Nathan Jordan @NathanJordan85 Twitter profile

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Nathan Jordan

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3 months

67,875,663 in Britain and the majority of us think you’re a bunch of absolute dickheads

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3 months

There are over 2,000 people outside Downing Street. Britain stands with Gaza . #Rafah_under_attack 🇵🇸

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3 years

People say we shouldn’t go back to the violence at football of the 70s and 80s but it’s clearly needed isn’t it?

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3 years

Ronaldo has grown men doing this in the street 😭 don’t ever tell me he isn’t the greatest athlete

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This prick is gonna get his head caved in soon and I’m here for it

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@georgiebingham fLaG ShAGgeRs

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2 years

Bet some peado has Mane to score and get booked and Pulisic to score and get booked

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3 months

Fucking disgusting. Was pre meditated, he bought the weapons, he planned it, he told his family to leave the country, he made sure his phone contract was about to run down. These aren’t the actions of the criminally insane. Hope he gets slashed to death in the mental hospital.

Sky News

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3 months

"He has got away with murder". Victim Ian Coates' son, James, says Nottingham killer Valdo Calocane "made a mockery of the system". 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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4 months

Luke Littler will have to turn trans to win BBC Sports Personality of the Year next year if he/she wants it

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4 years

My new favourite video ever made 🤣

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1 year

@OTBCjayden Same mate 🕺🏻👏🏼

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@_DAVgames Obese

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6 years

😂 Yes Rowett...Fuck off Cardiff... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👉🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿😩😂😂😂 #dcfc #dcfcfans #ccfc #ccfcfans

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11 months

Hang the cunt

Sky News

@SkyNews

11 months

BREAKING: Man charged with three counts of murder and three counts of attempted murder following the attacks in Nottingham. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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1 year

@RafalutionXXII @NoContextBrits There’s time yet

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2 years

@ladbible

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7 months

Petition to go back to buying gig tickets from music shops please, in a queue of about 6 million people for Liam Gallagher tickets. Let’s see how many of them would stand outside in Storm BettyBigBoobs queuing for hours, survival of the fittest.

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6 months

𝔹𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕪™

@bobby_role

6 months

Support your rival team for a month or Date Megan Rapinoe

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6 years

Jeremy Corbyn is on his way to Westminster to lay a wreath for the arrested driver. More to follow... #Westminster

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4 years

He’s fucking brilliant he is 😂👏🏼 @OzraeliAvi

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4 years

Yesterday I joined the Black Lives Matter rally in Melbourne to get some answers from protesters. RT to show the world what they're really about. WATCH the full vid👉

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2 months

@lfc_jude @georgiebingham Did you just read my tweet with your eyes closed?

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3 months

@hutch172 Don’t think so, the majority don’t walk the streets chanting Anti-Semitic slogans most weekends. The minority do that.

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@flomsie Didn’t mean to take this a slow motion video but it’s a banger so fire it over to him 🤌🏼

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8 months

@BurkeyShark @WrexhamFX @r77ulr @Wrexham_AFC Brilliant

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2 months

@Callum_Boyle_ They’ve won 4 since he signed and he played in just one of those games, Southgate talking nonsense as usual

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5 years

I’d like to thank @LUFC ’s shirt sponsor 32Red for helping to fund the Wayne Rooney transfer to Derby and no doubt helping us to get around FFP rules. Much appreciated chaps. #DCFC #LUFC

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2 years

Gone from signing Diallo and a new owner this week on Monday to losing Jagielka and potentially not finishing the season on Friday. The Derby way. #DCFC

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5 years

Harry Redknapp is the type of bloke you need for the kitchen sesh at 5am on a Sunday morning. Just sit back and listen to him go #ImACeleb

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3 months

@hollyymooree199 I highly doubt they could find it on a map tbh

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2 years

What a fucking day 🎉

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Nathan Jordan

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7 months

Why don’t they fuck off and fight if they’re so passionate?

Inc.Monocle

@IncMonocle

7 months

Passions running high in central London #IsraelPalestine

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3 years

Fair enough slag Mel off for how things have turned out but come on...I didn’t see any of you moaning when he splashed the cash every summer on new signings, built the new training ground and found loopholes in the EFL rules. Hindsight is a wonderful thing eh 🙄 #dcfc #dcfcfans

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2 months

@litmustree They doing videos crying about it? If so, yes.

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Nathan Jordan

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3 months

The Derby squad of the 07/08 season

AFC Bournemouth 🍒

@afcbournemouth

3 months

One in three people born today will develop dementia, but thousands are living undiagnosed. If you notice changes in your loved ones, it could be dementia. Use the @alzheimerssoc symptoms checklist at .

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7 days

Be perfect karma if we pass these on the way up

Con

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2 years

We’re all having a party, when derby county die 🥳👏🏻 #BSHLOUT #bcfc

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Nathan Jordan

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3 years

Dunno how we’ve managed to land and somehow keep Ravel Morrison on 4.5k a week if the reports are true, he’s a touch of class without even trying. Fuck knows where we’d be without Rooney getting his mates in during the summer 👏🏼 #dcfc

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1 year

@laura_woodsy And Gary Lineker

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9 days

Actually think it’s a shame he’s leaving now, Bristol City feels like a sideways step to what he’s got at Derby.

Derby County

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10 days

😗💋 #DCFC

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1 year

Terrible news, RIP Dennis…DLF legend x

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7 months

@chester_richie @DanMUNDIAL That’s exactly the sort of thing a copper in a suit reading a paper in the rough local would say 🧐

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3 years

Still can’t believe someone went on Radio Derby, told everyone he’s an ex rugby player nicknamed ‘The Silverback’ and would protect Mel Morris at the ground if he wanted, fuck my life 😂😂😂 #dcfc

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Nathan Jordan

@NathanJordan85

2 years

Well deserved, can’t wait to see him leave for free in a few weeks

Derby County

@dcfcofficial

2 years

Today's Man of the Match! 👏 #DCFC

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10 months

Coming along nicely 😎

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9 days

“Please stay off the pitch” LOL.

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6 months

This has infuriated me, how the fuck in any world is this 2 years? Manslaughter implies you didn’t mean to murder someone or didn’t plan to, he followed him to attack him, it’s murder plain and simple. Laws a fucking joke.

Sky News

@SkyNews

6 months

A teenager who killed an 82-year-old man with one punch has been sentenced to two years in youth detention. Read more here:

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4 years

This is Phillip Cocu’s Derby County. Remember when some mongs wanted him sacked after 10-15 games 😂 #DCFC

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1 year

@stephenhumberst @markgoldbridge @talkSPORT Buzzing, glad we’ve got someone who can cuddle the players when they miss a penalty again. Should win us the cup 🥳

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3 months

@MCFCDAZ How long did it take you to think of that one? I have a right to call them dickheads as well.

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2 years

@ladbible Can’t see this relationship taking off tbh

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1 year

Is he meant to take the Mondeo out cos they lost at the weekend? 😂

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1 year

Huge if true

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“Rebel City” unless it’s the miners strikes

Sheldon Miller

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15 days

We’re Rebel City so it’s time we took a stand. @Forza_Garibaldi I know you said you wouldn’t do a banner for the City game but things have changed somewhat. How about: VAR = NO PENS 😡 FFP: 115 CHARGES 👀 @SkySportsPL won’t show it but we can plaster it all over social…

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8 months

Bet he wishes Derby fans were calling him a sex offender again now

Second Tier podcast

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8 months

LA Galaxy fans are singing Billy Sharp’s name to the tune of “Baby Shark”. The King doesn’t deserve this.

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2 months

The photo and the tattoo… Next piece of the leg complete, the late great Jim Smith and the main man @stimac_igor

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4 months

As if he’s having to do this at 16 years old because of a bunch of crying scousers

Luke Littler

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4 months

* STATEMENT TO EVERYONE FROM US * Today a photograph of me holding up a newspaper has been published in the media. The media attention I have been getting is very new to me and I didn't fully understand at the time what I was being asked to do.

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9 months

Fair play to @dcfclee , the supplier contact who I’m with tonight in South Korea knows all about Derby County because of him. She said lots of people in South Korea follow his webpage for the updates on Derby County…Respect 👏🏼 #dcfc

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3 years

Does every club have a load of bellends who write cryptic tweets and then say things like “can’t say” or “wait until tomorrow” in the tweets or is it just Derby? #DCFC #dcfcfans

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5 months

Found them 😎

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5 months

All the Derby players at winter wonderland? 😂 here now

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3 years

Derby fans: We demand the club releases a statement about the current situation. Derby County: Here is a statement about the current situation. Derby fans (some): We want a statement with more information. Fuck off 😂

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2 years

This is the most exciting news about this take over… ‘Garry Cook, the former Manchester City chief executive, will have a major role at the club. Paul Stretford, Rooney's agent and the owner of Triple S Sports & Entertainment, is also expected to have a position on the board’

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5 years

@EmAtack Never wanted to finger a pumpkin before and yet here we are

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7 years

How does an 18 year old 'child refugee' get 15 firearms and a bomb. Clearly a network of them and clearly sent over to do a job.

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3 years

Barry Bananan would be first on the shopping list for me if I was Rooney, need that experience alongside Shinnie in midfield. Give Bird and Knight especially a break from 46 game seasons while they get used to the step up.

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8 months

The photo and the tattoo…bottom of leg done ✅ The top to do next…

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4 months

@PippyBing I said this the other day, they sphere they’ve got in Las Vegas that they want to build in London should go to Blackpool instead 😁

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5 months

Helmet and vest returned to their rightful owner 🫡😅

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8 months

Bottom of leg pretty much done now ✅

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2 years

Patched up team of youngsters and veterans just beat the team 4th in the league with 12 men on the pitch. Proud as fuck, that’s my team 🐏👏🏼 #dcfc

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1 year

Big fan of Paul Warne, best manager we’ve had for a long time. Proper old school set up.

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2 years

@stevetav @_popster Let us know when you’ve finished

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5 months

@J_Dyer_Official @Joey7Barton Talking about 1840 ideals…

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3 months

No pressure mate but you’re the only fit striker and we need about 10-15 goals from you 🤝

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3 months

Welcome on board, @dwightgayle ! 💪 #DCFC #dcfcfans

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4 years

Long story short but I’ve just started seeing my youngest daughter again, she’s 7 now and we’re finally getting a bond. Past is past and glad me and her mum have put our differences aside, no long story or blame game needed...just time to look to the future ❤️

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2 years

Why do we reckon Rooney walked then? Personally think he was financially involved in the Kirchner bid

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1 year

Best thing to be on the BBC for years 😭😭😭

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2 years

Scenes when Big Mike completes the takeover 🍻 #dcfc

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3 months

@Quinnoge67 An Irish/confused Scottish person supporting terrorists, I’m so shocked.

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4 years

Why are Derby fans obsessed with Derby players on holiday? Absolute weirdos

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10 months

Imagine if Lampard didn’t start Mason Bennett

Fabrizio Romano

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10 months

Aston Villa unveiling Youri Tielemans as new signing, completed weeks ago — here’s Belgian midfielder in Villa shirt. 🟣🔵👕 #AVFC Next one: Pau Torres, but next week and not this weekend.

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3 years

Taught the pooch well #TheSopranos @TheSopranosClub

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8 months

Paulo approves 😎😅

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2 years

21 points deduction and we’re 8 points off safety…how? 😂 This is killing the EFL, absolutely killing them. They wanted to make an example of us and we’re fighting to the end..they hate it and that’s why they continue with more punishments #dcff

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5 months

Got his helmet ain’t I 😂

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2 years

Chris Kirchner deserves all the abuse coming his way, I don’t want to see one single tweet saying he should be left alone. Piss taking prick wasted 6 months when he could never afford it. We’re now two weeks away from being liquidated cos of him (and others). Wanker.

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2 years

Why people are even bothering to engage with Forests fans on here about the current situation I do not know. Fuck em, ignore the divs and let it play out. Just remember others will be going down the same road as we are now, keep it in your back pocket 😌 #dcfc

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3 months

@Burbo25 @FacadeSandy @hutch172 It doesn’t, my head doesn’t go to the river or sea it just sits on my shoulders in Derby

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4 months

Just to let the rest of the world know, we don’t have a rivalry with Burton Albion. If anything, we used to be friendly with them and pop over to see their games (especially those that had potential for violence). Please stop calling it a rivalry Sky, thank you.

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9 days

Great for the younger generation to finally see some success at the club as well… Christ, they’ve had it bad 😂

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2 years

Mike Ashley is gonna batter Steve Gibson, pass it on

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3 years

@ArfonJ @PoliticsForAlI Bollocks, you meant it so own it

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2 months

Don’t think I’ve ever said this before… Referee had a cracking game at Derby today 👏🏼

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10 days

If this is because of the Derby match it’s a terrible decision, just shows that two tier policing time and time again and just how much hatred they have for football fans

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2 months

@lfc_jude @georgiebingham I’ll break it down simply for you: Tweet 1: Complaining about EU flag being on England shirts..similar to people complaining about St George cross colours being changed “it’s just a shirt”. Tweet 2: Asking people to add Ukraine flag to their bio (the epitome of ‘flag shagging’)

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4 years

If Derby fans are patient I genuinely think some pretty fantastic things are on the way in the next 3-4 years #dcfc

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Nathan Jordan

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4 years

Oi look at John Bercow’s face here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #GeneralElection #UKElection #Brexit #Labour #Conservatives #ElectionDay2019 #GeneralElection2019

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3 years

If anyone ever injures Bielik I’m doing life. Facts. #dcfc

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2 months

@TheSopranosClub Surprising cos he’s massively left wing as well

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3 months

This lad is absolutely brilliant, hope we can keep him beyond the season.

BBC Sport Derby

@BBCDerbySport

3 months

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 🚨 "It's good to get payback on them" Rams midfielder Ebou Adams reveals he watched back Derby's 3-1 loss to Stevenage from October in preparation for today's match. #DCFC 🐏1-0 #StevenageFC

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5 months

Remember the sun baby from the Tellytubbies? This is him now, feel old yet?

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2 years

No thanks from me, should’ve happened months ago then maybe we wouldn’t have lost 10 players. Sickening seeing people say thank you etc 🤮 #dcfc

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1 year

The photo and the tattoo 🤌🏼 Start of Derby County leg sleeve

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4 years

Why are Derby fans losing their heads? I seriously don’t understand it. We won’t go down and we won’t go up so what’s the point of making any signings in January? It’s utterly fucking pointless and our January signings are usually shocking. Write this season off ffs #dcfc

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2 years

@LmdeeleyLorna @JuliaHB1 Point is surely though that if these politicians who are privy to information we aren’t and are so worried about this new variant then surely they’d want to either cancel or take maximum precautions? If they don’t then they clearly aren’t worried about it and neither should we

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