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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

4 years

Quarantine can’t keep me down

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

2 years

He’s a 10 but he’s also a 10/10 for 10

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4 years

Sometimes being an “older” woman in esports seems scary. When will I be too old? I don’t know. But I do know this: butts. Happy birthday to me! 🥳

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2 months

it had to be done

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4 years

I've been told to go home & change twice by employers for wearing clothing that was "too revealing." In both cases, the clothing was fine, it was actually he fact that I have big boobs that was the issue. The 2nd time, I asked my boss if he wanted me to take off my boobs instead.

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4 years

Overhearing a couple of teenage girls in the GP bathroom arguing about their favorite draft sets: dream achieved.

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@MissMariapants

2 years

welp

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Chandra is bi. Nissa is gay. You know what? Don’t change my mind.

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@MissMariapants

3 years

I think we need to call all the grandmas that are obsessed with bridge, gin rummy, pinochle - what they really are: die. hard. gamers.

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@MissMariapants

2 years

9 years ago, this boy asked me to go on “some kind of date.” Now we’ve set one. 💕✨

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@MissMariapants

5 years

It means so much to me when streamers don’t assume the gender of their opponents. Thank you if you’re a streamer who says “they” or “my opponent” or “oppo” or whatever in place of “he”. It means A LOT. 💕

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@MissMariapants

3 years

The only time you should ever hit “Good Game” on Arena is the moment before you hit “Concede.” Hello and welcome to the end of the discussion.

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3 years

why am i like this

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2 years

If I’m not a free and equal person under the law, why am I paying taxes like I’m a free and equal person?

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@MissMariapants

3 years

But like what if Rebecca Guay did the art for every card in the LotR set...💕

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2 years

Question: are these vamplands the first basic lands to feature people?

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@MissMariapants

5 years

A quote that ended up having to be cut ( #swears ) from the pro player tribute was @ReidDuke “BDM, you’re not the reason anyone made it here, but you are the reason anyone gives a shit.” TRUER WORDS

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@MissMariapants

5 years

I hope you realize just how amazing a person we all have in @Top8Games . An advocate, a friend, a professional, a gamer, an optimist, a fierce believer, an all-time swear-word master. Nothing could ever replace you.

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@MissMariapants

2 years

My favorite part of the Olympics is how 31-year-olds are horrifying, decaying corpses, mere moments from the grave

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Aloha, nerds. #MTGWorlds

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4 years

Scenes from the Minneapolis protests this morning.

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@MissMariapants

6 years

You can have my Minnesotan accent when you pry it from my cold, dead, hotdish-wielding hands. I reiterate, my hands are very cold. I live in Minnesota.

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6 years

@wizards_magic @MissMariapants thanks for ruining ~50% of all your streams by having a woman with annoying voice as a commentator. You don't see this happen at televised sports cause people in charge understand what's expected from a commentator (a neutral voice at least)

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@MissMariapants

4 years

@nypost Uhhhh definitely haven’t defunded our police. What IS true is that they have been shirking their duties and not responding to crime *deliberately* because many are crybabies.

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@MissMariapants

7 years

Seems like a good day to #makemagichistory #gpminn @MelissaDeTora

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@MissMariapants

6 years

BDM really wanted his +1/+1 counter @Top8Games

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@MissMariapants

4 years

OH....MY...GOD!!! From @commanderinmtg :

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

5 years

Hey, check it out, I’m visible! #BiVisibilityDay 🏳️‍🌈

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@MissMariapants

2 years

A country of forced birth is not a free country. #RoeVWade

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Wizards is so good at so many things. IMO, they just need to make a bigger investment in themselves. Double the size of the playtest team & hire a team to code RTR➡️ on Arena. Invest & capitalize on the Magic you have at your fingertips! C’mon, Papa Potatohead! $$$

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@MissMariapants

5 years

“Are you two gonna win this thing someday?” “Yeah, that’s the plan.” #2019MC1

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@MissMariapants

3 years

The disparity between how a seditious mob attempting a coup on the nation’s Captiol and how peaceful BLM protesters were treated is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life.

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@MissMariapants

2 years

This was a comment on a GLHF video where we dedicated the episode to our friend who died. She did a huge amount for women in the Minneapolis improv comedy scene. This has got to be the absolute bottom of the filth pile.

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@MissMariapants

3 years

Someone in my household (vaccinated) got COVID due to their job in schools where many are unvaccinated. The only reason it wasn’t passed to me (and, in turn, others) was because I was also vaccinated. Vaccination is a raincoat to help you & others during a storm. Please use it.

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@MissMariapants

3 years

Quickly edited a video of some of the best top decks in Magic history. Feel very lucky to witness one live today! #MTGWorlds

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Wouldn’t it be cool if the federal government did literal ONE thing to help us during a global pandemic?

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

3 years

Just sitting over here having a #BiVisibilityDay 🏳️‍🌈

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

5 years

Feeling pretty terrible, please send good vibes.

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@MissMariapants

3 years

Galaxy brain play: if your hand sucks, their Thoughtsieze does 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰

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@MissMariapants

4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Republicans in office don’t care about you or anyone you love. They really, really don’t. They care about keeping themselves and their friends rich and protected. That’s it. That’s actually it.

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

6 years

Me and my bestie MADE DAY TWO! NEVER SAY NEVER TO THE PANTS 👖 👖 👖 #GPSeattle

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@MissMariapants

4 years

This obvs isn't a direct parallel to what's going on today, but...GD does it make me furious. Shaming or punishing women for their bodies is straight up awful. Esp. when you make a profit off sexuality (in some form or another) or hold them to a double standard.

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@MissMariapants

6 years

Today is the 1 year anniversary of when I decided to quit my job to spend more time making Magic content. What an awesome thing that has done for my life. Thanks to everyone (esp @MegTheWolff ) for making that possible! Here is a pic of Marshall in a Karn suit to celebrate

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@MissMariapants

5 years

WE R THE CHAMPIONZZZ

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@MissMariapants

4 years

GET. ON. MY. CREATURES. #MTGTHB

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@MissMariapants

2 years

Amy Coney Barrett arguing that we don’t need safe abortion access because you can just leave the baby on the steps of a firehouse is so incredibly disgusting on every possible level I have run out of words. #AbortionIsEssential

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Can we all take a moment to appreciate my favorite forests in the game? I think sometimes people forget about these snowy beauts! ❄️

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Liliana has always been a personal favorite character of mine - very excited to see her story become mega-important in #MTGWAR . The memory of her relationship with her brother being powerful enough to break Bolas' hold over her in the trailer is amazing. 💜🖤

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Birthday status: so far, so good. 🥳

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@MissMariapants

6 years

Ended the tournament at 10-5 which is good for a pro point! Deck is amazing - way better than I expected and also tons of fun. Looks to get even better with Dominaria. Totally loved this #GPSeattle 💕👖

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Randomly stumbled across this old photo of the first time I met @bmkibler years ago at GenCon, back when my podcast was still a baby!

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@MissMariapants

3 years

Achieving my final form #Halloween

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@MissMariapants

5 years

I *love* when Wizards pushes the envelope with art in a new set. This. Art. Is. Awesome. Moar pls! #mtgeld

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@MissMariapants

6 years

New season, new chop 💇🏻‍♀️

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Sometimes you go from Diamond 4 to Mythic in one night. #turn1bestturn

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5 years

SQUIRRELS YAAAAAS #MTGMH1

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@MissMariapants

4 years

@James_Barr Designed by my great-great-great uncle.

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Maria @ PRO TOUR Seattle ✨

@MissMariapants

5 years

Hey, Twitter! I'm looking to take on some more video editing/shooting/producing jobs. Does your company need an awesome video made at a cost lower than literally any production company? I'm a one-man-band so I can keep costs low. Also, I have 10 Emmys. Serious replies only, pls!

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@MissMariapants

4 years

1) Healthcare shouldn't be tied to your employment 2) Birth control should be covered no matter what 3) I took BC for decades for **medical** reasons 4) The lack of care & knowledge about women's health is ASTOUNDING. Talk to a woman ONCE or something, you absolute potholes.

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BREAKING: The Supreme Court has upheld a Trump administration rule allowing employers with religious or moral objections to opt out of the Affordable Care Act's birth control mandate—making it more difficult for employees to get access to birth control through their health plans.

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@MissMariapants

2 years

Rate my lewk

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@MissMariapants

6 years

I wouldn’t have started playing Magic if it weren’t for Limited. Affordable, low barrier to entry, it’s also the most fun + creative IMO. The future holds tech to better showcase the format for viewers (as illustrated by other online games). We just have to get there & use it.

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@MissMariapants

3 years

Mask yoself, punks. It’s scary out there. Be safe.

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Opened a Collector Boosty just for fun and......well, you’ll see.

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@MissMariapants

6 years

I like my men like I like my ... beans?

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@MissMariapants

2 years

A subgame on the floor is now happening at the PPR 😂😂 #mtgunfinity

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Back to black #newhair

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5 years

Happy Pride, my people. 🌈

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5 years

Can we talk for a second about how much @AutumnLilyMTG is killing it this weekend in EVERY regard? This look is 🔥 #2019MC1

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Another year, another wild eyeshadow to ward off any Settle the Wreckages coming my way in 2019. Back, Settles, back! #happynewyearyounerds

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@MissMariapants

4 years

What an incredible tournament and incredible trip! I’m so stupid lucky to be able to call Magic my job. I get to work with the best people & talk about the best game. Thank you to everyone who watches what we do and celebrates right along with us. It means everything! #MTGWorlds

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6 years

Classic mom

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4 years

*on a Mac* *tears of joy*

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@MissMariapants

2 years

I know some people were asking, so here is the cute photo gallery HGTV made up of my home tour! 🌈

Tour a Producer’s Maximalist Minnesota Home Splashed With Chartreuse

Maria Bartholdi is a podcaster, musical producer, improviser and video editor who lives in harmony with an eclectic collection of creative decor to match her multitude of professional skills. Take a...

www.hgtv.com

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@MissMariapants

6 years

I wore rainbow eyeshadow to ward off the 2018 goblins. BACK, GOBLINS, BACK! 🌈🍾🔥

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@MissMariapants

5 years

Just over here hanging out with the future of MTG #MTGDC

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@MissMariapants

6 years

I don’t talk about it a lot, but it is an important part of who I am. So happy Bi-Visibility Day to all my B’s out there!

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@MissMariapants

6 years

Magic is a lot like sex. The only way to win is to take my pants off. #bogles

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@MissMariapants

4 years

How about some official #MTG2XM preview cards?! They won’t all fit in the same tweet, so more are below!

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6 years

Best holiday card EVER

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Hello, hi. It’s me. Your neighborhood friend who, as a self-employed small business owner with pre-existing conditions, has healthcare because of the ACA. I wish we had universal healthcare (it’s a joke that we don’t) but yeah. This is what I got. Please don’t rip it away.

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5 years

Let’s gooooooo! #MythicChampionshipV

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10 months

Wedding photos! 💕

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2 years

Can't believe they reprinted Dig Though Time #MTGDominaria

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4 years

Non-stop content creation while 2020 exists #pooped

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6 years

I thot you were better than this.

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5 years

OKAY OKAY FINE, I'LL START DOING COSPLAY #MTGRNA

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@MissMariapants

4 years

Now I’m ready for the Mythic Championship. 📸: @Top8Games

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7 months

New short hairs who dis

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4 years

Okay, so, you can pick one song as the Best Song of the 90s. What do you pick and why is it Semi-Charmed Life?

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2 years

Hey Supreme Court remember this year #protectroe

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5 years

I ❤️ LOVE ❤️ Singleton on @MTG_Arena . Raise your hand if you’d like it to always be available! I’d also super like to play in a Singleton GP. I actually think I prefer it over Brawl, too. #dinosFTW

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There’s coffee in that nebula. ☕️ 🌟 Happy Halloween, friends! 🖖👻 #StarTrek #Voyager @TheKateMulgrew

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5 years

A text from my mom while watching the GP. I have NO IDEA why she sent this, especially because it is UNTRUE. 😂😂😂

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@MissMariapants

4 years

I wasn’t going to do the 2009/2019 thing, but then I was reminded that this photo was taken 10 years ago today. I didn’t have a green hotdog, so I held a bottle of gin instead. #20092019

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@MissMariapants

4 years

⛅️ head in the clouds ⛅️

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@MissMariapants

7 months

If you are not watching #OurFlagMeansDeath you are doing it wrong. I’ve never in my life seen a show so hilarious, creative, loving and dark that somehow magically gets better each time you watch it. I can’t explain it. But you should watch it. Season 2 streaming now!

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3 years

Babe, you ok? You’ve barely touched your tossed salad and scrambled eggs

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4 years

Happy Reid Duke Day, everyone! #mtgHoF

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3 years

🎉🎉🎉 I'm back, babies! 🎉🎉🎉 After being hacked and locked out for MONTHS, I am FINALLY BACK!!!! Let's celebrate with this photo of CHEEZ BALLS!!!!! Apologies if I didn't respond to a message or like a tweet, I've been rotting in Twitter jail. 💕

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