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Entertainment, social & political commentary from an opinionated GenXer. My YouTube channel is more of the same. Go sub...I'll wait.

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Remember when I was talking about the double standard at Disney in regards to "the female gaze?" I love being right!😂
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@keithboykin Did you think you'd get pushback on this?🤣
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@MrAndyNgo Never stop the car, never get out.
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@ClownWorld_ Let's get ready to rumble!
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@nypost NEWSFLASH: Clothes are reusable.
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@mouvement33 "There was an election stolen in 2016." I've been told election denialism is a threat to our sacred democracy.
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@ClownWorld_ Her timeline is why I'm in favor of a National Divorce.
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@ZubyMusic @xm_muva If men were as all powerful as these women like to pretend, baldness would have been 100% cured decades ago.🤣
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@mssociety 3rd paragraph makes this a non-apology. This is pathetic, and essentially Bud Light trotting out the Clydesdales because they realized they skewed up. Either apologize, or don't.
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@MrAndyNgo You know who raises flags like that? Colonizers.
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@Culture_Crit Bass Pro Shop...obviously.
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@RepBonamici A boy beat a bunch of girls in a girl's race...and your concern is the feelings of the boy? Really? What exactly happened to feminism from the 70s and 80s? Or has it really metastasized into this?
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@JebraFaushay I'm thinking her situation is gonna' get worse as her MIL finds out about this and tells her to get bent and won't watch them at all any more. 🤣
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@metpoliceuk Imagine how useful this information would have been right after the attack, rather than hiding his identity for nearly 24 hours out of fear of someone calling you racist?
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@libsoftiktok That IS what the majority of families still look like in America, despite what corporate advertisers tell you if you watch nothing but TV commercials.🤣
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@RealJamesWoods We get what we tolerate. Currently, we're tolerating this. We should stop tolerating it yesterday...
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@RealJamesWoods Because you get what you tolerate.
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@Culture_Crit Art that smells like onions and sadness.
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@libsoftiktok 19 minutes longer than it would have in 1988, but still...well done, boys.
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@ClownWorld_ Two transgender children... Yup, totally organic.🤣
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@metpoliceuk @TRobinsonNewEra "They confirmed it is the Islamic profession of faith." Ah...so the way to fool British Police is simply to lie to them.😂
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@DaveCranstonMan "People like this should fear for their lives when they choose to exist in public" Sounds kinda' of threaty...
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@KonstantinKisin Ahhh...you dealt with an American Leftist. We don't need to imagine it...this is par for the course.
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@JustStop_Oil Both should be arrested and spend their final days in prison.
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@BBCBreaking "Man" It never stops being pathetic...you realize that, right?
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@ginacarano Sure, but they fire anyone who does that...right @Disney Wait...
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@Heidi__Matthews @CochavElkayam So we went from "Believe all women," directly to, "We're gonna need to see some rape videos, ma'am," kinda' fast, huh Heidi?
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@jk_rowling For this same reason...
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@mcuban @TheRabbitHole84 @libsoftiktok @elonmusk @Microsoft "You don't believe it's possible that non white people or women could be more qualified and as a result earn between .3 and 1.2 percent more ???" Rewrite this in reverse and let us know if you agree with it or would it automatically be a disparate outcome that can only be due to
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@usedgov Thanks for this PSA of why we should abolish the Department of Education. Money well spent.
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@Variety Easily done.
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@FellowshipFans "we’ve been trying to stay true to Tolkien"
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@ClownWorld_ 100% acceptable. You don't approach ANYONE like that, let alone police.
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@erose001 Elisha...it's outrageous that you'd call out a notary public like this.
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@mboorstein @washingtonpost "We need you and you need us" Um...we really don't.
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@SkyNews "comments about raping a Labour MP" Literally the exact opposite...😂
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@SecretAgentTree "Trans women are women and trans men are men." Every time I see this it becomes more and more apparent it's religious dogma. It's the trans version of the Nicene Creed. It's meant to be a statement of faith, forever unquestioned. It's faith based, not fact based.
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@peterboghossian @guardian Next up: Women should all have double mastectomies to avoid the possibility of breast cancer. Thus, making trans surgeries normal...
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@ConceptualJames @BladeoftheS Under the new definition of "Fascism is when people I disagree with say mean things," Milei is totally a mean old Fascist.
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@metpoliceuk "Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo, 36, from Newham"
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@JennaEllisEsq @NancyRPearcey Calling it soft porn IS overreacting. On a nuclear scale.
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@TheCriticalDri2 This is what making the right people upset looks like.😂
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@GPrime85 Wonder how hard he'd cry over this one of yours?😂
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@JaredRutecki Step 1: Don't shoot at cops. That's it. There are no more steps. Had Dex simply followed this one step plan, he'd be alive today. What people are arguing, essentially, is to be able to shoot at cops without them returning fire.
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@DonutOperator Kate's fucking useless.
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@mssociety You fired a 90 year old volunteer because she wasn't aware of Millennial/Zoomer pronoun games. Clearly your mission is NOT helping people with MS.
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@ReduxxMag Not sure how many times this has to be said...all women need to exit all games/events that men enter like this. They want/need to compete against women. DENY THEM THAT. It sucks, but what's the alternative?
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@DEADLINE yeah, @Disney fire anyone that does that. Wait...
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@libsoftiktok This is like someone dressed as a dog going to the vet and being mad the vet treated them like a human.🤣
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@AP Remember when you clowns tried this with the Betsy Ross flag as well? "calls to revolution and an overthrow of the government were also reflected in symbols of the Revolutionary War, including the 13-star Betsy Ross flag representing the 13 colonies"
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@mcuban @stclairashley @IBM "their CEO says he wants the demographics of IBM to reflect the entire country." Do the demographics of the @dallasmavs look like the entire country, or is it strictly merit based without concern over what your players look like?
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@prideukorg "Marginalized Communities" Must be rough...
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@marclamonthill So...she didn't plagiarize what was claimed, or are we expected to ignore that because to hold her accountable would be racism? How profoundly race grifting of you.
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@scarlett4kids Why is this guy, who says he was born in Tennessee, speaking with some nonsense British affectation?😂
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@3YearLetterman Zero Championships...
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@TuckerCarlson Nah, I'm good Dana...thanks.😂
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 "Anyone who (does something I disagree with) is a (insert slur here.)" Does this work on adults? This is basically a schoolyard dare.😂 "Oh no! If I do something you'll call me a name?!? Well, never mind then..."🤣
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@RepBowman Can you educate me on whether or not I'd get arrested and charged for "accidentally" pulling a fire alarm while Congress is in session the next time I visit The Capitol? Trying to make plans and I'd to know where the law stands on this. Thanks.
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@jacobin One of these days, right?😉😂
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@jk_rowling There's nothing complex about this issue. That's the irony. Men CAN NOT magically become a woman. Women CAN NOT magically become a man. All the crying and threatening in the world will never change that.
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@EndWokeness You'd think black groups would be outraged that this white lady took a proud black man and did this. But silence...
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@ChrissieMayr 😉 Thanks, but I like having my account back.😂
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@CountDankulaTV Piers Morgan is a terrible interviewer. How many different times can he ask you, "Do you think he has a right," and you answering does it take before he'll ask another question? We get it, Piers...you disagree. But once a question has been asked and answered and asked and
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@BillboardChris @TransLink Cry-bullying at its best. Assaults you, runs away and then cries when confronted. This will continue until these people are actually held responsible.
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@MauLer93 I'll never understand the desire some people have to defend a movie as if they gave birth to it.
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@ClownWorld_ I'm honestly disappointed in this video. I was 100% sure the cop was going to say, "I need you to do 15 jumping jacks as a sobriety test."
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@esglaude And in 2024, the inability to record video or take a quick photo of the car/license plate is what makes this story so darn frustrating!!!!! Maybe one day...
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 I can't see the original post but I'm assuming this is a claim that Toph was a lesbian...right?🤣
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@EricDJuly His post is quite literally, "Everyone I disagree with is a NAZI." That word has become so wildly overused, it's completely meaningless at this point. Imagine knowing what actual NAZIs were, and using the term unironically to describe a person that, for instance, doesn't like
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@peterboghossian After you stopped laughing and caught your breath, what did you say?😂
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@OmarJimenez "Some believe the stop never should've happened in the first place." Yes, anarchists and race baiters. The rest of us have full expectations of being pulled over if we're breaking traffic laws. That's literally the point of having them.
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@DonutOperator @MayoIsSpicyy Well there is, but it's in sports by soft men dressed as women kicking their asses...but they seem mostly cool with that, so...
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@BillboardChris @RepSummerLee @Riley_Gaines_ should have doubled down and said it again.😂
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@TheCriticalDri2 Never...like EVER? That seems, well...unlikely.🤣
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@libsoftiktok My sons would have been pulled and I'd be sitting across from the Principal, then the Superintendent, then local/national media if it didn't get remedied. My children are not their ideological target audience.
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@JamaalBowmanNY So I'm still wondering...when I'm in DC soon, is it fine if when in The Capitol I "accidentally" pull a fire alarm when Congress is in session, or am I not allowed to do that? Seems the issue is unclear.
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@NYPDDaughtry "our officers ripped off a subject’s hijab"
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@Waldens_Block You know why I'm able to respond to you now? Because the times I've been pulled over by police, I've never shot at them, forcing them to return fire. Weird, I know. Seems like common sense. I just...
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@DonutOperator Dude is a sage...😂
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@kevinmyoung Congrats, your new neighbors hate you. Well played, tool.
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@ConceptualJames Queer is a political ideology that's counter to all norms. Not at all the same as gay.
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@RobProvince Born in 1970 and grew up in S Louisiana where Hurricanes were an actual threat. Despite that, my biggest fears growing up were: 1: Quicksand 2: Killer Bees 53...still never run into either.😂
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@daithaigilbert "Everything slightly to my right if FAR RIGHT!!!!!" This is why we can no longer have nice things in The West...
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@timgill924 @bayareahausfrau @AnnieLowrey "Yes, prices have risen a little bit, but that's how it shakes out. Deal with it."
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@EndWokeness As a native, Dixie beer was always shitty. That said, the brand was iconic, and this absolutely deserves to fail.
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@andrewlearmonth “The circumstances have been assessed and will not be recorded as a Non-Crime Hate Incident.” Hey guys...Orwell's 1984 was a dire warning, not a fucking how-to manual.
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@RScared2 @ohmysparkk I arguably the most beautiful places in America...but it must suck because there's no pro sports teams?😂 @StevieWestAgain
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@aftab_usa "A mask protects not only against the coronavirus but other respiratory viruses, too." Then why did physicians not speak up about the advocacy of masks prior to 2020, as each year tens of thousands of Americans died of the Flu? Did we invent masks in 2019?😂
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@YourAnonNews Your latest DLC is late. The new talking point is: "Yes, there's a crisis and it's 100% the fault of Republicans." Please make the necessary updates and get back with us.
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@Miss_Snuffy It's amazing you get such grief for what amounts to common sense. Children are children...they're not mini-adult.
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@ConceptualJames How though? Even though they got no reaction from him, they successfully prevented him from entering and were not held accountable. Security refused to make them let him in. Genuinely asking.
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@BBCWorld @ingelramdecoucy Mixed legacy? Oh boy...
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@swindonadver So, this is either A) A blatant lie or B) An example of how pathetic your journalistic standards are. Carl did not interview her. Either you know that and wrote it anyway, or you didn't even bother to find out before repeating it. This is pathetic.
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@Nerdrotics So, a show that will 100% be race/sex swapped and set in an organization most people virulently hate now? Yes...that sounds awesome, thanks @Disney !😂
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@MichLKosinski Thankfully you survived.
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@metpoliceuk This is what this "investigation" looks like, Mates.
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@DefiantLs Sure but...
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