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#antiSLAPP advocate Not-so-proud alt-mom of Libel Tourist, and former Congressman, Devin Nunes. (Yes, it's parody) BlueSky: @nunesalt .bsky.social

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Joined March 2019
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@NunesAlt
Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mom
2 years
So y'all remember that time Trump's DOJ sent a subpoena to Twitter to compel them to reveal my identity, right? Well there are some updates. 🧵
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This was just unsealed. In the last weeks of the Trump administration, William Barr's Justice Department tried to use a secret grand jury subpoena to unmask @NunesAlt , a Devin Nunes parody account.
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I’ll see you in court, you little shit.
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Covid cases per 1 million population: Texas: 104,386 Mexico: 20,078
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Senator Ted Cruz
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In South Texas, we’re seeing #COVID positivity rates rising and it’s a direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.
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All of the arguments for supporting a third party seem to boil down to, “I found this flaw with the Democratic Party so let’s just let Hitler win.”
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It's going to be a whole lot harder to overthrow the US government on Pinterest.
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Well isn't this embarrassing...
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Media: Murder hornets are coming to kill us! Praying mantis: Imma eat the MF's head.
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I just spent a few weeks in Twitter jail. You think @DevinNunes visited me even once? Of course not.. Let's see if I visit you when you go to big boy jail. *sips chardonnay*
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The side that thinks it's ok to open carry an AR-15 into a protest and shoot people wants you to be afraid of soup cans.
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Devin Nunes is compromised. Devin Nunes is a national security threat. Devin Nunes undermines the rule of law. Devin Nunes amplifies debunked conspiracy theories from Putin. Devin Nunes is not on America's side. Devin Nunes must resign. #NunesResign #DevinNunesGotCaught
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When you need to remind people that you're the president of the United States, you kinda aren't anymore.
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Deranged
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You told the porn star you paid for sex that she reminded you of your daughter. But go on and tell us how scandalous Lisa Page is.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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When Lisa Page, the lover of Peter Strzok, talks about being “crushed”, and how innocent she is, ask her to read Peter’s “Insurance Policy” text, to her, just in case Hillary loses. Also, why were the lovers text messages scrubbed after he left Mueller. Where are they Lisa?
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Just a heads up. @DevinNunes is going to sue everyone who tweets #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot . You all better watch your asses.
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Thank you @RepAdamSchiff for taking over the chair of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence because the last guy was a real dumpster fire. #IStandWithSchiff
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If the red states secede from the union, I wonder how long it will be before we have to send them foreign aid.
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BREAKING: Ben Carson now acting Secretary of Education, Defense, Homeland Security and HUD, also Chief of Staff and Attorney General.
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This nice Christian lady is wishing me cancer. Just like in the Bible, when Jesus gave all those people leprosy. Hope you enjoy your day!
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Remember that Obama chose Merrick Garland because he was palatable to the Right. Then the Right confirms a fringe right wing religious extremist. This is emblematic of literally every interaction between the two parties, and why our Overton's Window keeps shifting to the right.
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Oh look there's @DevinNunes ' posing with his white supremacist Proud Boys friends, making the gesture that DEFINITELY does not mean "white power." Devin, how do you think the 39% non-white residents of your district feel about this whole "white power" thing? #NunesFailedAgain
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Devin’s friends say he is “Ok” #NunesFailedAgain
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So it’s almost time for our annual Mother’s Day tradition when @DevinNunes brings me to Applebee’s and “forgets” his wallet.
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In case you're wondering, the German word for 'MAGA night' is Kristallnacht. #TrumpResignNow
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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The professionally managed so-called “protesters” at the White House had little to do with the memory of George Floyd. They were just there to cause trouble. The @SecretService handled them easily. Tonight, I understand, is MAGA NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE???
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My dude, that's just 'Fa.'
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If this doesn't end Hunter Biden's presidential campaign I don't know what will.
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Candace Owens
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Hunter Biden: -Married his brother’s widow. -Cheated on his brother’s widow with a stripper. -Impregnated aforementioned stripper and publicly denied the child he fathered with her. But tell us more about how immoral President Trump is, @JoeBiden .
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FACT: When Republicans start to lose, they start to cheat.
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For all those wondering, this is my son Devin. I like to think that we share no blood but I’m afraid we might. He came from Visalia 46 years ago and lives with me in Iowa. I am not so proud of him and raising him has resulted in several frivolous lawsuits over internet memes.
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So I’m guessing we won’t see Trump at game 6.
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absolutely epic
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It’s absolutely hilarious that there were actually people who believed Trump was a billionaire.
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@RepMTG @RepMarieNewman This is what you do when you don't have any committee assignments.
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Please don't retweet this because @DevinNunes hates it when people show up and ask him questions.
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FYI for reporters
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Trump must’ve been so excited when he learned the GOP mascot is an elephant because he knows what that is.
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“Trump is a fucking idiot” -Sen. Lindsey Graham
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. @AOC 's mother must be just overwhelmed with pride right now. I wonder what that's like.. *sips chardonnay*
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Safe to presume this is Ocasio-Cortez’s next viral video from a committee hearing
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You do all understand that Trump and McConnell are going to try to nominate the Supreme Court justice who might just be the deciding opinion in a close election, right?
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Devin said he's going to sue me for this too.
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Remember when Colin Kaepernick kneeled during the national anthem?
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This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to a Mother's Day card.
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This was just unsealed. In the last weeks of the Trump administration, William Barr's Justice Department tried to use a secret grand jury subpoena to unmask @NunesAlt , a Devin Nunes parody account.
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Ok Republicans, you have 30 days left to convince American voters that your party is the one to lead us out of this mess, and I'm going to be honest with you. It's not looking good. #RoseGardenMassacre
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Devie just went straight to his room, without saying a word when he got home from work. Then he texted me to make him a Hot Pocket.
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Only a minority (15.7%) of electricity in Texas comes from wind turbines. However this wouldn’t be the first time Tucker Carlson has tried to blame the country’s problems on a minority.
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“totally reliant on windmills”
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We should tax the holy fuck out of space tourism.
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Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸
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Trump Boat Parade in Texas! 🇺🇸⛵️
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@DevinNunes You know, if you’d show up to the office from time to time people wouldn’t have to come looking for you... just saying..
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My lawyer told me not to use the hashtag #YachtCocaineProstitutes .
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If we’re going to base our healthcare on Victoria Era laws, can we at least get over-the-counter morphine back?
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One of these portraits depicts the biggest traitor in American history. The other is Benedict Arnold.
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You wanna know what demon sperm gets you? I’ll tell you what demon sperm gets you.
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Isn't it funny how a week ago Trump didn't want to wear a face mask because he thought it made him look weak but now he's hiding in a bunker like a bitch. #BunkerBoy
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@AmbJohnBolton It's ok John. At least you got Iran's nuclear program kickstarted again. Chin up, little guy.
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This guy’s like a reverse Waldo.
@woodruffbets
Betsy Woodruff Swan
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New: We obtained a photo of Lev Parnas with Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, indicating he met them at least once.
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What a special time for us to look back on, the day @DevinNunes ' political career ended.
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Devon Nunes does not want you to retweet this
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Hang tight, Alabama
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I got @RudyGiuliani perp walk in 72 hours for $1. Who's in?
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I like to think that David Koch waited for the glaciers to melt and the Amazon to burn before he passed. It's the way he would've wanted it.
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On a side note, can we stop calling them "tapes" already? It's just going to confuse the young people.
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Well Donald Trump May never win that Nobel Peace Prize he wanted so badly. But at least he’s eligible for a Darwin Award now.
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"The MAGA movement is going nowhere." -Eric Trump
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Eric Trump: Any senator or any congressman on this side that does not fight tomorrow, I’m telling you will not, their political career is over because the MAGA movement is going nowhere
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You think those TikTok teens could impeach the attorney general for us?
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Which would be a more truthful tweet? 1. Trump attacks Christianity Today. 2. Trump attacks Christianity today. Answer carefully.
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IT’S NOT FUNNY OK?
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I don’t think we’re making a big enough deal of the fact that the Republican Party still has no platform.
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Can we make this so?
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Read Let This Radicalize You
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I don’t understand how these nurses protesting in front of the White House today didn’t get 10x as much attention as the “liberate” lunatics.
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How sad that Sarah Huckabee Sanders resigned right before she had the opportunity to lie to the American people to justify going to war. For a republican WH press sec that’s like quitting right before your team goes to the Super Bowl.
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He tried to collude with a foreign official to meddle in our election, but then #DevinNunesGotCaught .
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NEW: Indicted Giuliani associate Lev Parnas is willing to tell Congress about meetings Devin Nunes—the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee—had in Vienna last year with a former Ukrainian prosecutor to discuss digging up dirt on Joe Biden.
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Just a reminder that the entire national “debate” on masks only occurs in the US, and only because of one man’s pathological vanity.
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I can’t wait for the Epstein case to expose scores of his fellow billionaires and powerful public officials so they can face no consequences at all.
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there who aren’t being sued by their shitbag treasonous children. *sips chardonnay*
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Whelp, it looks like @DevinNunes is about to go through his 2nd House ethics investigation in two years. People have a lot of questions for him, but then he hasn't held a town hall for a decade. So let's play a game. #AskDevinAnything [THREAD]
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So Twitter is fact-checking our tweets now, right? Let's give it a try: @DevinNunes is the Director of Buttlicking. 👇👇See anything?? 👇👇
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In school he used to copy the answers from the smart kids. Now he doesn’t know any smart kids.
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Devin Nunes did his homework
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Blood clots are literally made of human cells. Lauren Boebert should have to carry it to full term.
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The Republican Party is just stress-testing their coup machine. They have four years to replace any faulty parts.
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You know who really isn't a fan of the Vietnam War? Vietnam vets.
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President Trump on Vietnam War: “I was never a fan of that war.”
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Just sayin
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Spare a thought today for all the Republican girlfriends who are seeing cicadas for the first time.
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Just tweeting to remind you all that @DevinNunes sued a librarian. Good night.
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@DineshDSouza Should we tell your tragically misinformed followers that it's winter in the southern hemisphere right now?
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Let's keep this going. Why is @DevinNunes allowed to ask Russian bots to help him go viral on Twitter but when I make jokes about him eating poop I get suspended? #StopTheBias
@realDonaldTrump
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I will be looking into this! #StopTheBias
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Donald's big announcement getting preempted by Melania saying she has "no interest" in being FLOTUS again is the most beta shit we've seen in politics and I don't think we're appreciating that enough.
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Mike Pence is like a scumbag actor playing a scumbag politician.
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@KMPHFOX26 This may be stupid question but WTF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DILUTE WATER WITH??
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A message to the Nunes staffer who has the thankless job of screenshotting all of our tweets right now:
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Watch out. @DevinNunes is coming with a truckload of bullshit.
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Cattle trucks all over the USA are putting these on in support of ⁦ @realDonaldTrump
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See? You're not alone, Devin.
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Isn't it funny how we're always short on medical equipment but never on riot gear?
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Dear entitled white boys, @AOC is a sitting member of Congress and doesn't owe you a debate. And no she won't go out with you @benshapiro .
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Live look @aoc when I challenged her to an intellectual debate.
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In the same way Betsy DeVos is qualified to be Secretary of Education In the same way Ben Carson is qualified to be Secretary of HUDD In the same way Donald Trump is qualified to be president
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Frank Figliuzzi
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@NatashaBertrand Devin Nunes is qualified to be DNI in the same way “El Chapo” is qualified to be DEA Administrator.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Mike Pompeo, you will never be president of the United States.
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Everybody’s saying #ProtectTheCow , #ProtectTheCow ... What am I?? CHOPPED LIVER???
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This account is 24 hours old and just crossed 25,000 followers. I think it's time for a new hashtag. What do you think about #ReleaseTheMomO ? Your suggestions below.
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Isn’t it funny how Republicans don’t want to let felons vote but they’re perfectly cool with them running for Congress?
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California’s 25th congressional district looks like it’s for the taking 🇺🇸
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. @DevinNunes does not appear threatened posing in this picture with Proud Boy members flashing a white power sign.
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The most important part about the Will Smith/Chris Rock story is the part about a SC justice’s wife being involved in an insurrection, the record heatwave in Antarctica, global democratic backsliding, genocide committed in Europe and voter suppression laws passed in 19 states.
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@GovMikeHuckabee It’s probably a lot more awkward for the Nazi sympathizer sitting next to the queen.
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America is 4.25% of the world's population, but 27% of the world's COVID-19 deaths.
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It was drag queens. It was Kaepernick. No wait, it was Obama. It was everything that Sean Hannity vomited out on his show in the past 12 months. . It was everything but what it actually was: a radicalized white man with an assault weapon.
@BrettPransky
Brett Pransky
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This is Ohio State Representative Candice Keller, a shining example of today's @ohiogop . She has a few opinions about mass shootings. Let's make her famous.
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The lowest point on Earth is the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench. 7 miles below sea level, otherworldly creatures survive by scavenging on the fallen carcasses of whales and other marine life. Then beneath these fallen whale carcasses is Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.
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Manu Raju
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Betsy DeVos to @DanaBashCNN on @CNNSotu . “There’s nothing in the data that would suggest that kids being back in school is dangerous to them.” DeVos downplays possibility kids can pass virus along to others. DeVos also won’t say if schools should listen to CDC guidelines
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Betsy Devos is an asshole.
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Can’t wait until Trump gets indicted so I can show off my extensive RICO knowledge on Twitter
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