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@eatjaredtweets
DUCKSUAVE
6 years
rest in peace lil bro, gone but never forgotten
@bootywhispers
yung takeoff
6 years
drink this or let your brother/sister die
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you getting impeached?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Big week coming up!
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DUCKSUAVE
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ever cheated on a test and still failed?
@DuckyBoyFan
DuckyBoyFan 🦆
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what’s worse than a heartbreak?
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are you http because ://
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6 years
i love you Mash Potato
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
my president is effortlessly saucy
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
i’m kinda ugly
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𝐈. 𝐌.
6 years
What’s hard about dating you?
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DUCKSUAVE
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you ever tried to sleep your hunger away?
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DUCKSUAVE
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going to sleep on time and waking up tired
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6 years
sis nobody
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
looks like a stable relationship
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6 years
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THATS OUR GAVIN 😤
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6 years
why am i crying in the club
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
" I got so many felonies, I might can't never go to Canada But Drake said he gon' pull some strings, so let me check my calendar "
@thefader
The FADER
7 years
Gucci Mane’s probation has been terminated two years early.
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
me hiding from my responsibilities
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
if im on twitter that mean im on twitter, not in my messages so i will text you back when i get to my messages but in the mean time im on twitter
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DUCKSUAVE
4 years
niggas: “no cap” also niggas:
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
well chantella if you would gtf out the way maybe i could see my choices
@only1chantella
Chantel’la
7 years
What's your favorite snack?🤤
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
8:56: “ dnt go to sleep, i’m about to call you “ 12:47:
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this shit beautiful
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xevi
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First boat day⚓️
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DUCKSUAVE
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myself, the most caring person in the world, doesn’t give a damn
@CNN
CNN
7 years
Kylie Jenner, the youngest sibling in the Kardashian-Jenner clan, is pregnant
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DUCKSUAVE
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it’s fucked up that shit like this ain’t surprising no more
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
wtf you mean “ if “ he guilty? Only in AmeriKKKa 😞
@TMZ
TMZ
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Nikolas Cruz could be put to death by the state of Florida, if he's found guilty for the slaying of the 17 victims in Parkland.
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
cops got a whole laptop in their car but pull people over for texting and driving
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
um bitch what?!?
@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
6 years
MYSTERY MEAT? School district apologizes after Nebraska students were served kangaroo at lunch
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
ya hair in the first picture had me shook for a minute
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
damn yo nipples on hard, ya hair not straight no mo, you lost ya white friend, a fanny pack appeared, what the hell happened between before and after?!?
@_fuckyouz
a girl named drool
6 years
before & after 🤢
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DUCKSUAVE
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$
@LadySykesTheMrs
𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂🩷
6 years
What sign did you first fall in love with?🤔
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
it be ya own niggas
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
why is Dora caucasian ... keep it
@catsuka
Catsuka
7 years
"Dora the Explorer" live-action movie produced by Michael Bay is coming ......
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
traveling from app to app spreading depression
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
it be ya own niggas
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7 years
ever liked a tbh and didn't get one?
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DUCKSUAVE
5 years
if you not hitting it like this, you doing it wrong
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6 years
well i hope you gave him unlimited data
@amyybarraa
hybrid hoe
6 years
Today this old man came into my work asking me if I could help him activate this phone he found....
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DUCKSUAVE
5 years
when mfs who didn’t want me in high school try to fwm after the glo up
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
saving net neutrality
@Beno_ldn
Benny James
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What's better than sex?
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
umm you not about to disrespect OUR son Gavin. DELETE THIS LIE
@crack_pope
world’s #1 dad
7 years
Remember this boy? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
listening to tape 4 side B
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
when i check my grades
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DUCKSUAVE
5 years
this country
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
me: aye my skin is clearing up skin:
@gucci1017
Gucci Mane
7 years
Time to flex
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
there’s plenty of fish in the sea but if i can’t have my fish i dnt want no fish
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@DreamTheDonn
Bentley
6 years
So who's y'all summer boo? 👀
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DUCKSUAVE
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girls 5mins girls later after a breakup that night
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
lol you had a gf in the second picture
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7 years
“ you a baaaby “ first of all i’ll ruin your life.
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7 years
*incoming facetime call* uhh first of all ... did you set an appointment
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this crazy but i’ve seen stranger things
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DUCKSUAVE
4 years
me reading texts younger me actually sent
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
ok first off it was never saved
@DuckyBoyFan
DuckyBoyFan 🦆
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delete my number
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
“pick up that damn bottle”
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6 years
church starts @ 9:00am my grandmother @ 7:03am
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7 years
ass whooping devices
@QueenE__
em thee gem
7 years
Smh since y'all think y'all know so much, what are these?
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bitch i’m a dog, roof
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i jus want to see the rest of the video
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
Planktons wife Karen is a computer underwater
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how do you delete someone else’s account?!?
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
imagine going 2 prison 4 selling avocados, like wtf do you tell ya moms? yeah ma they caught me with the cados :(
@6abc
Action News on 6abc
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3 California men arrested for illegal sale of avocados totaling more than $300K.
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
sex is cool but have you ever given your crush a hug and smelled them? omg shits enchanting
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
caption this
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6 years
i’m ugly
@nokathyy
papitos
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name a toxic trait that YOU have
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
no nigga there’s really a storm coming
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7 years
lol you really stood there for a whole year
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
me after the only person i talk to doesn’t text me all day
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7 years
where the fuck are the lobsters kathy
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you ever think of someone and your heart goes like: 💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼💓🖕🏼
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
everyday
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DUCKSUAVE
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i just want to be with you
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DUCKSUAVE
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so i’m the only one that see the ladder with legs in the back
@calirv22
DUKA 🦉
6 years
I ain’t know life gets this bad😂
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
put them on front of TIME magazine!!!
@_kelliieee
glorinda clarke-cole 🪐
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Y’all. #BlackLove is beautiful.
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
bro look like he straight outta 1950
@dacremontgomery
Dacre Montgomery
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ahhh why they kill it thou?!?
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when the hell did the camel mean sex
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i guess Carly was taking too long
@enews
E! News
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iCarly's Nathan Kress is a father: He and his wife London welcomed their first child, a baby girl! Congratulations!
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we do all that stressing ... for a piece of paper
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when it’s 3:01 and you were suppose to clock out at 3:00
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im not ya wack ass ex
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we must protect girls w/ ugly laughs at all costs
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
alexa tell travis scott thank you
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6 years
well us ugly people don’t have that privilege
@kashdoll
3:14
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Single by choice
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
so if ya homeboy open ya phone she technically blowing him kiss, so is she cheating?
@ddychaddy
daddy.chaddy
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My baby blows me a kiss every time I unlock my phone
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6 years
are you http because ://
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
it’s January 6th of 2018, how many days have you already let pass this year and you haven’t started chasing ya dreams? smh get up n go make some shit happen, i believe in u
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nigga how
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i be in class jealous asf when i see shit like this
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lmaooo so shawty was pregnant for 3 years?
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homie look like he still ready to talk shit at any moment
Mr.Feeny appreciation post because he’s 90 and thriving♥️
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DUCKSUAVE
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so ima just rt for good luck & hope 4 the best
@leakonnalenz
LEAKONNALENZ📸
5 years
Would you believe I had 14,000$ stuffed in this gar🤧😩... secrete is I don’t spend 1’s, 5’s , 10’s , or 50’s.... and occasionally I’ll throw in some 20’s and hundreds as a lil bonus .... I tricked my self into saving and it worked 🤩
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DUCKSUAVE
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MY LEVEL OF CARING IN RECENT YEARS █ █ █   █ █   █ █  █   █ █  █   █ █  █  █   █ 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018
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DUCKSUAVE
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WHY AM I CRYING IN THE CLUB
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7 years
THEY GOT A HAWAIIAN LOAF BITCH
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i’m not your wack ass ex
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6 years
birth control
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
open to see my president
@_joseolivarez
josé olivarez
7 years
met a fellow chicagoan today
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DUCKSUAVE
5 years
original clout masters
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" still that bitch "
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DUCKSUAVE
7 years
“ go text your hoes “ first of all ... thats why i texted you
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
when you drinking ya water faithfully and washing ya face daily and a pimple pops up
I honestly don’t know where this shit came from.
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DUCKSUAVE
6 years
THE WEEKND DID THIS TO US
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