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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
To summarize: the Red Hen owner was worried that her staff (who were LGBTQ, migrants, etc) would feel uncomfortable in serving Sanders. She gave them the option, & they said they wanted Sanders to leave. She spoke to her privately and asked her to go. That is brave and exemplary.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Sarah has the most powerful comms job in the country, and let’s face it—she’s not being held accountable by anyone in her personal or professional life. There have to be social penalties for flagrant bigots, or else we get Spicer speaking at awards ceremonies 😐
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
She protected her staff by enforcing that decision personally, she stated her reasoning behind it, and she made sure Sarah personally felt the humiliation for her choices. Class act.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
@ameyaw112 Those lips are not 82%
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Look at this industrious young man.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
1 month
someone recently joked that that i text like a boomer bc i use boomer ellipses … and maybe at one point it was ironic, but now that i understand their immense power to evoke intrigue, ambivalence …
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
don’t let empty platitudes distract you from the blood on people’s hands
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
me every single day of the quarantine
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I’m seeing so many takes about Cat Person that revolve around Margot being “selfish” and “vapid”. 1) why are we demanding perfect 20 yr old female protagonists? 2) maybe don’t bemoan the *selfishness* of a young woman who had sex because she felt it would be rude NOT to
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Also: if you enjoyed these tweets and you agree with my politics, you should follow my girl @RepLipton because she’s a female candidate who’s fighting against Trump’s bigotry ✊🏻
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
8 years
Hillary Duff joins the ranks of T Swift and Amy Schumer in the "most tone deaf to privilege and racism" competition.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
This is v specific but I need to know if I’m ALONE, so: does anyone else like eggs, but occasionally feel super queasy and weird when you eat them?
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I swear some evangelicals drink a lil cold brew and get a couple tattoos and think they ain’t homophobic anymore lol
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I was watching the Kim Kardashian clip from Kimmel, and she said something interesting (that I’ve heard before): “for Kanye, it’s not about Trump’s policies—it’s about personality. His defying the odds”. Uneducated, patriarchal voters are the easiest prey for strongmen types.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Hullo guys, here’s a little story. So, I was out canvassing for my candidate, and I knocked on a 94 yr old woman’s door. She answered and promptly said she voted for Ellen, but she isn’t a Democrat. I joked that we could use Republican votes too and she said “no—I’m a communist!”
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 months
mccarthyism …. more like mccarthywasm
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@UpAndGeorgia Uh we do but for some reason ppl use the top sheet still. You can buy extra cozy ones. So you guys just have the fitted sheet and the duvet? Wild
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@UpAndGeorgia Like this
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
@chrisfluming Why is there this strong undercurrent of rage in all your work.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
A controversial list of men with BDE: Armie Hammer Jake Tapper Justin Trudeau Young Bernie Sanders Jon Hamm Pete Davidson Adam Driver John F Kennedy Barack Obama Jim from The Office Jeff Goldblum (case study of BDE) Bill Murray Christoph Waltz Antoni from Queer Eye
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
@KimKardashian Yes, these people deserve to be millionaires and billionaires
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
tattooed youth waiters at fancy pastors farm to table places 🤝 “we do things a little different around here”
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@UpAndGeorgia It’s a thin sheet that separates you from the outermost bedding
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I AM JEALOUS @shannonpurser WOW WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
when i say i want a goth gf, this is what i mean
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
If Gal Gadot looked at me like that I wouldddddddd
@TylerHuckabee
find tyler huckabee on bluesky
7 years
Don't let anyone tell you representation is just about being "PC."
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I think that’s kinda the ... point. Jane Fonda knows her wealth and privilege make her immune to the violence of the carceral system, so she’s the best person to be on the frontlines, shielding vulnerable people.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@sciencewitch @timmy_parker @PoppyCocktails @UpAndGeorgia Some people MIGHT call the left blanket but most call it a duvet. But not everyone sleeps with a duvet on top in America. Some people use blankets, quilts, etc
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Do y’all remember how in the 90’s every single kid’s movie was about how a kid played baseball and their workaholic father never showed up to their games and the kids looked up into the bleachers disappointedly
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
@KimberlyNFoster Yang supporters love his kind of naive candor about everything but I’ve always thought it was a huge liability lol.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
gonna tell my kids this was Pete Buttigieg
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I feel like Elizabeth Warren would be the ideal candidate to have a lil midnight snack with. Like you go downstairs and she’s like “oh I was just making myself a plate of cheese and crackers, would you like some?” and then you sit there quietly and she asks what’s on your mind.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I don’t get ppl who get all weird about doing things alone. I love going to movies alone, eating dinner alone, succumbing to death in the Siberian wilderness alone, I’m comfortable with myself 😊
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 months
City I dislike: DC City I think is overrated: DC City I like: DC City I love: DC City I feel most myself in: DC City I still need to visit: DC City I dream of living in: DC
@DavidAstinWalsh
David Austin Walsh
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City I dislike: San Francisco City I think is overrated: New York City I like: Minneapolis City I love: New York City I feel most myself in: Chicago City I still need to visit: Rome City I dream of living in: Berlin
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@ the ppl who keep saying “well did you expect anything different?”: There are no prizes for cynicism. No awards for nonchalance. There’s no beauty in fatalism, and there shouldn’t be any joy in others’ suffering. Sit down and let people be hurt.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
"Shut up, Pigsley!!!" -my mom shouting at Dudley Dursley in Harry Potter
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Y’all really don’t know how turnt I’m getting if Ted Cruz loses to a weed smoking, former band member, skateboarding, daddy Democrat.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I’m open to the possibility of bees
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
@Lara_Schwartz @DebiLentz1 Lolllll I love youuuuu
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
For anyone who thinks my sister Shannon is cool, she just gave me some lotion and said “welcome to hydration station”.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
So. I’m going to a gigantic, monster thread of amazing women to follow. I’ll categorize them by their career field/social media focus so you can get invested in women with similar interests and activism! Here we go:
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
All I’m saying is, People magazine once crowned Blake Shelton sexiest man alive and they cannot be trusted
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Me: “well, books are always a good gift option for me!” Me: *is drowning in a literary sea, books have engulfed my entire home, they hiss at me with unread pages* Me: “yep, more books would be nice!”
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Men get so many haircuts that they don’t treasure them properly. A haircut for a woman is a revelation, an awakening, an act of divinity. Men can just GET a haircut between work and grocery shopping because it means NOTHING to them. Disgraceful.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
i am thankful for filters and sisters dedicated to getting the right angle :,)
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
TUCKER CARLSON: "But is begging Russia to interfere with our election ILLEGAL? Here to tell us is a woman who sells scented Minion t-shirts"
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Couples I couldn’t be a part of: Fitness Couples Cosplay Couples Couples Who “Need a Big Kitchen For Entertaining Friends” Wedding Hashtag Couples Couples Who Propose After One Year Because They “Just Knew” Couple Who Throw Passive-Aggressive Jabs At Each Other In Public
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Nat Purser
6 years
I marveled at how warm and cheery her home was, and she said “this house didn’t know happiness for many years. My husband was an alcoholic, he was cruel to me. But now this home has a sweeter second life”. Indeed it does! Thanks for listening y’all.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
Bi girls are so cute !! 🌸
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I don’t mess w/ people who still have their ringer on. My phone has been silent since 2013 and people who haven’t silenced their phones by now do not fear God.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I just told a barista that her tattoo was cute :)) and she said that she hated it bc a gang in Peru forced her to get it under threat of death :)) just a good coffee shop conversation
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
ExCUSE ME everyone, let’s take a moment to look at my baby sis!!
@CSiriano
Christian Siriano
4 years
This stunning beauty shot in Paris for our fragrance #midnightsilhouette . @shannonpurser
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
In honor of Pride Month, here’s a pic of me actually giving Liz my DIGITS
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Do you use a top sheet when u sleep?
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
Every year I’m like “wow can’t wait for my Spotify year wrapped to show me how sophisticated and eclectic my musical tastes are” and every year it’s like congrats, pitbull aka mister worldwide is your favorite artist.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I just asked out a fine German dude while I was in line to get coffee and we’re going out toNIGHT I’m unstoppable
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
The battle cry of a generation.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
BABYYYY???CRYING??? ALONEEEEE???!!!!!OMGIWILLSAVEIT
@DailyHiveVan
Daily Hive Vancouver
7 years
A tiny sea otter pup is recovering at @vanaqua after being found crying off northern Vancouver Island
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
2 months
i miss when companies’ names were pure expressions of what they did. Maryland Timber Company. not things like fubo or tubi
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Finally reunited with my wife, @ewarren .
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I hate that every fat woman in movies is either overtly sexual (to comedic effect—it’s funny bc she’s fat, so she can’t get away with being so confident and flirty!) or the helplessly dowdy “mom” friend. Like.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
In honor of Bi Visibility Month, I honor people who “were not” bi but like, probably were—including Amelia Earhart Remus Lupin Colonel Sanders (Reba version) Paul Bunyan Princess Diana (I can just feel it idk) Remy from Ratatouille Captain Hook Rico from Hannah Montana
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Me: “I just want you to know that I’m voting for you bc I love your ‘breaking up big tech’ policy! So innovative” Liz: “Woohoo! Now that’s what I like to hear girl!” *she dances*
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
This is beautiful.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
Things to leave in 2019: 1) pupper, doggo, heckin ... I’ll not have this nonsense on al gore’s internet 2) saying “i did a thing” and literally any other form of false modesty 3) the use of “all the” where it’s like “i ate all the things” good lord just no 4) pete buttigieg
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
@1followernodad 500 Days of Summer
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Here’s some beauty for your morning.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I know one girl who has never, to my knowledge, posted a pic of her significant other. Not while they dated, not during the engagement (she posted a pic of the ring to announce it), and now she posted pics from the wedding and ... they’re all of her dancing solo. Incredible.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Just told my therapist that I went on a date w/ a therapist and she got so excited lmaooo I told her he was so emotionally present and she was like “yes get that vulnerability wow!”
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Do you remember the sacred, secure feeling you got when ur friend’s family took you out for a meal and said “oh no worries, we’ve got you”, and you bashfully, appreciatively put your $10 back in your pocket.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Hercules live remake dream cast: Meg- Gal Gadot Hercules (older)- Armie Hammer Hercules (younger)- Ansel Elgort Phil- Josh Gad Hades- Jeff Goldblum Zeus- Jeff Bridges Hera- Lena Headey
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
What genre of dad is your dad? I’ll start: my dad is a PGA tournament, Ken Burns documentary, and fanny pack dad.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I talked to one older voter about a neighbor who died recently, and she said “I’ll miss him....even tho he broke the law with that cat and all...” and I said “wait, he broke the law with cats?” She said “oh he had a big cat, the illegal kind—a cheetah. Never hurt me tho” WHAT
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Heyyy, just wanna let y’all know that I’m currently hiring people to play my “close friend” in any future true crime doc where I’m the victim, you need to say stuff like “she was magnetic, alluring, enigmatic” and “women wanted to be her, men (and women) wanted to be with her”.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
It seems like every girl’s feelings of disgust/shame over her body start with snarky comments from an older relative. If I ever mock or criticize my niece, child, or grandchild’s weight, god can just smite me right then and there.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
So I’m experiencing something terrifying: The woman next to me at the airport is recording an ASMR video
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
7 years
My friend Dorothy said she "does not know what an aesthetic is" but would describe hers as "silly old lady"
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
My favorite thing about her was that she never condescended. She was eager to pass along her torch to the next generation of activists. There was no “back in MY day we REALLY knew how to protest”. She said her greatest achievement was raising leftist, feminist sons ❤️
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
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@ChadNotChud peace will absolutely not be with him
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Where is Warren’s plan to address bikini tops and bottoms being sold separately, for exorbitant individual prices??
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 years
OH MY GOD EVERYBODY!! Thank you thank you thank you!! 💌
@WaffleHouse
Waffle House
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@NatPurser We hope you have a great 25th birthday!
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
gotta delete some tweets brb
@Independent
The Independent
5 years
Jeff Goldblum defends Woody Allen: ‘I think there is a presumption of innocence until proven guilty’
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I am thoroughly deceased !!!! My favoritest present !!!!
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
what have u done to her
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
Here we go!! 🆔☑️
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I only wanna date the kinda people who hear five seconds of an amazing, obscure song and become so obsessed with it that they spend 1 hour and 26 minutes tracking it down across Spotify, google, and Bing.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
sooo my friends are canvassing for stacey abrams with will ferrell ??!
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I’m genuinely amazed that white ppl just casually call 911. I’ve called 911 once, and it was when I was 10 & home alone for the first time and I thought the garage repairman was a home invader lol.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
This is pretty niche but....did any lil evangelical kids lowkey enjoy this bop and worry that u were going to hell for it
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
There’s a girl BLASTING Landslide in my apartment’s parking lot ... bby girl we are ALL going through it, it’ll be ok ...
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Guys, in case this isn’t apparent: nothing good has EVER come after a sentence starting with “I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but...” Akon said he was trying to describe a woman without being disrespectful....and then he called her a sexy bitch. So.
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Just went on Wikipedia bc I couldn’t remember my sister’s bday lol (srry 😇)
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
*any Southern woman passing within 100 feet of you* “I am SO SORRY let me just squeeze RIGHT PAST YOU just pardon me for one minute—“
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I’m really proud of this man.
@VaughnHillyard
Vaughn Hillyard
6 years
Father, who says he's a local peanut farmer in Wicksburg, outside Roy Moore rally talks about losing his gay daughter at age of 23 to suicide. "I was anti-gay myself. I said bad things to my daughter, which I regret."
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
She also told me about her love for writing poetry, she had hundreds of poems around her house. She categorized them according to what she needed—joy, hope, nostalgia, serenity. She shared one to be read at her funeral. It was really lovely.
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Nat Purser
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Thank u to the helpful ppl who’ve informed me that Warren was a Republican uhh 20+ years ago, I appreciate that level of cynicism towards ppl’s ability to change. I grew up in an evangelical, homeschooling family, fought w/ pro-choice classmates, and now I’m a gay socialist, so?
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
5 years
I love when I tell people I’m one out of four girls and they respond with “wow your poor dad!” haha it sucks to have daughters! Girls are bad!!
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
Instead of the NYT piece, try ⬇️
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
6 years
I think Twitter is clogged with this kind of tweet but uh: THE GOOD PLACE IS REALLY GOOD
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