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Paraguay_Stronk

@ParaguayStronk

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22 World's only paraguayan, anyone else claiming the same is fake. I am sometimes (very rarely) funny online. Pan gang! (any/all) Begone thim

actually im in taiwan now so
Joined November 2019
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@DewEnjoyer we should bring back throwing tomatoes at people we dont like
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@miniminuteman Uhm, akshually, evolution is just like pokemon evolution so every animal must change drastically every 20 levels or so
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@BigNickTheThicc Fun fact: Here in Paraguay we have a brand called Mickey that sells food, using the same character. It has been taken to court several times and won all of them because Disney didn't market the character as a mascot for food items.
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@AnimalsCaption graphic design is my passion (made in ms paint as god intended)
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@DewEnjoyer i know this post isnt serious but i hate these so much because every time the flag they offer as a replacement is a crime on the eyes
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@HuggbeesTV genuinely 1984
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@Spideraxe30 cant wait to get 3/4th of my health done by one E from a lux support
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@Roccoboy91 @HuggbeesTV literally identical to animal farm
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@dm4uz3 mfw china made an actually watchable version
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@SocDoneLeft Fun fact! If you pretend you're using a salt shaker over your tongue, you can actually taste salt!
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@Spideraxe30 if this isnt the final icon we riot
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@aqualuvsuotd do NOT trust him!!! his eyes are full of malice he called me a stinkyhead once :(
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@GetIntimidated Women of reddit what's something an overweight gamer did that instantly made you want to have sex with him?
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@gfaunaa hop off the goat
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@WolfeyGlick cant believe gen 8 was so popular they made galar real and are holding the world championship there
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@JortLover @NickyBoiYT Renata is only attracted to domination over both Piltover and Zaun, she has no time for silly things like sex
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@smudgetwo @DeludedPhobes miyamoto confirmed luigi isnt circumcised so thats how we know he is cis smh
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@NickyBoiYT jhin would say its soul less and doesnt reflect the effort he puts in in his craft, and also every hand has way too many fingers so he hates it because its even less close to 4
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@ZachFBoyce @PresidentToguro 457 million if you count the famine that followed
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@N_tm_r landorus therian found dead in a ditch
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@SevSpam Three hundred and sixty degrees
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@LQDCLR @darksoulstoilet better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
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@SkoochLoL Gen 1 Mewtwo took advantage of everything broken in Gen 1 and was by far the best pokemon period. The only way to counter it was with your own Mewtwo. A close second would be Mega Rayquaza, who was so broken that the tier full of legendaries banned it, giving birth to a new tier.
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@db_witch cant wait for a youtuber ive never heard of to make a 4 hour video essay on this
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@saltydkdan If you can read spanish the conversation after that is a treat lmao
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@NickyBoiYT wdym champion_name_bunchofnumbers isnt a real person with legitimate opinions
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@halomancer1 @zimonitrome congrats your meme is relevant again
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@aqualuvsuotd explain this then!!!
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@IntroSpecktive you see, the difference is that one is eating brown people food (disgusting, horrible) while the other is eating glorious white american food (our heritage) /j
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@Finchinator2 live dark type reaction
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@NickyBoiYT when she does her charm on you she is asking you to explain all of skylander's lore this is true my uncle works at riot
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@taromaggenta dont you get it????? its the fat man that is disgusting and he is fat!! but this time, he is enjoying something and looks good doing it!!! reddit you have done it again, comedy hall of fame reddit gold 100 (/s in case it wasnt clear, please make gragas a real character)
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@LeagueOfLegends ah damn i'd celebrate veigar's birthday but i can't make it on such short notice
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@DeludedPhobes I pledge allegiance to the flag of LGBTistan.
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@SpinoOneArt @DailyGastrodon should have drawn chi-yu spamming specs overheat under sun but its still great 9.5/10
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@Dokkan_Tsurai @wyrmforge because shaco has like -3 polygons and no matter how strong the concept the execution will be lacking
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@AmongUsGame @rodamrix a refreshing drip in the ocean 😳
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@sexymanOTD can i be a tumblr sexyman
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@DailySnailies did you know snails get all their power from the glubby gland, which makes them awesome, gay and immune to most magic damage
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@GravelordZ @SkoochLoL wdym you dont like playing against the same 3 champions every match while someone is splitpushing?? smh ungrateful
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@SSephyr they should do it but its like a 400 page document of inconsequential lore nonsense, like 'gwens favorite perfume is made by renata glasc' or 'did you know kalista loves herself a good strawberrt shortcake'
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@Moonbuncommie @theserfstv uhm, no, all women have an hourglass figure, big tits and a fat ass and anything else deviating from that norm is degenerate and should not be shown to children (/s if it wasnt clear enough)
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@DailySnailies gastropod comes from the greek gastro and pod which mean "incredibly cool" and "based as all hell" respectively
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@AnimalsCaption "What breed is he?" "Autism"
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@Olistar255 i love the big orange pikmin with black hair hes my fsvorite
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@xX_MoMania_Xx @JJBAmanga koichi commits murder 1999 colorized
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@BigYellowSilly i am sorry but you have gone too far im unsubscribing unfollowing crying maybe even pissing a little bit this is unacceptable /j
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@lgballt @EmilyIsThicc As lgballt's main mod, no :)
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@DailySnailies coughing baby duck vs hydrogen bomb snail
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@existjojomemes you see its because elon is wholesome 100 like giorno he makes the children have jobs and not do drugs ger is there to represent no one will get to the truth of how he acquired his wealth everyone liked that thanks for the gold kind stranger
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@saimotaa Same energy as this
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@legotrillermoth @ettingermentum i remember being subbed to him when he had like 4K subs and unsubbed when I heard him talk about his religion in a random vid lmao
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@TBSkyen "here are the notifications from the people who bought the twitter equivalent of a club penguin membership please buy it too i beg you"
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@DailySnailies witch: i will punish you for your crimes *turns me into a snail* me: chilling on leaf, finally experiencing true and utter happiness witch: oh no
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@DailySnaiIy sluglight slugkeep slugboss
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@NickyBoiYT i love the silly gameplay videos but im aware the youtube algorithm hates those apparently
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@JJBAVD the confused giorno is so good
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@Roccoboy91 @HuggbeesTV its exactly the same concept as divergent
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@Trey_Explainer "B-but dog armor" your dog will still die in like 2 hits to any mob. Keep them as pets but don't pretend they are useful enough in combat to warrant bloating the inventory with their own armor type.
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@DailySnailies the sussy impostor is [USER HAS BEEN GLUBBIED FOR THIS POST]
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@MoxieBoosted you might be unemployed but at least your teams are stored server side 🙏
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@TakesAppalling the meme template is barely visible below the incredible amounts of brainrot, simply remarkable
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@AzumangaPanels2 omg azumanga daioh leaked my IP
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@DewEnjoyer yes but how many shrimps does he have to eat before it makes his skin turn pink? if he eats too much he will get sick, shrimp are pretty rich
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@SkoochLoL Consider, however, AP Varus
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@LoLContextChan jhingle is dead long live jhupport
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@MrsMThatcher Thank you Mrs Thatcher for all you did! The invention of the unisex bathroom has been a great advance in gender equality in the UK, if only the current conservative party would do the same!
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@DailySnailies from a quick reading its saying something about how the squid aliens came from space and are now in hakodate, hokkaido and have mechs and whatnot, most of the song is just the chorus of "squid alien" being sung over and over
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@Trey_Explainer the painter was a coward MAKE HIS BUTT BIGGER!!!!!!!!!
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@SSephyr malzahar is so babygirl coded so this is canon
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@HappyChimeNoise almost like showing people having success with off meta builds is the point
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@TBSkyen ah yes, the inevitable future of business, economics and society at large: a shitty roblox map
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@Mickel_D6 @DailySnailies It's hem, the CEO of pronouns
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@SkoochLoL An Even Number of Evenings at Eugene's Establishment
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@pterovmpyrus i love neil quinceañera
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