Seems some people have a problem with the word 'fucking' in my cool people post. I get it, not everyone swears. I apologise to those people. I do have to point out I'm from New Zealand, and swearing is in my DNA, so sometimes I do.
At the local supermarket and bumped into a guy I recognised. He was my woodworking teacher from school in 1974. He is very old, but I introduced myself and told him his classes and guidance changed my life. I thanked him and told him that because of him, I've made cars and…
To all those lovely people (you know who you are) who sent me messages of love and support, I love you all. To all those who unfollowed and blocked me simply for taking a break; fuck you, that's why I'm leaving. See the rest of you around.
@LozzaFox
Jeez Laurence, the knives are out for you. Good on you for sticking your head above the parapet and just remember that plenty are with you....
I have to say, some people take my joke posts way to seriously. I rarely post anything too serious, so please, before responding, read carefully and take in context. Pedantically pointing out some element of a joke to me is not what I post them for. Thanks for understanding.
Oh yeah - because selfies are only for the 20-somethings according to some men. 🤦🏼♀️😬
Krys is stunningly beautiful irrespective of her age.
Here’s my 42-year-old face (again 👀😂) to piss off the haters.
Women over 40 rock. ❤️
My mother is dying; she's 81, just had major gut surgery and can't fight off an infection that's sprung up. I'm not a religious man, but she's a God-fearing woman. If any of you spiritual people feel like praying for a miracle for my mum Joy, I'd be grateful...
To all those kind men who sent pictures of boobs to me after I complained about a lack of them showing up in my timeline, thank you, I really appreciate the gesture. But I actually much prefer women's boobs. Thank you for your understanding.
This little bird we call our one-eyed friend. We put sultanas out for her every day and she comes and has her fill. She's nesting in the eaves. She's small and bullied by other birds but she knows now where I hide the fruit for her. Beautiful.
To all those concerned about my wife and marriage jokes, they are just that. Jokes to put a smile on someone's face. I mean no harm to anyone and love everyone who engages with me here, you know who you are.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better, but I'm wondering... do I just keep the letters?
Oh, one more thing, all those accounts I follow, like your posts and send witty replies to that you never answer or even acknowledge? I'm fucking unfollowing you.
That feeling you get when someone follows you and you just know that as soon as you hit the follow button back, you'll get a dm from them selling you some worthless bullshit.
Anyone else get tired of liking and commenting on people's tweets but never get any kind of feedback or acknowledgement from those people? Me too. I'm unfollowing them.
@suggardaddy_
When you hit your 30s you'll understand that everyone was like this in their 20s. It's a tough time, but you'll mature and get through it.
Why are people so fixated on followers? Do you get paid per follower or what? If someone has 4000 followers and 10 leave, what's the panic? I couldn't care less who follows me and who doesn't. I don't even know how many I have, and it makes no difference to me at all.
Half the strawberry patch done and planted. Dug through with strawberry blended potting mix and all our berries for that half planted. The other half is also dug through but we ran out of berries to plant. Sharp eyes will see garlic planted between them. Keeps bugs away.
Downer day Monday, uncle-in-law in Aussie died overnight of cancer and a very good friend of mine is struggling and I can't do a damned thing about either from here in the arse end of the world. I know there's nothing anyone else can do either. Life sucks a really big knob today.
That feeling when you find one tweet you absolutely know the answer to and could help a lot, then as you go to answer it, notice there's already 422 replies. I quietly discard and carry on.
Good morning to a chilly Wednesday here in Christchurch. A huge thank you to everyone who wished me well yesterday, I think I've answered everyone but if I haven't, my apologies. Feeling better after a good night's sleep and ready to get over today! Much love to everyone.
Helped a long-time client over the phone with a computer problem, and she wanted to pay me. I said no, she's fine. She just dropped off this. People are cool. Pegasus Bay is not cheap!
Got a DM today from "bored housewife 33", and her bio says she is looking for some action! I've sent her my laundry and ironing, that should keep her busy.
Yikes, just discovered I've been blocked by one of the people I really respected here. That stings a bit, but they must have their reasons. I was never nasty to them. Damn...
Why don't I do politics or religion? Because people who want to ram their religious or political ideologies down my throat almost universally don't want me to share mine with them.
Seems some people with sticks up their arses don't like my innuendo posts. Fine, I don't expect a million people to adore me (I do actually) but I'm telling jokes, and for those folks to take up their precious time to stop scrolling and be enraged enough to message me is really…
It's a beautiful Friday morning here in Christchurch. Wish you all were here, but we just don't have enough wine glasses to go around. Hope your day was filled with laughter and fun. Or maybe you read my posts instead! Be cool everyone! Yes, even you in the Nirvana t-shirt!
Morning you miscreants, lovers and wastrels. Monday and a mild morning here in Christchurch. Fasting day for me; I have a colonoscopy first thing tomorrow, which also means bowel prep, starting at midday. Lovely. Have a great day/evening/night!
My mum died last night. Thanks for all the kind thoughts beamed this way for her in the last few days. She was a good woman. Joy Ellen Thompson NZOM, 20 July 1940 - 9 March 2021.
@Yadadadida1
@realDonaldTrump
Could trigger a civil war, but why not? He did apparently get more votes, but that's the process I guess. Same thing happened here a while back and we ended up with a leader NOBODY voted in... WTF??
Good morning all you rock stars. A sunny Sunday here in Christchurch NZ. I hope your day/evening/night is filled with fun, laughter and good banter with someone you love.
@LunaEmpath89
It's fucking dangerous, but not a relapse or bust. If you had more, got pissed, then yes. A sip is testing the water with your elbow. A dangerous game. I wouldn't. Like me having just a little heroin to see if I still like it. Answer? Of course I fucking do! I can't use, ever.