Michael Stahlke @MichaelStahlke Twitter profile

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

I asked my six month old the same question and she said, “The false dichotomy in the premise of this question proves the ongoing need for feminism. You would never ask a boy to choose between procreation and professional fulfillment”

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

6 years

I asked my 4-year-old daughter this morning whether she thought it would be more fun to have a job or be a mommy. She said, "To be a mommy, so I can cuddle my babies." Clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy.

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Michael Stahlke

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7 years

Dearest Martha, The field is lost. We cannot overcome the opposition. Pray for me, my reckoning is near.

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@MichaelStahlke

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It is rare to see a brain batting against new information like a moth batting against the glass.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

US Space Force: It’s actually more about leveraging synergies in the space domain to create an effect and set favorable conditions for the Warfighter while operating a system of systems, within a team of teams. NASA: Let’s shoot a rocket at that sumbitch and see what happens

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@MichaelStahlke

2 months

An MRE is a meal of last resort. Meant to be eaten in austere environments when you need a hot or semi hot meal and lack the ability to cook anything else. But it will keep you nourished and is emphatically *not* random calories to keep you from dying.

Hend Amry

@LibyaLiberty

2 months

It’s basically random calories to keep them from dying. This isn’t the aid that’s needed. And keeping Gazans barely alive so that your bombs can finish them off isn’t humanitarian. It’s evil.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

@Empowlr She then tried to eat her brother’s hand.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

I’ve never seen anything like this and I’ve worked for some really outstanding leaders. The Navy created a martyr.

Tatyana

@_Tatyv

4 years

All hands aboard the TR Shows their support As Captin Brett “Hero” Crozier departs the USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT @CNN @cnnbrk

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

He wondered what the man’s name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Do you guys remember when Alex Vindman and his twin brother were both purged under political pressure and the Army as an institution was never forced to account for these actions?

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

7 years

Folks, our hero's name is Lara Rogers. She's a Charlottesville resident and true badass.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

Milo is two million dollars in debt and Spencer’s credit card got declined on a $4 shot of bourbon. De-platforming works like gangbusters.

Jonathan Chait

@jonathanchait

5 years

To give just one example: The radical tactic of deplatforming racists on campuses gave them the bad-boy allure of the forbidden they craved.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

GoT Narratives Seasons 1-4: inversion of fantasy tropes and in depth depiction of political machinations Seasons 5-7: Humanity faces an existential threat and all the petty squabbles are meaningless Season 8: Night King just sorta walks slowly. Cersei stares out a window.

🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️

@DragonflyJonez

5 years

Night King died from a butter knife and Cersei died from rocks. This season bruh...

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Started, going, etc.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

If the US Navy surface warfare community does not adopt some semaphore code for “Go Fuck Yourself, Russian Warship” I will be gravely disappointed.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

So after one day of fighting the Ukrainians have the Defiant Island, the Babushka de la Muerte, the Ghost of Kyiv MIG-29 pilot and the Hostomel airfield counterattack as heroes. Who do the Russians have? Other than anti-war protestors?

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

NYE at 25: We ain’t goin home till six in the morn! NYE at 35: It is almost eight pm and the kids are finally asleep. Put me in the ground and pull the dirt over me, I will awaken in June.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

His shirt says Navy but dude is clearly a tank.

Zane Sparling

@PDXzane

4 years

Federal police strike protester with baton, use pepper spray and tear gas outside courthouse in Portland

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 months

The chuds have found CAPT Hill’s account and are starting to chirp at him. I hope, I genuinely hope, that he doesn’t get dragged into the right wing culture war maelstrom.

Chowdah Hill

@ChowdahHill

4 months

A professional warrior sailor, just 19 years old, takes the helm of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. Like so many young warriors on this warship, she keeps us on course every day.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 months

Boy I hate it when my civilian radar sites that feed targeting data to my civilian anti ship ballistic missiles get bombed

beer person

@CantEverDie

4 months

it’s crazy to me watching how easily liberals will justify bombing civilians in countries to avoid looking inward about the evils of the united states as an imperial power

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

As an American taxpayer I applaud this decision to walk away from a multi-million dollar retirement benefits package.

Katie Phipps Hague

@AtTheHague

3 years

After eighteen years of active duty service in the US Army, my lieutenant colonel husband has resigned He’s walking away from all he’s worked for and believed in since he was an ROTC kid at UGA He’s walking away from his retirement His resignation memo:

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

Just a reminder that Golsteyn executed a prisoner, buried his body, went back and exhumed the body, and then burned it. Which is not something you typically do in the Army if you think you’re doing the right thing.

Dan Lamothe

@DanLamothe

4 years

@realDonaldTrump The individuals involved are Golsteyn, Gallagher and Lorance, as anticipated.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

@benshapiro There’s still time Ben.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

Big ups to our ancestors 40,000 years ago who looked at the other apex predator species and said “I bet this slavering hellbeast wants a belly rub”. Absolute legends.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

And a very special shout-out to my man PVT Marshall Sherman of the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry. Who captured the regimental colors of the 28th Virginia and brought them home to Minnesota where they will stay until the end of time.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 months

Clearly the Palestinian people need more aid, which is why the pier is being built. But food aid in the form of combat rations is not “evil”. It’s a stopgap.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

I too risked my life so that rental car companies would be forced to advertise with a lobbying group I associate with

David

@david_d1421

6 years

I spent 42 years defending this country so companies like @Avis could operate in freedom. That freedom was defended with guns. Yet companies like this and others want to vilify me as a gun owner and as an @NRA member. I risked my life for them and now I'm treated as a vile person

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@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Buddy, let me tell you about Korea.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

Military People: What is your pettiest act of defiance? I’ll go first. You know how you’re in formation and the Boss says ‘how we doing?’ And everyone yells hooah and then the boss says ‘I CANT HEAR YOU’? I have never and will never sound off a second time. I go dead silent.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

7 years

I almost forgot that I got dragged by a sidewalk sign today.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Tanks are obsolete. All hail dismounted AT. But AT systems are heavy and human legs can’t move very fast or very far So we put the fellas and ladies in trucks But trucks have no armor and humans are squishy So we create an armored personnel carrier

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

No fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY!

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

The human brain is not entirely rational. It resonates with heroism and myth making. And god damn if these aren’t heroes.

ian bremmer

@ianbremmer

2 years

last words for some incredibly brave ukrainians

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

More addition by subtraction

Jason Rantz on KTTH Radio

@jasonrantz

3 years

Taking a "moral stance for medical freedom & personal choice," this 17-year veteran of the WA State Patrol tearfully says goodbye, forced out by @GovInslee 's vaccine mandate. His wife is the dispatch operator (15-year veteran) & is also out. Both will be on my radio show today.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead.

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@whysean

2 years

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

Pheasant season in South Dakota doesn’t start until October 17.

Governor Kristi Noem

@GovKristiNoem

4 years

This is how we do social distancing in South Dakota.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

7 years

@arawnsley You magnificent son of a bitch

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@MichaelStahlke

3 years

The interactive educational globe the kids got for Christmas has the fucking Nine-Dash Line

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

Girl, are you the Nunes memo? Because I’ve built up this perfect idea of you that simply doesn’t exist and I will blindly lash out when you fail to live up to my unrealistic expectations.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Me, playing Halo 2 in 2004: This is so stupid. Like a guy on foot is going to go around stealing all of these vehicles. Me in 2022: Master Chief, let me begin my three part apology by saying how handsome you look today.

🇺🇦 Ukraine Weapons Tracker

@UAWeapons

2 years

#Ukraine : Another Msta-S 152mm self-propelled howitzer with ammunition was captured by the Ukrainian army in the north of the country.

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6 years

Conservative Pundits Last Week: The issue of Montenegro is not worth the healthy bones of a single Appalachian Grenadier. Conservative Pundits This Week: We view that it is our manifest destiny to free the people of Iran from the yoke of their masters..

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

The black rifle coffee company continues to be exactly what I thought they were.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

The walk signal was lit you fucking dingaling.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

My expert tactical opinion on why the Russians are struggling in Ukraine is because they treat their soldiers like shit and their soldiers are acting like nobody cares if they live or die.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Callista Gingrich carried on a six year affair while Newt Gingrich was married to his second wife and she was the US Ambassador to the Holy See.

Jack Jenkins

@jackmjenkins

3 years

BREAKING: U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops PASSES proposal to draft Eucharist document (168-55), greenlighting a controversial measure championed by conservative clerics who have called for denying Communion to President Joe Biden and other Catholic Democrats. Story coming.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 months

You’re not gonna believe this

linz 💖

@100bandz69420

4 months

What’s the male version of those Stanley cups

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

7 years

Oh jeeze, my first viral tweet

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

And she smashes more marines than a mid-90s osprey.

David Byler

@databyler

5 years

New one on why Warren gets v positive press 1) Obvs her rise is a big story 2) Her view of how politics should work (wonky, policy) matches the press's 3) Her support looks like media + their neighbors 4) She matches an upscale idea of who POTUS should be

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

I love the new republican talking point of “oh, those leaked emails didn’t cause anyone to change their vote”. But like, they convinced a guy to get in his car, drive hundreds of miles and shoot up a pizzeria because he thought the owners were running a pedophile ring

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Damn man, sounds like a lot of miserable work for low pay but at least you were making the world a worse place

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@TexasGOP

2 years

Your friendly behind the keyboard comms guy worked his tail off for 5 years as a struggling political staffer in DC to pay down his student loans. More than once making less than 20k a year. (2/6)

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Increasingly real possibility that Putin’s legacy will be generations of military academy students worldwide clowning on his invasion plan.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Fifty seven days into the administration and team Biden has already turned Putin into Ben Shapiro.

Ragıp Soylu

@ragipsoylu

3 years

BREAKING — Putin has challenged President Biden to a live debate -ABC

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 months

It’s happened again

they/them might be giants ☭

@babadookspinoza

5 months

If you are a US citizen you need to commit your whole life to the destruction of your own country—a colonial empire with its boot on the throats of billions. It is the greatest evil the world has ever known. If it is not stopped in time, it will take the human species with it.

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Michael Stahlke

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6 years

The craziest thing about the John McCain funeral is that any of the speakers could say some variation of “Senator McCain was good and disliked things that were bad” and a reasonable person could assume that they were taking shots at POTUS.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

@AtTheHague @UnprivateRyan Ah yes. He felt so strongly about the betrayal of the “Afghanis” that he didn’t realize that they’re called Afghans.

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Michael Stahlke

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2 years

Advice for driving in the snow for mid-Atlantic residents who are not used to wintry conditions from a native Minnesotan, a 🧵: 1. Stay home, jfc. /end

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Michael Stahlke

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6 years

Hi folks. I don’t have a SoundCloud or a Patreon. But this is a worthy cause.

Home - Dravet Syndrome Foundation

The mission of Dravet Syndrome Foundation (DSF) is to aggressively raise funds for Dravet syndrome and related epilepsies; to support and fund research;

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

I’m not saying that I believe the Moskva is adrift, aflame and foundering in heavy seas. But I am saying I would like his CO to be photographed on the quarterdeck holding a current issue of a newspaper tomorrow.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

I also heard that if ur in the army and there is a war then u have 2 go fight.

Saundra McDowell

@mcdowellformo

3 years

My nephew, active duty Air Force, just got word they have to be FULLY vaccinated by November 2nd and there will be NO EXEMPTIONS! Any suggestions on what he can do besides getting dishonorably discharged, which will affect him the rest of his life??

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Happy double grape to the face day for all who celebrate.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

Guess we’re just going to use active voice for everything but the actual murders.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Happy “unmarried 20 to early 30 something who is back home but not trusted with any thanksgiving prep and so goes out to get shithoused with all their old HS friends” Eve to all who celebrate.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Once something is declassified, it’s declassified for everybody. It’s subject to FOIA and anyone can freely disseminate it. One of the many, many reasons this is an absolutely terrible line of argument.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

I was talking with my sister the other day and she made a really good point about people who are like “would *you* be willing to have a refugee in *your* house?!?” For the $700/person/day that we pay to house them in tent cities? Fuck yeah man. Give me a family of five.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

11 months

In my mind, the Fermi Paradox was replaced by the Trump Theorem sometime in early 2017. It rests on a few assumptions. A. Trump would have asked about aliens 2. The IC cannot conceal aliens from the President And D. Trump is incapable of keeping a secret that benefits him

Eric Geller

@ericgeller

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I've mostly been off of Twitter for the past few days, so I know I missed the news cycle on this but...uhhhh...why is this not still the only thing we're talking about?

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@MichaelStahlke

5 months

No crust and a two inch thick gray band. That cow died in vain

LasVegasFill

@LasVegasFill

5 months

Biggest slice of Prime Rib I've ever seen! 📍Golden Steer 308 W Sahara

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

I’ll place a beer bet on this being fake

Ronna McDaniel

@RonnaMcDaniel

2 years

The Seminole County GOP office was vandalized overnight. The criminals echoed Biden’s “fascists” slander. There is no place for violence in our political discourse, and the GOP will not be intimidated.

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Michael Stahlke

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2 years

I have deep antipathy for the RU Army as a tool of the Putin regime. But I can’t celebrate the death of an enlisted soldier.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

I view this as not a finale, but rather an overture. One that heralds an all out assault on Obergfell, Lawrence, Griswold, Loving and Brown.

Chris Megerian

@ChrisMegerian

2 years

Politico says it got its hands on a stunning leak from the Supreme Court — a draft opinion that would overturn Roe v. Wade

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Internet Weirdos: Men are always preparing for war. Men constantly look for an advantage that can help them kill their adversaries US DoD: Ok troop. Here’s some shots that’ll help you fight when lesser men would die due to disease Internet Weirdos: nooo, am smol bean uwuuu

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

1 year

Pat Tillman’s memory does not belong to anyone except for the friends and family of Pat Tillman. It certainly shouldn’t be used to sell a fucking beer.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

10 months

We got a 2yo female black lab named Luna from the humane society today. She is a very handsome lady as you can see.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

But our enemies might have armored personnel carriers too. We should make an infantry fighting vehicle that can kill APCs and support our infantry And wheels get stuck easier than tracks Also ATGMs are expensive what if there was a big gun that can shoot many types of rounds?

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

[40 mile long convoy stalled for days with no gas] Clint: Ok, now this is textbook doctrine

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

It took me thirty seconds to find this on the @NRA website, @DLoesch .

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@MichaelStahlke

1 month

I’m not an engineer, but I don’t think that a fiber reinforced plastic fender was going to stop this ship

kira 👾

@kirawontmiss

1 month

@OzamaHo Ship collisions occur more often than you think Bridges are literally designed to withstand collisions. The ENTIRE bridge collapsing is not normal if it was a section of the bridge i would get what you are saying.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Ryan J. Reilly

@ryanjreilly

5 years

MANAFORT: "I have already begun to change."

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Another tank company equivalent rendered combat ineffective. And 11x BMPs. That’s the main maneuver element of a BTG gone. And this is just a normal day.

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@MichaelStahlke

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I visited the USS Arizona in 2016 and was not at all prepared for when the tour guide described how shipmates were still choosing to be interred on the vessel when they died.

Bob Hein

@the_sailor_dog

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Lou Conter, last survivor of USS Arizona from Pearl Harbor attack, dies at 102...Rest in peace, shipmate

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

Gerasimov. Personal command.

OSINTtechnical

@Osinttechnical

2 years

ISW- Russian offensive operations in eastern Ukraine made minor advances on April 28… Ukrainian news outlet Defense Express reported on April 27 that Russian Chief of the General Staff Valery Gerasimov will take personal command of the Russian offensive in the Izyum direction…

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Michael Stahlke

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2 years

The land warfare articles in the wake of the Russian debacle in Ukraine are going to be relentless. Tanks are useless in modern war. Airborne operations are useless in modern war. Amphibious operations are useless in modern war. Air Assault is useless in modern war Etc

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

It’s never popular.

David French

@DavidAFrench

2 years

Agree with the Post. Don’t protest at homes. Don’t protest school board members at home, election workers at home, senators at home, or justices at home. Don’t terrify families. Even if you have a right, basic decency and civil peace dictate restraint:

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Michael Stahlke

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3 years

As a one-time evangelical I feel safe in saying there’s some real strong anti-christ shit going on here.

Eugene Scott

@Eugene_Scott

3 years

Wow

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@MichaelStahlke

4 years

It died doing what it loved. Belching smoke.

AFP News Agency

@AFP

4 years

#BREAKING Russia's only aircraft carrier on fire in port: news agencies

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

“Sir, it’s great that you smacked Miller down, but why are we just now hearing that the White House wanted to gun down protesters?”

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

7 years

Those big dogs have seen some shit.

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@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Charles: Can We watch Netflix? Me: Sure bud….oh wait, Gladiator Charles: Can we watch it? Me: It’s a grownup movie **a short time later** Me: ok, so you see how the Legion’s artillery positions are ditched and staked? That’s called a protected asset. Now let’s talk signal.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

5 years

Seriously though. Jacob Wohl just tried to claim that a septuagenarian law professor can outfight, outfuck, and presumably outdrink our brave marines.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

1 year

I don’t remember asking a single god damned Russian what they thought about the American budget.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

I am completely serious when I say that if you find someone to love you the way that the infantry loves the 240 you will be happy until the end of your days.

2d Marine Division

@2dMarDiv

2 years

True Passion Through Effort @USMC LCpl. Bobby Brodeur is currently serving as a machine gunner with 3/6 and is 1 of 3 female infantry Marines in Kilo Co. Marines 📸 LCpl. Megan Ozaki

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Michael Stahlke

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2 years

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.

Matthew Luxmoore

@mjluxmoore

2 years

A view of the protest in central Moscow this evening. Thousands across the country are risking serious repercussions to protest Putin’s attack on Ukraine. More than 850 people detained so far.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Takes a real asshole to be like “heard your dog died, let me use that as an opening to remind you of your dead kids”.

Dan McLaughlin

@baseballcrank

3 years

Champ Biden dies, Major lives on. The Biden family tragedy in miniature.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

2 years

@AbrahamHamadeh Bro the most violent thing you do every day is stapling

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

10 months

Napoleon Bonaparte was a TERRIBLE PERSON. It is April 1805, Napoleon is MASTER OF EUROPE. Only the BRITISH FLEET stands before him. Oceans are now BATTLEFIELDS

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

4 years

Fort Bragg seems like a tender and generous lover fwiw.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

Hello and welcome to the beer aisle! Can I interest you in an IPA? No? Well what about this slightly more different IPA from the same brewery? I can see that you’re a discerning customer. For you, I suggest this imperial double IPA or maybe an IPA that also has citrus?

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

1 year

Baron Von Steuben was instrumental to the success of the American Revolutionary infantry and was definitely a gay man. Casimir Pulaski was the father of the American Cavalry and was more than likely intersex. Alexander Hamilton was an artillerist par excellence and was bisexual

Andrew E. Harrod

@AEHarrod

1 year

@BDHerzinger @Fibci2 @Target Irrespective of whether any person serves in the military, "Pride" Month exhibits a truly disordered state of affairs in society.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 months

The boonie cap is the absolute best lethality multiplier that the DoD refuses to embrace. Increase the brim size by 200% and make it the standard headgear of all service members, especially for land forces.

Happy Captain

@EODHappyCaptain

3 months

The Army already has a tiara we aren’t allowed to wear

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

6 years

Here’s all I ask for Memorial Day. Please don’t post photos of grieving family members if you don’t have their permission. And really, really don’t do it if you’re trying to make a political point. Their grief is theirs. It doesn’t belong to anyone else.

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

9 months

If you’re going to tie your masculinity to some arbitrary bullshit, you should at least be willing to do that arbitrary bullshit.

Knuckle Dragger 🥷🏼

@knucklezdragger

9 months

Every so often my alter ego gets fired up about the idea of joining the military You’re probably not a man if you don’t think about this hypothetically from time to time

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Michael Stahlke

@MichaelStahlke

3 years

Greg Kelly is such an ignorant fucking asshole.