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Happy Wife. Tired Mom. #ADHD #ASD Family. CPTSD survivor #EMDR Practicing Hippie. #BLM 🏳️‍🌈Ally #HidradenitisSuppurativa

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3 years
I get followers the old fashioned way. I stalk everyone who hits a like on anything I’ve ever said. Then I hope they just follow back blindly.
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Dumbasses were told to not come up the pass. 100 miles shut down. People are stranded and there’s nothing that can be done.
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Intense snow and powerful winds cause whiteout conditions in Donner Pass, California, wreaking havoc on the roadways.
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@lisadubbels Every person with a school age child in California got a snap card this month automatically. It’s due to a surplus. We’re not on cash aide but this still helped us. A lot.
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Jeremy Renner is a local. He used to babysit a friend’s grandkids and brought them to the SWAT premier. I have a photo of him drawing his swat tattoo on one that night. Corny story but Jeremy is a legit adorable corny guy and I am praying he makes it.
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@thewriterd Those recordings triggered the shit out of me. This isn’t attention seeking. She needs help.
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@ZachJay1207 @jaboukie Obviously you’ve never put potato chips in a sandwich.
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@BCAppelbaum If only there were a way too look up a word you didn’t know.
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Prince William renting a hotel room near the UN General Assembly that he wasn’t invited to is giving peak desperation vibes. How embarrassing.
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@thedailybeast Preventative chemotherapy isn’t a thing.
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We’re going to see someone waving this card and screaming about their rights as they’re being escorted off a plane.
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@shyna4me @CBSNews Vacationing duh
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PTSD is trending so here’s a friendly reminder: it’s not limited to soldiers or law enforcement. You could have had a loss, abused, experienced traumatic childbirth, a victim of a crime or assault. Your mental health is just as important, it’s not a competition.
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@lisadubbels I was surprised too. A friend mentioned it, I checked our PO Box and sure enough. Our conversation was this week so they’re just arriving. Side note, my friend is conservative and right leaning, formerly against “handouts” and her wavering voice showed how much it was needed
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@Italiano_Laura Did I miss the most important part where you apologize to the Vice President of The United States? Every one of these bullshit hit pieces lowers our status in the eyes of the world. And I like how you use “tabloid” as if it grants your integrity immunity.
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Meghan Markle is an American and America is neck deep in trauma. Maybe those across the pond, who have issue with how Americans are coping, could step back, take a look in the mirror and tell the hag of your reflection to shut the fuck up. Also - spay and neuter your pets
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So Prince William and Kate were late and KC3 had to wait in his pumpkin till they arrived. Prince Harry was smart and bounced immediately. There’s going to be some narcissistic revenge around the castles in the next few weeks. I may unblock the tabloids just for the juice.
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@JonEHecht @KithKanan @bosseone2 @Mr_JamesLandis I’ve never had a friend mowed down in front of me but I think it would qualify as a pretty significant “life experience”.
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@AOC @laurenboebert @TuckerCarlson @NancyMace Will we ever find out who cut the emergency panic buttons in the offices? There are no doubts about their intentions
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@poolfan81 @justkidddng Listen EGG, it was a serious interview, a slight panic, possible embarrassment. He's human. Go away.
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2 years
Let’s be honest, he was ejected by moms. A crowd of moms.
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Here at the anti-NRA protest in Houston, I just witnessed North Texas based right wing provocateur who goes by the name Chet Goldstein get ejected by the crowd for trying to disrupt the event
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Rust in peace is trending. I can’t be the only one who thought
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@petehasabeard Ok so you know how we have a lot of incoming congresswomen well at the end of the standard prayer “amen” was said and then “awoman” as a nod to this historic day. It was cheeky and cute so of course the right doesn’t get it
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@WendiAarons “So yes the fire breathing dragon was the ultimate cause for the fractures but only because the stress they’re under from the daily stress of carting your fatass around”. I’m mostly paraphrasing but you get the gist.
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@DailyLoud Hold on, we all have our bad days, let’s hear what she has to say
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3 years
@laurenboebert These are words of a congressperson. What pride do you take in this? Does it make you feel better about yourself? What does this do to help your constituents? You know what those are right?
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@LakotaMan1 @MamaNoelles I went to high school near the Navajo reservation and graduated with Quannah Chasinghorse’s auntie. Shes so proud, her niece is the first indigenous model for the cover of Vogue and she’s stunning.
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He took me to a frog jump festival. We had to leave early because his WIFE showed up and she has a restraining order on him. #WorstFirstDate
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@VoteGloriaJ That’s called “helping you to the door”. Stand strong.
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GenX! Satanic Panic is trending. We’re the generation that lived it. Everyone has a story, a house/town, a family. Couldn’t wear black, adults found devil words in backwards songs, Ozzy to Twisted Sister - our souls never had a chance
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@according2_taz @MailOnline Did you know they’re still sorting through body parts in hopes of getting a dna match? I believe there are still 2 children not formally identified. Now what is it again you’re mad about?
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@AaronLougheed @sarahg1243 @adam_bu1 @TIME There are about 100 years between your examples. Not long ago, kids had rifles in their trucks at school. This rage and anger is new.
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People discussing kevlar as an option. My husband’s vests are $700-$1300. So the plan is to spend obscene amounts of money weighing kids down with protective backpacks or vests they’ll need a split second to arm themselves with? Boosters can’t afford copy paper but ok
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@NerdPyle @Pevenly1 @AryehCW @BronzeHammer I’ll be attending my local “f*ck a conservative” meeting this afternoon. We’ll be discussing political canvassing and driving people to polls. We’ll also invoke Satan after coffee and cookies.
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@El_Daverino @shanibruno @FairPunishment @ShaunKing I mean they have “mall walkers” clubs. It’s where the grandma set comes in their jogging suits and walk the mall. Most of the time I take my kid to the open play area inside our mall and that’s all I’m there for
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@dstiddypop43 There are 7.6 billion people on this planet. Find another “soulmate”.
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@IndivisibleNet I’d be irritated. It’s thanksgiving. We wear leggings on thanksgiving.
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@mypronounisking @AntonioArellano It’s Texas. There are no gun free zones.
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@SwavyViku @DailyLoud Nope. She 💯 belongs in prison. I’m just fucking around.
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Active shooting situation a local junior high. Dispatch can hear shots while on with students. They’re requesting 5 ambulances. SWAT is on scene and clearing buildings.
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@SoFlaNat @TruculentSheep @_youhadonejob1 Never apologize for enthusiasm. The turtle doesn’t mind.
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@BelAirCreep You mean alternative. Hole is an alternative rock band. Who raised you?
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@sharneezoll @MichaelSkolnik She looked at her hand “a marker?!” Lol. I love this baby!!
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@Tazerface16 Im betting you had no idea your 2020 was going to be so 2020.
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@TruculentSheep @SoFlaNat @_youhadonejob1 Have him call me and I’ll apologize directly.
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@Fly_Sistah @jonathanvswan @Mediaite It’s only raising eyebrows because they realize how much evidence the J6C has. They’ll get louder the more they want to distance themselves.
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@MartinDaubney Maybe because they both just recovered from covid and antibodies are good for a few months. Do you guys even science?
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@TizzyEnt @Imposter_Edits @Gertie1312 If Marlboro miles were a family
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@MeAloneInMyMind It was felt in Modesto but residents confused it for a meth lab explosion.
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@aubstaysversion I mean I remember when 🐍 would trend, I guess karma called
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@Karnythia @CPAPMami Because like father like son. I’m glad for both women
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@yeetdale @PoliWonk79 @BinaryTreez @Rathelos_ @JoshuaPotash Is no one bringing up the fact that there have been multiple Tesla fires and THAT is an issue. That one started under the backseat. That door handles are not easily accessible and hidden latches are not part of our muscle memory. Quit defending a car, what about the people?
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It’s not San Fran It’s not Frisco It’s just the city And yes we sound pretentious af 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@PortlandPolice Why is the paint still wet and smeared on the plastic?
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@MorrisDemetress So if this site is reputable than I’ll go ahead and believe the “Prince William secret Valentine’s Day dinner with mistress Rose 🌹 a gift of pearls and a furious Kate catches them” articles as well.
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@stkirsch @NotURVoodooDoll @Delta Steve harassed a fellow passenger and is now gleefully sharing the story online. Is this normal allowed behavior?
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@CassyWearsHeels Nope. Waiting to hear if he was on the radar for being known as unstable and violent. Sure enough he was.
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@TorraineWalker @RacismDog I believe there’s a laminated color chart
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Blizzard conditions till Tuesday
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@jack So you’re apologizing for hiring too many people Elon had to fire? I don’t understand your tweet. You’re not taking responsibility for anything, what exactly are you sorry for?
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@MrsEricaGarza Twitter is blocking tweets about this.
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@BFPierceHawk In the year of Karma 2024 at that!
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@JaromeBellVA Wait how bad do you treat people who have contracted AIDS? Does your demeanor change when you find out? and then what?
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@412VC Women with healthy sexual appetites really do scare some people. Damn
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@caitiedelaney Have you tried smiling more?
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@chrislongview Best enjoy your new pair of Chevrolegs because the car goes back
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Piers Morgan you done messed up. I’ve seen royalists, SussexSquad, aunties, besties and some aggressive Americans (which feels weird now but cool) all come together. You’re not gonna threaten Prince Harry, his wife or children.
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@patriottakes The entire photo summed up
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@dume_j @theKC10ib @realDonaldTrump Is this the Thursday night panics? JR has been awfully mouthy on twitter lately. This is going to be a busy month.
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@ACTBrigitte Her case is closed. We good.
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@FriscoPD Everyone in these comments criticizing the kids never stop to think maybe it was a natural trauma response. Do you honestly believe this was a coordinated flash mob of fear? Or could it be something happened that caused a scare and we’re a nation with daily mass shootings
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@Imposter_Edits Holy shit. This is their apology
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@BarbYohn1 @CannellBen26804 You’re not here for civil discourse, you’re just a rude miserable kunt.
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@SANJOSEMAILMAN My thoughts - it must be a hellish life at their group home to runaway and go to these extremes. There are over 400,000 foster youths in our country and only a small percentage escape without sexual and physical abuse. we are failing them.
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Ian Miles Cheong isn’t amused. I cackled.
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A core memory the night we took the kid to the back gate. #FoundInsideArea51
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@WolfyDWolf @StormyDaniels I’m sure you have a nice personality, right?
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@Bluemeade7 @HRCDemocrat With their brights on
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@patriottakes *just so we’re clear, us classy broads know to tuck the straps when we choose a non strapless bra with a strapless dress. It’s just manners.
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@imperious_jazz @SheaFromTheBay And THEN to bring up her children? I’d need a sedative first for everyone’s safety
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My husband made a good point. The Republicans are closing ranks and supporting 45 because they don’t know what’s in the boxes. Each one is worried their kompromat is included.
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@RachBlevins On behalf of women please don’t use your sex as a defense. And what part of SOCIAL media do you not understand? Maybe try a new line of work if you can’t handle being critiqued.
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@danwootton Take that, Meghan? You couldn’t let Kate have her own moment without mentioning MM. That is absolutely bonkers. You guys really do hate Meghan more than you like your missing princess #WhereIsKate
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@tyyblovin @imperious_jazz @SheaFromTheBay Real friends talk to you not about you. You need a better set
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@matthewfdesmond @AndrewDesiderio @KenDilanianNBC Maybe I’ll pick up a peach one 😉
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@13_magpie No BUT that does sound smart. We don’t get this kind of weather often, I know you guys live it.
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@Hello_derangers They’re blocking and suppressing tweets regarding his neck. Search for it
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@NPR Light ALL the candles
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@mayday2020 @DonnaMu92783278 @krassenstein You know what, they should sell commemorative Rudy bobble heads in all gift shops in NY. Have the proceeds go towards reunification.
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@xxskifast They evacuated Yosemite too. It’s no joke.
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@LisaLouRob @Knesix Try brushing your teeth
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@hatWRKS @StetsonUSA take a look around. Will this shop be pinning the Star of David on your hats too?
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