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Matt Goudreau

2 years

Master post of my best photos. Categorized by themes. 30+ images. More will be added as I take them. See the attached tweets to see all of them. Instagram: ThirdMonarch To watch travel vlogs and bts of the photos:

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Matt Goudreau

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3 years

Seeing all the twilight memes on my timeline like it’s 2009 again, the world is healing.

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@chelseaperetti The producers: we only like peretti when shes making threati’s not when her eyes be getting wetti.

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@PoliticsAndEd What worse is I also drive this truck and can see he has the package with front sensors on it which means he definitely got an audible warning that he was too close and still hit it

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6 years

I think about something @TheRealRyanHiga said, a lot. It was something along the lines of why did every YouTuber move to LA when you could of picked any city in the country. When youtubers were more interested in fame than they were in content creation is the day we lost.

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5 years

@snakespice @siasiasia @bagelpicbot @EwaSR your username does this joke even more justice.

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1 year

@MattPostSaysHi I been on the internet too long or maybe just childhood trauma, but I CANT watch these without assuming there’s gonna be a shark jump scare and I turn my phone angle to the side just in case. Like not having full eye contact will make it better or something

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@gaialect If you’re not trying to be like this and be there for your kid growing up. Don’t have kids. Simple as. They get one childhood before life throws them through the wringer. Make it special. you should be silly and goofy with your partner too. Life is too short for anything else tbh

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@RobMacom @_dwendolis_ @ariel_elaineee @realmuhamadalli @that1mum Last time I checked. You can get wild when it’s still bright outside 🤔 in fact I much prefer waking up and going on sunrise adventures rather than staying out till 3 am haha but fair point

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2 years

@xhellowhitney @Chloe_Carterr Okay do you use them after you eat or as a pre??

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5 years

Congratulations with @chrisdelia is hands down the best podcast I’ve heard in years. How he can rant for an hour by himself and have me in tears is incredible. Naturally gifted. The Toby Keith rant almost made me crash my car. Butters is an incel. And the renner drop is legendary

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5 years

Traveled 1100 miles from Austin Texas to see my first @mnwild game. So stoked #mnwild

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7 years

@bubblesvicious @MissICU2 @dallascowboys Calm down Susan is the greatest opening line of a tweet I've ever read 😂👌🏻

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4 years

@ricksterg17 @wizmommma Bruh do you know how numbers work? The flu kills that many people over 12 months. This virus has killed that many people in what a month a month and half? So statistically it’s 12 times more lethal than the flu. Since you wanna use that argument

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9 years

My phone autocorrects turnt to turney, so I guess getting the ultimate level of drunk should now be called getting @megturney 'ed

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7 years

One of my heroes. The man himself @shaycarl has returned?!?! The guy that got me through tough times will need all the love we can give. 👏🏻

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@RobMacom @_dwendolis_ @ariel_elaineee @realmuhamadalli @that1mum Honestly I’m still laughing for how you called me out, it was so brilliantly sassy. I was sat here like “well played” wanna know the irony. I actually work at a bar, so I’m forced to be a night person. so I see both sides. But if you ever get the chance, explore in the morning!

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5 years

@dxxnya “Listen honey, the only push-up I know is this push up bra, ya feel me bro” don’t forget to say bro, it makes them feel safe.

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

@velvetgh0st can I just say how actually fair priced your merch is? Most YTers charge like £55 for a jumper. Woman of the people right here!

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3 months

@JasonKelce I was curious if the gentle temperament was actually true or not. I saw them in the background of your documentary and was like I have to ask! So I appreciate that. And all the extra feedback. They seem like really overgrown lapdogs and what could be better?

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7 years

Last minute trips by @waffsicle is such a brilliant idea. What I wouldnt do 4 that to be my life. I crave that adventure.Thx @JulienSolomita

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Matt Goudreau

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6 years

@Hairodynamic Blur for sure. The wide and everything in focus looks like someone just starting out with a kit lens. The blur subtly lets people know you know what you’re doing. And your videos deserve that upper tier respect.

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@Mitch_NAU @xhellowhitney @Chloe_Carterr Thank you my friend. I need to invest in these lol

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@ScottPoi I love that 50% of this is an actual family photo

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4 years

@velvetgh0st Time to start flirting with an Apple employee for 4 months. Convince him to use his yearly discount on a device to prove his love and then very quickly block him on everything. Boom iMac Pro. You’re welcome.

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@tanamongeau Remember when I said this yesterday

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

@_dwendolis_ @ariel_elaineee @realmuhamadalli @that1mum Story of my life. I’m right there with you. Stay strong hahah

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@deadskulltweets my girlfriend is obsessed with BB. Id never seen it. Watched your first season and was like this guy is dope. But it was when I first heard Van Alden that I truly got to appreciate the full scope of your mind and talent. So damn good. Otherside has been on repeat

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Matt Goudreau

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@JasonKelce listen, love new heights, so I gotta come to the source directly asap, do I need an Irish wolfhound in my life or do I need one?

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

How would you like to have a dream of being a movie star. You turn out to be horribly bad at it. So bad in fact that an actual movie making fun of you is why you’ll be known in life. Honestly stoked for the disaster artist @Sethrogen

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8 years

Ur mcm nods in agreement at family gatherings where his relatives are talking about voting for trump to avoid conflicts @chrismelberger

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Matt Goudreau

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4 years

Finally got my first pair of @RedWingHeritage shoes!!! So stoked to be apart of the family!!!

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Matt Goudreau

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@anamericanlie Thank you so much!!

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@closer2fine It’s a clue to How many more seasons we will get of Ted lasso after they reveal it was all a dream that Ted went home and boat guy never found her in the airport

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@KindaHagi Ricky gervais liking this gives me life.

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@confusedophan @hayleybbear If they are so frightening why didn’t they call them Teddy Scares. That’s what I thought.

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

Casually ran into @ZacharyLevi at dinner tonight. Genuinely the nicest dude ever. Damn cool night.

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Matt Goudreau

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4 years

@Hairodynamic If you rearrange hairodynamic you actually get “Hi, No Drama” the staple of your brand. Just forget about the other letters

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@ElSueo20 @killuazivert The fact that no one even noticed you have Pablo for a profile pic with this comment is next level

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@JasonKelce That’s incredible. Well this confirms it. I now need one in life more than just mulling it on the internet. Let them make a cameo on the pod soon. 🤙🏻

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

Hey @TheRealRyanHiga you absolutely smashed it with "Millennial Love" it's the subtleties that get me dying. When u give the selfie stick 😂

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@thordotcomputer @LexiASMR @wildtiktokss Happens every single flight I have ever been on

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@PoliticsAndEd One million percent. Man can’t drive and looking for someone to blame

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4 years

@milkygoddess @JustAnotherAmba Have you considered asking 45+ year old men in committed relationships? This seems to be right down their alley.

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@bubblesvicious @MissICU2 @dallascowboys Hey still flawless execution 💁🏼‍♂️

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Matt Goudreau

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5 years

I’m very much one of those people good in social situations but value highly my private time especially at night. And nothing is better than turning on your tunes at night and just zoning out to the vibes. So this long message is just to say thank you for doing what you do man.

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

I cant listen to @TheStruts without getting motivated to be great. Oneday @LukeStruts and I will be great friends. Gotta get to the lvl asap

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@TimothyDeLaG Brilliant French Actor

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@LFC I love the reserves more than I love you 😂😂😂 absolutely amazing.

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Matt Goudreau

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@DaOtterside Another great reason where even if you don’t like Taylor or Travis, that they’re dating because it breaks the toxic masculinity mindset and reminds people you can like things outside of the circle you’re perceived in

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Matt Goudreau

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@EmergPrepGal @ac1dbabyy @anamericanlie Lactaid sprinkles would be amazing hahaha

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Matt Goudreau

@MattGoudreau

4 years

@ricksterg17 @wizmommma The problem is you only have reported covid deaths. The actual number is much higher. They aren’t opening because of safety. They are opening due to 33 million people being out of work in an administration that prides itself on being the “best economic” admin ever.

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This man is going to invite a civil war and it makes me so sad for the people who believe him. This is insane.

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Matt Goudreau

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@velvetgh0st I don’t understand men who don’t like to shop. Bro you don’t like new things too?!?! You don’t like seeing your person happy? Gtfo hereeee

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Matt Goudreau

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@patrick_2468 @RobMacom @_dwendolis_ @ariel_elaineee @realmuhamadalli @that1mum Bahaha thank you, I actually do teach classes at Cambridge in that exact field 😂

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Matt Goudreau

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I was 13 in 06 the first time I saw a @TheRealRyanHiga video. In 2012 I was offered to be on Internet Icon (due to monetary reasons couldnt attend) but the day Ryan followed me and told me to keep making videos I treasure forever. And you know in 2019 I’m still repping. Much love

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Matt Goudreau

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2 years

Do you guys remember the absolute chokehold “HQ Trivia” had on us a few years back?

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Matt Goudreau

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3 years

@velvetgh0st Not enough people know how to be alone and when you enjoy your alone time, you understand who you want in your circle on the off days you wanna be around people. We love to see the maturity 🙌🏻

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@ataberk_trn @Apple How do you compete or do something like this? I’m only 6 months into coding and won’t even pretend to be on the same level as you, but as something to aspire towards in the future is why I ask!! And seriously congratulations. This is so so cool!!!

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Matt Goudreau

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@JeremyNDooley Have you considered just calling it “Gary” a nice change from the usual names. And will surely be a hit with everyone else in the office when they least expect it

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6 years

Literally the 50mm is the only lens I make sure is stuck to my camera when I’m out. I can forget any other as long as I have that one 🙌🏻

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I trust my 50mm lens more than I trust most people

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@OMGitsfirefoxx If u get a tin can filled with jellybeans and reverse fannypack it and twerk faster than they can rattle. Youll scare em of in a 20mi radius

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Matt Goudreau

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3 years

Master post of my best photos. Categorized by themes. 30+ images. More will be added as I take them. See the attached tweets to see all of them. Instagram: ThirdMonarch Instagram: MattKensington

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Matt Goudreau

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@puckardelli @NHLSeattle_ @FriedgeHNIC @amazon @oakviewgroup When the architects and renderers Arent fans of the sport they are designing a stadium for 😂

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The waves on @LakeSuperior today are absolute beauties. I’m watching on the harbor cams and I was like if only I could be down there taking photos today and then finally I see a photographer rock up. I hope you get some great shots today my friend. Looks amazing!! 🤙🏻📸

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@newheightshow Can’t believe John Lennons gal is still pulling Olympic golds. We love to see it

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1 year

@nofilmschool Skyfall Casino Royale No Time To Die Spectre Quantum. Casino is the most bondsy style of old, but I feel like skyfall is where they made it their own and hit their stride.

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My fave Scottish human @EmmaMacaulay told me I could get @irnbru at my local grocery store and to try a piece of Scotland, and now I’m a fan, it’s absolutely amazing. Scotland you had this gem all along?!?! 10/10

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Matt Goudreau

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3 years

Man what I wouldn’t do to see @TheStruts perform live.

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

I got invited for a free trip to Idaho, to go hiking in some mountains and forests. You know your boy is gonna try and find Shay Carl

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Free sha vaca

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@tomsegura Texas A&M?? More like Texas Against My rights

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@ZellnerLaw @MakingAMurderer Let’s gooo. One step closer 👌🏻

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Matt Goudreau

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7 years

What I wouldnt do to write a sketch with @TheRealRyanHiga for even just a day. Your new video is absolutely brilliant in so many subtle ways

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Matt Goudreau

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2 years

@ZellnerLaw Finally some great progress well done team. Congratulations on this big step 🎉

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Matt Goudreau

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5 years

So I applied to be a photographer with a travel company. They said they filled the position but would be interested in me managing their YouTube channel. It has 130k subscribers and 2k videos. Omg Is it really possible for me to make a living playing on YouTube all day? The dream

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Matt Goudreau

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3 years

The @IntlWolfCenter has new wolf pup cams up and I am LIVING for it

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Matt Goudreau

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4 years

The America’s funniest home videos theme song should be our national anthem

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Matt Goudreau

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Hi these are my first pics of my puppy on my nice camera

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Matt Goudreau

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Hi I want a red golden retriever. That is all.

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Matt Goudreau

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5 years

Today’s my big interview to be the social media manager of a massive travel agency. Little nervous, but genuinely excited to have the opportunity to do what I love to do, in a field I want to be in. Stagnation/routine are my least favorite things. Lifes short travel everywhere 💯

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3 years

@ConanOBrien And they accepted this kid to Harvard. Anything is possible 🥲

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4 years

My half brother and his family are super republicans and posted this for the 4th of July on facebook. SO i decided to fix it for him being the loving caring brother that i am!!

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@hankgreen One of my fave shots I’ve taken

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A compilation of my dog guilt tripping me at my own dinner table u til I give her food and really putting on the “woe is me” sadness thick like I’ve never given her a snack in her life.

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@Hairodynamic I was watching your old vlogs and randomly went to the mariners job site and they need a new digital media creator FYI 🙌🏻

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Matt Goudreau

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@deadskulltweets “Otherside” is one of those songs that hits better the later the night goes on. All your songs are crushing it right now man. But that one just hits exactly where I need it too after a hectic day and the world finally quiets down and gets dark. Serious vibes.

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Matt Goudreau

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In my job interview yesterday one of the interviewers asked me “so you’ve been running your own photography business. How is that going?” And I responded with “... Well I’m here”. We all had a chuckle at my failures.

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This is legit the nicest photo of me in years, so I’m gonna share it cause this is like the first time in 2 years I’ve been pure unbridled happy and don’t hate the way I look 😊

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Matt Goudreau

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Yesterday I got a puppy. Today I got offered a job doing real estate photography and they contacted me! Said they liked my work would I be interested? So now Ill have good side $ and a brat to come home to and money for travel and ahhh life can change for the better in an instant

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I got hit with the “I have a bf” line by someone my age today who I’ve been mutuals with for close to probably a year at this point. For literally just saying hello to them 😂 if you think it gets better after high school. It doesn’t. You just have your own money and bills now.

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I miss these days and having my @UKTriumph . Can’t wait to get another one back in my life. Could really use a long cruise away from reality today.

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Matt Goudreau

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Sometimes I take pics of my full outfit before I go out to see if it’ll look okay in photos. Not to post. Just gotta know your angles for the day Today my dog wanted to join me during the fit check 😂

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There’s talks about Texas finally getting a high speed bullet train with rumors construction beginning this year. Idk why America is so far behind on train travel but I’ll be stoked if we’re the first in the nation to lead the initiative all over the country.

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“Hello this is me coming down the stairs on the morning of my 4th Birthday” 🥰 it’s my pups birthday today. Time for a day on the town 🎉

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A secret I’ve had to keep for months, one of my photos is a feature piece in a brand new convention center in northern minnesota right as you walk in. IVE MADE IT TO CONVENTION CENTER STATUS. IM FREAKING OUT AND OVER THE MOON 😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 biggest honor and career milestone of my life

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Got my Vaccine today!!! So stoked 🙌🏻💉 get your shots. Wear your masks, and let’s get life back to normal so we can travel the world again 😎🤙🏻

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Matt Goudreau

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@KatyTurNBC @MSNBC This shot of you is so epic, it would be my profile pic for everything haha your book on this whole account was amazing, and I hope you never have to interview this man again in a few months time

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Matt Goudreau

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8 years

I love how kind the entire cast of #TheMagicians is. They all seem like genuine friends @hale_appleman @ArjunGuptaBK etc. @Syfy nailed it.

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Matt Goudreau

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I think I smashed the interview guys. Thank you so much 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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