This was just unsealed. In the last weeks of the Trump administration, William Barr's Justice Department tried to use a secret grand jury subpoena to unmask
@NunesAlt
, a Devin Nunes parody account.
I just spent a few weeks in Twitter jail. You think
@DevinNunes
visited me even once? Of course not..
Let's see if I visit you when you go to big boy jail. *sips chardonnay*
Devin Nunes is compromised.
Devin Nunes is a national security threat.
Devin Nunes undermines the rule of law.
Devin Nunes amplifies debunked conspiracy theories from Putin.
Devin Nunes is not on America's side.
Devin Nunes must resign.
#NunesResign
#DevinNunesGotCaught
When Lisa Page, the lover of Peter Strzok, talks about being “crushed”, and how innocent she is, ask her to read Peter’s “Insurance Policy” text, to her, just in case Hillary loses. Also, why were the lovers text messages scrubbed after he left Mueller. Where are they Lisa?
Thank you
@RepAdamSchiff
for taking over the chair of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence because the last guy was a real dumpster fire.
#IStandWithSchiff
Remember that Obama chose Merrick Garland because he was palatable to the Right. Then the Right confirms a fringe right wing religious extremist.
This is emblematic of literally every interaction between the two parties, and why our Overton's Window keeps shifting to the right.
Oh look there's
@DevinNunes
' posing with his white supremacist Proud Boys friends, making the gesture that DEFINITELY does not mean "white power."
Devin, how do you think the 39% non-white residents of your district feel about this whole "white power" thing?
#NunesFailedAgain
The professionally managed so-called “protesters” at the White House had little to do with the memory of George Floyd. They were just there to cause trouble. The
@SecretService
handled them easily. Tonight, I understand, is MAGA NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE???
Hunter Biden:
-Married his brother’s widow.
-Cheated on his brother’s widow with a stripper.
-Impregnated aforementioned stripper and publicly denied the child he fathered with her.
But tell us more about how immoral President Trump is,
@JoeBiden
.
For all those wondering, this is my son Devin. I like to think that we share no blood but I’m afraid we might. He came from Visalia 46 years ago and lives with me in Iowa. I am not so proud of him and raising him has resulted in several frivolous lawsuits over internet memes.
You do all understand that Trump and McConnell are going to try to nominate the Supreme Court justice who might just be the deciding opinion in a close election, right?
This was just unsealed. In the last weeks of the Trump administration, William Barr's Justice Department tried to use a secret grand jury subpoena to unmask
@NunesAlt
, a Devin Nunes parody account.
Ok Republicans, you have 30 days left to convince American voters that your party is the one to lead us out of this mess, and I'm going to be honest with you. It's not looking good.
#RoseGardenMassacre
Only a minority (15.7%) of electricity in Texas comes from wind turbines.
However this wouldn’t be the first time Tucker Carlson has tried to blame the country’s problems on a minority.
Isn't it funny how a week ago Trump didn't want to wear a face mask because he thought it made him look weak but now he's hiding in a bunker like a bitch.
#BunkerBoy
Eric Trump: Any senator or any congressman on this side that does not fight tomorrow, I’m telling you will not, their political career is over because the MAGA movement is going nowhere
How sad that Sarah Huckabee Sanders resigned right before she had the opportunity to lie to the American people to justify going to war.
For a republican WH press sec that’s like quitting right before your team goes to the Super Bowl.
NEW: Indicted Giuliani associate Lev Parnas is willing to tell Congress about meetings Devin Nunes—the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee—had in Vienna last year with a former Ukrainian prosecutor to discuss digging up dirt on Joe Biden.
Whelp, it looks like
@DevinNunes
is about to go through his 2nd House ethics investigation in two years.
People have a lot of questions for him, but then he hasn't held a town hall for a decade.
So let's play a game.
#AskDevinAnything
[THREAD]
Let's keep this going.
Why is
@DevinNunes
allowed to ask Russian bots to help him go viral on Twitter but when I make jokes about him eating poop I get suspended?
#StopTheBias
Donald's big announcement getting preempted by Melania saying she has "no interest" in being FLOTUS again is the most beta shit we've seen in politics and I don't think we're appreciating that enough.
In the same way Betsy DeVos is qualified to be Secretary of Education
In the same way Ben Carson is qualified to be Secretary of HUDD
In the same way Donald Trump is qualified to be president
This account is 24 hours old and just crossed 25,000 followers.
I think it's time for a new hashtag. What do you think about
#ReleaseTheMomO
?
Your suggestions below.
The most important part about the Will Smith/Chris Rock story is the part about a SC justice’s wife being involved in an insurrection, the record heatwave in Antarctica, global democratic backsliding, genocide committed in Europe and voter suppression laws passed in 19 states.
It was drag queens. It was Kaepernick. No wait, it was Obama.
It was everything that Sean Hannity vomited out on his show in the past 12 months. .
It was everything but what it actually was: a radicalized white man with an assault weapon.
This is Ohio State Representative Candice Keller, a shining example of today's
@ohiogop
.
She has a few opinions about mass shootings.
Let's make her famous.
The lowest point on Earth is the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench. 7 miles below sea level, otherworldly creatures survive by scavenging on the fallen carcasses of whales and other marine life.
Then beneath these fallen whale carcasses is Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.
Betsy DeVos to
@DanaBashCNN
on
@CNNSotu
. “There’s nothing in the data that would suggest that kids being back in school is dangerous to them.” DeVos downplays possibility kids can pass virus along to others. DeVos also won’t say if schools should listen to CDC guidelines