Maybe you’re the problem. Cinnamon Boy. Unkept Hoe.
@SirDabar
’s twin. My dick precedes me. previously
@Olacoker__
Here forever.
@Oladunnnnnni
Stan account.
She’s 42 and she’s still showing love she gets from her parents but internet people want to clown a 27 year old because her parents went with her to learn her new commute.
Convicted con artist Anna Delvey, who inspired Netflix’s 'Inventing Anna,' is set to speak to an MBA class at Harvard University.
Oxford University has also reached out to her for a speaking opportunity.
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In the car with my colleague and she called her husband on speaker because we’re close to the local supermarket and she goes:
“Do we need anything?”
And he goes: “No, just you”.
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When I say “I’m loved at home” I mean every syllable.
My home is filled with love. The type you share over cooked meals. The type that makes you laugh till your belly is sore. The type that hugs you after a hard day. The type that banters at you.
I’m loved very much at home.
Salary week. And I’d just like to thank myself for making it this far.
The race is not to the swift, but to the Lord that shows mercy.
Can’t wait to cross the finish line. 🙏🏾
Even the “woke” babes that come on here to criticize cooking for their men are out here advocating and rooting for Hilda just to feel among.
But deep down they are very jealous and hate that this is a PR for women that cook for their men. We know what you people are👍
I really wanna experience traveling with someone that likes me as much as I like them.
Sightseeing. New food. Pictures. Day drinking. PDA so they know you’re a tourist. Hotel robes. Late night sex. Early morning sex and then another round of sleep.
Ifitness took 53k from my account yesterday for no reason, They’ve taken out N123k from my account this month alone.
Next step is to block my card because wtf?!!
You do actually. Suddenly they’re unavailable. Late replies.
“I’d call you back later”
You try to explain it away the first few times. And then it drops on you at 3am that this person is no longer buying what you’re selling.
Rihanna’s record 14th No. 1 song in the US.
Peaked at No. 1 for 9 weeks
First dancehall song to reach No. 1 since Rihanna’s own song, “Rude Boy”
Certified platinum in at least 13 countries.
You stole money, but you can’t spend or keep it in a bank, because they’d ask you to disclose where and how you made the money.
So you create a business so that it looks like the money is from that business. And you create financial statements.
However, if you sold a chair
Physical touch is how I know I’m starting to warm up to you.
Because I don’t like touching people, so when I find my self doing it subconsciously it means you’re under my skin.
Tweeting for all the overthinkers.
Because we know, the minute you cut a hug too short.
The minute you no longer use a nickname.
The minute you forget to ask about my annoying coworker.
We can count. Down to the second.
If you loose interest in a person,
Pls let them know and be aware.
The coldness in your tone and text,
The emptiness in your hugs,
The timed silence,
The empty space in your conversations and calls not being answered, hurts more than telling the truth. Be Human and kind.🦋
Ah. No people are weird.
Why would this be a thought that crosses your mind? As if that’s not bad enough, you now took your phone, opened twitter, typed and hit send.
Emeka Ike might be the devil for all we know, but in a few years time, his son will regret coming out to speak against his father in that way. That boy is st most, 20, and has not yet bitten the forbidden fruit of manhood and he should have not been allowed to appear on the show.
Because if you always wake up before me and stay in a country with a +1 time difference and you used to text me “good morning babe” before I wake up, the day you don’t do it, I’d assume you don’t love me anymore and I’m single.
Uber needs to add a feature to allow you track your charges per distance.
Just in case you’re on your last card and you need to know where to tell your driver to stop, so you can trek the remaining.
I’m sorry but she doesn’t like him.
I don’t like physical touch per say but my person is all over me every chance I get.
I dislike texts but if I don’t get a message back in 2 hours I ask if I’m single.
There’s no way you love someone and you don’t want to be close to them.
so there’s this my friend in a relationship. he’s the clingy type. but everytime he sees his babe and tries to playfully touch her(doesn’t even have to be sexually), she always tells him “i don’t like people touching me” and gets pissed. he sha wants to break up, is he justified?
Seems like you put yourself in these kind of situations so you can experience the thrill of being “picked”, of someone having options but choosing you.
Are you a middle child?
In all of this sha, most of these people knew within a short time what they wanted.
Anybody that is posting you or doing robodoyan doesn’t want you. Know that and know peace.