Bought Pokémon and we asked the clerk if he’s played it yet and he said he’s not a Nintendo fan because they’ve “rehashed the same idea for 30 years”
I asked him what he plays
He said Call of Duty
Bro WHAT
I firmly believe that Five Guys is the best burger place and I have never had a disappointing meal there but they are out of their god damn minds with the prices these days
Netflix:
-Locks 4K streaming behind a way larger paywall than the majority of streaming services
-Claims exclusive content justifies price but then cancels popular and well received exclusive content
-Takes away account sharing to force people into said paywalls
Wtf
Microsoft acquires another massive gaming company, the monopoly continues to grow as Sony scrambles to make their next power play, the console war is at an all time climax
Meanwhile, at Nintendo:
YEARS OF RIDICULE
YEARS OF TELLING ME IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
I HAVE BEEN ON THE FRONT LINES ADVOCATING FOR STEVE
AND NOW HES HERE
I WILL ENJOY THIS GREATLY
Hidden replies have gotten beyond out of hand
They aren’t even funny anymore, it’s just genuinely horrific, awful shit that no human being should ever have to witness
I’m being dead fucking serious fix this shit
The majority of replies to this are saying how it’s wrong to speedrun a game and not experience it in its entirety, seriously implying that this speed runner has never once played Ocarina of Time normally
This app is hilarious
Nintendo cancelled a Splatoon event because some of the top teams had names that supported the Melee community
The company truly has become complete dogshit
People are all of a sudden outraged at people making Pyra/Mythra boob jokes but I recall seeing a million Steve meat jokes or sexualizing shirtless Sephiroth and no one batted an eye. Not saying it’s wrong to be offended by it I’m just wondering where the line is drawn
Iron Giant’s pacifist nature is canon in the movie and that’s all the matters, him being in a WB licensed fighting game doesn’t change that imo
Isabelle is murdering people in Smash, yet wouldn’t harm a fly in Animal Crossing, but no one cared about her fighting in Smash lol
3 and a half years clean from cigarettes after nearly a decade of being addicted
This marks the point where my doctor told me that if I could make it to, it was like I never smoked in the first place
I can't imagine ever going back
Please don't ever even start
I rewatched the entire Toy Story series for some fresh perspective and my god, 4 has the be the most unnecessary movie of all time.
The ending of 3 was literally perfect and should have stopped there lol
RIP ETIKA
Circa 2016 when I met you, one of the coolest, most unique people I've ever met. You reacting to my Charizard clip helped a kid with 100 subs get my real start on YT. I'll always be grateful for that. You've been a real homie and I'll miss you forever. Love you man
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Reviews:
IGN- 10/10
VGC- 10/10
GameSpot- 10/10
Inverse- 10/10
ComicBook- 10/10
Checkpoint- 10/10
CGMagazine- 10/10
Nintendo Life- 10/10
God is a Geek- 10/10
Screen Rant - 10/10
Game Informer- 9.75/10
Digitally Downloaded- 9/10
I’m gonna go ahead and say that Onlyfans removing sex work from their platform is a horrible decision based on the fact that I had no idea that there was anything other than sex work on Onlyfans
This is Miyamoto. We are now creating a new animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros. This film is planned for release in theatres on April 3rd, 2026 in the US and many other markets, and throughout the month of April in other territories. [1/2]
NOW PAY ATTENTION, BOY! I SAY SOME, I SAY SOME VILLAINS CAN'T BE REASONED WITH. WORDS WON'T REACH EM! THEY'RE MORE STUBBORN THAN AN ITCH THAT WON'T GO AWAY! DON'T YA GET IT, BOY? YOU OUGHTTA PROTECT THE LIFE YA CHERISH! LET GO OF THOSE SILLY RESTRAINTS. JUST... LET IT GO, BOY!
My quality of life has genuinely improved since I quit playing League of Legends last year
That’s not even a joke or meme
I literally am better off physically mentally and emotionally now that I’m not raging in front of a computer screen for hours a day lmao
I’ve seen cancer up close take away some of the most important people in my life
There’s nothing to say about it other than there’s no rhyme or reason to any of it
It’s just sucks and I hate it
RIP Technoblade, my heart goes out to all of his loved ones.
My timeline every day
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Microsoft: “We have a next generation console on the way.”
Square Enix: “We have a massive budget remake of one of the greatest games ever made.”
Nintendo: “We have a fucking bear with a bird in his backpack.”
The people: “Nintendo wins.”
A lot of people are saying this person is a no life loser but I’m honestly impressed af that both Minecraft and a human being were both capable of doing this. This is sick
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You can tell Jack Black was so excited for this role lmao
As soon as I heard the voice I knew he put his all into it, but I expected nothing less from Jablinski Games
Nothing but love and appreciation for him as Bowser
Nintendo: “what about Steve”
Sakurai: “well, he’s a logistical nightmare. The sheer amount of overhaul we would have to do on every stage to even consider his unique nature would take more effort than any character ever.”
“So can do do it?”
“Yeah lol”