Oluwatobi Faj. @Oluw4tobi Twitter profile

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

If I got bread, all the homies eating

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

This is not DUBAI This is Ọba Àwọn University Day and Night view.. Can ur sch beat this? #OauVsUnilag

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

If you are asked to stop listening to one of these four guys songs Which are you letting go? - Wizkid - Burna Boy - Davido - Kiss Daniel

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Hear me out Y'all agree?

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Since nobody is talking about it I will say it

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

9 months

Oau life is not natural walahi😂😂 You have to be consciously reminding yourself every time that "Real life" in Nigeria doesn't work like this. ✨24/7 electricity ✨security ✨zebra crossing ✨people obeying traffic light when no one is watching.... Nah that zebra crossing dey…

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Ajax tí 4-1 lẹ́nu 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

My MTH result came out yesterday & it was very disheartening I no even think am twice,i came to Twitter straight to start building my acct I currently av 1.9K followers,I need at least 10K followers b4 Sunday to get a campaign job if u ar seeing dz please retweet ń follow me I fb

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

5 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Me when I’m eating and suddenly remember all the rubbish I saw on my portal 😭😭 #LasuResults

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

SB: sleekie done scam us..REMA no come OAU Me: how do you expect Spiderman to come? Is there any tall building from gate to Amphitheater to swing by 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Me checking MY CGPA knowing I'm way more intelligent than the nonsense I'm seeing😒😅

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Zebra crossing in OAU is a "DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME " thing.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Me: Bro, I need ur help SB: if Nah money.. I no get,me sef need help😒😞 Me:it's not money Fam SB:What bro? Me: I need ur financial assistance 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

I ain't Quavo but i will Takeoff with ur N!gga and he'll never let Migo🥵 Do not get Offset bae.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

We need about 3600 more people to help sign a petition against SARS Check @iam_YCEE page and please make urself count This need to stop Enough already #EndSARS

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@Oluw4tobi

4 years

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

9 months

@OfficialFPL Blud better give me my missed points in GW2

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Sco pa tu manaa *OAU VENDORS*

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Does anyone else see it? Or am I too far gone?

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Beginning of this year I was in part 1 Before the end of this year I'm going to be in part 3. ÒGÚNBỌ̀DẸ̀DE :

Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Imagine going to hell because you lied to me that you never jack anything.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

The Poet. The Poem

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

To be honest, Maths is lowkey fun when you understand what you are doing

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

That's me right there... Can y'all see me? Girl with beauty and brain

kiddee La baller ⛹🏾🏀

@iam_kiddee

4 years

OAU don't do Petroleum Engineering, they don't even have a department for it, but they still went for the Competition and beat top schools doing Petroleum Engineering hands downs, they may be hyped based on Past glory, but alot of Geniuses are in OAU

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Me after seeing my CGPA 🤧🤧

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@AbbyFamous @PenKnight2 @OAU_General @OAU_gossipz @adamsmurphy If you don't speak in tongue in OAU churches you are not a believer

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

The police just stopped me over and said "PAPERS?" I said "SCISSORS, I won!" And I drove off. I think he wants a rematch - coz dude has been chasing me for 30 minutes 😂😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

👉My Ex, fuck you 👉My crush, fuck you 👉I dey toast u,u no gree, fuck you 👉Lagos traffic, fuck you 👉PHCN, fuck you 👉Yellow House, fuck you 👉White House, fuck you 👉spider, fuck you 👉Accommodation policy, fuck you 👉OAU, fuck you 👉Nigeria, fuck you #fvckyouchallange

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

If u don't have ₦10,₦20,₦50 and ₦100 notes on OAU CAMPUS, swears you don't have money. All these vendors will make ur ₦200,₦500 and ₦1000 notes useless wth "THERE'S NO CHANGE"

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@DanieIGain I fb

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Did SWEP for 7 weeks, the fact that I did not even do anything relating to being a Mechanical Engineer in my department is more appalling. Now, OAU want me to resume on 8/03 Lmao😂😂me that I just want to start my 1 month holiday..Marlians don't resume early.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

My school is conducting the 3rd semester exams in a year.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@DanieIGain Me

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

When I wake up to study MTH and I remember I had 40 last semester. E go be🤧😂

Divinity Divine🎵🎶🎧

@1divinitydivine

5 years

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Hard guy hard guy but nah ur Maalẹ̀ still Dey give u offering money to pay in church

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Test 28/30 Exam 12/70 Total 40/100. Yes, this is very very very very very very very very very very very very very possible in OAU

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@kanishaikh Ifb

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

I can't read 2 hours straight without pressing my phone 🤧

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Joker. jokotade

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Me and my friends entering the exam hall with FORMATION 3-1-1😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Yawning is so contagious. Looking at this image alone can make you yawn.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

1 year

Ain’t even capping bro @burnaboy is a different breed This is real life Man uses his music for societal change/growth. Not me wanting to cry while watching the whiskey documentary..such a masterpiece. Lots of pains the broadcasting media won't show you

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Did you know? I was a very brilliant student until OAU happened

Volqx

@volqx

5 years

1 fact about you

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Its another morning to remind you that there are lots of fine girls on campus.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Look, I can't take this. I bet no lecturer would finish that CVE202 in an hour.. Under the exam condition of show all your workings. OAU need to do better🤦‍♂️,far too much pressure is put under her students. This is clearly not how to make us the best.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Uve failed as a Nigerian if u haven't been told about India 99 vs Nigeria 1 football match.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@ChristieOyeyemi @zinny_biola @EzraelAni @iam_Davido This is not a proper compliment to give her.. She's saved many of us with her not more than 150 words summary. You have my follow Ómídàn zaínọ́bú Jòwọ́ tẹlè mí pádà

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

She said toast bread 😂 If u won't call it Risky...don't give it any other name pls😅

IG: MISS_BROWNNIE

@pweetygeolord

4 years

@steve_olowo @Oluw4tobi @Leribb_ @MistaObserver @faithfulfaith01 @RahmahAmusa @_olowoayo @kushtoby @officialsweetch @DeoThe_Weirdo @iam_kiddee @Alex_Houseof308 I don’t think any OAU ex or present students never walked on campus by 1am.. During my days, there is this toast bread they make in the middle of the night around Amphi theatre. Delicious Af

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

I'm depressed 😭🤧 I saw exam questions today And I was asking the Niqqa beside me..Guyyy when did we learn this??😂 Yellow house, My God is bigger than you.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

God!!! Your daughters have started again 😭😭😂😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

I will never buy ₦100 condom again in my life😭

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

So Ironman is a Female🤔 Check this out👇 ** Man = Male Chemical symbol for iron = Fe Ironman = Female

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@heisrema

Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

SB: sleekie done scam us..REMA no come OAU Me: how do you expect Spiderman to come? Is there any tall building from gate to Amphitheater to swing by 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Kids today will never know the struggle of having to hit a button 3 times just to get 1 letter.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Lmaoo I dey feel like say nah only me no go private university for this lekki protest.. coz nah only fvck sars we dey shout since morning #EndSarsProtests #EndSARS #EndSarsNow

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

When you finish masturbating and you watching the rest of the porn in disgust

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

I suck at being sad lol, 2 minutes later my dumbassss is making jokes out of my situation 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

When I study for 10 minutes straight without checking my phone

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Àní moshey mistake send picture mi sì client 😭😭😂😂😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

You cannot fail the exam if you don't go for the exam.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know??

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@eatjaredtweets

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

@ItsDiarra @hadirthegoat Ifb

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

9 months

@OfficialFPL @MoSalah He will always be in my team... Always from Gw1-38 Unless he's injured

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Me in my next life When they say I should choose OAU.

LIGUEY REK 🇸🇳🇸🇳

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Bomboclaat

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Ìfẹ́ to Lagos - 3hours Lagos to Inside Lagos - 4 hours

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

ÒGÚNBỌ̀DẸ̀DE call me.....

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

No matter how much you think you hate school. You will always miss it when you leave.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Say 'hi' if the only time you went to the school library was for ur department LIB TOUR

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Jacking 0'clock

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

@omoissy Seeing exam questions some days before the exam 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Yo Mama so fat....when she goes on a scale it shows her own phone number 😂😂😂😂

Ploque🦍

@_oluwatobiiiii

4 years

Yo mama so fat... if she's on house arrest, she'll have to take walking breaks to give the house a rest

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Y'all won't believe this same girl started an online store immediately after she saw her MTH201 result 😂 I'm like Babe, thought u wanted to build a car 😂

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@mo_yiin

5 years

I just want to build my own car 😪 Not all this mathematics they are teaching me💔

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated Afrika canteen is underrated

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Why the fvck am I still reading at this hour?when I know I'm literally gonna dub in exam lass lass🌚

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

What are you doing for valentine's day? Me:

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Dear OAU freshmen, There's this popular saying, "DO YOUR BEST AND LEAVE THE REST" fam, don't try that nonsense in OAU Exams, after doing ur best,Guuuyy copy the rest ni o "DO YOUR BEST AND COPY THE REST"

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

So, this guy in front of me just put his trash in his pocket to avoid littering. I presume he's a candidate of heaven Mad stuvv😀

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

God I want this semester to be my best ever😭. Help me 🙏

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Some of you plan surprise birthday party for yourself 😂are you feeling fine at all?

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

@satireattire @niallmcgirr1 @itshotspur1882 @FinestRyan @Danderweireld @Arsenal And won't have it in the coming years... Spurs are allergic to trophies 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Imagine dating someone that doesn't understands sarcasm 😒

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

The more people I encounter, the more I realize how well my parents raised me

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

@badgalmaddie_ If I pour tea on your shirt Does that make it a T-shirt 😒😒

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

@pandq_ @SympLySimi Near to coma?? 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

If u don't want your woman to see men, give her semen.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

At this point I don't even know anything ENGINEERING again. All I know now is "place your order, we're open for business, that's the last price sir/ma, please patronize me"

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

Good morning to everyone except people who had sex yesterday, fvck y'all I hope you get pregnant with triplets

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

If your matric number falls between 001-019.. please stop coming late to the exam venue.

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

You need 20k urgently in 20 minutes. Only 2 people from ur Whatsapp contact list can help you. Mention them?🌚

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

Nobody even dey call me big head again..

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

@jidesanwoolu Bossman howfar We dey resume work on Tuesday? Coz boys ready to break rules o

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

When you try to tell your parents a joke and they turn it into life lesson

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@thedanielonoja

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

5 years

I was asked to send my details for a group assignment I typed my full name,then caught myself typing my account number instead of matric number This is the height of it Akkant MI ti Somersault 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

You ever hear a song so good you gotta play it again before it even finish?

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

6 years

@SemilooreAkoni @badgalmaddie_ Equalise --- Requalise Xhaka --- saka Giroud --- Madam Suarez --- Aja 9 Pogba -- owolabi Batshuayi ---Y'cee Bale --- Baaa'le Tottenham --- Totiham Rashford ---- Rashidi Arsene wenger - Baba ijebu Van gaal --- Baba Alajo 😂

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Oluwatobi Faj.

@Oluw4tobi

4 years

When ur crush status turns from "IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE"