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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

I've decided to issue myself emergency powers in light of all these ongoing crises.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

5 years

Gotta love the acoustics in this train car

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

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ZEUS

@ZeusLN

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We're not going anywhere.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

The phone booths are gone. The banks are next.

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2 years

Saying goodbye to The city’s last public pay phone booth 50th and 7th. Times square @1010WINS

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@evankaloudis

3 years

I am in favor of mandatory mass vacations. I don't get what the big deal is.

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@evankaloudis

8 years

@kanyewest the life of pablo

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@evankaloudis

2 years

I wonder how many backdoors Intel is going to build into their Bitcoin ASICs

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@evankaloudis

2 years

This is what caused the critical LND issue yesterday. Some say that it was reckless, but I'd prefer it if we had more hackers and devs openly pushing the envelope to see what is possible and what breaks, rather than a malicious entity doing it covertly for gain.

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2 years

I just did a 998-of-999 tapscript multisig, and it only cost $4.90 in transaction fees.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

A node in every home. A wallet on every phone. Sats owned by every person on earth.

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@evankaloudis

2 years

I'm pro-Bitcoin but against mandating people to buy and hold Bitcoin. Difficult concept to grasp, I know.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

If you know you know

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

Spotted in the wild

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

4 years

If you hold your own private keys you own more #bitcoin than Paul Tudor Jones

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@evankaloudis

3 years

The CDC says if you’re fully vaccinated you no longer have to wear a mask in your profile picture

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@evankaloudis

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@TheStrickland Fuck you.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Dump your stocks, bonds, shitcoins, and government currency and join the stacking sats revolution #unity #Bitcoin

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Cheering on another round of stimulus is nuts. You get $1400 but the house you were looking at goes up $50k. Every time they use their money printers they rob you of your time. The have-nots with no assets are hurt incredibly. Only big asset holders benefit. Criminal behavior.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

By age 30 you should run your own node and self-custody your bitcoin.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

11 months

Zeus v0.7.6 has been rejected by Apple

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@evankaloudis

2 years

It is much more important to not activate bad Bitcoin upgrades than to activate good ones.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

If you care about financial inclusion you should dedicate resources to supporting the #Bitcoin Lightning Network.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

They tried to ban @100TrillionUSD because S2F was too bearish

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@evankaloudis

3 years

All these central bankers think they're going to be able to regulate Bitcoin. In reality Bitcoin is going to regulate them.

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@BNONews Genius. Why has no one else thought of this!?

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@evankaloudis

3 years

#Bitcoin rules for noobs: Get at least 13.37m sats before even thinking of putting money anywhere else Get 61.5m sats for eternal riches

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Australia is absolutely fucked

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

10 months

@jack He’s open to federating so you could try to Nostrpill him at least 😅

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

Going to Afghanistan was not about stopping Al-Qaeda. Lockdowns and mandates are not about stopping a virus. Hopefully it doesn't take you 20 years to realize it this time around.

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@DeItaone He's right. Bitcoin is the settlement layer. Lightning is the payment network.

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@evankaloudis

2 years

I shouldn't have to install Google Play Services to use your Bitcoin wallet

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Donald Trump is a simp for fiat currency

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

4 years

If abolishing fiat currency could save just one life, we should do it.

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@evankaloudis

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@evankaloudis

3 years

The only thing you should use Chivo Wallet for is to send your $30 of Bitcoin to another lightning wallet

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

5 years

I wasn't happy with any of the solutions to connect to your Lightning node on the go so I made my own. Check it out and let me know what you think. We're looking for more testers and contributors!

ZEUS

@ZeusLN

5 years

Introducing Zeus: A mobile Bitcoin app for Lightning Network Daemon (lnd) node operators ⚡️ Google Play Store and iOS App Store release coming soon.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

"Bitcoin is our peaceful weapon of choice against central bank driven time theft." - Ross Stevens, @NYDIG_BTC

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@Breaking911 I wonder when people will be given permission to think for themselves again

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 months

Running a lightning node is the most fun Tamagotchi ever. But instead of having your digital pet die if you neglect it, you lose all your money instead.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

Working on visualizing blinded routing on the Lightning Network w/ @futurepaul

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@michael_saylor Fuck off, Saylor. No one wants OFAC regulated mining pools.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

Biden can hardly string sentences together. How is he going to submit a pull request to Bitcoin Core, let alone get it merged!?

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@TheBitcoinConf Give Surfer Jim the spot

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

Got some news to share. I'm working at @Lightning Labs this quarter. I'm excited to work with this world class team and to help ship some awesome software.

Our Team

Building faster, cheaper, global layer-two bitcoin

lightning.engineering

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

* MCAFEE INDICTED BY U.S. DOJ FOR NOT EATING OWN DICK ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

11 months

Thanks to everyone who supported us yesterday and brought attention to our story. The app has been approved and pushed out to all of the app stores.

CoinDesk

@CoinDesk

11 months

Tech giant @Apple rejects latest version of @ZeusLN just a day after it threatened to delist @damusapp from the @AppStore according to @evankaloudis . @FrederickMunawa reports

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

@GirvanAaron @HotepJesus this guy really dropped a hard R but didn't want to type out 'hell'

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@evankaloudis

2 years

Can we please continue to dump?

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@evankaloudis

2 years

Asked someone if they had a M1 today. They had me clarify whether I meant the macbook chip or the rifle. some bitcoin devs lol

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

Fedcoin is coming. First it'll exist alongside paper money. Then they'll do away with cash and consolidate commercial banks into the Federal Reserve. Every transaction tracked and scrutinized. Dissidents to be cut off entirely. This is why we Bitcoin.

Fed explores ‘once in a century’ bid to remake the U.S. dollar

The rise of private cryptocurrencies motivated the Fed to start considering a digital dollar to be used alongside the traditional paper currency.

www.politico.com

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@evankaloudis

3 years

When you and the boys get together to set up your Bitcoin nodes and open Lightning channels to each other

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@KatieBrittforAL You do realize you messed up so bad an army of autists who buy JPEGs more expensive than your house will literally move to Alabama to vote against you, right?

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

We should all be pretty pumped that critics of #Bitcoin have gone from "it can't possibly work" to "I hope the government bans it" to "I hope you all die" Disregard these cretins, keep stacking, and keep building. WE ARE GOING TO WIN.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

1 year

Looking to add 2-3 more people to the Zeus team this year. If you have talents in engineering, biz dev, stats, or risk mgmt and want to help me build the world's best Bitcoin wallet and lightning service provider, let's talk.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

Haha, so you're telling me when you pay for things online you enter in a 16 digit number from the back of a plastic card and have to provide your physical address? Lmaoooooooooo

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 months

. @ZeusLN turns 5 today. We'd just like to take a moment to say thank you to all the users, contributors, partners, investors, and supporters that allow us to work on making a great payments experience on top of Bitcoin. Without you, none of this would be possible. Thank you.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@KodakBlack1k I'm not a Trump guy but I get it. If Trump got me out of jail I'd go order a tostada bowl from the Trump Grill at the Trump Tower and watch the unedited version of Home Alone 2. For real.

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@evankaloudis

2 years

FOSS <3

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@evankaloudis

3 years

I'd much, much rather put my #Bitcoin in Pool with a 2-2 multisig, get 5%+ APR back and help the Lightning network than use a custodial service for 8.6% APR and risk rehypothecation. If you don't you're both stupid and greedy.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

2 years

When sharing tweets, please consider removing the tracking tags at the end of the URL IE. Share twitter[.]com/evankaloudis/status/1522699080165691392 NOT twitter[.]com/evankaloudis/status/1522699080165691392?s=20&t=xxx Just delete the junk after the question mark. Cheers.

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

Personally, I would just make Cashapp work like butter with Bisq and dedicate some engineers to contribute to it

jack

@jack

3 years

We’ve determined @TDB54566975 ’s direction: help us build an open platform to create a decentralized exchange for #Bitcoin

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@CNBC North Korean level propaganda

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@evankaloudis

4 years

@stavvybaby had a sex

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

3 years

I bet many of you read my posts urging you to #RunYourOwnNode but ask yourself, 'what the hell is this guy talking about?' I bet a whole other group of you get the gist of what a node is, but don't understand what the benefits are. Well, let me explain. STRAP IN, IT'S A THREAD

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@evankaloudis

3 years

They have plans to make us fully subservient. We have plans to make them irrelevant. Game on.

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@evankaloudis

4 years

Does anyone want to make a social media platform powered by the Lightning Network with me?

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@evankaloudis

11 months

Problem solved.

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@evankaloudis

6 months

Apparently, if you get cited in someone else's anti-trust lawsuit, Apple will deactivate your developer account without notice.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Bitcoin is revolutionary because it is the only monetary system in existence that is not dependent on violence or coercion. If you're a humanitarian, you're a bitcoiner. You just may not know it yet.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

swipe right

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@evankaloudis

3 years

All you need is 61.5 million sats for eternal riches

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@evankaloudis

3 years

These people are sick in the head

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@evankaloudis

3 years

I see you motherfuckers are still trusting and not verifying

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@evankaloudis

1 month

It was recently revealed that feds send YouTube videos to their targets then subpoena Google for their IP and other info. Don’t use this. Be cautious of which addresses you query to third parties - even the well known block explorers.

Bitcoin Magazine

@BitcoinMagazine

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NEW: Google has recently started indexing #Bitcoin data into their search engine 👀 Huge Development 👏

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@evankaloudis

3 years

So bullish on gaming with Bitcoin and Lightning @zebedeeio @MintGox

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@evankaloudis

2 years

I shouldn't have to KYC to spend my Bitcoin at retailers cc @BitPay @FlexaHQ

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@evankaloudis

1 year

@coinfessions "and also my dad works for Sony and got me a PS6 early"

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@dergigi What they think we look like VS what we actually look like

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@evankaloudis

2 years

I can't stress this enough: the Bitcoin attack on the dollar is neither a "pump and dump" or a "grift." It's an ideologically-driven attack on the legitimacy of fiat currency, the @federalreserve , and the incumbent financial system. Nothing compares. Everything else is larping.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

NSA Mobile Device Best Practices

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@archillect bruh, it's Easter Sunday. chill

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Pardon me, but where the fuck are the stimulus checks?

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@evankaloudis

3 years

No one is stopping you from staying at home

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@UNCTAD and leave them at the mercy of predatory lenders like the World Bank and the IMF? GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@nayibbukele This is not a valid lightning invoice

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@evankaloudis

3 years

You ain't cool unless your run your own Bitcoin + Lightning node #RunYourOwnNode

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@evankaloudis

3 years

LET'S GO! #coinjoinordie

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@evankaloudis

3 years

I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of the arts

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@evankaloudis

3 years

I cannot wait for #Bitcoin to crash 80% to $65k

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EVAN KALOUDIS

@evankaloudis

8 years

Ye is a man of his word. Going to the Garden tonight to hear the premiere ofThe Life of Pablo and getting free Yeezys #YeezySeason3

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Soon. @ZeusLN

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@evankaloudis

3 years

"Every economic agent must accept Bitcoin as payment when offered to him by whoever acquires a good or service."

Nayib Bukele

@nayibbukele

3 years

I’ve just sent the #BitcoinLaw to Congress 🇸🇻

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@evankaloudis

3 years

@elonmusk @bluewalletio

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@ZubyMusic real bad look, Zuby

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@evankaloudis

3 years

IF YOU STACK LIKE I STACK THEN YOU'RE HIGH LIKE EVERYDAY 🎶

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@evankaloudis

3 years

Shouts to Slushpool for being #1

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@evankaloudis

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@vladtenev Awesome idea! Why has no one else thought of this!?

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@evankaloudis

2 years

@DylanLeClair_ I think that governments worldwide are going to stop deficit financing and that central banks will return to a gold standard. Bitcoin is doomed.

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@evankaloudis

3 years

FOSS Dome schedule for tmrw @TheBitcoinConf

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