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we’re a brand, but a cool brand. basically a koozie for your iced coffee but better. Please buy a JavaSok so I can keep tweeting πŸ’•

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@javasok
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Explaining why I drink iced coffee in winter
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always sunny out of context
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You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm
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When the barista hands you a coffee you know is about to be disappointing just from the color
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The 3 guarantees in life: -death -taxes -Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it
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Yes spending $6 on a coffee may be β€œa lot”, but consider: is $6 β€œa lot” for my mental health & happiness? I think not
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This coffee shop deserves an award
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I be like β€œgod keeps giving me the hardest battles” and the battle is being on time and getting iced coffee
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β€œIced coffee and a vacation won’t solve all your problems”. Ok, I would like to find out for myself personally
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Driver bf passenger Princess gf who insists on getting iced coffee
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My toxic trait is I think I need to buy an iced coffee every time I leave my house
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It’s always β€œwyd” and never β€œhey can I pick you up to get iced coffee and walk around target”
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When Shania Twain says β€œlet’s go girls”, that is the exact same feeling I get when I drink a shot of espresso
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No more emails. If you need to reach me you need to bring me a coffee and lure me to you, like bringing a duck bread at the pond
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Adult trick or treating: going to get coffee and then going to Barnes and noble
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Morning Affirmation: You deserve iced coffee, the best smelling candles, and a trip to Barnes and Noble
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Get your girl an iced coffee or Pete will
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β€œi love you” β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† β€œCan I bring you an iced coffee?” β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…
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I can have a 20 minute break after sending one email, as a treat
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Me: *drinks 2 shots of espresso* My guts:
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I put on my silly little outfit and drink my silly little coffee and do my silly little tasks
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The CDC says you can officially be late with iced coffee again just to feel something
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A relationship should be 50/50....they bring me iced coffee and I allow them to continue to be graced by my presence
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It be like that πŸ˜”
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Babe are you alright? You haven’t had your over priced iced coffee today
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Starbucks is for people who like consistency, and Dunkin is for people who crave chaos. We will not be explaining further
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People ask me how I afford a $6 coffee every day and it’s simple: I simply do not check my bank account
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I cannot believe we are almost halfway through October and I have not played in a pile of leaves. Not eaten a single candy corn. Have not summoned a single Demon. Not very spooky season of me.
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β€œI don’t know how you drink so many coffees” my brain craves caffeine and won’t produce serotonin without it, thanks for asking
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Not caffeinated or productive but a secret third thing (anxious)
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Ben Affleck with Dunkin Mood Board
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Someone needs to invent a candle that smells like Barnes and noble (notes of coffee, vanilla, and paper)
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Girls don’t like boys, girls like iced coffee and spending money
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γ€‚γ€€β˜† 。  β˜†γ€‚γ€€ β˜† β˜†γ€‚γ€€οΌΌγ€€γ€€ ο½œγ€€γ€€ οΌγ€‚γ€€β˜† It is never too cold for Iced coffee, if you think that, you are weak β˜†γ€‚γ€€οΌγ€€ ο½œγ€€γ€€οΌΌγ€‚γ€€β˜† 。  β˜†γ€‚ γ€€γ€€ γ€‚γ€€γ€€β˜†γ€‚
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life if iced coffee was free
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Dunkin has Pumpkin Spice which means it’s officially fall and we’d like to remind you that if you don’t drink iced coffee in winter you are weak
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β€œYou stayed up until 3am to listen to Taylor Swift and you’re working today?”
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Ok, me
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I like iced coffee, spending all my money, and maybe 3 people
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The feeling I get taking my first sip of coffee is the same feeling I get hearing Shania Twain say β€œlet’s go girls”
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β€œI hope this email finds you well” ok well your email found me on my third day of existing on cheese, cookies and coffee so you do that math
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My organs: water please Me: you :) mean :) iced :) coffee :) My organs:
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Mentally, I am here
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How it feels to be the only one who didn’t take PTO this week
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To everyone switching from iced coffee to hot as the seasons change:
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me: :( * * . * . * . * . * . * . . * overpriced iced coffee *. * . * * . *. * . . * . * . me: :)
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Signing off all my emails β€œplease be nice to me I’m doing my best”
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My iced coffee greeting my kidneys that haven’t seen water in 3 days
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Yes I order oat milk in my latte AND yes I still eat cheese, what about it
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A terrifying thought
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*my brain after I drink my iced coffee* 𝐼 π’Ήπ‘œ π“‚π“Ž 𝓁𝒾𝓁 π’Ήπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Έπ“Ž 𝒹𝒢𝓃𝒸𝑒
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There are so many apps out there and yet not a single one will deliver iced coffee to me directly in bed
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we need a 3 day weekend: 1 day for chores 1 day for iced coffee & treats 1 day for hibernation
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β€œCan you explain why you were late” yeah I had to get my emotional support coffee, thank you
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Me: I absolutely cannot spend anymore money Me Leaving Starbucks: you can’t put a price on self care πŸ’…πŸ»
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Me finding out it is not Friday, and is in fact, only Thursday
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How is it only Friday when mentally I have already lived 3 lifetimes this week
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It’s a pandemic, if you version of self care is having iced coffee at 8pm and watching the same tv show you’ve seen 300 times, that is valid
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Your body is a temple, mine is a Target with a Starbucks attached
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Just realized climate change will make my iced coffee melt faster, not doing well
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Every day I make my silly little iced coffee and hope for the best
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I love ordering coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts because my order never changes, but the drink I receive always does 😎
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It’s 40 degrees today which means it’s REAL iced coffee drinkers season. The weak shall weed themselves out
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It’s always β€œhow are you” and not β€œI brought you an iced coffee”
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Ok when I say β€œI’m going for errands” the first errand is getting coffee. Respect that
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Women only want one thing and it’s iced coffee
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Girls don’t like boys girls like iced coffee and True Crime documentaries
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On all levels but physical this is me
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My bank account Me spending $6 on a coffee
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The early bird gets the worm but I get the iced coffee and arrive 20 minutes late
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IT’S OFFICIALLY FALL
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Me getting. Me finishing it Iced coffee and having a panic attack at my desk
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The best part about iced coffee is there is no shrimp in it
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It’s officially SPRINGβ€” you know what that means!!!!! I will continue drinking iced coffee but now with less SAD
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Every day I relate to this scene just a little bit more
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*discovers iced coffee* Ok so this is about to be my personality for the rest of my life
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Me pretending a third cup of coffee will make me productive not anxious🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑
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The older I get the more I think the Gilmore girls drank a reasonable amount of coffee
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You deserve someone who knows your coffee order by heart and never settle for less than that
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The first sip of coffee always gives the same feeling as when Shania Twain says β€œlet’s go girls”
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Seeing too many tweets about iced coffee season being β€œover”. First of all, iced coffee is a lifestyle. Second of all, you’re weak.
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Me before coffee This plant 🀝
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It’s officially the week between christmas and New Years. Time isn’t real and nothing matters
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Ah yes the holy Trinity (1 beverage for hydration, 1 beverage for fun, 1 beverage for energy)
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My brain 10 minutes after I start to work:
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Asking me how much I spend on coffee is a HIPAA violation
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Do I have time to get coffee _____|_____ | | Yes No | | Good doing it anyway
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Why can’t it be work 5 days have 5 days off, please explain
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Nothing feels like 8 hours of sleep followed by an iced coffee and going to spend $20 somewhere
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β€œIf you didn’t drink coffee you’d be less anxious” ok I won’t be doing that but thank you
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I may be broke but I always have money for iced coffee though
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The older I get the more relatable this becomes
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