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@NicholasPas5 It's legitimately a great shot but thanks to this tweet I can't see it without hearing Mr Krabs laughing

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@Schaffrillas Apparently it's reversed footage and he's taking the baby out of the microwave. ...that still makes no sense though

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@JFilsdejean @RespectfulMemes He's saying the same shit that disabled activists have been saying for years, he's doing the right thing here. Teenagers are conditioned to hate their bodies by default, having a kind voice to fight that is a good thing.

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Why shouldn't men be allowed to fuck the Riddler?

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@Synopsis99 This is already on a clickbait YouTube thumbnail I guarantee it

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@G94P67 @PoorlyAgedStuff Oh wait that rules actually

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One of these is a young woman forced to be a voiceless assassin by her evil father. The other one is supposed to be Cassandra Cain.

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if we're talking business, aquaman was comics accurate and made a billion dollars, daredevil and doom patrol are highly accurate and get praised beyond belief you can change things, that's fine, but it's frustrating when the changes are consistently for the worse

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@DraydenElDivino @NicholasPas5 The issue is that pretty much everything he does was already done by this version of Riddler in the first movie.

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@zipzapsparkle @syiphee The whole tragic backstory was invented by the Romans. According to the Greeks she's the sister of Stheno, Euryale, the Graeae, Scylla, and other monsters born of Keto, goddess of sea monsters.

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@bornposting It literally makes an Arab woman into the villain, has a main character who "walked off" her disability, and ignores the existence of any nonwhite Bat Family member lmao

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@ulgulanoth @WeaponizedRage People like that... exist? Like, a lot of them? What point are you making here? That there are only a select number of acceptable deviations from abled straight cis white men?

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@tinydekus I mean from a certain perspective the New Testament is just fanfic anyway

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@Earth_928_2099 LMAO he's from ancient Greece, he'd be shocked if Atreus was straight

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@CSMFHT @Lesb1ben If Ancient Greece is known for two things, it's strict heterosexuality and monotheism

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Kratos kills Zag about 12 times but each time Zag keeps bringing him nectar and they end up becoming friends.

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Kratos VS Zagreus

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#TheLockedTomb is absolutely insane out of context. One of the main characters spent her life in love with a dead barbie doll. God references none pizza with left beef. The most well-adjusted POV character gets stung by Portuguese man-o-wars for fun. Fanfic stops a vengeful ghost

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@slowbeef THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE KID AND THE ROAD WHEN HE LUNGES FOR IT, THERE WAS NO REASON HE COULD HAVE JUST JOGGED AHEAD OF THE TRICYCLE

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@Spacecore17 @PoorlyAgedStuff Nah the Spore one was correct

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@JennyENicholson Please make a 12 hour response to his response that's just footage of the big porg.

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@GreenTextRepost Honestly the cropped version of this post is super relatable

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@ComicGirlAshley I'd watch a version of the show where they actually are a band that also solves mysteries tbh

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@GrijzeGans @ComicGirlAshley It's so weird, they literally JUST introduced a version of Reed Richards AND reintroduced a version of the Inhumans. This is LITERALLY the perfect time to adapt her properly in the MCU...

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@umadatalien @AvatarNews_ You can just say "bisexuals" it's fewer characters

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@Nowaltz00 @Schaffrillas Bruh I'm not watching a Flash movie that doesn't have any Flash characters in it except Barry and his immediate family

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In light of Jakapil I felt like bringing back an old meme format

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@daviddoodlez Why did I think Fred was shooting me with a gun

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@JohnTibbetts2 @RedLReviews It's because everything Batman says is so precise and controlled, he's got too many emotional barriers up to just be dropping F bombs

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@lullabybandit Ok but in regards to the 1st tweet how do lesbians have better taste in both men and women than straight people do? I'm in awe of their power.

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@andthejets Yeah like I know we hate Reagan but this guy isn't exactly someone to idolize

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@rejectedhannah I assumed that was all ironic. Like he sucks so much that people act like stans because the idea of him having stans is ludicrous

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@ISWV_Losers Also like... hello??? The adults in this game are gorgeous???

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@matthew_lucas “I don’t like art being run by pure profit.” “Well then you’ll love this thing that is literally all about churning out art without consideration of quality for the sole purpose of profit!”

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@Merman_Melville @MaraWilson He was an idealistic vizier who came to court only for the Sultan to steal his wife, who then died, so he dedicated himself to finding the genie's lamp, even though he didn't believe in magic, for the chance that he could see her again.

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@48hourlockdown Exactly. Bury your gays is specifically about a pattern of killing and victimizing queer characters MORE than straight characters. It does not mean gay characters cannot or should not ever die or suffer.

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@MrXquisit1 @GeorgeTakei How is that fair? Geography doesn't have rights, people do. There's nothing fair about a system that gives a person's voice more weight solely based on arbitrary borders and where they live

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@DreamLeaf5 People HATE the idea of disabled people having sex. They REALLY REALLY don't like it.

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@brockwilbur @BenliciaWarrior Isn't the Simpsons on D+???? Like, what kind of audacity are they trying to pull claiming they took it off for ALCOHOL USE when Homer fucking Simpson, arguably the most famous fictional beer-drinker, is on the platform???

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Having superheroes originate from a Nazi is ugly af when you consider how superhero stories actually originated.

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I HIGHLY recommend everyone grieving Kevin Conroy read Finding Batman from DC Pride 2022 once you think you're able to. It's beautiful and heartbreaking.

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@CarpeDonktum @AOC "The democrats are elitist, they need to represent the working class" *Working class person with a degree gets elected* "No not like that!"

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Batgirls was NOT advertised as a series about Babs w/ Steph and Cass as her sidekicks. The first several issues HEAVILY advertised it being Steph and Cass focused w/ Babs as their mentor. So it's ok for people to be pissed they're being made into side characters in THEIR own book

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@ConceptualJames @NPR Ah yes, the reasonable response to slavery and genocide: "Deal with it."

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@patthewatcher I want them to take as much time as then need and not a moment less. Great, genre-changing animation like ITSV takes time.

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@LordYeezus @DailyLoud that was 200 million years before the first humans...

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I find it so funny how many people watching #JurassicWorldDominion are assuming #Therizinosaurus is fake b/c they can't imagine it being a real creature but in reality the Jurassic World version TONED DOWN how weird it was.

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@JewishSpeed It's Hawkeye and Male Hawkeye. Duh.

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#RWBY #RWBY7 #RWBYspoilers OH FUCK Hey guys… remember how Willow said she bugged every room in the house? EVERY. ROOM.

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@jkcorellia The lack of hard lines is what really draws me to the term. To me, a lot of what makes queerness feel right to me is the recognition that so much of sexuality and gender can't be easily defined and categorized in a simple system, and that that's beautiful

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@TheAnything_Bot Absolutely not, no way I would survive the Horny Police if the Wet Bandits were also there 🥵

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Something the "science ruined dinosaurs" ppl don't realize is that there was a period of deep scientific disinterest in dinosaurs in the mid 20th century and it led to T. rex being treated like a colossal wimp with fragile teeth and no ability to hunt...

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The bias against Dinosaurs way back before the Dinosaur renaissance is so bad that its just so funny. "The agile grizzly, with his cunning and long lasting energy" is able to kill a T. rex. lmao

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The Cretaceous Period lasted longer the entire Cenozoic but for some reason this one fucking week is all anyone ever time travels to. Does iridium attract time machines?

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NEW plot details for '65,' starring Adam Driver. The film hits theaters March 17/23 and also stars Ariana Greenblatt. 🚀🦕 #65movie #AdamDriver #ArianaGreenblatt

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Kinda blows my mind how much bigger even a mid sized theropod dinosaur is compared to pretty much ANY OTHER LAND PREDATOR EVER. Like Megalosaurus, not a particularly impressive big theropod, was almost 500 lbs heavier than Megistotherium, one of the largest land mammal predators.

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@KnightGambit I like the idea but the reason for doing it is so infuriating and stupid

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@robertliefeld His name is Wade Wilson, Robert

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@SwedishBuries @JoshuaPotash Of course it’s a flood plain, just like a good chunk of the US. Doesn’t change the scale of this disaster

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I feel like Ceratosaurus doesn't get enough credit for how WEIRD it is. Like, yeah, the three horns are unique but also the giant fangs? Weirdly flexible tail? OSTEODERMS, NOT KNOWN FROM ANY OTHER THEROPOD?! And it's only close relative is known from just the front of the jaws!

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@cell_0801 It's also telling how often Snyder fans use still frames and not, like characterization or themes. Because Snyder's a fantastic cinematographer but fails at using the characters in a way that stays true to what makes people love them in the comics.

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@stephenablack It's an anecdote from my childhood, but my mom likes to talk about how when I was really young I started shouting "fuckin' knife" a lot, and she thought it was her fault for swearing in front of me, but it turned out I was just trying to say "fork and knife"

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@SAMBUCKY616 @Lesb1ben Heimdall was the one who came up with the idea of dressing Thor up as Freya and sending him to be married to the giant who’s stolen mjolnir so this is very in character

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@TheQuiver_ No, that's wrong and against the spirit of the character. Green Arrow should hate cops at least twice as much as any version of Batman.

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@MaraWilson Reminds me of King of the Hill. "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110° in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

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@CringyBoi42069 @G94P67 @PoorlyAgedStuff Yeah that's not as based

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@Danny09280855 @Earth_928_2099 that's what I'm saying. The concept of a man who didn't sleep with other men would be weird to him

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@harriesdrunk @spideydweeb @captstwilson I refuse to learn the lyrics on principle

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@rojosimpson @lyricalflop One of the things I love about Holt is that he's socially awkward and very serious but he's not a stereotypical "buzzkill" type character. This scene is the best example of that.

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@sensojax @toonyballoony If you're in financial trouble cancelling a GUARANTEED serious hit is a stupid idea. I work with kids, they're all reading these books. Like, across various different interests and personality types, these are a CONSTANT.

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@Variety Wait, you DON'T have a problem with Franco?

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@son_of_menendo @jitka Complete offense to Lovecraft but I am not driven to madness by the sight of a penguin

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Why is it that Wally constantly gets shit on this site for having been conservative as a kid but nobody goes after Barry for being conservative as an ADULT?

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Ok, another Star Wars confession: When I saw that Mark Hamill voiced Darth Bane in The Clone Wars my first thought was "Oh sweet, Mark Hamill's in Star Wars!?" It took me around 20 seconds before I remembered he was already in Star Wars😅

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@7thFormVoid @ResNeXtGuesser No it's correct, that's a leopard

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@_AlexHirsch Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like 4chan and Tumblr! Or Twitter and Tumblr! Or Reddit and Tumblr! Or Tumblr and other Tumblrs! Damn Tumblr! They ruined Tumblr!

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@babadookspinoza Yeah as an autistic Jew is pisses me off. She did nothing wrong, she just had a communication aid and they were acting in bad faith. I am well aware of the referenced political cartoons but they don't make octopuses associated with antisemitism!

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@Dham0624 LITERALLY HIS MAIN THING IS THAT HE CAN'T DIE

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@TheLonelyMucc @SWTweets Ah yes, the idiotic take the people still think is edgy despite it being done to death: the guy who destroyed the weapon meant for genocide which had blown up billions of innocents was the bad guy

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BRUCE THIS WOMAN HAS AN ANXIETY DISORDER

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Bruce is a menace!

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Wild that #JurassicWorldDominion made Giganotosaurus out to be the T. rex's archnemesis with the prologue when T. rex HAD a ridiculously badass archnemesis it literally evolved in competition with for like 100 million years

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@drmistercody Also, even if they did, a billionaire's idea of how to actually help the world would probably make things worse.

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@Viditrocks2000 @lovethundernews Historically some female monarchs like Hatshepsut and Jadwiga have used the title of King to emphasize their status as sovereign rather than consort

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@RoosterTeeth I already did art of Cinder, Mercury, and Emerald as animals (a tiger, a quetzal, and a secretary bird)

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@mouse_clicker @nytpolitics Seriously, this is an outrageously blatant antisemitic act

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@ItchyBacca @starwars Weird dudes on the internet: *see one (1) woman* Weird dudes on the internet:

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@frankieA_99 They do the same thing with Wally's romantic relationships.

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@summers_llm @NPR Insisting we're the greatest is the way to make sure we never are.

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@Crisprtek LMAO this is not a meltdown it's just Gail being Gail. She's having fun at y'all's expense.

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@TheThomason @BenliciaWarrior The issue is gatekeeping what is and isn't "cinema" or "art". It's not about whether he likes the movies.

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@cqtboydream @Lesb1ben Not even the Lauren Lopez Draco Malfoy?

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@Elias92905563 @Nowaltz00 @Schaffrillas Henry, Nora, and Iris are not the Flash's supporting cast. Henry and Nora are background dressing and Iris is one part of a much larger cast of characters. They couldn't even bother to include a FLASH VILLAIN in their FLASH MOVIE

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@evry1luvsdaniel @cell_0801 And also a serial rapist at least in the pre-NML days

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@journalistew @BCMorrow

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@CassiusDiniz @ResNeXtGuesser No, the meme says LIKE jaguar, implying he himself is not a jaguar. Both are correct.

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@Jedidiah_PR @MrXquisit1 @GeorgeTakei A state is a geographical location. It does not have rights, the people LIVING there have rights. There is literally nothing rational about a system that grants certain citizens more rights based on their physical location. It's absurd.

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@stillgray Please read ANYTHING about the Civil Rights Movement

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