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David

@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

me & the lads when one of us says “good afternoon” to a colleague who’s walked in 3 minutes late.

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@FourNaanJeremy

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

3 months

Kids stopping for photos with an operations director like he's a star player? Deary me, what has happened to our game. I blame The Athletic.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

3 months

INEOS director of sport Sir Dave Brailsford is asked whether he can buy Kylian Mbappe for #MUFC 👀

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

when you listen to a 'self-made' tory's back story

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@FourNaanJeremy

8 months

A full head of hair at 32. A humbling reminder to stay vigilant.

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@actualtransfers

8 months

Pep Gaurdiola - Brescia to Al-Ahli (2003)

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

If this happens, Liverpool will win the league with more points than Utd’s treble winners and more wins than Arsenal’s invincible’s. Despite playing 9 games fewer. Shove that up your asterisk.

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

4 years

Liverpool set to be awarded Premier League title amid coronavirus chaos. Options include a 22-team Premier League next season, possibly dovetailing with the winter World Cup. Report from @BenRumsby @SamWallaceTel @JBurtTelegraph @Matt_Law_DT

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

"Can everyone stop pretending to be a politician now 😂😂" - your boyfriend on facebook. 2 likes.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

11 months

Interesting that Luke can spot a PR stunt at a League Two club in Gloucestershire but not at the Premier League club he is paid to report on.

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

11 months

Appointment of Hannah Dingley as head coach of Forest Green Rovers has the unmistakable whiff of a PR stunt ✍️ @LukeEdwardsTele #TelegraphFootball

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Thiago and Henderson still to add to this Liverpool side.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

The shifting of the goalposts when it comes to Liverpool's achievements is remarkable. "Klopp hasn't won a trophy with Liverpool yet" *wins CL* "yeah but Liverpool haven't won the PL" *wins PL* "yeah but they haven't won 3 in a row" ...

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

3 years

"I will call them a great team when they win three title's in a row..." @Evra believes Liverpool must prove they can do it year after year before people start comparing them to the 'greats' 📲 Watch highlights now for free:

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

6 months

The music in a lot of drinking establishments is TOO LOUD. If you are not a nightclub, or if you are a bar without a dance floor, there is absolutely no reason to have your music at a volume that makes conversation impossible.

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@realgirl_fieri

6 months

What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

It’s that time of year again, folks. I’d just like to remind my fellow men that flip flops and jeans is not an acceptable combo in any circumstances.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

When did Liverpool last have a solid and reliable back four?

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@KimKardashian

7 years

Maybe 2008. I can't remember

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

Also known as The Jeremy Clarkson Arena.

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@FourNaanJeremy

1 year

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

£20 daily bonus for troops covering Christmas strikes

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

Earlier, I saw someone call Paula Radcliffe ‘the J.K. Rowling of jogging’, which is right up there with the best things I’ve seen on this platform tbh.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

me, watching Man Utd in the transfer market.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Harry Maguire when he gets caught on the half-turn

ABC News

@ABC

4 years

FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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@FourNaanJeremy

9 months

Eddie Howe is going to get home later and have a big, solemn scroll on LinkedIn.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

“Ed, I’m beginning to think Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was”

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

6 months

You know how fans of The Smiths had to separate the art from the artist with regards to Morrissey? It’s been the case for a while but we need to separate Gerrard’s footballing career from Gerrard the man.

CristianoXtra

@CristianoXtra_

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🚨Steven Gerrard: “I think when the GOAT, as we call him, arrived in January, it was a huge deal, and he still has a lot to offer in football. After the arrival of Cristiano the popularity of the league increased & all the big players moved to Saudi.”

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@FourNaanJeremy

2 months

Vidic discourse is funny, because we’re not talking about some CB from the 80’s who your dad insists was world class. Like, we’ve seen him play with our own eyes. We watched him at the same time as you. Ferdinand was better. Sol Campbell was better. VVD is definitely better.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

me, for the full 90 minutes.

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@FourNaanJeremy

10 months

Cultras Football Podcast

@thecultraspod

10 months

What's the funniest tweet by a footballer?

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 months

Good to see Peter Reid taking some time out from his ongoing hunt for the Beer Baron.

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@FourNaanJeremy

9 years

Fair play to Coutinho for turning down his place at Hogwarts to come and play for the reds.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

I've decided that I don't have the bottle for a title race. I want to be cryogenically frozen and woken up in mid May. Just let me know if we've won it or not.

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@FourNaanJeremy

8 months

I never thought I’d say this, but can I hear more from Mark Goldbridge please?

Mark Goldbridge

@markgoldbridge

8 months

One thing I'll say about Liverpool is they don't fuck about when things go wrong. That statement if spot on. Why should they take an apology and move on. The stakes are high and those officiating need holding to account.

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@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

Not sure reactively signing a 36 year old on £500k a week because you thought he *might* be going to your local rivals is the sign of a particularly well thought out transfer strategy, lads. Still, at least the last signing they made to 'get one over' Man City worked out fine...

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

2 years

Liverpool are definitely more fun to watch than Man City. Should this be worth 12 additional points? In the humble opinion of this sports fan…yes.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Clive Tyldesley saying "Liverpool's love affair with the European Cup continues!" is a class A drug.

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@FourNaanJeremy

10 months

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

10 months

🚨 Al-Ittihad set to make concrete bid to sign Fabinho from Liverpool for £40m. Expected to develop fast one way or other. Key issue for #LFC is letting No6 go without replacement but working on this - Romeo Lavia among multiple options @TheAthleticFC #SPL

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@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

“I know a bit about lasers”

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Fucking hell, the Bundesliga nerds were right. Keita is unreal.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Who does Lingard move to in the summer and how much are Everton paying for him?

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 months

The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophy

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Liverpool (7.53) 4-2 (0.70) Newcastle

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Are we absolutely sure that Utd haven’t been adding points to the league table when no one’s looking?

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

at last, I can stop worrying that Liverpool Football Club are going to lose an unprecedented 9 Premier League games in a row.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

When Utd, City and Spurs all lose in the weekend.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

"Water and milk was thrown at Jose Mourinho during the melee" Duncan Castles:

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 months

I’m only half joking when I say that anyone using the term ‘field tilt’ in a casual conversation about football should be issued with a fixed penalty notice.

Bhavs

@bhavss14

7 months

“Chelsea dominated” No. We were poor. They were average. Luck evened out.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

One of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez need to change their initials. My timeline has become a very confusing read.

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@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

Rival fans monitoring Arsenal’s league position.

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David

@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

I'm gonna miss Joel Robles playing for the Ev. I'll never forget the time Divock Origi sent him the wrong way from all of 25 yards.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

me, when I see Spurs fans complaining about a dodgy penalty awarded by Jon Moss.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

It’s gonna take me a while to adjust to having a proper goalkeeper. Allison caught a cross earlier and I gave him a standing ovation.

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@FourNaanJeremy

2 years

Kloop has been caught red handed! Pretty clear this was an elaborate plot to play this tie at a slightly more inconvenient date with the exact same players at his disposal.

The Athletic | Football

@TheAthleticFC

2 years

▪️ #LFC originally returned negative COVID tests ▪️ Then ordered extra ones that weren't required ▪️ They turned up positives so game v #Arsenal called off ▪️ But tests were faulty though that was not made public at first 📝 @Simon_Hughes__

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

L- The Athletic Headquarters R- Neil Custis

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@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

You know when Frank Grimes loses his mind and goes on a massive rant because no one else can see that Homer is an idiot? That's how I feel every time I see someone say Trent is a defensive liability before suggesting Kyle Walker as a viable alternative in the same sentence.

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@FourNaanJeremy

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Tom Morgan

@Tom_Morgs

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Premier League obtained written assurances last year that Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund was not part of Todd Boehly and Clearlake Capital's takeover at #CFC

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

The null and void boys will be quiet tonight.

Premier League

@premierleague

4 years

The FA, Premier League, EFL and women’s professional game, together with the PFA and LMA are committed to finding ways of resuming the 2019/20 football season as soon as it is safe and possible to do so Full statement:

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@FourNaanJeremy

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Moby

@Mobyhaque1

1 year

Brighton CEO Paul Barber mentioned his wife is a Liverpool fan. As they say Happy wife, happy life! All jokes aside Brighton is a brilliantly run club. They are going to sign more gems soon. I love their system.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Genuinely incredible content.

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

Conte has obviously decided that 2011 Kenny Dalglish was on to something.

Matt Law

@Matt_Law_DT

7 years

Chelsea make Barkley bid, wait on Ox and will make further bids on Drinkwater and Llorente #cfc

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@FourNaanJeremy

9 months

Have you considered that there might have been money left to spend if your manager hadn’t wasted hundreds of millions on utter dross?

Doc

@Doc_Joshi

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City quietly spending over €230m after winning a treble. Adding the fella who repeatedly ran through our midfield at will on the opening day. While we're sat here wondering who we're gonna get on loan.

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@FourNaanJeremy

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@ftfcRedford @bIondedddddd I know who that is. My question is how on earth would they know him as the brain behind Team GB cycling at the Olympics given that they were probably born around that time.

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@FourNaanJeremy

3 years

England can’t live with Kyle Walker, here.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

The BBC producer when they realise they’ve booked the wrong Neville brother.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

patrick

@redford

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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

Just thinking about the time Paul Dummett injured Luis Suarez, and an angry Uruguayan took to twitter to make his feelings heard via google translate.

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

when you're getting roasted in the group chat because Liverpool are fucking shit

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

Alberto Moreno's summer transformation.

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@FourNaanJeremy

8 years

Jurgen Klopp is assembling a league-winning squad that is also capable of making me question my sexuality. What a phenomenal manager.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

me, when someone points out that all I’ve done so far at work today is make a coffee and pop out for a bacon sandwich.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

When you forget to get dressed.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

me, looking at tonight’s tv schedule.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

The framing of the Angry Birds logo in this picture is just *chefs kiss*

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

I would rather watch an entire series of the sitcom Mr Burns created when he took over TV than 1 minute of Mrs Browns Boys

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

Finally, a politician I can trust.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Idea: give Lawro the final say on all VAR decisions, to be given with a full explanation. Imagine him telling the biggest egos in world football to "stop being a big girls blouse" or that they've "dislocated a shoelace"

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

*extreme Clive Tyldesley voice* “City’s love affair with the European Cup continues!”

OptaJoe

@OptaJoe

6 years

4 - Manchester City are the first English team to lose four consecutive Champions League matches in the competition's history. Surprising.

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@FourNaanJeremy

1 year

It is imperative that any adulation for a fairly routine long pass under no pressure is stomped out immediately. We allowed this kind of praise to go unchecked for Paul Scholes and now he’s hailed as ‘one of the best midfielders of all time’.

Sunday League Footy

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1 year

Might just be the most ridiculous pass you'll ever see.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

The BBC, moulding Danny Murphy as Lawro’s successor.

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

Apparently Liverpool could be giving a kid born in 2002 his debut tonight. I know team selection isn’t down to me, but I have serious concerns about playing a 6 year old in the first XI.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Make this, you shits @LFC @Nike

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@FourNaanJeremy

5 years

. @Everton

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Ronaldo and Messi crossing paths at the airport.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

It would be very, very funny if a club bankrolled by an entire petrostate were to finish the season with only a League Cup to show for their efforts.

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

LFC Twitter's only two emotions when it comes to transfers.

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@FourNaanJeremy

6 years

Idea for a TV programme- Bakeoff, but featuring shithouse footballers. Get Sergio Ramos, Luis Suarez and Diego Costa in the tent and watch events unfold. The levels of sabotage would be through the roof.

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@FourNaanJeremy

8 years

the manager of your football club trying to copy Jurgen's tactics

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Matt Ford

@matt_4d

4 years

Important message on the Stretford End tomorrow night. Top marks to the lads & lasses from The Red Army for sorting it. #mufc 🇾🇪

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@FourNaanJeremy

9 years

I want Emre Can's DNA in my children's genetic makeup. If that means him sleeping with my future wife, so be it.

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@FourNaanJeremy

7 years

'Wenger Out' and 'Mike Dean' are now trending. The. Barclays. Is. Back.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Just imagined a parallel universe where City got Van Dijk and was sick in my mouth.

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@FourNaanJeremy

4 years

Leeds will either be genuinely good, or implode and have 12 points after 19 games. Whatever happens, it will be pure, unadulterated Barclays. And I, for one, cannot wait.

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@FourNaanJeremy

1 year

“We didn’t bottle it, we simply surrendered a 5 point lead at a crucial stage of the season by dropping points from winning positions twice in two games and drawing at home to the worst team in the league”

James Benge

@jamesbenge

1 year

Can’t say I see much convincing in the claim that Arsenal bottled it. If you really believe it you have to convince yourself that this young team who finished 5th last year was comparable with the Premier League’s great teams. Anything else & there’s no shame being caught by City

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@FourNaanJeremy

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Same vibe