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Feral BPD/ASPD Owned by a Goose! Owner and creator of Writer | Vlogger | Artist |

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Today I am 11 months clean of drugs. Iโ€™ve never been clean this long in my life. So excited to get to a whole year! It isnโ€™t easy and there are moment when times got a bit much, but I kept fighting. ๐Ÿ–ค Iโ€™m not looking for recognition I just want to share how proud I am. ๐Ÿ‘‘
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TODAY I AM ONE YEAR CLEAN OF DRUGS! ๐Ÿ–ค This is the first time in my life and Iโ€™m so fucking proud!
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I wasn't going to come back to Twitter yet but I can't contain this news. I got the biopsy results back. The bad cells have gone. Watch and wait worked. There's no cancer. I can't stop crying ๐Ÿ–ค
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We deserve a chance to live a normal life. Earn a normal wage, and be part of society. Daily mail just trying to stir the pot and cause divide as always. I'm three years clean. It's been two years since I was last arrested. I turned my life around and will continue to do so. I
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McDonald's customers served food by PRISONERS
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Does anyone else's dog sigh. And I don't mean a normal sigh. I mean the kind where they're acting like they paid all the bills this month and still have to find the rent money. Or are my dogs just dramatic?
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Today I am 6 months clean from all drugs. Iโ€™ve never been 6 months clean in my life. Iโ€™m not looking for recognition or likes I just wanted to share how proud I am and that you can do anything if you truly want it badly enough. #recovery #TheFightOfYourLife #TFOYL #drugfree
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I've done it. At 10:30 today I was officially discharged from all mental health services. I've waited 12 years for this! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ I fucking did it! ๐Ÿ–ค
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2 years
Everyone meet my new boy. He doesnโ€™t have a name yet so please drop your ideas below. I just rescued him. ๐Ÿ–ค He was in a terrible state to say the least ๐Ÿฅบ
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@ask_aubry A man that cheats on me will take a bullet? Damn right he will when I find out.
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TODAY I AM TWO YEARS CLEAN OF DRUGS!
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I can't find the words. Run free ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’”
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Today I had incredible news from the vet. By some miracle Alfies bloods have stabilised. The vet said he had never seen anything like it and whatever I'd done I should keep doing it. My boy is going to be okay. ๐Ÿ–ค
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Shout out to the police officer who just called me regarding yesterday's incident. Not only did he listen and is sorting the problem but he was genuinely concerned about me and Oscar. He also told me all about his dog George. Absolute legend of a man from Durham Constabulary ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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I love how I'm losing followers since I admitted to my Mental Health Conditions and Personality Disorders. Fuck off, fuck all the way off! You can't catch it you know, it doesn't spread. Unlike stupidity, it seems. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ #mentalhealth #MentalHealthAwareness #stigma
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Never forget where you came from. The picture on the left I was going through withdrawal from drug abuse which started around the age of 10. The picture on the right is now. I'm nearly two years clean. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝ
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In a few hours Alfie will be back at the vet. He hasn't improved like we'd all hoped and there's a very high chance he won't be coming home. My best friend since I was 16. I got him his favourite treat. Just in case this is goodbye. ๐Ÿ’”
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@melissablake What vile individuals they are. You're above them. Keep on being amazing ๐Ÿ–ค
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Just found out I lost nearly 40% of my blood. Fucking hell Iโ€™m so grateful to the doctors, nurses and surgeons that saved my life. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ Thank you doesnโ€™t cut it. It really doesnโ€™t. Blood donation saves lives. ๐Ÿฉธ
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So I have some news that I can finally tell you all. After losing Alfie this year and being so helpless I've decided to follow my childhood dream and pursue a career in Veterinary medicine. The journey actually starts tomorrow and I'm so excited. Nervous but so excited! ๐Ÿ–ค
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I just got a call.. I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED ON THE VET COURSE! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Being a pet owner is just repeatedly standing at the door with them as they let all the cold air in and saying. โ€œYouโ€™re not standing there, go on, inside or out.โ€
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Whoever reported my previous post about my self harm scars. Get fucked! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ Whatโ€™s wrong? You donโ€™t like what you see? Well tough shit. I donโ€™t like crying myself to sleep, having flashbacks, screaming myself awake during the night but I have to face it. #MentalHealthMatters
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The vet called. We don't know how but Alfies red blood cells went from 15% 2 days ago to 33% today. He's poorly and his body is still attacking his red blood cells but not as quickly so he is improving. I cried when the vet told me. He said he'd never seen anything like it! ๐Ÿ–ค
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In a couple of hours I go to pick Alfies ashes up from the vet and bring him home. This is going to fucking hurt. ๐Ÿ’”
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This grown up boy is allowed off his lead. Phenomenal recall ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ–ค
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Would anyone like some extremely moist lemon drizzle cake? ๐Ÿ‘€
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Out waking Alfie and the sweetest little girl went past on her bike. We both smiled and said hello. She then stopped and said do you have purple hair? I said yes I do. She then looked at her Mum and said mummy that lady has purple hair, isnโ€™t it pretty. My heart ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ–ค
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@virtuallysoph I'm so sorry this happened to you and I hope you're as okay as you can be. What a vile excuse of a 'man'. The way you stood up to him was incredible. I wouldn't have been able to show such restraint. Here if you need anything. ๐Ÿ–ค
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Today Iโ€™m 7 months clean of drugs!!! ๐Ÿ–ค #TFOYL #TheFightOfYourLife
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Today I will be tabbing with 22kg and a good boy. ๐Ÿ–ค
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ITโ€™S MY BIRTHDAY!!! I plan on eating my body weight in cake and not giving a single fuck! ๐Ÿ–ค
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Here's a picture of Oscar being silly yesterday. He managed to make me smile even though we've lost the greatest pack leader. ๐Ÿ’” He's the best idiot I could wish for. ๐Ÿ–ค
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I think I've finally accepted that I'm androgynous and I honestly feel relieved.... I've spent all my life trying to be something I'm not and it feels good to finally be me. I'm sure my followers will drop but that's fine. #BeKind
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Tomorrow will be my last ever therapy session before I'm discharged for good and I've never been so proud. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@fesshole Right in the feels ๐Ÿ’”
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Update on Alfie, he had a lie in and went out for a gentle walk and to go to the toilet. He refused all food apart from chicken. Gave him a bowl of chicken and rice and when I went to check on him it was all gone! Really proud of him. ๐Ÿ–ค
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About as presentable as I can get for the next couple of weeks. Just waiting on blood results and blood thinners before Iโ€™m free. Organs hurt. I get exhausted from just talking on the phone but Iโ€™m alive. And I wouldnโ€™t have made it without some extremely special people! ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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He fell asleep on me so I told him I loved him, he sightly opened his eyes and he fucking smiled. Donโ€™t ever tell me dogs donโ€™t feel like humans do. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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When the police officers pop round and go from professional to melt in two seconds when they see the pup! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This. Just this.
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After recently being reminded by a man of how disgusting my left arm is (I get it, it is) I won't actually be covering the scars with the tattoo, the tattoo will go around them so I can show them off. Proudly show them off to every person who finds them disgusting. Bite me.โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ
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My little dude is feeling sorry for himself. Just had his last vaccines and his chip at the vet. The chip hurt but he did so well. Got a fantastic report on his ears and he now doesn't need antibiotic drops just normal ones so won't need to claim on the insurance. ๐Ÿ–ค
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Iโ€™VE BEEN RELEASED!! ๐Ÿ–ค Iโ€™m finally out, Iโ€™ve had my blood thinners and I have to inject myself everyday in the stomach. Still a long recovery ahead but Iโ€™m one small step closer to getting there. Nurse Alfie is on hand 24/7 ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฅฐ
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Shoutout to my beautiful mum. Who finally ditched her controlling, snow sniffing, low life of a boyfriend for good today. ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
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I sleep next to you on the sofa every night and I will from now on. It hurts me, I don't sleep, I wake up everytime you move or cry but it's worth it just so you know you're not alone. ๐Ÿ’”
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@ask_aubry Her reply was PERFECT!
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Alfie is dying. He has IMHA. He's gone past a certain point. His own immune system is killing his red blood cells. I've just spent two hours at the vet. He's had an injection. If it doesn't work he won't make it. His red blood cells are so low be could go at any moment anyway.
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The heart crushing moment when you find more lumps. ๐Ÿ’” I wonโ€™t let this beat me.
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The police have just been out to see me regarding my ex and things are being put in place! Things are finally taking motion. I have to send all evidence over before proceedings can start. Great news considering the current situation ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค
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I can't say why just yet but last night/the early hours of this morning I went through hell, again. I just want to shout out to the police, they get so much shit but could not have done a better job, they really looked after me. I feel broken. It feels like I wont recover.
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I have a few new followers since my tweet this morning so I just want to say hello and thank you! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ For those who don't know my story, I am now 3 years clean of drugs after a 15 year addiction and have turned my life around after following a dark path and being heavily involved
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I love you so much ๐Ÿ’” please don't leave me yet.
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It's hard watching your older dog get older. Took Alfie on our usual evening walk but he wasn't enjoying it and kept tripping over so I carried him home. True love ๐Ÿ–ค
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When the vet calls up to not only check on Alfie but says his next bloods and consultation on Friday are free of charge. What a man. Will be using him for all my pets from now on. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Emergency intervention. I have to be monitored all night while I have treatment. Theatre will be ready just in case they canโ€™t stop the bleed. Signed the consent form for a transfusion if needed. Itโ€™s going to be a long night. ๐Ÿ’” I love and appreciate you all so much. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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It isnโ€™t much but I thanked every single nurse, doctor and surgeon that saved my life and looked after me. I wrote out thank you cards and gave them chocolates. Itโ€™s the least I could do. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค #thankyouNHS
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#ThrowbackThursday Please ignore the sticky notes on my face! ๐Ÿ˜‚ The picture on the left was nearly seven months ago. I still had drugs in my system and had been using for 14 years. Iโ€™d just been fighting too hence the cut nose. The picture on the right is now. ๐Ÿ–ค
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Two poundland chavs walk by me and Oscar on our walk. One of them says "I know how much that dogs worth". I simply reply with "your life" Can't put a price on love. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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My dude ๐Ÿ–ค
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Tonight I ate for the first time in over 24 hours. Drank water for the first time in days and managed to smile just once. It wasnโ€™t much but considering what Iโ€™m going through thatโ€™s huge for me. I canโ€™t say whatโ€™s happening yet but THANK YOU so much for the support. ๐Ÿ–ค
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This absolute fruit loop is 9 weeks old today! ๐Ÿ–ค
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Introducing my beautiful Mummy Bear. I would burn down the world for this woman. ๐Ÿ–ค
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First selfie I've taken since my diagnosis. I dont take them anymore as I really dont look the same. I look dreadful but I'm still fighting. ๐Ÿ–ค On a positive note the hair is on point today so there's that. โœŒ๐Ÿฝ
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Day 4 of Covid - Feel about 95% back to normal! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ Today I have a final phone call to be officially discharged from all mental health services following my last ever therapy session last week. I've waited 12 years for this! ๐Ÿ–ค
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Just cleaning at my Grandads and was chatting to his lovely nextdoor neighbour and as I'm going inside she says. "By the way your smile is a tonic. It's beautiful." Excuse me while I cry. ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ–ค
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I love this world. If I wear cheek showing shorts I'm a 'whore', yet if I wear too many clothes I have 'confidence issues'. If I wear combat gear I'm 'trying to be a guy' but if I wear girly clothes im a 'clichรฉ'. How about fuck off? ๐Ÿ–ค
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Yesterday my grandad gave me a ยฃ50 note. I refused it and he said it was a thank you for all the work I had done on his house and because I work so hard. I grew up very poor and knowing to never ask for money, it's something you don't do. Had to fight back the tears.๐Ÿ–ค
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He loves to watch Peppa Pig, he even has the teddy. I think he may need an outfit to match. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜
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He now has a grown up raised bed and has his cage permanently open. He is growing up so quickly. He is only 10 and a half weeks old. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Baby Malachi died at around 5 weeks old. The time I was assaulted by my ex. My body doesnโ€™t know yet. Thereโ€™s no heartbeat and a severe internal bleed. Iโ€™ll see you one day my special little angel. Sleep well. Youโ€™re safe now. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@ask_aubry Anyone else getting second hand embarrassment reading this?
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I have a diagnosis. I already knew but devastating to hear the words. I'll be referred to a specialist. I knew it was bad news as soon as the Dr. called my name. I could see it on his face. He was very compassionate and so apologetic. ๐Ÿ’”
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1 year
@xam459 @mrdanwalker Been stabbed, hurts a lot. Regardless the age of the person doing the stabbing. So yeah, what you said!
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@NoisyGlamour
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3 years
Good morning world. Sorry I was quiet yesterday. I was processing the situation. Time to get serious about my health. No more alcohol and focus on my training again (whatever I can do depending on my health) Cancer takes no prisoners so neither will I. Bring it. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
1 year
Meet Alfa. My future assistant dog. She's 8 weeks old and 5kg already. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
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2 years
Out walking Oscar - Random guy: That's a beautiful pup you've got there. Me: Oh thank you! Yeah he is handsome. Guy: I'm a professional dog breeder, really nice Patterdale you've got there. Me: Well actually he's a spaniel but good luck with your dog breeding! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜…
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
3 years
Iโ€™m slowly responding to all the messages but thank you to everyone who helped and kept me alive. I called my Mum and had to listen to her break down on the phone when I told her what happened. It fucking broke my heart. Mental Health is real and needs to be noticed. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Guess who gets to go back to her own home today ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ Will still be showering when my Mum comes over and she will be over everyday to help with Alfie and things around to house but Iโ€™m so happy to be going home! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค #Recovery
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@NoisyGlamour
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2 years
Can my older pup get some appreciation. He do be looking fancy in his new jacket. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
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2 years
Dickhead: How much for your pup? Me: I don't see a for sale sign around his neck. He isn't for sale. Dickhead: Yeah but what will it cost me? Me: Two punctured lungs, a severed spinal cord, an arterial bleed and a trip to the morgue.
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
3 years
A message for Domestic Abuse victims. Youโ€™re not in love with the person who is abusing you. Youโ€™re in love with the idea of who they are. Who they could be, if only they would change. They wonโ€™t change. I promise. ๐Ÿ–ค #DomesticAbuse #DomesticViolence
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
It's looking like end of life care for Alfie. We don't know how long. Bloods will be ran again in a week to see the level of deterioration. Don't ask me details, don't ask me questions. Fuck this world.
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
10 months
I know I'm struggling right now. I've got a lot going on in life and I keep getting knock after knock but it doesn't take away from how proud I am that today I am 3 years clean of drugs. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Good news everyone. The doc called today and it was just a lot of internal scar tissue he saw on the ultrasound so nothing to worry about. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Being a dog owner is just having dog poop bags in the pockets of every single item of clothing you own.
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
3 years
Some lorry driver just shouted โ€˜gayโ€™ to me as he was driving by. Excuse me sir no. I like dick far too much to ever be gay. #JustSaying
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
3 years
@cdanny365 Wtf? Iโ€™m all for being independent and doing things myself but if a man or woman holds the door open for me especially if it helps I wonโ€™t then tell them to close it and do it myself. Iโ€™ll thank them and genuinely appreciate the kind thought. I do the same for others.
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Met some guy called Pfizer, got right under my skin. He chatted for a few mins, filled me full of his fluid then gave me his business card. Said Iโ€™ll feel him later tonight. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ (I absolutely do not apologise for this tweet)
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Dude turns up to do a random gas check so I checked his ID and put the dog away. Him: Don't worry I'm not a serial killer. Me: *laughs* Oh I didn't think that. I mean what are the chances of two serial killers being in the same house? Please, come in! I'm such a bitch. ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Living the dream! โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Mummy, mummy. Let's take a selfie! ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
I went in for Emergency Surgery. I needed an emergency transfusion because I started to haemorrhage and my heart was stopping. Those doctors and that blood is the reason Iโ€™m still alive. It was so scary knowing I was so close to death. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
I did a thing ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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@NoisyGlamour
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3 years
My boy today. Playing in the river. He didnโ€™t want to get out. We honestly had the best time, just me and him out in the countryside making memories together. ๐Ÿ–ค
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@NoisyGlamour
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3 years
Apparently Twitter friends arenโ€™t real friends... is that so? They support me, theyโ€™re at the end of the phone whenever I need them, some I class as family as we are so close, they ask how I am, they encourage me and lift me up, they make me the best version of myself. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
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@NoisyGlamour
๐™‰๐™ค๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฎ
2 years
Out out with a gin, amazing food and some lovely company. It's been far too long ๐Ÿ–ค
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