Why do people do this? There's no dog shit fairy to come and move it for you ๐คทโโ๏ธ this is a track with dog bins at the beginning and end. No excuse, it annoys me.
Said to hubby, how do you fancy taking a beautiful woman out for a meal tonight...he said yeh, as long as I don't have to take you as well...the absolute prick ๐๐๐ค
Got my 13 year old neice coming for the weekend. We're not doing each others hair and nails, we're gonna be doing ouija boards and putting hexes on boys who've annoyed her ๐ because she's a lil weirdo like her aunty Wendy ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Always have to explain my tweets aren't serious...I don't really drown people I don't like, the fucking sea isn't big enough to accommodate them ๐ see, that also is a fucking joke, you witless fucks ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
The amount of folk getting upset about a JOKE that I shaved me lady bits for my husbands birthday ๐ absolute wet wipes. Of course I didn't shave my fanny for him! He prefers it waxed ๐
I've got a real squidgy bum. Sometimes when I'm waiting for the kettle to boil, I'll grab a cheek and squash it like a stress ball for a minute. Anyway just thought I'd share
When you're over 50 you might as well get up and spin the wheel of fortune to see which body part will hurt today. It's landed on hip for me this morning...๐ฉ