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Weekly PGA Betting & DFS Content @TheLinesUS | Unofficial @getflexseal ambassador | Retired XFL Thoughtleader | SU '15 🍊

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John Haslbauer
2 years
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2 years
Bryson DeChambeau proves that he can make it under ropes 😂😂
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Still so preposterous
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2 years
Didn’t watch any of LIV this past weekend. Been thinking about how it’s possible I could care so little about a DJ walk-off eagle, and it’s because of how inconsequential it all feels. Overpaid golfers competing for even more money with no other stakes just doesn’t do it for me.
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*whispers in an almost imperceptibly quiet tone* Bryson had one great round in uncharacteristically soft Augusta conditions and otherwise failed to break par when the course played as firm as intended.
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MYGOLFSPY
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LIV Golf had a forgettable Masters. Yes, I already know you're going to bring up Bryson... But combined, their 13 players went 82-over. Bubba, DJ, Meronk, Schwartzel and Sergio all missed the cut. But no one wants to talk about that... But I will 📰
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5 months
LIV’s groundbreaking Rahm announcement is getting less engagement than a random video of Rose Zhang’s swing. Wonder if Jon Rahm may not be the needle-mover they thought they were getting for $600M. But good luck growing the game!
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John Haslbauer
11 months
Collin Morikawa shoots a 71 with eight misses inside 12 feet and 65 feet of total putts. I’ll say what everyone else is afraid to: This guy would be pretty good if he could learn how to putt.
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John Haslbauer
3 years
If the Ryder Cup has to be a 3 day event, wouldn't it make more sense to to go Thurs-Sat so it's not head to head with NFL?
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@KnicksMuse "Jacyn Goble" gotta be the least trustworthy sounding name in the history of names
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John Haslbauer
3 years
Patrick Cantlay shot an aggregate score of -47 in his wins this year at the Zozo, Memorial, and TOUR Championship. Jon Rahm shot an aggregate score of -54 in those same 3 events.
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10 months
My content fix this week
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11 months
It’s time
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11 months
Scottie Scheffler on reports that he will switch to a different putter before the opening round: “You guys will find out Thursday.”
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3 months
This might be the worst logo in the history of brands
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John Haslbauer
11 months
Getting all the best players in the world back together with increased funding is broadly a win-win for fans and players. But man, guys like Hideki, JT, Spieth, Zal, Cam Young who turned down 9 figures in loyalty to the Tour have to be furious. Hopefully they get their due.
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John Haslbauer
22 days
As we know, when prolific closer Cameron Young holds the lead on the weekend, you just hand him the trophy.
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John Haslbauer
2 years
Sungjae FRL +7000 ✅ FRL #3 this year. Free-rolling the rest of the Masters. Vibes are good!
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John Haslbauer
3 years
NEVER 👏 IN 👏 DOUBT 👏 It was written, you were warned, kudos to all who tailed. #NotAHobby !!!
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3 years
Kevin Kisner is your 2021 Wyndham Championship winner and you're not gonna convince me otherwise thank you
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1 year
The King of Cali continues to cook 🔥 Two Spotlight winners already to start the year! Homa Outright +2600 ✅ Homa T20 +105 ✅ Rai RFL +11000 ✅ A hungover Pebble Preview will be up sometime tomorrow, gonna be a long Saturday night 🍻
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John Haslbauer
2 years
Crafted a handy translator below if you don’t feel like reading through all the LIV-committed player statements
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1 year
Si Woo comes through!! +4500 ✅ Been awhile since we had a Spotlight winner. Good to be on the board early in 2023. Onto The AmEx, Preview is live!
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2 years
A ring to cap off the Florida Swing 🎉 Shout out to @patrick_cantlay for financing this rock at the BMW.
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5 months
@_willcompton @R_Mendenhall @BussinWTB Justin Tucker v. Dare Ogunbowale is the x factor matchup ppl are sleeping on
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John Haslbauer
3 years
5 MCs 0 T10s in 6 Majors Lowest net score in only 2 events Patrick Cantlay with the worst Player of the Year resumé of all time 👏🏼
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John Haslbauer
2 years
Comments from Phil, DJ, and Louis starting to tell a very clear story of LIV’s appeal. It’s not about the 4-month season, they’re all drawn to the 8-month layoff. LIV will only draw players who’ve lost their competitive drive. Basically a golf retirement plan.
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2 months
Knapp Time is NOW +4500 ✅ 😴 Love a Spotlight winner. Congrats to everyone else who hit! Onto PGA National 🫡
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John Haslbauer
11 months
Nick Taylor +7500 ✅ Rai FRL, Cole T20, Chez T40. A perfect week. I need a cold shower. US Open next, Preview is up, see ya there on Friday!
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2 years
A good reminder from the LIV bots of how insufficient 54 holes is to crown a deserving champion. Congrats to Zal and all the backers. BMW preview will be up tomorrow morning, I’ll see you there on Sunday! 👊
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I can't imagine the PGA is excited to have Troy Merritt, JJ Spaun, Tyler Duncan, Brian Harman, and Sepp Straka on the top of their leaderboard. #LIVGolf has done serious damage to the PGA's marketability.
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2 years
We're on the board in 2022! Hoge +6600 ✅ Cantlay T10 +110 ✅ Congrats to all the other Hoge backers out there. Good momentum heading into the WMPO. Preview live & pinned!
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John Haslbauer
1 year
How did Michael Block get a picture on DK before Schenk and Griffin?! How is Michael Block priced ahead of Schenk and Griffin?!
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7 months
Some personal news regarding my lack of Zozo content this week 🕺 #worththehasl
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5 months
@GaryParrishCBS Correct but that would assume his new Saudi bosses allowed him freedom of speech
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2 years
This one’s called the Chappell Hill
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2 years
If I'm Tiger's agent, I'm asking the Saudis for a 1-year, $500M deal, and allowing for use of golf carts in competition. Who says no?
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John Haslbauer
3 months
BIG 👏 DICK 👏 NICK 👏 +17500 ✅ Incredible finish, bring on Usher!
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John Haslbauer
11 months
Rory Block 🤝 140-yard wedges
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2 years
Joaquin the Dream comes through! Niemann +7000 ✅ Casey > Henley +106 ✅ What a stretch for Chile, who will have back to back winners this time next week. Honda Classic Preview is live/pinned. Let's keep it movin 🔥🇨🇱
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2 years
"Daniel Berger's lead not safe with Kitayama on the course." So we're on mute for the rest of the day
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John Haslbauer
3 years
Kevin Kisner is your 2021 Wyndham Championship winner and you're not gonna convince me otherwise thank you
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2 years
This absurd Rory low-round trend continues. McIlroy FRL +2600 ✅
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2 years
Young 90/1 makes it FRL #5 in ‘22 ✅ I have no explanation for why these keep hitting. I put very little thought into them. But we’ll take a profitable week at #TheOpen
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John Haslbauer
1 year
Audition’s over. It’s a coronation day! Rai FRL +11000 ✅
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John Haslbauer
3 years
No sane person should dedicate this much thought to the #ZurichClassic , but I made chart ranking every Team by their combined Birdie or Better Gained ranks.* Should make a big difference in Best Ball R1 & R3 *8 teams featured a player who was not in the @fantasynational database
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John Haslbauer
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@flushingitgolf Yeah I mean the last time there were two major competing tours, one of them wasn’t funded by a foreign government with a limitless supply of cash. But if we all just look past that, you’re spot on.
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John Haslbauer
2 years
World No. 1 has one win in the last 15 months World No. 2 ranks 205th in Putting out of 230 PGA TOUR players since the start of the 2021 season World No. 3 has never won in the United States #golf
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John Haslbauer
9 months
Not to be dramatic but we have to question whether Zach Johnson is an anti-American communist if he’s still considering JT for the team at this point
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2 years
Ain’t no Thursday like a MUÑOZ FRL Thursday 🥳🎉 The @GetFlexSeal is POPPIN tonight 💪
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2 years
Bet365 woke up this morning and chose bankruptcy
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2 years
Four years ago, I hit a 3/4 court putt at halftime of the ACC Tournament. Still my crowning athletic achievement.
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2 years
@dylan_dethier Your wife leaves you for another guy with 10x more money than you but insists it wasn’t about the money, she just needed some space apart. She also insists to come over whenever the new guy is away.
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THE NORTHERN TRUST 2021 Tournament Preview: Everything You Need To Know About Liberty National Before Tee Off
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1 year
Big implications for OAD strategy this year with the new Purse changes. Used to want to save the best players for the Majors, now there are 8 events with higher purses. Sentry TOC and the 4 Majors will each pay the same.
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2 years
The Postman delivers +8000 ✅️ Forgot what it feels like to hit an outright. Lotta American beverages being consumed tonight. Scottish Open's next & pinned!
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2 years
Have to feel pretty good about JT Poston at 80/1 on DK. If the JDC course history scares you, I present the below:
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2 years
Think the PGA made the right call not going head to head with this sport next Sunday
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3 months
I think the money thing is the only barrier keeping me from caring about LIV. I can't get past the fact that most LIV players were reluctant to join until they were given a king's ransom of upfront guaranteed money. Hard for me to buy in when the only real stakes are whether…
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3 years
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
We give Bryson DeChambeau a lot of shit, myself included, but you have to respect his dedication to getting better at this game. Last one out there again on the range tonight.
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2 years
Spirits are high on Chappell Hill
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2 years
This one’s called the Chappell Hill
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1 year
Clean sweep at Mayakoba 😅 Never believed we’d actually see Russ cross the finish line but here we are, open the #floodgates ! Henley Outright ✅ Morikawa T20 ✅ Dahmen T20 ✅ Lingmerth T40 ✅
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Scottie reminds me so much of Nikola Jokic. Both effortlessly dominant, unstoppable forces without looking overtly athletic. Both only talk about how much they want to go home after competition is over. Neither have any marketable charisma.
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Normann, never a doubt +2400 ✅ 6th outright of 2023, nice to have some extra bankroll before The Open - Preview up and pinned!
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John Haslbauer
3 years
Has there ever been a worse day for DFS chalk than June 24th, 2021? Ancer ☠️ Grillo ☠️ Keegan ☠️ Casey ☠️ Si Woo ☠️ Finau ☠️ Wolff ☠️ Hoffmam ☠️
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2 years
Got served this ad a year ago and I've thought about it pretty much every day since
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11 months
*Lands in LA* *Checks email*
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2 years
Denny McCarthy is your 2022 Wyndham Championship winner and you're not gonna convince me otherwise thank you
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3 years
Kevin Kisner is your 2021 Wyndham Championship winner and you're not gonna convince me otherwise thank you
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John Haslbauer
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Viktor Hovland has 4 T5s in his last 5 events, has not missed a cut in the last calendar year, and finished as the low amateur in his only trip to Augusta. He's currently +4000 to win The Masters in 6 weeks
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3 years
😳😳😳
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2 years
There are about 100 players I would have bet this week before Sepp Straka but congrats and God bless you if you had him. I've already erased the Honda Classic from memory. API Preview is live & pinned! 🏖️
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2 years
BANG. It's a solo FRL for Munoz, 40/1 ✅ That is Munoz's second FRL of the year and my fifth. Time to celebrate @GetFlexSeal 💪🎉
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John Haslbauer
2 years
MUÑOZ. EAGLE. SOLO LEAD.
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11 months
The +78500 Muñoz FRL sweat begins now.
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11 months
NBA sharps, what Finals prop are we parlaying with Scheffler outright for tonight?
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Tom Hoge FRL +10000 (chopped to +5000) ✅ Back to back weeks on the first round leader. Cannot express how relieved I am to have not lost money betting this tournament.
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Bhatia +5000 ✅ Been a day one Akshay fan so this one feels extra sweet! Third opposite field outright this year #OppoTout 🤷‍♂️
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John Haslbauer
3 years
Golf Gods showing Patrick Reed what an embedded ball looks like on the next hole 😂
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3 years
2021 WGC-FedEx St. Jude Invitational Tournament Preview: Everything You Need To Know About TPC Southwind Before Tee Off
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3 years
As the biggest Kevin Kisner advocate on planet Earth at the moment, this is an asinine take. Kisner hasn't finished inside the Top 20 on a 7,400+ yard course since 2019.
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3 years
If we want to win the Ryder Cup, we simply have to pick Kevin Kisner. He is what Ryder Cups are won on. Team guy. Ferocious competitor. Gels with the squad. Match play assassin. Europe is made of Kisners & they’ve won 7 of the last 9. Kiz or die.
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2021 Open Championship Tournament Preview: Everything You Need To Know About Royal St. George’s Before Tee Off
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John Haslbauer
2 years
The office is *finally* coming together
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John Haslbauer
3 years
A week I'll never forget ✅Kisner OAD, Outright, & T10 ✅8th place in the $33 Dogleg for $500 ✅6th Outright of 2021 to guarantee a profitable year Pumped to keep it rolling at @TheNTGolf in my backyard of JC next week. Tournament Preview will be delayed, but out soonish!
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LIV guys looking…rusty
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