‘Young men don’t just die like this!’ Sudden cardiac arrest is literally the
#1
cause of death in HS athletes — and has been since way before the vaccine/pandemic. Stop repeating shit you read on Facebook from people who barely graduated high school.
Girls on IG: “for my anxiety I like to take hot baths with lavender 😊✨best fix ever”
Me: my klonopin makes me drool and slur my words but still doesn’t work
There are a lot of simple household items that kind of scare me. Sponges are
#1
. They just seem like single use items to me. Gross concept. Smooshing the food around the plate cleans it? Seems fake, not for me.
I am all in clean-living/non-toxic/etc but I will be swiping aluminum on these pits til the end of time and you should too. If you use natural deodorant you smell. Even if *you* don’t think you do, we think you do.
I thought I was done but this is the single most unhinged piece of advice I’ve ever seen on the internet don’t fucking do this??????? Send him a text you lunatic?
I wholeheartedly stand by my assessment now…backwoods Alex and Sofia. If Alex and Sofia got rejected from their local community college in Oklahoma and never left town. Adult iPad children.
When was the first time you realized you might be kinda cute???? Mine was when I hit a tree and ran a stop sign during my driving test and still passed.
I can’t think of anything to say on threads because I don’t feel comfortable making kms jokes in front of all my more mentally stable Instagram friends. It only feels right with you freaks.
I love Adam Sandler so much. This man pops into his movie premiere after running errands. Stain on his pants and everything. this is just another thing on his to do list.
Some of this weed packaging is getting a little too sophisticated for my taste. Please stop making press two buttons on either side but with the same finger, slide up, pull down and tap 7 times to open my pack of prerolls. I am already high and it’s too much.
I get so mad when I’m hungover and practically dying and people say shit like "omg have a water" ????? First of all I’ve had 30, second of all I’ve thrown them all up fuck off
Fun fact after I interned for barstool for 2 weeks I was homeless because I got cut off from my fathers family who compared it to porn. It was nearly 10 years ago and that’s the last time I spoke to my dads family...