. Tobe Hooper lover. Contributor @DailyDeadNews , @BDisgusting . Member @ChicagoCritics & @ofcs 🍅 Approved

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11 months
Still can't believe this wasn't a massive hit
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5 months
Thinking only of Jarnathan tonight
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2 years
Also, on this, the 25th anniversary of STARSHIP TROOPERS, let us all remember that Dizzy was too good for Johnny Rico.
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2 years
The country owes Rob Zombie an apology.
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2 years
The cast of the original PREDATOR one by one championing #PreyMovie and in particular @AmberMidthunder is the most heartwarming thing this week. Makes me love all of them more.
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2 months
GHOSTBUSTERS is the JURASSIC PARK of comedy: a perfect one and done movie that the studio keeps trying and failing to recapture for decades
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4 months
We did not deserve Wesley Snipes run in the '90s
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6 months
Breaking: Ghostface not returning for SCREAM VII
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3 months
I love that Mark Wahlberg is embarrassed to have starred in BOOGIE NIGHTS because it’s easily the best thing he’s done and every other movie should be embarrassed to have starred Mark Wahlberg
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27 days
Stephen Hopkins didn't have to go this hard for the opening of PREDATOR 2 but we're so lucky he did
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3 months
There are a lot of great performances in 1994 movies but only one movie has Jennifer Jason Leigh giving this performance
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6 months
I know Fairuza Balk in THE CRAFT gets all the attention but have you considered Fairuza Balk in THE WATERBOY
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2 years
No one has ever looked better in a movie than Heather Langenkamp in NEW NIGHTMARE.
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3 months
It’s amazing how good the 2009 STAR TREK is for a movie that barely holds together at all
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9 months
There may be no better recent example of “watch it for the movie it is instead of what you wanted it to be” than HALLOWEEN ENDS
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23 days
What a total delight this movie is
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2 years
So many people coming into my mentions to tell me that HELLRAISER ‘87 “actually” isn’t good and what kind of world is this
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7 months
I’m pretty much a live and let live person but this asshole taking credit for the box office success of the 22nd sequel in a beloved series he didn’t create is too much for me
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7 months
#Endgame director Joe Russo appears to take a swipe at Martin Scorsese "His [dog] is named Oscar ... that's really cute ... [meet] Box Office'
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5 months
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES really is the best surprise of the year
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5 months
Thinking only of Jarnathan tonight
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2 years
Spent the last 24 hours being mocked and insulted for liking Rob Zombie movies. I’m going to keep liking them because I know what I like, but now it will also be to spite those people.
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1 year
Brendan Fraser might win an Oscar for THE WHALE but we all know it’s just a make up award for his actual best work
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1 year
Why is Clark flirting with women a staple of the VACATION movies like he’s not married to Beverly Fucking D’Angleo
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2 years
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD is Pure Cinema.
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3 years
Everyone needs to stop feigning surprise that Nicolas Cage gives a great performance in PIG. He is always great. It's the movies that sometimes don't meet his brilliance.
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5 years
I feel like the internet says I should hate #ITChapter2 , but I just can't. I love all the characters and the actors. I love Pennywise. It's messy, but few studio horror movies are this big and ambitious and totally weird. Happy to love it.
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2 months
Getting lots of "Well actually" reply guys and the occasional insult for this one but my favorite says GHOSTBUSTERS is not a comedy. I give up, everyone. We didn't see the same movie.
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2 months
GHOSTBUSTERS is the JURASSIC PARK of comedy: a perfect one and done movie that the studio keeps trying and failing to recapture for decades
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8 months
Bring back Parker Posey in everything
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7 months
As more and more of my favorite artists are revealed to be problematic or downright horrible, I just want to say thanks to Rob Zombie for still being cool
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2 years
I really like #PreyMovie too but that doesn't mean we have to start pretending that PREDATORS doesn't whip ass
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2 years
RIP Ivan Reitman. EVOLUTION is underrated.
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2 years
OG HELLRAISER is one of the best horror movies ever made
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11 months
Tell people you like pizza better than burgers and they get that taste is subjective. Tell people you like TEMPLE OF DOOM best of all and you’ve got hundreds of self-righteous replies that you’re wrong.
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2 years
Movies are not required to be moral.
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2 years
I’m not even commenting on the quality of ENDS, just saying that the DGG trilogy does all stuff that RZ did over a decade ago and got ripped apart for.
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11 months
Maybe the best villain performance ever. RIP Treat Williams.
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Patrick Bromley
2 years
THE FUNHOUSE is on @Shudder today. It’s my favorite movie from my favorite director and you should watch it as many times as possible.
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2 years
Remember: just because it’s #AlienDay doesn’t mean you have to shit on ALIEN: RESURRECTION. Some of us dig that crazy movie.
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17 days
We used to make movies that went for it
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4 years
Underappreciated Rob Zombie Movie Appreciation Post
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3 years
“Making sense” is not a requirement for horror movies.
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1 year
There's no better ending to a horror movie
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22 days
Got to see WATERWORLD on the big screen again last night and it's still dorky and totally rips and I miss earnest blockbusters like this
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7 years
I can't watch any FRIDAY THE 13TH movies anymore because now I realize there's violence on both sides. Both sides.
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2 years
Just in: man admits he can’t last 3 minutes.
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Patrick Bromley
6 years
Life is hard. Take care of each other. Like what you like. Don’t fight about stupid stuff. Don’t vote Republican. And watch Tobe Hooper movies.
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2 years
Now that free speech has been restored to Twitter I can finally say that FRIDAY THE 13th PART 5 is one of the best of the franchise.
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4 months
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died
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4 months
Bring back Ernest Dickerson movies
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3 years
UNDERWATER is so good.
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11 months
Listening to a podcast hit all the major talking points on TEMPLE OF DOOM -- problematic, dark, Willie Scott is annoying -- without once acknowledging that it's the best Indy movie
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4 months
Technology can’t handle 4K Stokely
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***NEW TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming soon to 4K UHD from Scream Factory The Faculty (1998) 4K UHD MORE INFO TBA To the students at Harrington High, the principal and her posse of teachers have always been a little odd, but lately they’ve been behaving positively alien.…
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Patrick Bromley
2 years
We feel your pain, Batgirl.
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3 years
DUNE is my most anticipated movie of the year but can we also acknowledge that the original David Lynch version is rad and deserving of all the spice?
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1 year
Post the biggest celebrity crush you’ve ever had
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7 months
Everyone sad about Matthew Perry should watch THE WHOLE NINE YARDS tonight. A great, underappreciated comic performance in a great, underappreciated comedy.
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11 months
What’s the best opening to any movie ever
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2 years
The fact that Nicolas Cage can pivot from PIG to THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT is proof that he is the greatest living actor.
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1 month
Now that I’m a full Disney Bro I’d like to know your favorite animated Disney movie. This, I think, is mine:
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2 years
Few movies go harder than LIFEFORCE.
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2 years
Whatever your feelings about this new TCM movie might be it's cool because we will still have TEXAS CHAINSAW PART 2.
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1 year
Now rewatching what might be my favorite movie of the last decade
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9 months
If we can learn to love HALLOWEEN III surely we can learn to love JASON GOES TO HELL
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2 years
So many movies that I want to watch but then I remember that they’re not ROBOCOP.
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6 months
Their time has come at last
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5 years
When an Impossible burger imitates meat, we say it’s amazing. When a movie imitates Spielberg, we write it off as derivative for some reason. Anyway, we’re watching SUPER 8 and it still rules.
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2 years
Finally saw #XMovie and will now only be tweeting about Brittany Snow. I don’t make the rules.
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3 months
Jan De Bont learned so much shooting one of the best action movies ever made that he was able to also make one of the best action movies ever made #fthismoviefest
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8 months
A very famous director once said he didn’t like Wes Craven’s direction of SCREAM but I would like to say that director is wrong because Wes Craven directs the fucking hell out of SCREAM
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1 year
I miss the functional competence of 90s movies.
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5 months
On this the occasion of Steve Spielberg's 77th birthday let us remember that TEMPLE OF DOOM is the best Indiana Jones movie
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2 years
Thank you to everyone here for not spoiling BARBARIAN because it rules.
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3 years
People who complain that Nicolas Cage hasn't made a good movie in 15 years probably haven't bothered watching a Nicolas Cage movie in 15 years.
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7 months
Since someone felt the need to rehash a year-old tweet of mine, I would like to repeat that I was right
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2 months
Few things hit like that old Tri-Star logo
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2 years
This is fucked up
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2 years
It’s because of GLOW and you deserve it, monsters.
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2 years
Netflix has lost 200,000 subscribers in Q1 and expects to lose another 2 million in Q2.
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3 months
Instead of celebrating the Razzies maybe Criterion could give these a physical release
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24 days
The older I get the better Cronenberg gets
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1 year
If you can handle seeing the same five commercials over and over, PlutoTV has THE KEEP in proper widescreen. Watching for the first time.
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3 months
Lena Olin does a once in a lifetime femme fatale turn in ROMEO IS BLEEDING but no one saw it and few still talk about it so she didn’t become the giant star she should have been
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1 year
The announcement that DRAGONSLAYER is finally coming to 4K/Blu is a good time to point out that it has the all-time best movie dragon.
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2 years
Regular reminder that this is a Good Movie and deserves better than it gets. They were making art.
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5 months
EQUALIZER 3 is easily the best EQUALIZER movie because like you’re just hanging out with Denzel in Italian cafes and then sometimes he stabs a guy in the head with a gun
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7 years
Reading that loving IT means I'm not a true horror fan. I'm about as true a fan as there is and it's my favorite movie this year. Blow me.
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1 year
There should be a class taught about the practical effects in NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD. One of the most underappreciated horror movies of the '90s.
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2 months
It’s here.
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4 months
Greatness has many authors. Five people edited STREET FIGHTER.
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3 years
Am I allowed to call MIDNIGHT MASS my favorite movie of the year?
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2 years
A lot of talk about how great PREDATOR 2 is this weekend, which I love because Stephen Hopkins rules.
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4 months
What’s your favorite movie about movies
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What’s your favorite movie about movies?
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4 years
I wish more people would see that FRIDAY 5 rules.
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7 months
The whole toy factory sequence in CHILD’S PLAY 2 is maybe the best in the franchise and one of the best sequences in all of ‘90s horror
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2 years
1997 was an amazing year for movies and STARSHIP TROOPERS stands out among that class. Happy 25th anniversary to one of the very best.
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2 years
May people on either side of the new TCM debate now have a deeper appreciation for the genius of Tobe Hooper.
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2 years
Watching the entire HELLRAISER franchise out of order and every new one I watch is my least favorite.
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6 years
“Hereditary isn't a horror film. As much as critics would like to call it one. It is a family drama with some scary parts.” — Actual thing I just saw a person write
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7 months
Nothing but respect for MY Five Nights at Freddys
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1 year
We as a society failed the movie BLOCKERS. We should be six movies deep in the Blockersverse by now.
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7 months
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999) should have made William Malone a huge director. Still the best of the Dark Castle remakes.
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