M. @Masudaliii Twitter profile

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Somali niggas are the type of niggas to commit a crime and broadcast the whole thing on Snapchat and later on ask themselves how they got caught 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@Masudaliii

6 years

When you slip and fall and some female accidentally sucks yo dick and now you gotta explain this unfortunate event to your girl.

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@Trip_Steezo

6 years

I need captions

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Every Thursday at 8:05 pm my older brother leaves his dominos in the fridge I instantly slide in and eat that shit 😭😭 so the next morning he goes around asking everyone who ate it lolololol I tell him I’m allergic to dominos so he never suspects me 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Masudaliii

6 years

@katmiriamxo @SDG_187 His faceeee hahahahahaha

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@Masudaliii

6 years

@fousey @champagnepapi

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Almost every modern day criminal leaves behind a digital footprint.

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@Masudaliii

4 years

Settled 🤝

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@Masudaliii

4 years

Speaking out against sexual assault isn’t simp behavior my nigga. Some of you niggas need to learn how to not give a fuck about what someone (might) think about you.

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@Masudaliii

6 years

The medical name for butt crack is intergluteal cleft.

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Omm if that was me I would one pump that bitch for 296 damage on my soul ima look at the rest of them and whisper “ain’t nothing more dangerous than a no skin with a pump”

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@Masudaliii

6 years

I know I’m not tripping loooooooool I heard “Abdullahi” at the end

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Tf they doing to @KDTrey5 🤨

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@Masudaliii

6 years

I bought so chick fil a twice the other day and the first time I paid $10.96 and the second time was a few hours after and I paid $10.32 and I literally got the same exact thing soooooo Idk whether I get finessed cuz damn I was thinking about that in the shower this morning.

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@Masudaliii

4 years

mpls in one picture.

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@Masudaliii

7 years

Taco Bell is a date idc

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@Masudaliii

6 years

Just got off work and the walk to my car was legit hell on earth dawg it was soooooo cold subhanallah. Next homeless person i see ima give them this 20 I got in my wallet.

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@Masudaliii

4 years

Niggas saying “Happy Father’s Day” like they got a father loooooooool that’s crazyyyyy. (i’m niggas) 😭😭

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@Masudaliii

4 years

😂

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@Masudaliii

6 years

This one old Somali dude came up to my desk and started speaking Somali I looked at for a couple seconds and was yup yup loooooooool the nigga thought I couldn’t understand him so he started cursing me out 😭😭

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@Masudaliii

2 years

nigga fuck you and your baby 😂

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@LoneStar1891

2 years

I know this is 3 years late but people like @Masudaliii are straight bitches bro. Real life pussy.

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@Masudaliii

6 years

9/10 I like being alone rather than socializing with other people. Don’t get me wrong I’m not some anti social weirdo but the way I see it is the less people I gotta deal with the less headache I get is all.

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@Masudaliii

6 years

I’m trying so hard to hold my laugh in. 😭😭