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@Mtamerri
Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
I just saw a guy we went to primary school with la eKing Shaka, haven’t seen the guy in over 20 years, we had a chat for about 2 minutes, he was eating a pie, athi “awubambe iBite nawe Mthamizi” he pulls it close to my mouth & I took a bite… what a guy. What a touch
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
Fieldbar is owned by a white man, Ziyanda was a brainchild of a black person, the venture capital firm that invested R25 000 000 on Fieldbar wouldn’t have invested even half of that amount on Ziyanda because they are not white. Life is black & white. It’s that simple
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1/24 Ziyanda vs Fieldbar: A case study for entrepreneurs on turning ideas into businesses. In 2018, two companies set out to create fresh African luxury products. Both had great ideas, but only one succeeded. Why did Fieldbar succeed but Ziyanda disappoint? 🧵THREAD🧵
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
I should have left politics in 2009 when Tokyo Sexwale esincisha inyama that was bought by ANC at Max Lifestyle, he told us meat is for dignitaries, that time we were told that volunteers would get meat, we were doing door-to-door from 7am, only to be denied meat at 15:00
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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Go live eNanda for a week, then come back here on Twitter & tell us how you feel about the conduct of KZN police to these thugs, until then, anisimele ngesingisi!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
MaMkhize entered the construction industry in the mid 2000’s, an industry that was dominated by white male, she climbed through the ranks until her company got to Grade 9CE, you don’t get to that level by chance, if it was that easy, almost everyone in construction would be 9CE
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
uKay Yarm lo, abamaziyo abazange bambone!! 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
In Durban there’s 3 families that I don’t speak of sideways on social media & in public, Gcaba family, Gumede family(eMbumbulu), Getsemane family(iNanda), everyone else I can speak anyhow about them, abangithusi.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
General Mkhwanazi has been sending at least 5 thugs a week to their maker since October! What a man, what a touch!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
The guy who got the refuse collection tender in my area is so efficient & very friendly, today I forgot to take out the refuse, at 7:30am I hear a hooter, I go out, he’s at my gates “uphi udoti wakho?” It’s the first time he’s done this. He’s a lovely old man.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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We had umemulo ekhaya elikhulu this past weekend, uBaba omncane decided to hire my wife to do the decor. Umsebenzi kaNkosikazi wami lo:
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
Ocabange your kids holding a meeting behind your back kwakho, a meeting about you & your marital affairs, how they will confront you, when they confront you, they record you with the phones you bough them. I’d kick them all out ngoba banamasende
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Then you have people telling me I must still vote ANC, this is personal!!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Dear @RSASIU In 2015/2016 I met Terry Pheto at the Durban Film festival Elangeni hotel, she was there promoting her film “Ayanda” I did some work for her that weekend, she paid me R10 000. So if u happen to see that transaction, it’s above board Kind Regards Slwane Mthimkhulu
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
The young politicians and professionals in the ANC are bourgeoisie who don’t see nothing wrong with the status quo, we have no choice but to remove the ANC, for our kids & grandkids sake. These young people in the ANC seem more dangerous than the old guard
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
Pythons aside, Zimbali Coastal Resort is still one of the most beautiful estates in South Africa
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
The last time I felt like this was in 2018 when Pravin Gordhan & his goons fired Siyabonga Gama at Transnet! Fuck ANC! Fuck everyone associated with the ANC! Msunu yenu! Mxim!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Maybe the reason why the cost of living is so high as adults, it’s because we don’t share sandwiches and a can of cooldrink like we did in school, imagine, you walk in at KFC, you buy 1 streetwise 2, mini loaf & a can of coke, you share between the 3 of you guys.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
The community is happy, but some drunkard from Cape Town masquerading as a journalist says the police shouldn’t have killed the thugs when they shot at the police
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@eNCA The mortuary vans have arrived to collect the bodies of the nine suspects killed in a shootout with police. The community has gathered to watch, with some expressing excitement at the police intervention. @eNCA
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
When I got married in 2022, there were at least 2000 people at my wedding, our people are bored don’t have anything to do, so they go to any event, so don’t be too excited about the number of people who were at Moses Mabhida today
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
21 days
My name is Thamsanqa Magnificent Mthimkhulu I am 35 years old, my wife and I will be voting MK in the 2024 National and Provincial Elections
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Mercury 🍯🌻
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My name is Thandeka Tshabalala. I am 29 years old and I will be voting for the ANC in the 2024 National and Provincial Elections! 🖤💚💛✊🏾 #VoteANC2024 #MyVoteIsNotASecret
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
I didn’t even have Kelloggs at home that day because I wanted to do ANC work & I knew we were going to have meat & drinks at Max Lifestyle, then Tokyo Sexwale & his Spiritual Boys told us we won’t get meat, 3 days before payday, I drove back home & ate Kellogg at 17:00
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
I respect people who take up positions to be Municipal Managers, CFO’s, Head of SCM in KZN municipalities. Those people risk their lives on a daily basis because of thugs & politicians
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
I don’t see ANC getting more than 35% votes in the elections. MK izoqeda ngabo!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
ANC is anti black!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
The greatest men in KZN
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
Once you divorce once as a man, you will always divorce or end up is’botho. Once you marry, stick with her, no matter what she does, rather ignore her & live in the garage, but don’t ever divorce her.
@Buhlenomuhle
Minister of retweets(reposts)🔄
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😭💔DIVORCE FOR THE 7th time
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
MK President Jacob Zuma message to ⁦ @EFFSouthAfrica ⁩ President Julius Malema
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@simplitate1 Oddly enough, I didn’t find this strange, I just took a bite & continued with our conversation, I’m sure if he had a can of cool drink, he was going to give me a sip
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
The trip to The Hague by Sophie Mokoena must be declared wasteful expenditure by AG!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
😂😂😂😂 ey ANC thugs are hilarious. They are celebrating switching off e-Tolls that were installed by their government 😂😂😂
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
Doing a thread on a white owned company vs black company, why the one succeeded and the other didn’t succeed, without mentioning the colour of the skin of the company owners is a waste of everyone’s time.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
ANC are well prepared for their manifesto, even the air in Durban is different, it smells like corruption
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
ANC members in my area who were at the ANC manifesto launch yesterday at Moses Mabhida Stadium have decided to burn tyres protesting because there hasn’t been water in the area for over a week & the ANC led Ethekwini municipality is not even sending water trucks
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@Nanazille Ubazelaphi abelungu?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
MK will get more votes than the ANC in KZN, Umlazi & kwaMashu will deliver for MK!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@ShadowRau Yes, in their cars, thina we were walking the whole time
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
24 days
Unmarried gents can’t relate
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
24 days
I still can’t believe that IFP has managed to convince so many Zulu people that they care for the interests of black majority
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
16 days
Jacob Zuma still firing people after 22:00 just like he did when he was the president of South Africa 😂😂😂😂
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
Lt. General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi is a cop, he should never be a minister, under any circumstances, his skills & experience would be wasted there. Maybe once he has retired, he can become a police minister advisor.
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I would also shake the hand of the police minister we deserve first #JusticeForAKA #tonyforbes
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
I’ve just asked my 75 year old uncle who he will vote for, he says Zuma “kuthiwa ubuyile wakhipha uRamaphosa kwi ANC” oh Nkosi, this man was going to vote ANC because he thought Zuma is representing it, cishe lahamba iVote lethu, I will have to accompany him to make sure
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
The Mastermind of the corruption, Head of Water & Sanitation Ednick Msweli asked to see me because he saw my tweets & his name. It should be interesting
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
On Friday I’m going to EThekwini Municipality Water & Sanitation, the home of corruption & incompetence, that’s where Zai Restaurant owners, Dludla & Hlenga Sibisi get their loot from
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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You unmarried gents @S_Gwiliza @ThamiGatsheni @sibekoziyanda can only dream of having a tray like this.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@S_Gwiliza Mfwethu 😂😂😂😂 on some “awungilumisa mfwethu”
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Zoom into the image, look at the remarks by EThekwini Municipality when they appointed Zai Restaurant’s owner for this tender
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
@shoke_is_me We are bomb proof
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
@ZANewsFlash I wouldn’t be surprised if he staged this.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
I just saw the MK list, I recognise only about 10 names, and that makes me happy also, abantu abangcolile abaziwayo abekho!!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Zai Restaurant is basically the Executive Council of EThekwini municipality, that’s where decisions of looting the City are taken, how the City Manager should be removed, which pump station to sabotage so thugs can send their water trucks there
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
@Sliindile You out here siding with brats who were recording their father during an argument & went on to post that on social media, ubona zisile lezongane?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@UsherKomugisha @Ms_Onesimo South Africa has KO 2 of them
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
What Black Coffee said about his upbringing, how his parents divorce & him not living with his parents affected him in his adult life & marriage is very important, that’s why we advocate for marriage. Now the sad situation is that his kids will most probably end up like him.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@AndiMakinana Boys will always be boys.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
ANC Ethekwini Regional Secretary Musa Nciki drives a BMW X5 M50i a R80 000pm car & a Ford Ranger Raptor +R20 000pm. All these cars are financed from funds looted at Ethekwini Municipality
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Enhle needs to rock up at Coffee’s house unannounced, with grocery bags, put groceries in the fridge start cooking, go to his(her) bedroom, change linen *Coffee is in the house njalo* ugirl must not say a word, do a bit of cleaning, dish up for him, & she goes to bed
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
When you air out your work or personal issues on social media, a lot people will side with you on social media, that’s where it ends for them, on social media. You will have to live your reality alone, you will be unemployed alone & unemployable for the rest of your life alone
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
This person can’t articulate his successes 😂😂😂😂
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Mbongiseni Mbatha
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She took the President to the cleaners 😂😂
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
@ShottaZee @Ms_Onesimo I know such aunts very well, they take turns in such
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@fezilemapela @SiphileHlwatika There’s no live lottery draw anymore?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
@lion_queeen The wife can tell the husband’s elders & her elders, bam’hlalise phansi. Iy’ngane azingeni nhlobo! Ngeke utshelwe ingane yakho.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@Checkma8e Nami I didn’t see anything odd, I just took the bite, only thought about it sesihlukene 😂😂😂😂
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
Waze wakhuluma kahle uNomagugu Simelane! A politician, that rural boy, Bheki Mtolo should take notes #VoteMK2024
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
@iNtokazi_P Planning a meeting ngo Baba wakho? You record your argument with your father & share it on social media, nibona ukuthi zisile lezongane? Azisile lezingane, zidinga ibhande kuphela.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
ANC thugs will be all over the media until the elections, insulting Jacob Zuma, hoping that will put them in the good books of Ramaphosa & he will put them in cabinet 1. Ramaphosa already has his favourites 2. He would need approval of his coalition partners on who to appoint
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@African_Spring I know the houses she built eMlazi, I’ve been there. The only issue there is the area they are built in, the City knew that area shouldn’t be a housing development, but they succumbed to the demands of the community who didn’t want to live the area & go live eLovu.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
📍 eKhenana Holy mountain iSabatha elihle kubangcwele 🙏🏾
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
KZN comrades, whatever you do, don’t vote IFP, they are corrupt corrupt! They are worse than IFP! Imali bayidla bukhoma laba!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Zai restaurant thugs, Dludla & Sibisi invoice over R2 000 000pm from EThekwini Municipality, they will continue invoicing that amount for the next 24 months
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
@ThandoAfrika Police angakini!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
ANC members now understand the proper meaning of prima facie, when Chief Justice Ngcobo released the report on Phala Phala, they were debating us about the meaning of prima facie, today we are in agreement about the meaning of the term #ICJGazaGenocide
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
Beginning of this year I said “ayikho intombazane ezongcwatshwa kubo” sibonge umfoka Shozi for listening to this clarion call!
KaLamula❤️
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2 months
@MaBlerh I remember! I’ve been using the term like her ever since 😂😂😂😂
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
What I loved the most was ZimDollar calling uMthandeni “umfana” unmarried men must be reminded at all material times ukuthi they are small boys.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Never invite me for lunch/dinner at Zai Restaurant, I don’t support people who are responsible for the destruction & looting of EThekwini municipality
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@LondiweMakhanya Yes, we did such on a daily basis in primary & high school, haven’t done such ever since, that’s why I find it funny
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Hhay bandla!
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
I met UNyazi LweZulu izolo, what an amazing experience. When he said “Inkosi ikubusise” to me, I felt it. That hit different, that’s the greatest 5 minutes of my life. 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
Ub’lova bunobunyoni phakathi
@DlaminiDukani
Vukani Dlamini eBazini eCentocow
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And then, what's happening here? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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you still have a lot to learn about being a married person, you need to unlearn a lot of nonsense. That will take you at least 10 years, so your partner shouldn’t proceed with ukuLobola wena, he needs to look for a new wife, you are not it for him or anyone for that matter
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My lobola day is 27 April but we got into a fight (not physical) with fiance a few days ago over basically nothing I myself can't even pin point how it started but it was a heated argument very bad one . I don't even know if we are still on and if we are how are we going to start…
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Maybe he wants to give me cash to silence me, if I never tweet about Zai & him again, you must know that they gave me decent money.
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@ZANewsFlash Wena it’s your job, you can’t be fearful
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@ThamiGatsheni Last year October he wiped out 3 business forum mafias, just to send a warning to the other ones to not interrupt the ongoing SANRAL projects all over Durban, everything is going smoothly
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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When you are in the presence of a King(of any Royal house), you conduct yourself in a certain manner, uyazotha, whether you are their subject or not, what Sboniso Duma did was wrong & disrespectful to both the king and President. Ubaphoxile abazali bakhe
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@Bantu_Kubo @Ms_Onesimo He sees himself as the anointed football expert in South Africa
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
For the 1st time since 2009 elections, people of Umlazi won’t be treating Elections day as a holiday, they will be out in numbers to go vote MK, the way they are so excited about MK lapha.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
@kaMalambule What about my family?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Bonginkosi Khanyile is planted by Mbalula to cause divisions kwi MK. Something needs to be done about him, quick.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
@ZANewsFlash We have a meeting ngakithi about that
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@ShamiSibisi Yes it’s personal, my community doesn’t have water because Hlenga & his goons sabotage pump stations so their water trucks can be sent to our community & then they bill the municipality.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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2001 December, my father got his bonus cheque from Toyota, the guy vanished for about 5 days, mom called every police station in the area, hospitals & mortuary, 5 days later came in with that 10l Christmas bucket from Toyota, no money. Mother called my father’s siblings
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@DasenThathiah Tell IPID we don’t need them. The police a doing a great job
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
@Iam_NCEDI Zuma was Prime minister?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
1 month
You see, when you don’t shoot at the police, they don’t shoot back.
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Dasen Thathiah
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Four suspects have been arrested in Inanda by KZN SAPS.  They were allegedly hired to carry out a hit on an individual in Umzinyathi.  Two of them have been arrested before, with one on bail for murder and assault.  Two unlicensed guns, ammunition and a vehicle were recovered.…
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@mandymatsinhe You are a housewife, Mandisa, you don’t pay tax
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@MillionMnisi Why are you wearing your daughter’s T-shirt?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
4 months
@Mpume_Luv We do, but we don’t talk about it on social media, we speak to the relevant people who can assist us.
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
2 months
@DasenThathiah Dasen, do you ever sleep?
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
3 months
Not only is Zai Restaurant built by corruption, it’s also a vehicle for money laundering
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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@ThamiGatsheni Uyikhe yonke Gatsheni weGerman cut ongaganiwe 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾
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Slwane Mthimkhulu
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I love Jacob Zuma 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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