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Mike Batt LVO

@Mike_Batt

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Artist/Singer/Songwriter/Producer/Composer/Director etc. I've conducted more orchestras than you can shake a stick at.

UK
Joined February 2009
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
5 years
Was on the tube last night on the way home to Wimbledon. Some young drunks got on, and it was a little bit intimidating, As we pulled into Wimbledon one of them started singing "Underground, Overground..etc" (They didn't know who I was) . I said nothing, but felt better!
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My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?”. My pal thinks “better humour him” so says “ We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow lane”. Cop says “No Sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG !”
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It’s been six months since I joined the gym and still no benefit. So I’m going there in person tomorrow to find out what the problem is.
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@Mike_Batt
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4 years
WARNING: If you get a link saying “Ronan Keating singing Christmas Carols” don’t open it. It’s Ronan Keating singing Christmas Carols.
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
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My pal, driving in fog was pulled over. Cop says “What do we do when we encounter Mister Fog, Sir?”. My pal thinks, better humour him, so says “We put our foot on Mr Brakes and move into Mr Slow Lane”. Cop says, “No sir, I said “What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG!”
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
4 years
True: my pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says "What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog, Sir?". My pal thinks, better humour him so says "Oh I put my foot on Mr Brake and pull into Mr inside lane" Cop says, "No sir, I said "What do we do when we encounter MIST or FOG?".
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
4 years
COVID NEWS: Mexico volunteers to pay for accelerated wall completion to prevent US Citizens from entering Mexico.
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@Scientits @Simon_Pegg Well said l Germany. Owning the history and clarifying the difference.
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@Mike_Batt
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5 years
This is totally right. There is a stream of public consciousness where if you transgress for one second from what is the “acceptable ” opinion you are dumped on and trolled. It’s the opposite of free speech and liberalism. It is indeed actually fascism as @piersmorgan says.
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Piers Morgan: "The Left Have Become Unbearable". When did @piersmorgan become so woke?
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@Mike_Batt
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50 Years! 🥂🍾
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
5 years
@EmmaKennedy It would be ever so nice if you would stop characterising "straight" and/or "white" as a generic group of hateful or ignorant people, Emma. I am both those things and I find it really offensive.
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
3 years
I only found out recently that the white button badge on Agnetha's right (camera-left) chest is a "Remember You're A Womble " badge. I remember now that I gave her one that morning, before they competed and won. I was there as a Womble, promoting that song!
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@AlixG_2 An massive, exhausted dog lying on a snowy hill
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
5 years
Fucking brilliant!
@lvandenassum
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Amazing and unique! Short video account by the President of Finland of his visit to the White House
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Mike Batt LVO
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At Bernard Cribbins’ memorial service today at the Actors’ Church, Covent Garden - three B’s. Batt, Bulgaria and Bonnie ⁦ @bonnie_langford
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
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@TheRealFlups He’s too small for you.
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
1 year
True story: "Delilah" lyricist Barry Mason is in a urinal, and hears the next guy whistling "Delilah". Chuffed, Barry says, "Ha, I wrote that!" The guy says "No, Les Reed wrote it". "Yes, but I wrote the lyrics, says Barry. "I WASN'T WHISTLING THE BLOODY LYRICS" says the guy!
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Support these hardworking, selfless people after the horrendous, ignorant attack and abuse they were subjected to yesterday in Trafagar Square. Thank you, - all of you. 🙏🙂 #gotyourbackNHS
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NHS Million
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A plea: this account is run by frontline NHS staff. After the scenes today in Trafalgar Square our inbox is distressing. You don’t know how much it meant to all of us to see the tidal wave of support on the hashtag #gotyourbackNHS . If you support us please follow and RT 💙💙💙
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@SjamaanN I'd take the blue pill because I'm 73 yrs old!
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@Mike_Batt
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5 years
I unfollowed someone I like yesterday when they called someone a "prick" when the point could have ben made without it. I know this won't happen but if twitter disallowed posts with "cock", aresehole, "cunt" and "fuck off" the WORLD, not just twitter, would be a better place.
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Mike Batt LVO
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Interesting brickwork feature on a wall in Wimbledon (the public library)- I’ve never noticed it before! Several of these panels.
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@BrentSpiner RE: Post a picture of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading anything new.
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Oh no! My dear pal, Steve Harley has died. I just found out on Twitter. I was just writing about him yesterday in my autobiography. What a talent. What a character. What a lovely guy. My condolences to Dorothy and all. RIP, mate. Will write more soon 😢
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Mike Batt LVO
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My brilliant mum, Elaine, who not only made me, but also every Womble costume you've ever seen on telly! She was a lovely, jolly, kind mum. She made every stitch of clothes we (four) kids wore, and was a handy cartoonist. Gone a few years now, but always remembered with love. ❤️
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Mike Batt LVO
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People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.
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Mike Batt LVO
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GEE THANKS @POTUS , for concentrating your speech tonight on American troops and American interests. No mention or thanks to the allies (including UK) who fought long and hard beside the US, or World interests that you spoke so passionately about on election.
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Mike Batt LVO
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Man “addicted to brake fluid” claims he can stop any time he wants.
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Mike Batt LVO
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I've just had an email from Amazon telling me they think I'd like "Remember You're A Womble".
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Mike Batt LVO
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So sad to hear of the death of David McCallum, whom we got to know when he played Lewis Carroll so brilliantly in "The Hunting Of The Snark" at the Prince Edward Theatre in 1991. A lovely man and a hugely gifted actor. He was a pleasure to work with. RIP David. 🙏 😢
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Such a blow to hear about my friend Bernie Cribbins. What a great, talented life-force he was. Of course he voiced the "talking" Wombles and I sang the songs, when we were both a lot younger! A lovely man who was warm, generous and wonderful company. #RIPBernardCribbins
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“A Gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo, but doesn’t” - Mark Twain
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I think it's disgraceful that after 50 years, people don't know who Neil Armstrong is, or the type of trumpet he played.
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Mike Batt LVO
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@RevRichardColes Me. It’s always me that they call. No idea why. I think they have the wrong number.
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@prodnose You weren’t around in the early 70s then, Danners?
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@KremlinTrolls @BBCSteveR My God , she’s gorgeous as well as brave and principled. And I don’t care if you think it’s sexist to say that. I hope she’ll be OK .
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Mike Batt LVO
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"Night, Wrighty. Thanks for everything. We'll miss you, pal. Rest in peace. 🙏🙁
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Mike Batt LVO
2 years
Altogether now! 🎶 WE WISH YOU A WOMBLING MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎶
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Mike Batt LVO
4 years
The only reason “Wombling” as a verb exists (never having been used in the original book) is because it’s in the phrase “wombling FREE” which I created for the first song. The only reason they Womble “FREE” is because it rhymed with “are we”. #FunFact
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Mike Batt LVO
7 months
Bumped into a few old friends at Bernard’s memorial yesterday. A happy-sad occasion. 🥲
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Mike Batt LVO
5 years
Shocking
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Joanne Harris
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How Presidents Deal With Tragedy. I can't stop thinking about this.
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Mike Batt LVO
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Agnetha and Frida winning the Eurovision Song Contest [with Benny and Bjorn] (left) - and on the right the Wombles badge I gave her that day and which she wore on her blue top during the Waterloo performance (in Brighton, 1974).
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50th anniversaries throughout this year for the Wombles. This weekend is 50 years since ABBA won Eurovision in Brighton. Here I am, as Orinoco, presenting Katie Boyle with a rose after the Wombles’ interval act. Anything for a plug! 🥳
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
3 years
Someone asked my today if I was a secret punk. “Secret?” I said - “when they just had mohicans and safety pins I was in a fucking full Womble suit”.
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
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So "Delilah" is being cancelled. It's about a murder and passion and retribution/apology ("Forgive me Delilah") So are we cancelling everything with murder? Goodbye Othello, Macbeth, Richard III. Most horror films and Westerns? Hello, WAKE UP!!! Oh, you're already woke!
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Mike Batt LVO
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A cherished letter from Kenny Everett- when he was at Capital radio. Long before I asked him to be in the West End show. #TheHuntingOfTheSnark
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Mike Batt LVO
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Surely not everybody was Kung Fu Fighting?
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Mike Batt LVO
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Pre-birthday-day lunch at the Ivy cafe in Wimbledon ⁦ @theivycafeSW19 ⁩ with our besties, Roger and Brenda Greenaway. Goodbye, 74. Hello 75 !!! 🥳
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Mike Batt LVO
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HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WOMBLING MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🥳 🎄
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Erm…
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Mike Batt LVO
5 months
What newspaper would refer to Elvis simply as “the Caught In A Trap” singer? 🤪
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Mike Batt LVO
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@thebencastle Strictly speaking I was also bitten (on the arse) by Shep, live on Blue Peter - , but I was wearing a Womble costume, so perhaps I don’t count as a “person ”!!!!
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My pal, driving in fog, got pulled over. Cop says "What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?". My mate thinks "Better humour him" and replies: "We put our foot on Mr Brake and steer into Mr inside lane". Cop says: "No sir, I said "What do we do when we encounter MIST OR FOG?"🤣
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Mike Batt LVO
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Devastated to learn from Julian Lennon that our mutual dear friend Robin Le Mesurier has died aged 68. A kind, brilliant musician, he spent many years with Rod Stewart and later Johnny Halliday. He was Wellington in our in the very first Wombles TOTP show. RIP dear Robin. 😥
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Although (or perhaps because) this is self-serving, I want to share it with you. This must have been before he was in the West End show (obviously). Before he became ill, probably. He was a great friend. Bless him. One of several Kenny Everett notes I cherish.
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Mike Batt LVO
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Another shot from the Bernard Cribbins memorial service. This time with the lovely ⁦ @ElainePaigeReal ⁩ ⁦⁦ @elaine_paige ⁩ and dear old Uncle Bulgaria outside the⁦ @actorschurch ⁩ 🙂🙏
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Mike Batt LVO
4 years
This morning, mild panic in the post office when two people came in wearing masks. Then one of them said “This is a robbery!” So we all calmed down.
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Mike Batt LVO
1 year
Pop stars who dress up in stupid costumes just to get attention make me sick. Oh, wait...
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@jamesgoldstone @estherk_k Nobody says she refused to accept she was British. She was asking about her heritage. Something she’s proud of. This is what Twitter does, spins stuff round and up and up.
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@Mike_Batt
Mike Batt LVO
5 years
Very good!
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Birthday afternoon coffee at ⁦ @theivycafeSW19 ⁩ with one’s wife ⁦ @juliannewhite1 ⁩ ☕️🥳
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Mike Batt LVO
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Just realised that TODAY is the 50th anniversary of The Wombles 1st top 5 single (Jan 26th 2024)- the beginning of a run that would make "us" the biggest-selling singles band of 1974! Hooray! 🥳 @Republic_Media @SonyMusicUK @SonyMusicPubUK
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Mike Batt LVO
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I recorded Shane McGowan singing “Sittin’ On Top of The World” for the end title of Sir Ian McKellen’s Richard III. The director didn’t use it because Shane turned up pissed, to do the vocal. I admit it was a challenging session but I made it work. We used the..(1/2)
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Mike Batt LVO
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Chuffed to have been asked to write all the songs for @jonathancoe and @quantick 's musical of "The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin" which we finished writing recently. It's DEAD funny! I didn't get where I am today by turning an opportunity like THAT down!
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Mike Batt LVO
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I hate to brag but it's our 36th wedding anniversary today. Coincidentally @juliannewhite1 was playing opposite me in the music/dance/drama Zero Zero when we met. Her character was called #36 . Mine was called #17 . Nothing to do with our ages! Thanks for 36 great years Jules X ❤️
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..original Al Jolson version in the end, but I still have that master somewhere. It sounds great. I’ll try to dig it out. Watch this space! (2/2)
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Mike Batt LVO
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This Gavin & Stacey controversy about singing “faggot” is ridiculous. It’s a song that EXISTS, that gets played everywhere at Christmas. It was a word of the time, even of now . It is INTENDED to be offensive. You can’t change history to avoid offence.
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Agnetha’s wears her “Remember You’re A Womble” badge that I gave her this week 50 years ago, for the band’s winning performance at Eurovision. 🎶🥳
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Mike Batt LVO
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Woah! This #captaintom show with @piersmorgan is a real tearjerker- and what an attitude! “Tomorrow will be a better day”. Always. What a man. 😢🇬🇧
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Mike Batt LVO
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Modesty prevents me from retweeting this.
@anon_opin
Listen, Clive… 😡🗯
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The Wombles second album, Remember You're a Womble, is as good as any late-era Beatles album.
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Mike Batt LVO
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Thing is, what I really mean... HAPPY 37TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY to me and @juliannewhite1 today. May the next 37 be as good as the first 37.
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Mike Batt LVO
5 years
Couldn't resist it...
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Here's my DAD who would've been 100 today. I miss him every day; he died aged 77. Lt Col Norman Batt, Royal Engineers (rtd) he was a civil engineer, became Chief Engineer of Bracknell new town. Loved boats. Fondly remembered.🥲
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Mike Batt LVO
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@amandajplatell @CM2408 Just because they haven't solved it yet doesn't mean they are doing a "dismal job". What gives you the right to sling mud like that? History is full of unsolved cases. Shame on you.
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Oneself with the ubiquitous Roy Wood having a quick snap before heading off to Damon Hill’s 40th birthday party- which was, as you can see, fancy dress. 23 years ago! Wow. We changed into civvies after making our entrance. It was a VERY rock n roll party. 🤐
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I’ve conducted more orchestras than you can shake a stick at.
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“Cows kill more people than sharks”. I’m surprised cows kill any sharks at all.
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HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY to “Remember You’re A Womble” - and in June we will celebrate the simultaneous UK chart presence of 3 Womble singles, (1st time since the Beatles) by releasing our special 500-off limited vinyl edition “GOLDEN” containing all the W singles in order!
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I'm two days late on this but this classic single is now 50 years old. @Mike_Batt @TidyBag
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@Never_mind_any @BillboardChris If someone’s shouting “fuck you” repeatedly three inches froyour face you are allowed to use minimal contact to move them out of your face without getting attacked fiercely. It’s self defence and anyway they were causing an obstruction. Horrible people. Police were at fault too
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@sallythomsett See my update (elsewhere on Twitter) to my erroneous defence of @BAFTA . Seems their own “humour” and interview content left them too short of time to include Bernard Cribbins, who was a national treasure in both film and TV. Just own up and say it was a dreadful mistake.
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When Kenny Everett came to dinner at our place when he had AIDS -and knew he didn’t have long, he just said to me, “everybody dies, I’m just going on ahead!”. I do miss him. 😢
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See, he cozies up to me, all friendly, when all the time he’s nicking my lyrics. #BrightEyes #PaulMcCartney
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I’ll swap you, Feargal. I’ve been releasing records for the last 55 years and they STILL won’t call me a rock star! 😂
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I think it’s outrageous, I haven’t released a record in 33 years, how dare they call me a rockstar. 🤣🤣🤣 @BBCNews
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Prince Philip, knowing I was looking for joke material for a speech once told me a joke about an octopus trying to fuck some bagpipes, - using that word. He then said, "It wasn't ME who told you that joke WAS IT, Mike!" RIP HRH.
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@NoContextBrits EVERYONE’s getting angrier!
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I’d like to say Happy New Year to ALL MY FANS, individually, but there are far too many of you (twelve, I think). Anyway Happy New Yeah Yeah Yeah. 😎
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Mike Batt LVO
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I did a baked spud duet with @RealMattLucas and put on 150 followers. I called @POTUS a "fucking wanker" and lost 20 followers. Does this mean Matt should be president? If those folks really did unfollow me for slagging off that mad, heartless, lying bastard, good riddance!
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When your gorgeous wife throws a nice intimate dinner party for 8 special pals at an Italian restaurant on your big birthday even if you are an old git now!!!
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Mike Batt LVO
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What happens after you die? Lots of things happen after you die. They just don’t involve you.
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@Feargal_Sharkey Thanks Feargal. In a way, you are an honorary Womble with your tireless efforts to clean up our water. My very best wishes to you! 🥳
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I know this is a clangy name-drop, but once I was standing in Buckingham Palace art gallery looking at a Renoir. I felt a presence at my side and it was The Queen. She said”Fascinating, isn’t it, Mr Batt. We have four self portraits by him and his nose gets bigger with each one”
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@piersmorgan Why do people always use the word "phobic" to describe an opinion disagreeing with what they believe? "Phobic" denotes "phobia" as in an irrational fear of something. People should be allowed to disagree without being dubbed "Phobic" @piersmorgan ,
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Proud to announce one’s daughter Hayley Jane Batt is Kylie’s bass player for her Las Vegas residency! Been keeping shtum naturally but now it’s “out there”. Break a leg everyone! #kylie #kylieinvegas #ProudDad
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Mike Batt LVO
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Two old geezers
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Hey ⁦ @RealMattLucas ⁩ we got this big spud in our delivery today. It didn’t say anything though! Should I send it back? 🤣
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My business card at Liberty Records when I was 19. Nice and tasteful and modest. 😂
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@neilhimself Yeah, T Rex were about mid seventies weren’t they? Quite recent.
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So, ABBA’s first UK TV after winning Eurovision, and it’s TOTPs which we Wombles were on, too! Not only that- she’s still wearing the Womble badge I gave her in Brighton! 🥳
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Mike Batt LVO
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A WOMBLING MERRY CHRISTMAS (again) to everyone! My mum was the one who always drew the family Christmas card, so Happy Heavenly Christmas to her, and dad too. This one’s from me! M🙂🎄🙏
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The Prison Service has just introduced a novel-writing course. It has its prose and cons.
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