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@NFL_DovKleiman @JBJTimothy Why should they help pay for it when the owner takes away multiple home games away from them and sends them to London?
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@DiscussingFilm Can't beleive they got Ben Affleck to play Michael Jordan
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@CultureCrave Hollywood writers can’t write. Thats why the best tv and movies are those that closely follow the books. Thats why Game of Thrones was clearly lost once the show caught up to the books
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@CultureCrave He made the right decision
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@jasrifootball I’d pay money to listen to those two talk about just about any subject
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@ComicLoverMari how come one of these characters gets hate for wanting to save humanity, but the other doesn’t?
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@jasrifootball @WerderEdESPN They could’ve just secretly videotaped their practices like a normal team
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@APgelston Can we please take Hall of Fame votes away from writers since they don’t take it seriously
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@TomBrady Cheaters stick together
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@TheDunkCentral @MikeVorkunov Basketball hall of fame let’s everybody in
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@kmbc A true underdog story. They should make a blockbuster movie over the 2021 Kansas City Chiefs. So inspirational 😢
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@AdamSchefter They asked him if he wants less money and he said “no”
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@lporiginalg Showed his bank account
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Dave Dombrowski was fired on August 4, 2015 for only making two World Series appearances. Chris Illitch has two days to move on from Al Avila or he’s cemented as the embarrassment and conman that most think he is.
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@lporiginalg Probably because you wear that sign on your back everywhere …
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@CultureCrave @Variety I thought they were already making a Peaky Blinders film 🤔
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@DiscussingFilm Matt Damon as Michael Jordan is an interesting casting decision
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@OnwukaDaniel1 @InternetH0F Not as harmful as Venus
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@DannyClears @RapSheet Gender affirmation surgery
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@stoolpresidente I met Screech one time but you don’t hear me bragging
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@TomPelissero I watched this 38 times and I don’t see anything
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@InternetH0F How much money were you paid for this?
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@nypost KFC gives out the worst kids meal toys
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@crazyclipsonly Need to see that happen to Joel Osteen fr
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@tezfrm901 @Lions If my aunt had a 🥜sach, she’d be my uncle
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@barstoolsports There’s millions of young girls watching this. I’m literally shaking
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@barstoolsports This is notable because Jada Pinkett Smith is generally a very happy person
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@CultureCrave Nah I don’t accept it
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@rollupmywrist @DiscussingFilm In other words, you didn’t watch Oppenheimer
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@ProFootballTalk W for the Bears
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@JeffPassan Braves are like the dude who traded a paperclip all the way up for house
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@St_Louis_7 @DiscussingFilm My wife and I saw Despicable Me four times in theaters when we dating in our mid-20’s
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@historyinmemes You can tell it was folded into his wallet
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@DanWetzel @RossDellenger It’s crazy all this went on without Harbaugh knowing any of it. They must be really good secret keepers in Ann Arbor
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@HBAcrypto @NFL_DovKleiman Because he statistically is
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@JebraFaushay There’s a special place in San Francisco for people like her…
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@calm16a2 @3YearLetterman Cat, Beyoncé is neither Jewish or a lawyer. She’s a well respected rapper and I expect more from you than this
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@Kupsey17 @BaseballDoesnt The Red Sox gave him something with meaning to it. The A’s quickly stopped at the gas station to grab him a gift. That’s the difference.
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@theancerman @TampaBayTre @AlyssaLang They’re not banging cuz they’re married
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@bluebloodsbias @Iamgibby06 Holy crap this reads like it was written by a CU PR team. This Deion’s burner?
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@barstoolsports Brother can finally have clean sheets
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@SweetZBunder @3YearLetterman Swifties are angry elves
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@_MLFootball @shaggyshanekc I know too much about Pat Mahomes and Travis Kelce’s family trees
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@LucasFoxNews So $800,000 to kill what we believe to be some kid’s science project?
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@jasrifootball @kcchiefsmmz Not every penalty is caught 💯 of the time. This is lame
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@barstoolsports I pray their family will be able to recover from this tragedy 😔
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@TheRealCruzOx @karicsteele This is the equivalent of doing an OJ documentary and not mentioning the double homicide or trial
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@nflrums Did you know he’s dating country music star Taylor Swift? 🤯
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@NFL_DovKleiman @RapSheet This is rough news. I thought he was going to pull through. Prayers to his family 🙏
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@brix13_ @3YearLetterman You can't even accept the fact that you will NOT get an SEC championship award if you laid in your bed and tweeted a essay long heck of a tweet for hating a men who intended no harm in you
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@mypersonaIhell @Breaking911 You do know that British citizens in the United States are foreign, right?
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@Nike Top half:
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@stoolpresidente “Our school believes in the freedom of speech from our students…” **Blocks replies**
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@ValidLs They’re not baby teeth
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@jasrifootball @RapSheet That’s not a fair deal. He should be able to coach in the NFL and still get the full $125 M
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@barstoolsports We all know it was Alec Baldwin
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@CGJXXIII Wear a ski mask. Enjoy the game. Drink a few pops. Maybe rob a liquor store afterwards
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@usatodaysports Attack a real woman for saying women’s sports should be played by real women instead of dudes in dresses. Modern day feminism is wild.
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@nathanharenice @i_zzzzzz It’s gotta be one of them dirty podcasts.
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@FieldYates He could read a children’s book and make me want to run through a wall
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@DelusionPosting And 12 people liked the post 😬
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@homeofdcu They should try the guy from the Tudors as Superman
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@KFCBarstool So weird. Like, it doesn't consume my whole day. Maybe a few hours here and there every day
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@taeisback132 @3YearLetterman I watched Reading Rainbow every morning for 16 years so I’m tight with the black community
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@Ken_Rosenthal That’ll teach him
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@DiscussingFilm And they already have the sequel planned
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@smchatter1 @BobSaietta Bet you can’t name more than one “right-wing” person at the company
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@nflrums It looks like where superheroes keep their costumes
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@more_contentpls @3YearLetterman This is a content talker critiquing content talking by the way.
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@3YearLetterman What if you want to go on vacation to Hawaii?
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@NFL_DovKleiman He really just needs to sit out week 1 to make his point
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@barstoolsports My foot has healed!!!!
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@NoContextBrits Nothing funnier than how insecure Brits get over the most meaningless things 😂
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@___1MA___ @3YearLetterman @R_Mendenhall Coach doesn’t play for the Patriots, silly
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@sebgbruh @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 Hate to break it to you but the queen passed away last year. The old booger had a massive funeral. I thought you would have heard about it
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@FabianArdaya @Ken_Rosenthal @TheAthletic He’s going to be paid through the age of 120
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@AGHamilton29 Even the audience didn’t laugh
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@3YearLetterman @DeionSanders Jesus literally invented the Hail Mary
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@19solutionz @jasrifootball @BackAftaThis He says whatever will get his name trending
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@MCU_Direct All of us
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@jasrifootball @Sportico This reminds me of when Carlton forgot to get insurance on the rental car when he and Will went off the road and crashed
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@Cmplxe @WomenPostingLs She’s a taxidermist
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@mitch_gorman @3YearLetterman @Jim_Jordan Thank you for catsplaining that
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@NFL_DovKleiman Nick Saban’s already offered their first born
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@D_M_H_14_11 @RzAz_Yemen @Yampeleg Y’all can’t even afford proper footwear
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@RottenTomatoes I thought I’d be Oscar worthy
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@nypost I gotta know the names now
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@wildtiktokss How do you shave your privates with a phone light?
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