My dear Caucasian Sisters. After watching several episodes of Dateline at the start of this new year. Here is my yearly warning to you. If he all of sudden wants to start hiking. Please dont go. I'm begging you
@ericareport
Only in America where a person 82 years old gets locked not.paying a 77 dollar trash bill and 1 person has a 100 million dollar home a 500 million dollar yacht and 3 spaceships. Keep thinking the american dream. More like nightmare
@dinu_2022
@RonFilipkowski
This is gonna be the biggest comedy event in the history of THE EARTH. I hope Sarah Palin gets in there somewhere ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Resisters. Something isn't right. How does someone with all these felony indictments, national security failures, stealing top secrets, taking money from other countries still have the freedom to still do whatever he wants. He ain't nothing special. He never accomplished anything
Fam. Go a call from a private number saying it was amazon and someone ordered a iphone on my account and to press 1 if i approved and 2 if I didnt. I just hung up. Was that the right thing
Fam. I guarantee if you block all these MAGA and Republican folks. And dont comment on their tweets we will consistently win The House The Senate and The Presidency. We give them too much free publicity. It works in their favor by firing up their base. Hate is their base
@Justice314Lady
Yeah. And it be like the ladies family is screaming at the police her husband did it. And the husband may be free for a long time before they catch him
@ThisIsKyleR
Boy I'm trying to help you. Stay off social media. Go live in a peaceful quiet manner. What you did has away of finding its way to ack around with your level of exposure
@lindoyle2
Facts. Never get in the car. Be vigilant and fight for dear life. They probably gone kill you anyway. At least die where you can be found and have a proper burual
Fam. I know yall dont want to hear this. But since I started blocking all this Republican MAGA bullcrap. I have no stress. My sex life feels like I'm in college. I can run faster. My bowel movements smell better. Use that block butt and stop giving them all this free advertising
Fam. I have it on good authority that when George Washington crossed the Delaware River, George Santos greeted him on ther other side and tied his boat up for him. I cannot divulge my sources.๐
Georgia. Why would you all send someone to DC that would sit in the back at the SOTU address and act like drunk heckler while the President of the United States is speaking to the Nation. That's not a good look for Georgia.
Fam. Have yall heard the one about the man who went into Walmart to get some cleaning supplies and a jar of Clausen Dills and came out with 350.00 worth of other stuff. Well if you haven't. You have now .
I'm so disappointed in myself.
Ok Fam. The Jeopardy question of the day is. Our good air floats over to China and their bad air is sent over here. Then we have to clean it all over again. For 800 who said it?
Fam. I have a confession to make. I lied about something to you guys and I'm hoping you all accept my apologies. Here goes. I've never had stove stop stuffing before. This is the same box from 3 thanksgivings ago. My mom would be rolling over in her grave if I made this shit.
Fam . After tonight I'm really gone be off twitter for awhile. Take care of yourselves. I have to chill I almost cussed a female out to the point of damaging her mental health. I need to reflect on how I want my life to be recieved
Fam. The irony of Trump's indictment is. The same innocent 5 young men he took an add out in the NYT proclaiming their guilt and said they should be executed. Well he has to walk into the same courthouse. Look at that bayitch Karma do her THANG
@RedaMor_
I am a Florida also by birth. Florida problems stem from their absurd voting actions. You elect people that are unqualified for the job of representing the state. You vote for racist greedy self serving people that have no Interest in solving state issues
Whomever paid to bail me out of twitmo. THANKS. Maybe since I stopped at the first warning they didnt cart my azz off. Well i can get 400 more of you today slowly
Twitter
I have a very serious question to ask you all. So do any of you remember when TV just used to go off
I mean nothing else came on. It just flatlined.
Fam. Its official I've decided to attend a Theological institution. These poor people are being taken advantage of. They need someone to guide them away from all this ignorance and greed. Next year The Church of Keep Your Shit in Your Own Pockets will be born. Rev. Karactekus.
Fam. Watching Bel Aire the remake of The Fresh Prince. It's on Peacock so it has commercials in it. I didnt suffer from moderate to severe Chrohns disease before these commercials. But I'm beginning to think I do now. That's every other commercial. Dayum make em stop.
Scamners I am from a small family of fishermen in Tema Ghana. I occasionally travel by scooter to Accra to sell our small catches. I have no interest in pretty women as I was bitten by a shark in my privates. I have no penis or money. Please stay out of my DMs. No money or penis.
Fam. I was on a medication that caused my chest to cone out a little. Look like I was growing titties. Spiralactin is the meds. Close enough. They took me off it and now I'm back to normal. I ain't gone lie to you. I'm not a hairy man. Them titties look kind of good. I miss em
If you go to this church, you may as well walk thru the hood at 1 am waving money in both hands. At least you may understand what he is doing to you. Dayum these people are ignorant. I'm going into preaching. From Home
One day a week
I was just informed that titties was not politically correct. I was told I should use Mammary Glands
Sorry if I offended anyone. I'm a dinosaur I guess.
Ok my first attempt failed at getting a shit storm going on Twitter today. Yall didnt fall for the retweets. I'm going back to the lab. I will cause some controversy on here today trust me or my name isnt George Santos
Fam. I dont mean to push my frustrations with people and life on you guys but I work with hardcore republicans. They all are. The ignorance is extremely taxing at times. Just venting
Well Fam. I have to be quiet f oi r awhile. I've gotten two warning shots from twitter. One more warning and they will probably suspend me. If they do. Yall take care. This is my second a count I had to build back up. I couldn't do this again
Joe Biden is catching cases up in here tonight. I think he even caught a few bodies. He made all them Republicans stand up an clap with that SS and MC exchange. He made them๐๐๐๐๐๐
Come on Republicans. They are not hiring 87k agents. It 87k employees and they are not hiring them to audit you or small business. They are hiring them to go after the wealthy and cooperate tax cheats if anyone. Your congressman works for the wealthy not you. You are their fools
I need less than 20 followers to reach 11k and its been hard to get here. This should push me over the edge. I was born white. Then in high school I got sick with a similar sickness as Michael Jackson. But in reverse. So let's enjoy some crumpets and tea and follow me.๐
Dear Congress.
Do you all not see the disgusting ignorance coming from your chambers for all the world to see. MTG is a disgrace to this planet. Do something please. Do your jobs.
I really appreciate the love you guys showed me today. I will follow each of you guys back but its gonna be a few days. Its alot of follows. Thank you all so much.